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Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
December 16 2014 19:09 GMT
#74441
Ugh I have so much Christmas shopping to do and I haven't really thought too much about it at all.
It's your boy Guzma!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-16 19:09:47
December 16 2014 19:09 GMT
#74442
On December 17 2014 04:07 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2014 04:05 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On December 17 2014 04:03 Rockafellalp wrote:
Man, who's excited for fucking Christmas. Minus the gifts and stuff because that has ruined Christmas but for the fact we get to enjoy our time with all out friends and family. Next week is going to rock.


o/

first year my siblings and I are doing secret santa, so I'm looking forward to that - always better to have to focus on one person instead of trying to figure out things for 5+


Damn five siblings? Are you the fourth J Carlson or the fourth son of Carl?


Well, 5 siblings, plus 2 brothers in law, plus my bro's gf, although idk if she's around for the holidays.

The fourth Joe Carlson. I feel like we've been over this half a dozen times lol. In fact, if you search my full name, I'm pretty sure top hits are TL threads xD
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
December 16 2014 19:10 GMT
#74443
On December 17 2014 04:07 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2014 04:05 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On December 17 2014 04:03 Rockafellalp wrote:
Man, who's excited for fucking Christmas. Minus the gifts and stuff because that has ruined Christmas but for the fact we get to enjoy our time with all out friends and family. Next week is going to rock.


o/

first year my siblings and I are doing secret santa, so I'm looking forward to that - always better to have to focus on one person instead of trying to figure out things for 5+


Damn five siblings? Are you the fourth J Carlson or the fourth son of Carl?

He's prince of Demacia.
And secret santa is definitely the way to go. 6 bros op.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
December 16 2014 19:10 GMT
#74444
Haha have you ever had a situation like Holes when the judge says "Stanley Yelnats, please rise"?
I am the Town Medic.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 16 2014 19:11 GMT
#74445
On December 17 2014 04:10 Alzadar wrote:
Haha have you ever had a situation like Holes when the judge says "Stanley Yelnats, please rise"?


Only when my grandpa is around. My dad goes by "Jay"
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
December 16 2014 19:13 GMT
#74446
Are your brothers deeply envious that you get to carry on the family name, while they are probably named Jimmy the First and such?
I am the Town Medic.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 16 2014 19:17 GMT
#74447
Hah, I doubt it. My closest brother is an outward rebel and would probably hate sharing my dad's name. My youngest brother is adopted from South Korea, so I'm pretty sure he couldn't care less.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
December 16 2014 19:21 GMT
#74448
On that topic. Is it expected that I get presents for my sisters' fiancees? They get me presents "from them".

I've only ever bought presents for my parents and sisters, but maybe fiancee is a step up from 6-year boyfriend?
I am the Town Medic.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 16 2014 19:23 GMT
#74449
Idk, depends on family dynamic I guess? My brothers in law and my bro's gf are pretty much like siblings to me, so I've gotten them gifts in the past (when we were buying for all family members)
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
December 16 2014 19:25 GMT
#74450
When in doubt, buy a bottle of wine/champagne/whiskey for them, and offer to drink it with them. that way you get out of having to think of a THING to buy, and instead you just spend time with them, which makes everyone happier. and drunker. which is happier.
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
December 16 2014 19:30 GMT
#74451
Problem is if I buy for one future brother-in-law I surely must buy for both, but I actually know one of them quite well, while the other has only been dating my sister for a bit past a year.
I am the Town Medic.
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
December 16 2014 19:34 GMT
#74452
my mum told me not to buy her any gifts. so I won't. kekeke
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
December 16 2014 19:36 GMT
#74453
The gift to give for the guy who's been dating your sister for a little bit is to beat him to within an inch of killing him, and then your gift to them is mercy. Serves him right for defiling her sacred garden. Win-win, really.
Hey! How you doin'?
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
December 16 2014 19:36 GMT
#74454
On December 17 2014 04:36 Zdrastochye wrote:
The gift to give for the guy who's been dating your sister for a little bit is to beat him to within an inch of killing him, and then your gift to them is mercy. Serves him right for defiling her sacred garden. Win-win, really.

you're more fucked up than I am
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Crusnik
Profile Joined December 2010
United States5378 Posts
December 16 2014 19:40 GMT
#74455
And that's saying something. You need to be checked, dude....
Steam: rook492
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-16 19:43:44
December 16 2014 19:41 GMT
#74456
He's an alright guy. He wanted to get me in on some get-rich scheme with BitCoin arbitrage, but I looked it over and didn't think it was plausible to make any money.

[sister] told me she mentioned my hair brained scheme to "get rich" to you and that you might be able to tackle the problem. Tell you what, you build it, I'll fund the initial purchase amount needed to run it and we will split the profits 50/50.
I am the Town Medic.
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
December 16 2014 19:41 GMT
#74457
Yea I don't get it the whole "hate anyone dating your sister or daughter" thing. If they are happy and in a constructive relationship why should it bother anyone.
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
December 16 2014 19:43 GMT
#74458
On December 17 2014 04:41 Numy wrote:
Yea I don't get it the whole "hate anyone dating your sister or daughter" thing. If they are happy and in a constructive relationship why should it bother anyone.


It's really creepy in my view.
I am the Town Medic.
Seuss
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States10536 Posts
December 16 2014 19:45 GMT
#74459
On December 17 2014 04:36 Zdrastochye wrote:
The gift to give for the guy who's been dating your sister for a little bit is to beat him to within an inch of killing him, and then your gift to them is mercy. Serves him right for defiling her sacred garden. Win-win, really.


I compromise on this and just beat the snot out of my brother-in-law in Smash.

Actually it's really funny. The only times we haven't gotten along have been because of Smash.
"I am not able to carry all this people alone, for they are too heavy for me." -Moses (Numbers 11:14)
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
December 16 2014 19:47 GMT
#74460
On December 17 2014 04:45 Seuss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2014 04:36 Zdrastochye wrote:
The gift to give for the guy who's been dating your sister for a little bit is to beat him to within an inch of killing him, and then your gift to them is mercy. Serves him right for defiling her sacred garden. Win-win, really.


I compromise on this and just beat the snot out of my brother-in-law in Smash.

Actually it's really funny. The only times we haven't gotten along have been because of Smash.

Usually Smash begins to erode at my friendships due to high levels of salt.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
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