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Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
March 11 2014 14:01 GMT
#27701
Yeah, all the real studs and players in clubs choose whom to bang on a particular night by observing their elbows. Not in the eyes, or the face, or the figure, but in the ELBOWS one will find true beauty
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
March 11 2014 14:04 GMT
#27702
i used to be a model too but then i took a chain to the elbo
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
March 11 2014 14:04 GMT
#27703
On March 11 2014 23:04 ComaDose wrote:
i used to be a model too but then i took a chain to the elbo


WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23470 Posts
March 11 2014 14:07 GMT
#27704
honestly that girl has zero upper body strength and no chance of being a gymnast
aka Teutonica
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
March 11 2014 14:08 GMT
#27705
That got a lol irl coma

@Cixah it should be in the diet/supplement section. Normally for Kroger that's on the far side from the main entrance near the registers in my experience but they like to move things around and there's probably some variation of course. You might be blind, in that case you should see a doctor.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
phyvo
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5635 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-11 14:12:40
March 11 2014 14:11 GMT
#27706
I didn't even say she wasn't beautiful, I just said the picture was kinda disturbing. It's the really dark background, expression, and chains.

If I had a criticism of model pictures it's that they're all too perfect, and that's only partially due to selecting a good looking person in the first place. As a result I prefer to not take them seriously, I don't want to hold the girls I know IRL to that standard, even subconsciously.

Maybe I'm weird that way, but IDK, just trying to live right and treat people fair.
"BE A MANGO TO SLEEP LIKE A SNORING TIGER" - Monte
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
March 11 2014 14:12 GMT
#27707
Isn't melatonin basically used as sleeping pills?
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
March 11 2014 14:14 GMT
#27708
On March 11 2014 23:12 Alaric wrote:
Isn't melatonin basically used as sleeping pills?


Yep. Natural sleepiness maker.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
March 11 2014 14:15 GMT
#27709
Yea it is, I'm having trouble falling asleep during the day more recently than I was. I should be in bed now.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
March 11 2014 14:18 GMT
#27710
On March 11 2014 22:06 jcarlsoniv wrote:
My brother's gf's dad has a cabin up in VT that we're gonna go hang out at for a day or two this weekend.

I've never actually snowboarded, so this will be an adventure.


Generally Day #1 of snowboarding will be spent sitting on your ass 80% of the time.

Snowboarding for casuals anyway, skiing is way better.
I am the Town Medic.
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-11 14:19:33
March 11 2014 14:18 GMT
#27711
On March 11 2014 23:11 phyvo wrote:
I didn't even say she wasn't beautiful, I just said the picture was kinda disturbing. It's the really dark background, expression, and chains.

If I had a criticism of model pictures it's that they're all too perfect, and that's only partially due to selecting a good looking person in the first place. As a result I prefer to not take them seriously, I don't want to hold the girls I know IRL to that standard, even subconsciously.

Maybe I'm weird that way, but IDK, just trying to live right and treat people fair.

Word.

Poor Cixah. I don't think I could do night shifts

On March 11 2014 23:18 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2014 22:06 jcarlsoniv wrote:
My brother's gf's dad has a cabin up in VT that we're gonna go hang out at for a day or two this weekend.

I've never actually snowboarded, so this will be an adventure.


Generally Day #1 of snowboarding will be spent sitting on your ass 80% of the time.

Snowboarding for casuals anyway, skiing is way better.

It's ok, soniv is a masochist. He likes this sort of thing.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-11 14:20:38
March 11 2014 14:19 GMT
#27712
Science brought to you by a random SG-1 episode.

Unrelated, but this sounds so close to Forest Maze @_@ and it still fllows the original melody. Would have never associated the two.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
March 11 2014 14:19 GMT
#27713
Good morning friends and family

On March 11 2014 23:18 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2014 22:06 jcarlsoniv wrote:
My brother's gf's dad has a cabin up in VT that we're gonna go hang out at for a day or two this weekend.

I've never actually snowboarded, so this will be an adventure.


Generally Day #1 of snowboarding will be spent sitting on your ass 80% of the time.

Snowboarding for casuals anyway, skiing is way better.

This man knows the truth.
It's your boy Guzma!
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
March 11 2014 14:20 GMT
#27714
On March 11 2014 22:57 Scip wrote:
Whenever someone complains about people being picky they mention that people don't like the elbows. What is it that makes beautiful ladies have terrible elbows, is it like with adventurers and knees?

It is a bastardization of the original meme "sharp knees", would not bang.
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
March 11 2014 14:36 GMT
#27715
Really it doesn't Matter. Women suck, they only waste time and money
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
March 11 2014 14:37 GMT
#27716
Y'know, if I had to add some weight in my bed, I'd rather have it come from a woman's body than from buying and consuming your goods.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
March 11 2014 14:37 GMT
#27717
On March 11 2014 23:36 Shelke14 wrote:
Really it doesn't Matter. Women suck, they only waste time and money

Aw, you're so cute Shelkelp. I just want to pick you up and put you in my pocket.
It's your boy Guzma!
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
March 11 2014 15:00 GMT
#27718
Did anyone see the new Cosmos a couple days ago? What were your thoughts? How did Tyson do?
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
March 11 2014 15:02 GMT
#27719
I caught a few minutes of it. It wasn't able to hold my attention
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
March 11 2014 15:02 GMT
#27720
On March 11 2014 23:07 Slayer91 wrote:
honestly that girl has zero upper body strength and no chance of being a gymnast


no shit sherlock

On March 11 2014 23:18 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2014 22:06 jcarlsoniv wrote:
My brother's gf's dad has a cabin up in VT that we're gonna go hang out at for a day or two this weekend.

I've never actually snowboarded, so this will be an adventure.


Generally Day #1 of snowboarding will be spent sitting on your ass 80% of the time.


That's ok, I'll be far from sober the entire time, so I won't even care.

On March 11 2014 23:36 Shelke14 wrote:
Really it doesn't Matter. Women suck, they only waste time and money


Once again, I maintain that you and SixStrings should be friends.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
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