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pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
April 03 2006 23:01 GMT
#21
One of the closests polls to date, it turns the "joke poll options will always win." on its head by making all of the options joke options... interesting
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
April 04 2006 01:47 GMT
#22
This poll is way too evenly distributed.
Do your best, God will do the rest.
Arg.Iceman
Profile Joined November 2003
Argentina213 Posts
April 04 2006 01:58 GMT
#23
WTF? Chuck Norris beating SNES? What has the world come to...
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
April 04 2006 02:25 GMT
#24
On April 03 2006 23:14 Carnac wrote:
JACK BAUER JACK BAUER JACK BAUER


;o

CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
~OpZ~
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States3652 Posts
April 04 2006 06:44 GMT
#25
On April 04 2006 01:41 iNsaNe- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2006 23:14 Carnac wrote:
JACK BAUER JACK BAUER JACK BAUER


When God needs help, he calls Jack Bauer.








but well, when Jack Bauer needs help he calls Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

Maybe I could teach Osama that using a plane as a wraith or dropship would be 10x better than using it as a scourge..... ^^; -Flex
StreaK
Profile Joined December 2005
Canada580 Posts
April 04 2006 06:51 GMT
#26
SNES
1a2a3a
Seanzo
Profile Joined September 2005
United States50 Posts
April 04 2006 10:11 GMT
#27
I owned chuck norris pvz... and then pooped in his mouth during sleep.
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
April 04 2006 11:44 GMT
#28
chuck norris isnt funny anymore, guys.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Milzo
Profile Joined March 2004
France656 Posts
April 04 2006 14:07 GMT
#29
On April 04 2006 10:47 jkillashark wrote:
This poll is way too evenly distributed.


Rigged. Obviously.
x2fst
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
1272 Posts
April 05 2006 01:22 GMT
#30
On April 03 2006 23:55 baal wrote:
can the SNES roundhouse kick you in the face??? i dont think soooooooo.
Can Chuck Norris malfunction and cause fat spoilt kids to kill themselves from boredom and loneliness?
muda, is a crime for me to wear a shirt, cos I is so good lookin
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
April 05 2006 02:57 GMT
#31
Chuck Norris. Statehood 2009.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
April 05 2006 03:03 GMT
#32
Where's the option stating my penis is so enormously huge that it restricts me from contributing in any polls?
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
sNt)gatchaman
Profile Joined September 2005
India147 Posts
April 05 2006 05:14 GMT
#33
On April 03 2006 23:37 NeoIllusions wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2006 23:14 Carnac wrote:
JACK BAUER JACK BAUER JACK BAUER
Koyiro
Profile Joined September 2003
United States18 Posts
April 05 2006 08:39 GMT
#34
Chuck Norris can blow me
Carl is watching
G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2921 Posts
April 05 2006 11:46 GMT
#35
the answer is always chuck norris... no matter what the question is...
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
April 05 2006 12:38 GMT
#36
On April 05 2006 12:03 WireFrame wrote:
Where's the option stating my penis is so enormously huge that it restricts me from contributing in any polls?


They don't have it because obviously if you're in that situation, you can't vote for it.
secret base
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
April 05 2006 13:30 GMT
#37
On April 03 2006 23:40 EvilTeletubby wrote:
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On April 03 2006 23:22 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who edited the poll, and how did you do it? I didnt think it was possible!

[It isn't. Just a distant person with magical powers, who happened by. ~]


Oh shit.

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Sinfunc
Profile Joined April 2006
Germany2 Posts
April 05 2006 21:53 GMT
#38
chuck norris only knows 2 modes: kill, run
T-BoT[pL]
Profile Joined May 2005
Poland241 Posts
April 06 2006 02:39 GMT
#39
Chuck Norris own everyone
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
April 06 2006 04:28 GMT
#40
FUCKGN SNESA
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