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LiquiScoop - Week of November 13th 2006

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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-22 02:47:42
November 20 2006 10:52 GMT
#1

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Welcome to LiquiScoop, the #1 weekly newsletter for everything that goes on in the Teamliquid.net forums! Here you'll find notable threads, notable posters, and some fun original content as well.

A big thanks to IntoTheWow and dronebabo for their tireless help, as well as Oxy and Smurg who do all the great photoshop work for us. Without them, LiquiScoop would not happen. Enjoy!


I have some bad news for everyone. Due to some staff issues, this will be our last LiquiScoop for a while, perhaps indefinitely. Long story short, I can't keep it up each week at its current level of quality, and neither can Chris or Agustin, especially now that Chris (dronebabo) has been banned and Agustin (IntoTheWow) is moving house. We don't want to do a half-effort job, so we decided to stop for a while. It's been fun and maybe we'll restart it again sometime. I know this is sort of abrupt and it seemed like we were going strong, but all good things must come to an end sometime. I'd like to thank you to all our readers, and to everyone who has shown us support. I know your first question will be "Is this really the end of LiquiScoop? The answer would be nobody really knows, except for me, because I was lying and we aren't really stopping. We are just taking one week off for Thanksgiving (next week). The next LiquiScoop will be posted on December 4th, and will be a big double edition.

Week of 11/13/06 to 11/19/06 [014]

Notable Threads
  • Many of you may have noticed that the News tab doubled in size. Read all about "Featured Threads" in Mani's FAQ.

  • Read and discuss one of the coolest, most endearing childhood comics ever in calvin and hobbes.

  • Beyonder provides you some awesome nostalgia in the form of old cartoon clips from youtube. Spiderman, X-men, Thundercats, Transformers, its all there!

  • The translation of Boxer's autobiography continues! Find out where to read it here.

  • Big thanks to our News Staff for another successful season of StarLeague coverage! Also, (paladin)roMAD continues to consistently post high quality replays, while HonestTea, rinizim, WhatIsProtoss , and thedeadhaji posted some nice translations, VODs, and articles this week. It goes without saying that they deserve any thanks we can give them.


Image of the Week
  • In I believe (Anytime) and I believe (Nada):
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Funny Post of the Week
  • In Teamliquid > Gosugamers:
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    On November 18 2006 21:17 fEAthEr wrote:
    google gosugamers.com

    the first result that comes up is a teamliquid thread about gosugamers.

    owned

    On November 18 2006 21:18 OctoPuSs wrote:
    Mainly because it's gosugamers.net.


Funny Post of the Week #2
  • In Attn Ontario People:
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    On November 16 2006 21:44 Flaccid wrote:
    To make a long story short, a friend of mine moved to Hamilton some months back to go to some dental hygene school. Anyways, she's supposed to get a certain number of clients by some certain day and it's tough cause she's from Alberta and doesn't know many Ontario folk.

    So here's the deal. Who wants to get a free cleaning and is willing to volunteer their time? It's probably an hour or two max and a one shot deal.

    Not enough? Let me get to the heart of the matter - my friend Erin is a very, very attractive woman and any guy in his right mind would be thrilled to spend a couple of hours in her attention.

    Hah, now you're interested! Trust me, I'd be down to if I didn't live so far away. So post here if you're living around Toronto and are interested and I'll PM you in order to pass your info on to her. Obviously I'd rather it be people I've known around these forums the last few years, but beggars can't be choosers, right?

    On November 17 2006 10:56 new_construct wrote:
    is she asian?


LiquiScoop Poll of the Week
  • Please vote, we appreciate it!
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    Poll: Do You Secretly Like the Girl Help Threads?
    (Vote): Yes. Shhh don't tell anyone.
    (Vote): No. I truly hate seeing them there.
    (Vote): Don't care, but voting anyway to let you guys know how many unique visitors actually read LS.


Forum Statistic of the Week
  • All these statistics are 100% true.
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    2X+1% of TL users think algebra is useless.


Crusade against Homework Threads
  • They know now. One does not simply walk into TL and post a Homework thread. It's Blue Forums are guarded by more than just Posters. There is a crusade there that does not sleep, and the Great Mani is ever watchful. It is a forum riddled with contributive users, posts, and threads. Not with ten thousand lazy homework thread creators could you do this. It is folly.

  • Our power is growing. This week, the Great Mani closed a homework thread before any of our zealots even noticed. But with our swiftness also comes mercy, as another hardworking homework-doer was spared.

  • Triumphs: 1 2 3 4 5


Old Closed Forum Thread of the Week
  • Each week, we at LiquiScoop find one thread from the Closed Forum. These threads are diamonds in the rough, underappreciated secret threads that the Mods did not want you to see. They will now get their well-deserved time in the spotlight. Unfortunately you can't post in them, but you can view them, jaws agape in utter awe, mouth salivating in anticipation at what hidden treasures the Closed Forum will yield next week. This week's OCFTotW is titled "[CS]Pablo I need YOU." Click to find out why it may be the deepest, most thought-provoking Closed Forum thread since M2's Dog.


Ban of the Week
  • This week's honor goes to Klogon, who banned Bubbles TWM due to his excessive one-liners. Nobody is safe!


LiquiScoop Fanmail of the Week
  • Our fans seek the wisdom of Bubbles, the LiquiScoop Warrior Monkey.
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    EvilTeleTubby wrote:
    Oh Bubbles! You got banished by the evil Dr. Hyun! How are you going to take revenge?

    Hot_Bid wrote:
    Sorry, he's banned, so I'm going to answer these. Klogon may come down with a bad case of shiruken-in-throat within the next couple days.

    GrandInquisitor wrote:
    Bubbles! Why did you get banned?! T_T

    Hot_Bid wrote:
    He posted too many one liners and fucked up his movie lines anyway.

