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Squat
Sweden7978 Posts
On June 25 2014 08:05 Mozdk wrote: What is a zerg dick? Like a speedling? Aww, that's too bad. Try edging. Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick. | ||
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PhoenixVoid
Canada32746 Posts
On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote: Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. I thought a Queen injects the Hatchery with larva which release and then are injected with DNA to transform into a breed. Were all my sexual education classes all a lie? | ||
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Mozdk
Denmark6989 Posts
On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote: Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://heahea.org/img/1015-Bitches_dont_know_about_my_additional_pylons.jpg) | ||
stuchiu
Fiddler's Green42661 Posts
On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote: Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick. What is a spine crawler then? | ||
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Yorkie
United States12612 Posts
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chipmonklord17
United States11944 Posts
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The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
A really long finger | ||
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Yorkie
United States12612 Posts
A futile attempt to defend a ten pool | ||
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Undead1993
Germany17651 Posts
On June 25 2014 08:16 chipmonklord17 wrote: oh god red bull bar, that sounds so unhealthy but it sure does taste good | ||
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PhoenixVoid
Canada32746 Posts
Anything phallic basically. | ||
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Yorkie
United States12612 Posts
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Squat
Sweden7978 Posts
The latest thing in hentai fantasies, now available for the cheap prize of 100 minerals, 75 if you order today. | ||
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Fanatic-Templar
Canada5819 Posts
On June 25 2014 08:13 Squat wrote: Zerg reproduce asexually so likely do not have genitalia, as it would be a superfluous and vulnerable part of their anatomy. A zerg dick is the simply a spore crawler, dubbed such because of its resemblance to a massive, walking penis. The protoss version is the colossus range upgrade, i.e. Extended Thermal Dick. If you think the Spore Crawlers are penises - and since they basically attack by ejaculating spores, I'd say you are correct -, take a look at the SC1 Spore Colony. | ||
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Derez
Netherlands6068 Posts
Edit: ah its clutch | ||
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dark1882
Ireland529 Posts
 gogo heart crush oz/xigua | ||
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PhoenixVoid
Canada32746 Posts
I can imagine a 10 Pool being like an unexpected pregnancy and a 15 Hatch being your life before pregnancy. You were coasting along building a nice life then suddenly, children! You panic and try to get your life in order but by then it's too late and the kids overwhelm you and end your aspirations of a nice comfortable time. | ||
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dark1882
Ireland529 Posts
On June 25 2014 08:19 PhoenixVoid wrote: I can imagine a 10 Pool being like an unexpected pregnancy and a 15 Hatch being your life before pregnancy. You were coasting along building a nice life then suddenly, children! You panic and try to get your life in order but by then it's too late and the kids overwhelm you and end your aspirations of a nice comfortable time. that's deep....... and very creepy | ||
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Undead1993
Germany17651 Posts
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Squat
Sweden7978 Posts
On June 25 2014 08:14 PhoenixVoid wrote: I thought a Queen injects the Hatchery with larva which release and then are injected with DNA to transform into a breed. Were all my sexual education classes all a lie? DNA injections are not synonymous with sexual intercourse, nor are they contingent on one another. Having to hump a hatchery every time you want a few roaches to get the hellions off your lawn would be very annoying. If anything it probably works like a feline marking territory, just lift and spray. Quick and easy. | ||
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Yorkie
United States12612 Posts
On June 25 2014 08:19 PhoenixVoid wrote: I can imagine a 10 Pool being like an unexpected pregnancy and a 15 Hatch being your life before pregnancy. You were coasting along building a nice life then suddenly, children! You panic and try to get your life in order but by then it's too late and the kids overwhelm you and end your aspirations of a nice comfortable time. Then you verbally abuse the cause of the unexpected pregnancy (the other player) who in this case is your significant other/spouse. Seems about right | ||
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