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Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
August 07 2014 00:38 GMT
#53761
I got gilded today by this sad attempt of a joke I made: http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/2csg7d/insanity_wolf_employee/cjip6qq

w00t.
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
Frudgey
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada3367 Posts
August 07 2014 00:49 GMT
#53762
On August 07 2014 09:34 ComaDose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 07 2014 09:18 jcarlsoniv wrote:
woo gold 1

grats,
its 830 and i'm still at work but finally the build is building, i just wish i didn't know about all the little bugs in it that i didnt have time to fix. at least the customer wont notice... hopefully... for a bit while i can fix them. god i hate our sales people. its like if shelke went up to a customer and told them he was selling a new super awesome kind of chip and really stold them on it but lays hadn't made it yet so he tells the chip engineers there that they have 1 week to deliver.

I really like how Shelke was the person of choice in your analogy.

haha does that mean you hate Shelke? Because you did say that you hated your sales people and in your analogy Shelke is the salesperson!

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm fully expecting Shelke to be a salesperson in real life and that this joke went waaaaaaaay over my head
It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
August 07 2014 00:51 GMT
#53763
On August 07 2014 09:49 Frudgey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 07 2014 09:34 ComaDose wrote:
On August 07 2014 09:18 jcarlsoniv wrote:
woo gold 1

grats,
its 830 and i'm still at work but finally the build is building, i just wish i didn't know about all the little bugs in it that i didnt have time to fix. at least the customer wont notice... hopefully... for a bit while i can fix them. god i hate our sales people. its like if shelke went up to a customer and told them he was selling a new super awesome kind of chip and really stold them on it but lays hadn't made it yet so he tells the chip engineers there that they have 1 week to deliver.

I really like how Shelke was the person of choice in your analogy.

haha does that mean you hate Shelke? Because you did say that you hated your sales people and in your analogy Shelke is the salesperson!

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm fully expecting Shelke to be a salesperson in real life and that this joke went waaaaaaaay over my head


Shelke is Master Chip Salesman in all of Canada
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Frudgey
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada3367 Posts
August 07 2014 00:54 GMT
#53764
On August 07 2014 09:51 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 07 2014 09:49 Frudgey wrote:
On August 07 2014 09:34 ComaDose wrote:
On August 07 2014 09:18 jcarlsoniv wrote:
woo gold 1

grats,
its 830 and i'm still at work but finally the build is building, i just wish i didn't know about all the little bugs in it that i didnt have time to fix. at least the customer wont notice... hopefully... for a bit while i can fix them. god i hate our sales people. its like if shelke went up to a customer and told them he was selling a new super awesome kind of chip and really stold them on it but lays hadn't made it yet so he tells the chip engineers there that they have 1 week to deliver.

I really like how Shelke was the person of choice in your analogy.

haha does that mean you hate Shelke? Because you did say that you hated your sales people and in your analogy Shelke is the salesperson!

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm fully expecting Shelke to be a salesperson in real life and that this joke went waaaaaaaay over my head


Shelke is Master Chip Salesman in all of Canada

Yeah I figured that was the case.

Hence the spoiler. I had a very strong hunch that I was just going to make a fool of myself. (again!)
It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself.
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
August 07 2014 00:55 GMT
#53765
I feel like you should have heard of him up there in Canadia Frudgey.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Frudgey
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada3367 Posts
August 07 2014 01:10 GMT
#53766
On August 07 2014 09:55 mordek wrote:
I feel like you should have heard of him up there in Canadia Frudgey.

Haha Canada has more than just 12 people living there you know!
It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself.
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
August 07 2014 01:16 GMT
#53767
On August 07 2014 10:10 Frudgey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 07 2014 09:55 mordek wrote:
I feel like you should have heard of him up there in Canadia Frudgey.

