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ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
October 17 2013 20:05 GMT
#6281
Why isn't dr. shitposter an option?
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
October 17 2013 20:06 GMT
#6282
Cause I'm king and the debate is between these two scrubs.
God Bless
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 17 2013 20:06 GMT
#6283
On October 18 2013 05:02 ComaDose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 05:00 wei2coolman wrote:
On October 18 2013 04:58 AsmodeusXI wrote:
None of you can shitpost like Roffles and you shouldn't even try. I advise you to check out his blog on the subject to learn more.

I think girl blogs trounce Roffles in terms of shitpost quality

You can throw the whole "dating hows your luck" thread in there too

US Politics Megathread probably goes in there as well.
liftlift > tsm
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
October 17 2013 20:06 GMT
#6284
On October 18 2013 05:02 FatkiddsLag wrote:
Because it's so popular I want to try and at least give spectating LOL a chance. I've played it a decent amount over the past 4 years, but when I try and watch a first person view steam I can't take it. All anyone does is complain about their teammates. Also, it's boring if there is no explanation of strategy or commentary during the farming phase. Is there anyone who's knowledgeable about the game and not a whiny bitch? I'm looking for the Artosis of League.


Artosis has NEVER whined before in his LIFE.

Also, you're looking for DoA and Montecristo casting OGN Champions. Try ongamenet or ogn_lol for streams and vods. Idk how much is behind paywall, but that's the what you asked for.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 17 2013 20:07 GMT
#6285
On October 18 2013 05:06 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 05:02 FatkiddsLag wrote:
Because it's so popular I want to try and at least give spectating LOL a chance. I've played it a decent amount over the past 4 years, but when I try and watch a first person view steam I can't take it. All anyone does is complain about their teammates. Also, it's boring if there is no explanation of strategy or commentary during the farming phase. Is there anyone who's knowledgeable about the game and not a whiny bitch? I'm looking for the Artosis of League.


Artosis has NEVER whined before in his LIFE.

Also, you're looking for DoA and Montecristo casting OGN Champions. Try ongamenet or ogn_lol for streams and vods. Idk how much is behind paywall, but that's the what you asked for.

What was that one show he started with Idra...?
It's your boy Guzma!
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
October 17 2013 20:07 GMT
#6286
On October 18 2013 05:06 Roffles wrote:
Cause I'm king and the debate is between these two scrubs.


lets make our milestone posts together roffles it will be super romantic <3

9999
TranslatorBaa!
Fusilero
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United Kingdom50293 Posts
October 17 2013 20:08 GMT
#6287
On October 18 2013 05:07 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 05:06 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On October 18 2013 05:02 FatkiddsLag wrote:
Because it's so popular I want to try and at least give spectating LOL a chance. I've played it a decent amount over the past 4 years, but when I try and watch a first person view steam I can't take it. All anyone does is complain about their teammates. Also, it's boring if there is no explanation of strategy or commentary during the farming phase. Is there anyone who's knowledgeable about the game and not a whiny bitch? I'm looking for the Artosis of League.


Artosis has NEVER whined before in his LIFE.

Also, you're looking for DoA and Montecristo casting OGN Champions. Try ongamenet or ogn_lol for streams and vods. Idk how much is behind paywall, but that's the what you asked for.

What was that one show he started with Idra...?

Imbalanced? One of artosis' many shows to never take off the ground.
Also jatt is a good analyst for NA LCS.
Glorious SEA doto
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 17 2013 20:08 GMT
#6288
On October 18 2013 05:07 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 05:06 Roffles wrote:
Cause I'm king and the debate is between these two scrubs.


lets make our milestone posts together roffles it will be super romantic <3

9999

inb4

Roffles: "No".
It's your boy Guzma!
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 17 2013 20:08 GMT
#6289
On October 18 2013 05:06 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 05:02 FatkiddsLag wrote:
Because it's so popular I want to try and at least give spectating LOL a chance. I've played it a decent amount over the past 4 years, but when I try and watch a first person view steam I can't take it. All anyone does is complain about their teammates. Also, it's boring if there is no explanation of strategy or commentary during the farming phase. Is there anyone who's knowledgeable about the game and not a whiny bitch? I'm looking for the Artosis of League.


