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Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
December 16 2014 19:48 GMT
#74461
It's not about hate, it's about watching out for family, and killing everyone who threatens them physically, emotionally, spiritually, metaphysically, and making an example of the ones who do.

Ave, true to Caesar.
Hey! How you doin'?
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
December 16 2014 19:51 GMT
#74462
that's not how watching out for family works
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
December 16 2014 19:55 GMT
#74463
The trick with Smash is to have a huge skill disparity, then nobody's salty. Some friends from school are like absurdly good (I think one took a set off Hungrybox?), so nobody can get mad.
I am the Town Medic.
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
December 16 2014 19:57 GMT
#74464
You guys shouldn't get mad at smash, its not the games fault you don't have the tech skill. The maddening part that I come across now is for myself due to mistakes made. That and my GC controller finally starting to have input problems. Hopefully I can get the adapter one broken in soon.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
December 16 2014 20:00 GMT
#74465
On December 17 2014 04:47 onlywonderboy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2014 04:45 Seuss wrote:
On December 17 2014 04:36 Zdrastochye wrote:
The gift to give for the guy who's been dating your sister for a little bit is to beat him to within an inch of killing him, and then your gift to them is mercy. Serves him right for defiling her sacred garden. Win-win, really.


I compromise on this and just beat the snot out of my brother-in-law in Smash.

Actually it's really funny. The only times we haven't gotten along have been because of Smash.

Usually Smash begins to erode at my friendships due to high levels of salt.

This only works if they never beat you. my friends play the game at all the tournaments and stuff, i 3 stocked one of them in brawl, and beat the other in marth ditto's the first time i touched the character, and now if they make me play and destroy me i can always smile and fire back when i embarrassed them.

^_^ my old roommate came to visit.
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
December 16 2014 20:00 GMT
#74466
my controller doesnt work properly
my hands are cold
my hands are sweaty
I had sun in my eyes
etc.
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-16 20:05:55
December 16 2014 20:02 GMT
#74467
Okay guys:

Mocha or Butterscotch Scones? help me decide which to make.
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
December 16 2014 20:04 GMT
#74468
Butterscotch, easy.
I am the Town Medic.
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
December 16 2014 20:07 GMT
#74469
Tech into Mocha, fake the Butterscotch, and transition into forgetting the yeast.
Hey! How you doin'?
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
December 16 2014 20:11 GMT
#74470
^ someone doesn't know how to make scones. No yeast involved guy. amateurs.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 16 2014 20:13 GMT
#74471
On December 17 2014 05:00 PrinceXizor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2014 04:47 onlywonderboy wrote:
On December 17 2014 04:45 Seuss wrote:
On December 17 2014 04:36 Zdrastochye wrote:
The gift to give for the guy who's been dating your sister for a little bit is to beat him to within an inch of killing him, and then your gift to them is mercy. Serves him right for defiling her sacred garden. Win-win, really.


I compromise on this and just beat the snot out of my brother-in-law in Smash.

Actually it's really funny. The only times we haven't gotten along have been because of Smash.

Usually Smash begins to erode at my friendships due to high levels of salt.

This only works if they never beat you. my friends play the game at all the tournaments and stuff, i 3 stocked one of them in brawl, and beat the other in marth ditto's the first time i touched the character, and now if they make me play and destroy me i can always smile and fire back when i embarrassed them.

^_^ my old roommate came to visit.


To be fair, Marth mirrors are almost a complete crapshoot.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
December 16 2014 20:13 GMT
#74472
You forgot the yeast, you can't get a rise out of me.
Hey! How you doin'?
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
December 16 2014 20:14 GMT
#74473
On December 17 2014 05:13 Zdrastochye wrote:
You forgot the yeast, you can't get a rise out of me.


*applause*
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-16 20:16:21
December 16 2014 20:16 GMT
#74474
But i didn't forget anything >.> it looks like your joke was dead on ar-rise-al
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
December 16 2014 20:20 GMT
#74475
On November 14 2014 21:59 PrinceXizor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2014 20:59 PrinceXizor wrote:
Walking to the grocery store sucks when you keep forgetting something.

Aaaaand I'm back and forgot yeast

Hey! How you doin'?
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 16 2014 20:21 GMT
#74476
On December 17 2014 05:16 PrinceXizor wrote:
But i didn't forget anything >.> it looks like your joke was dead on ar-rise-al


I hope your songs are better than your jokes
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
December 16 2014 20:29 GMT
#74477
On December 17 2014 05:21 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2014 05:16 PrinceXizor wrote:
But i didn't forget anything >.> it looks like your joke was dead on ar-rise-al


I hope your songs are better than your jokes

let's hope your fighting is better than your retorts.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
December 16 2014 20:32 GMT
#74478
I REALLY suck at the GvG packs. Two packs, four Ogre Brutes.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
December 16 2014 20:33 GMT
#74479
On December 17 2014 05:32 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I REALLY suck at the GvG packs. Two packs, four Ogre Brutes.


That sounds pretty ogrewhelming.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
December 16 2014 20:34 GMT
#74480
On December 17 2014 05:29 PrinceXizor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2014 05:21 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On December 17 2014 05:16 PrinceXizor wrote:
But i didn't forget anything >.> it looks like your joke was dead on ar-rise-al


I hope your songs are better than your jokes

let's hope your fighting is better than your retorts.

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
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