Off-Topic General Discussion - Page 3848

On January 04 2015 05:18 jcarlsoniv wrote:
yay snow!

On January 04 2015 10:22 mordek wrote:

Excuse me, I believe I'm closer

Oh you.

When I proposed my wife said "Sure". XD

Parenting story for Wave:
I learned an important lesson yesterday. I gave the car keys to my kid to keep her occupied while we stopped in at the library. I was keeping a close eye on her but when she ran around a shelf she came up to my wife and she said she'd watch her while I looked for a book. I neglected to mention anything and sure enough we go to check out but don't have the car keys. Proceed to scan about 10 library shelves and sitting area for keys. At this point I'm hating my life and terrible decisions because there's literally 287,239 hiding places and she looooves to put things away... and it's like 80 degrees in this place for w/e reason as a crouch around looking. I get a friend to pick me up to go home, I can't find our spare key so I drive our other car to the library so they can go home (naturally the kid is hungry and needs changed for the last half hour by this point). My wife goes home and I go on to methodically check behind the bottom two rows of each shelf. They were behind the mystery paperbacks on the 5th shelf in of course. That was a long afternoon.

On January 04 2015 10:40 Cixah wrote:


Oh god no. I thought I wanted kids, but I'm already bad about this. I can only imagine what a small people version of myself would do.

This is bad. I fear for the intelligence of my progeny.

On January 04 2015 10:25 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
If anything in the universe will bait Wave to post, Mordek, it would be that post right there.

On January 04 2015 10:25 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
If anything in the universe will bait Wave to post, Mordek, it would be that post right there.

On January 04 2015 10:22 mordek wrote:

Excuse me, I believe I'm closer

Oh you.

When I proposed my wife said "Sure". XD

Parenting story for Wave:
I learned an important lesson yesterday. I gave the car keys to my kid to keep her occupied while we stopped in at the library. I was keeping a close eye on her but when she ran around a shelf she came up to my wife and she said she'd watch her while I looked for a book. I neglected to mention anything and sure enough we go to check out but don't have the car keys. Proceed to scan about 10 library shelves and sitting area for keys. At this point I'm hating my life and terrible decisions because there's literally 287,239 hiding places and she looooves to put things away... and it's like 80 degrees in this place for w/e reason as a crouch around looking. I get a friend to pick me up to go home, I can't find our spare key so I drive our other car to the library so they can go home (naturally the kid is hungry and needs changed for the last half hour by this point). My wife goes home and I go on to methodically check behind the bottom two rows of each shelf. They were behind the mystery paperbacks on the 5th shelf in of course. That was a long afternoon.

On January 04 2015 10:42 mordek wrote:

You say that, but my wife and I are melting as we peek through the cracked door as she falls asleep/reads a book/adjusts her bed

On January 04 2015 10:22 mordek wrote:

Excuse me, I believe I'm closer

Oh you.

When I proposed my wife said "Sure". XD

Parenting story for Wave:
I learned an important lesson yesterday. I gave the car keys to my kid to keep her occupied while we stopped in at the library. I was keeping a close eye on her but when she ran around a shelf she came up to my wife and she said she'd watch her while I looked for a book. I neglected to mention anything and sure enough we go to check out but don't have the car keys. Proceed to scan about 10 library shelves and sitting area for keys. At this point I'm hating my life and terrible decisions because there's literally 287,239 hiding places and she looooves to put things away... and it's like 80 degrees in this place for w/e reason as a crouch around looking. I get a friend to pick me up to go home, I can't find our spare key so I drive our other car to the library so they can go home (naturally the kid is hungry and needs changed for the last half hour by this point). My wife goes home and I go on to methodically check behind the bottom two rows of each shelf. They were behind the mystery paperbacks on the 5th shelf in of course. That was a long afternoon.

On January 04 2015 10:33 phyvo wrote:


I'm driving back to MA tomorrow, it better still be there when I get there!

Also let me know whenever you next decide to do the gaming underground P:M tournament so that I can make room to show up to cheer you on after I get knocked out immediately again.

On January 04 2015 11:06 WaveofShadow wrote:
I will watch the baby monitor like a tv show sometimes. I think we've been over this with other members of OT though before mordek. They won't/don't get it and I don't really expect them to until/unless the time comes.

On January 04 2015 11:16 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Did you say Bailey's, Soniv?

Do you like Bailey's? Mmm, warm. Creamy.

I do watercolors. Wanna know what I call this one?

I call it Bailey's.

On January 04 2015 13:41 phyvo wrote:
I add extra butter and melt real cheese into my boxed mac and cheese. Then I put grated parmesan cheese on top. I really should just learn to make the real thing.