Artosis has NEVER whined before in his LIFE.

Also, you're looking for DoA and Montecristo casting OGN Champions. Try ongamenet or ogn_lol for streams and vods. Idk how much is behind paywall, but that's the what you asked for.

Throwing him straight into the shark? If he doesn't understand enough of the game, Monte and DoA's casting going to be so above his head. Start off with some of the LCS, or World's Vods, and get a decent grasp of the game, then move onto OGN. At least for learning purposes.
liftlift > tsm
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-17 20:09:24
October 17 2013 20:08 GMT
#6290
On October 18 2013 05:07 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 05:06 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On October 18 2013 05:02 FatkiddsLag wrote:
Because it's so popular I want to try and at least give spectating LOL a chance. I've played it a decent amount over the past 4 years, but when I try and watch a first person view steam I can't take it. All anyone does is complain about their teammates. Also, it's boring if there is no explanation of strategy or commentary during the farming phase. Is there anyone who's knowledgeable about the game and not a whiny bitch? I'm looking for the Artosis of League.


Artosis has NEVER whined before in his LIFE.

Also, you're looking for DoA and Montecristo casting OGN Champions. Try ongamenet or ogn_lol for streams and vods. Idk how much is behind paywall, but that's the what you asked for.

What was that one show he started with Idra...?


The strategic use of capitals may indicate a certain tone implying something...

I should have voted for you.

On October 18 2013 05:08 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 05:06 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On October 18 2013 05:02 FatkiddsLag wrote:
Because it's so popular I want to try and at least give spectating LOL a chance. I've played it a decent amount over the past 4 years, but when I try and watch a first person view steam I can't take it. All anyone does is complain about their teammates. Also, it's boring if there is no explanation of strategy or commentary during the farming phase. Is there anyone who's knowledgeable about the game and not a whiny bitch? I'm looking for the Artosis of League.


Artosis has NEVER whined before in his LIFE.

Also, you're looking for DoA and Montecristo casting OGN Champions. Try ongamenet or ogn_lol for streams and vods. Idk how much is behind paywall, but that's the what you asked for.

Throwing him straight into the shark? If he doesn't understand enough of the game, Monte and DoA's casting going to be so above his head. Start off with some of the LCS, or World's Vods, and get a decent grasp of the game, then move onto OGN. At least for learning purposes.


He asked for the Artosis of LoL tho. Monte is him. But your point is well-made.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
October 17 2013 20:09 GMT
#6291
On October 18 2013 05:07 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 05:06 Roffles wrote:
Cause I'm king and the debate is between these two scrubs.


lets make our milestone posts together roffles it will be super romantic <3

9999

No.
God Bless
NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
October 17 2013 20:09 GMT
#6292
On October 18 2013 04:50 Requizen wrote:
Plz I'm shittiest of the shit y'all just never read KMD during the glory days.

It boggles me why you wear that title so proudly.
Seems so self-defeating.

If you know you're a shitposter, stop shitposting. Make a god damn effort.
ModeratorFor the Glory that is TeamLiquid (-9 | 155) | Discord: NeoIllusions#1984
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-17 20:10:17
October 17 2013 20:09 GMT
#6293
SHOWMATCH SHOWMATCH SHOWMATCH

Poll: Should Req and Wei Have a Showmatch for Shittiest Poster?

Showmatch. (7)
 
64%

Showmatch? (4)
 
36%

11 total votes

Your vote: Should Req and Wei Have a Showmatch for Shittiest Poster?

(Vote): Showmatch?
(Vote): Showmatch.



On October 18 2013 05:09 Roffles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 05:07 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
On October 18 2013 05:06 Roffles wrote:
Cause I'm king and the debate is between these two scrubs.


lets make our milestone posts together roffles it will be super romantic <3

9999

No.

