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Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
September 22 2014 20:19 GMT
#59961
when I'm sick

wow quote mining much?
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
September 22 2014 20:19 GMT
#59962
On September 23 2014 05:15 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2014 05:14 ComaDose wrote:
BP i read your comment so now I have cancer. will this greatly reduce my chances of qualifying for a big pay out life policy?


pre-existing condition = disqualified


Nono, we want to make money! We don't say no to anyone. If we default the gov't bails us out so npnp. Do you even bank?
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 22 2014 20:22 GMT
#59963
On September 23 2014 05:19 Scip wrote:
when I'm sick

wow quote mining much?


ejaculation is a natural antihistamine

On September 23 2014 05:19 BlackPaladin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2014 05:15 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On September 23 2014 05:14 ComaDose wrote:
BP i read your comment so now I have cancer. will this greatly reduce my chances of qualifying for a big pay out life policy?


pre-existing condition = disqualified


Nono, we want to make money! We don't say no to anyone. If we default the gov't bails us out so npnp. Do you even bank?


I farm credit bank, BP pls
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
September 22 2014 20:24 GMT
#59964
On September 23 2014 05:22 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2014 05:19 Scip wrote:
when I'm sick

wow quote mining much?


ejaculation is a natural antihistamine

phrasing!
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
September 22 2014 20:26 GMT
#59965
On September 23 2014 05:18 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2014 05:16 Lord Tolkien wrote:
On September 23 2014 05:15 wei2coolman wrote:
On September 23 2014 05:14 Lord Tolkien wrote:
On September 23 2014 05:11 BlackPaladin wrote:
Tolk, please confirm that gay men have sausage fights because that's just hilarious to me. I know some girls who probably would have dildo fights with one another soooo, can't be that far off, right?

I dont go clubbing or anything so...no comment.

pun intended?

I'm not Phreak. Get your facts straight.

But you are phreaky in bed, right?

Virgin. Parents (well, mother) too Asian. So once again...no comment.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 22 2014 20:28 GMT
#59966
On September 23 2014 05:26 Lord Tolkien wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2014 05:18 wei2coolman wrote:
On September 23 2014 05:16 Lord Tolkien wrote:
On September 23 2014 05:15 wei2coolman wrote:
On September 23 2014 05:14 Lord Tolkien wrote:
On September 23 2014 05:11 BlackPaladin wrote:
Tolk, please confirm that gay men have sausage fights because that's just hilarious to me. I know some girls who probably would have dildo fights with one another soooo, can't be that far off, right?

I dont go clubbing or anything so...no comment.

pun intended?

I'm not Phreak. Get your facts straight.

But you are phreaky in bed, right?

Virgin. Parents (well, mother) too Asian. So once again...no comment.


In this case, Scip's and Numy's life goals seem to line up - get a cat.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
September 22 2014 20:33 GMT
#59967
The only one who gets my heart are my kitties~
-orb- Fan. Live the Nal_rA dream. || Yordles are cool.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
September 22 2014 20:34 GMT
#59968
I want a cat.

I got a cat.

...I love my cat.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 22 2014 20:35 GMT
#59969
cat owner master race

or slave race, as the case may be
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
September 22 2014 20:36 GMT
#59970
Now I have to go watch more KON!! to remove this cat longing in my soul. Thanks guys.
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
September 22 2014 20:39 GMT
#59971
I'd probably have a cat if I had a convenient place for a litterbox
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
September 22 2014 20:44 GMT
#59972
On September 23 2014 05:39 mordek wrote:
I'd probably have a cat if I had a convenient place for a litterbox

your mum is a convenient place for a litterbox
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
September 22 2014 20:47 GMT
#59973
Dogs are superior. Makes guys 50% hotter.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 22 2014 20:49 GMT
#59974
On September 23 2014 05:47 Lord Tolkien wrote:
Dogs are superior. Makes guys 50% hotter.


It's just return on dog investment. Dogs require work - of course you get more out of them!
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
September 22 2014 20:55 GMT
#59975
I don't dislike dogs, I just don't want a dog because I already have a cat that plays fetch..it's like a dog but smaller and not a canine at all.
-orb- Fan. Live the Nal_rA dream. || Yordles are cool.
Frolossus
Profile Joined February 2010
United States4779 Posts
September 22 2014 20:55 GMT
#59976
...you know you can have a dog and a cat together right?
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
September 22 2014 20:56 GMT
#59977
The litterbox smells terrible. #1 reason not to have a cat. It's a difficult hurdle. I do love cats though.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
September 22 2014 20:56 GMT
#59978
On September 23 2014 05:49 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2014 05:47 Lord Tolkien wrote:
Dogs are superior. Makes guys 50% hotter.


It's just return on dog investment. Dogs require work - of course you get more out of them!



Relevant.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
September 22 2014 20:56 GMT
#59979
Caved in and got Commando Collection. Guess I'll play a bit this evening.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
September 22 2014 20:58 GMT
#59980
I am bored as fuck.

Please be more cancerous, I need entertainment.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
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