Haha Canada has more than just 12 people living there you know!

don't lie to the man. thats impolite, and i know how you guys get about being impolite.
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
August 07 2014 01:56 GMT
#53768
frudgey is the epitome of polite.
and yes i used shelke cause he was a salesman but i bet hes good enough he doesnt have to resort to abusing chip creators

surprise the lcbo (canadian liquor store) by my house is open till 10?
home now, want to play league with johngaits cats
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
August 07 2014 01:59 GMT
#53769
I'm around
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
August 07 2014 02:00 GMT
#53770
I wish i could afford chips T_T shelke have mercy
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
August 07 2014 03:03 GMT
#53771
So what's all this shit about Twitch.tv?
It's your boy Guzma!
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
August 07 2014 03:08 GMT
#53772
On August 07 2014 12:03 Requizen wrote:
So what's all this shit about Twitch.tv?

They going full youtube with copyrighted music.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
August 07 2014 03:09 GMT
#53773
On August 07 2014 12:03 Requizen wrote:
So what's all this shit about Twitch.tv?

They've started cracking down on people streaming with copyrighted music, and supposedly just like when Youtube started, people are flagged that shouldn't be (for example people streaming Necrodancer had their stuff flagged despite the developers having no clue why).

Since League is lagging balls I'm going to stream some Naxx then arena as it was second in that earlier poll.
Watch if you wanna!

www.twitch.tv/waveofshadow
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
August 07 2014 04:08 GMT
#53774
Where'd you go buddy?
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-08-07 04:34:10
August 07 2014 04:29 GMT
#53775
Stream died, couldn't be assed to put it back up
EVA reference in Zero Punctuation this week.
IT'S A SIGN

Gonna go watch Ep. 7

Edit: Gotta say, I really enjoy the theme song, at least before the trumpets show up.

The chorus is nice at least.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-08-07 05:22:50
August 07 2014 04:58 GMT
#53776
Wave's Adventures in Slightly Better Than Mediocre Anime Land Part 07
One thing I forgot to mention that I noticed a few episodes ago is Shinji's Walkman. It's really interesting that you can date a series like this that's supposed to take place in the future that way, because apparently they couldn't determine at the time what would come next technologically.

Not a whole lot to talk about in this episode. Was pretty good. More randomness though, I got hit by a monster wave of nostalgia when a door opening used the same sound effect as the doors opening from Mega Man Legends. What a fucking awesome game that was.

I think I'll spoiler these from now on. Don't want to shit up OT too much but I want to keep writing them and it doesn't make sense to do 26 short blog posts imo, nor one long one and keep updating it. Read if you like.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6430 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-08-07 05:07:29
August 07 2014 05:07 GMT
#53777
hitchhiking on to wave's adventures in anime. I tried a little bit of Gurren Lagann because it has a lot of buzz and hype. I thought it was total shit. The storyline, setting, and characters were all uninteresting, and I couldn't get past the first 2 episodes.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
August 07 2014 05:17 GMT
#53778
On August 07 2014 14:07 caelym wrote:
hitchhiking on to wave's adventures in anime. I tried a little bit of Gurren Lagann because it has a lot of buzz and hype. I thought it was total shit. The storyline, setting, and characters were all uninteresting, and I couldn't get past the first 2 episodes.

Only watched the first two episodes? There's a reason it's called the 3 episode rule.

Also if you don't like Kamina you have no soul.
It's your boy Guzma!
Frudgey
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada3367 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-08-07 06:45:17
August 07 2014 06:32 GMT
#53779
On August 07 2014 14:17 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 07 2014 14:07 caelym wrote:
hitchhiking on to wave's adventures in anime. I tried a little bit of Gurren Lagann because it has a lot of buzz and hype. I thought it was total shit. The storyline, setting, and characters were all uninteresting, and I couldn't get past the first 2 episodes.

Only watched the first two episodes? There's a reason it's called the 3 episode rule.

Also if you don't like Kamina you have no soul.

Whoa hey now Requizen, just because someone doesn't hold the same opinion as you doesn't mean you get to say that they have no soul!

That'd be like me calling you a four-eyed snot face who should go die in a burning orphanage simply because you don't like Binding of Isaac. That wouldn't be kind of me at all!

Don't worry, I don't think that you are a four-eyed snot face who should go die in a burning orphanage. Indeed, I think you're a good person, but I'm just trying to make a point here.
It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself.
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
August 07 2014 06:55 GMT
#53780
Are we coming out and saying stuff? Cus I think the entire Dark Souls game is an okay game mired in no story, poor controls and a hype train of people desperate for a game that isn't kid proof easy.
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