Oh lord that was cold.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
October 17 2013 20:10 GMT
#6294
the moon is so bright I can read outside.

there is also a light in the mountains that i actually have no idea how you would get there.

pretty sure it's an initiation school. teenage boys are sent to learn to be a man. they go to the isolated mountains for 6 months where they don't wear shoes, work in the fields, learn manly things, supppsedly smoke a shit ton of weed , and end with an ineffective and incorrect circumcision! mostly the boys who can't pay for high school or fail.

surprisingly because of these schools, there usually more girls in school. but most (roughly 95%) of them end up cooking, cleaning, and raising the family - even if they have a job like the teachers at my school. the 5% of women who don't, either pay for (or most likely their husbands do) another woman to cook clean and raise the family.

how's that for your gender roles.

it's actually something I (and most pcvs here) teach in life skills class. it kinda reminds me of the 50s 60s when if a woman had a job it was a "woman's" job ala teacher nurse secretary cook etc. plus a mix of the 80s when people kinda knew about aids but still didn't take it seriously.

except they believe some dumb shit. some people (mostly the uneducated and fairly isolated) think they can get rid of aids by having sex with a young child or virgin. like how does that make sense in your head? I just can't wrap my head around that.

oh and if I stumble into an initiation school I gotta finish it out cause it's secret and whatnot. I was kind of a big deal in training cause I lived with the family that ran initiation school.

now at my own place I'm the guardian for two teenagers (who take care of themselves better than I take care of myself). I signed a permission slip the other day. I felt pretty badass.
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
October 17 2013 20:10 GMT
#6295
Last time we tried to have a showmatch, PrincePussy dodged super hardcore.
God Bless
Vanka
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
China1336 Posts
October 17 2013 20:10 GMT
#6296
Damn that was a lot of pages quick.

On October 18 2013 01:46 Nos- wrote:

Tell me about what it's like to teach in China now. When I was there the amount of money that exchanged hands behind the scenes were pretty obscene. Have you had any of that stuff happen? Although I don't know if that's only between parents and administration.


I teach adults for a company chain of learning centres, so none of that stuff happens to me. I can't imagine that it has stopped though, chinese people being who they are. Straight-up salaries aren't as great as they used to be, mostly because of rising living costs and they haven't risen to meet them, and I know most places now in Beijing actually require you to have certifications and qualifications to be a teacher, unlike years ago when you could show up with a white face and get a job instantly.

On October 18 2013 01:28 wei2coolman wrote:

Are you teaching English in China?
Also, are you Chinese?


I'm Canadian Chinese, born and raised, spent 2 years learning basic mandarin in uni, here to master it. Teaching English, yes.
Fusilero
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United Kingdom50293 Posts
October 17 2013 20:11 GMT
#6297
On October 18 2013 05:09 GhandiEAGLE wrote:

Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 05:09 Roffles wrote:
On October 18 2013 05:07 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
On October 18 2013 05:06 Roffles wrote:
Cause I'm king and the debate is between these two scrubs.


lets make our milestone posts together roffles it will be super romantic <3

9999

No.

Oh lord that was cold.

No love between translator icons </3
Glorious SEA doto
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
October 17 2013 20:11 GMT
#6298
What are the rules for the shitpost showmatch?

First one to get banned wins?
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 17 2013 20:11 GMT
#6299
How does one have a shitposting showmatch?

On October 18 2013 05:09 NeoIllusions wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 04:50 Requizen wrote:
Plz I'm shittiest of the shit y'all just never read KMD during the glory days.

It boggles me why you wear that title so proudly.
Seems so self-defeating.

If you know you're a shitposter, stop shitposting. Make a god damn effort.

Self-improvement is something I've given up on. It's like you don't even know me Neo, plz.
It's your boy Guzma!
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
October 17 2013 20:11 GMT
#6300
On October 18 2013 05:06 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 05:02 FatkiddsLag wrote:
Because it's so popular I want to try and at least give spectating LOL a chance. I've played it a decent amount over the past 4 years, but when I try and watch a first person view steam I can't take it. All anyone does is complain about their teammates. Also, it's boring if there is no explanation of strategy or commentary during the farming phase. Is there anyone who's knowledgeable about the game and not a whiny bitch? I'm looking for the Artosis of League.


Artosis has NEVER whined before in his LIFE.

hehehe my favorite artosis whine
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
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