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Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
February 07 2014 14:38 GMT
#22501
Or not be little bitches. Team canada! Oh canada!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 07 2014 14:40 GMT
#22502
On February 07 2014 23:38 Shelke14 wrote:
Or not be little bitches. Team canada! Oh canada!


more like Team "You better drink that entire glass of 50/50 coke and rum at the same pace that I'm drinking my beer"

but sure, "Canada" works too
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
February 07 2014 14:45 GMT
#22503
Americans, bring out all the excuses you want. Canada 2 America 0

First we burned down the White House
Then we beat you on drinking night.
phyvo
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5635 Posts
February 07 2014 14:48 GMT
#22504
You can beat me on drinking night every night, it's just as fun to not drink and watch everyone else go bonkers.
"BE A MANGO TO SLEEP LIKE A SNORING TIGER" - Monte
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 07 2014 14:49 GMT
#22505
On February 07 2014 23:48 phyvo wrote:
You can beat me on drinking night every night, it's just as fun to not drink and watch everyone else go bonkers.


HOW WAS THE WEDDING I WANT PICTURES
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
AsnSensation
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany24009 Posts
February 07 2014 14:51 GMT
#22506
t-? till olympia opening ceremony?
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-07 14:56:58
February 07 2014 14:56 GMT
#22507
If you cs'd worse and fed less you'd be fine

(pretty sure soniv firstblooded me.)
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
phyvo
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5635 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-07 15:03:46
February 07 2014 15:01 GMT
#22508
On February 07 2014 23:49 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2014 23:48 phyvo wrote:
You can beat me on drinking night every night, it's just as fun to not drink and watch everyone else go bonkers.


HOW WAS THE WEDDING I WANT PICTURES


The wedding was alcohol-less and mostly older people so it was pretty much just my cousins and immediate family who actually did any dancing rather than talking at the reception. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I was expecting to meet girls and show them my dance moves and MONTE YOU LET ME DOWN EVEN THOUGH YOU INVITED A MILLION PEOPLE. I don't get to look awesome in a snazzy tux every day, you know.

And yeah, I'm totally putting the blame on Monte here rather than my lazy arse that's held me back the other 364 days of the year.

+ Show Spoiler +
but yeah the wedding was pretty awesome, funniest part was Monte having trouble putting the ring on while our uncle (who officiated) ran out of things to say about marriage vows to cover him
"BE A MANGO TO SLEEP LIKE A SNORING TIGER" - Monte
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
February 07 2014 15:06 GMT
#22509
Officiator needed to vamp harder
Bronze player stuck in platinum
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 07 2014 15:08 GMT
#22510
Officiating my sister's wedding was hilarious and awesome. I was shaking the entire time, but apparently no one noticed (or at least that's just what they were telling me).

I spent about 2 hours beforehand just walking around reading my speech.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
February 07 2014 16:07 GMT
#22511
I have no plans tonight other than sit at home and play vidya games. We want to do some TF2/CSGO/DOTA/League? I'd be down for whatever, otherwise I'm just gunna play hearthstone and wow.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
February 07 2014 16:21 GMT
#22512
I'm running on 4 hours of sleep and half a cup of coffee (the other half spilled on my tie). But at least it's Friday.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
phyvo
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5635 Posts
February 07 2014 16:23 GMT
#22513
On February 08 2014 00:08 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Officiating my sister's wedding was hilarious and awesome. I was shaking the entire time, but apparently no one noticed (or at least that's just what they were telling me).

I spent about 2 hours beforehand just walking around reading my speech.


Well my uncle is a priest so he's kind of used to speeches, all the same when the groom can't put the ring on the bride's hand you will run out of things to say since you're generally not supposed to be giving a speech at that point. XD

That's one of the things about weddings though, things can go wrong and no one really notices because people care about the couple, not about whether proper wedding cake cutting music is playing or whether the officiator is shaking. At least as long as no one locks theirs knees and passes out or injures themselves, when that happens people are more likely to get mad. I know one guy who was supposed to give the wedding sermon/speech and he tripped on a cord and hurt himself pretty bad on his way up and the couple never forgave him for that, which is sad. =(
"BE A MANGO TO SLEEP LIKE A SNORING TIGER" - Monte
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
February 07 2014 16:26 GMT
#22514
On February 08 2014 01:07 Cixah wrote:
I have no plans tonight other than sit at home and play vidya games. We want to do some TF2/CSGO/DOTA/League? I'd be down for whatever, otherwise I'm just gunna play hearthstone and wow.


Make sure you stream dat HS if you do it.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
February 07 2014 16:28 GMT
#22515
The one thing people bring up the most (I think) about my wedding was the food. Had the local Chinese restaurant across the street cater and it was awesome and incredibly cheap
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
February 07 2014 16:31 GMT
#22516
On February 08 2014 01:28 mordek wrote:
The one thing people bring up the most (I think) about my wedding was the food. Had the local Chinese restaurant across the street cater and it was awesome and incredibly cheap


#weddingHacks
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6430 Posts
February 07 2014 16:33 GMT
#22517
Want to watch opening ceremony so bad right now. Reading about flying islands and flying cows in live blogs.
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
February 07 2014 16:37 GMT
#22518
Date texts me, office gets told to "PUT YOUR FAITH IN THE LIGHT". Office dies of laughter.

Mission Complete.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
February 07 2014 16:45 GMT
#22519
On February 08 2014 01:31 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2014 01:28 mordek wrote:
The one thing people bring up the most (I think) about my wedding was the food. Had the local Chinese restaurant across the street cater and it was awesome and incredibly cheap


#weddingHacks

325 people give or take for $1500 ezpz.

Cixah, it seems like getting the job and not bailing on it for mtg or hs was a good choice sounds like a pretty nice place to work at the least, and now benefits
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
February 07 2014 16:51 GMT
#22520
On February 08 2014 01:37 Cixah wrote:
Date texts me, office gets told to "PUT YOUR FAITH IN THE LIGHT". Office dies of laughter.

Mission Complete.

All a ploy to get in the good graces of your co-workers?
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
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