    MTF wrote:
    I'm curious, obviously. How exactly did you get the title "Warrior Monkey"? Did you kick some serious monkey ass, maybe some of it ninja-ass alongside Mr. Argentina, back home? ^_^

    Hot_Bid wrote:
    He's a ninja. It's self explanatory.

    joohyunee wrote:
    <3 Bubbles. Can I burrow him on friday night? pleaseeeeeeee?

    Hot_Bid wrote:
    Depends on what you want to burrow him in. The ground? No. Your boobs? No. A restrictive cage where he answers fanmail? Maybe.

    Last Romantic wrote:
    The letters under liquiscoop title are written in Fëanorean Tengwar characters. I'm fairly sure it's Quenya. My elfish is so bad now. I remember when I was full out Tolkien nerd ^^ Not so much anymore.

    Hot_Bid wrote:
    That's pretty impressive, you are correct. However, what does the elfish actually say?
    Send your fanmail to liquid.scoop@gmail.com or PM Hot_Bid, IntoTheWow, or dronebabo.

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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32275 Posts
November 20 2006 10:56 GMT
#2
Since Dr.OneBabo is banned, i guess ill take first floor.

I hope you are not fucking your Wii son.
Moderator<:3-/-<
Alborz
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada1551 Posts
November 20 2006 10:59 GMT
#3
awesome, as usual
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-20 11:11:51
November 20 2006 11:10 GMT
#4
Hahahaha that featured closed thread is so random and hilarious.
Spectacular job!

Edit - rofl @ flavor text for manifesto of fire and Reach.
HnR)o.o
Profile Joined October 2006
United States91 Posts
November 20 2006 11:26 GMT
#5
Why does Mani's card have boobs on it O_O?
A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced.
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
November 20 2006 11:37 GMT
#6
On November 20 2006 19:59 Alborz wrote:
awesome, as usual
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
-WGT-Stars-
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States888 Posts
November 20 2006 11:46 GMT
#7
DON't STOP! T_T I come to see liquid scoop everyweek at least do it every twice a week or a once a month !
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
HnR)o.o
Profile Joined October 2006
United States91 Posts
November 20 2006 11:53 GMT
#8
The answer would be nobody really knows, except for me, because I was lying and we aren't really stopping. We are just taking one week off for Thanksgiving (next week). The next LiquiScoop will be posted on December 4th, and will be a big double edition.

He was just kidding -_-;.
A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced.
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
November 20 2006 12:12 GMT
#9
Why Reach so weak? 5/4? T-T

I was worried about it stopping, then I read the last line ^^
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
November 20 2006 12:22 GMT
#10
ahhh you douche bag

i really thought this was last one

and got upset

oh well awesome job as always, completes my week

best feature on tl.net since [fill in the blank]
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
miNi
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Korea (South)2010 Posts
November 20 2006 12:31 GMT
#11
joohyunee wrote:
<3 Bubbles. Can I burrow him on friday night? pleaseeeeeeee?

Hot_Bid wrote:
Depends on what you want to burrow him in. The ground? No. Your boobs? No. A restrictive cage where he answers fanmail? Maybe.
Hahaha
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
November 20 2006 12:35 GMT
#12
You trick me! I thought Liquiscoop was gonna die like FakeSteve's weekly roundup! You trick me!

Anyhoo those cards are freaking hilarious. Keep 'em coming!
Do your best, God will do the rest.
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
November 20 2006 12:41 GMT
#13
hahahahaha


I love the rekrul flavor text on Reach;P


I actually freaked a bit when I first read about liquiscoop being cancled. wtf, i actually got up and started pacing for a second.


dont ever leave me liquiscoop!!:D
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 20 2006 12:50 GMT
#14
cards werent funny again >_<
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
November 20 2006 13:17 GMT
#15
Yeesh, even being new here, I love Liquiscoop. Don't freak me out like that.

I'm loving these cards, too. You guys could probably give Wizards of the Coast a run for their money.

Agh. Getting late. I'd write more, but.... so tired..... lalalalalalalalalalalalala don't want to do homework lalalalalalalalalalala don't want to do homework don't make me no lalalalalalalala...............
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
November 20 2006 14:05 GMT
#16
jetairejngjfdjgk;fdjgkl;fd

I HATE YOU GUYS for that first paragraph

after that it was all goood
Moderator
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-20 14:07:27
November 20 2006 14:07 GMT
#17
On November 20 2006 20:26 HnR)o.o wrote:
Why does Mani's card have boobs on it O_O?

The Manifesto is man. The Manifesto is woman. The Manifesto is everywhere, it is all around us, even now in this very room. You can see Manifesto when you look out your window, or you turn on your television. You can feel Manifesto when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

On November 20 2006 21:50 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
cards werent funny again >_<

sorry =( we can't cater to everyone's senses of humor.

@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Ilvy
Profile Joined September 2002
Germany2445 Posts
November 20 2006 14:38 GMT
#18
On November 20 2006 20:26 HnR)o.o wrote:
Why does Mani's card have boobs on it O_O?



after the second Card Mani must be a hot sowjet black chicks with big boobs .
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
November 20 2006 14:57 GMT
#19
Quality. I love this stuff.
HnR)o.o
Profile Joined October 2006
United States91 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-20 15:00:42
November 20 2006 14:58 GMT
#20
On November 20 2006 23:07 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2006 20:26 HnR)o.o wrote:
Why does Mani's card have boobs on it O_O?

The Manifesto is man. The Manifesto is woman. The Manifesto is everywhere, it is all around us, even now in this very room. You can see Manifesto when you look out your window, or you turn on your television. You can feel Manifesto when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

Show nested quote +
On November 20 2006 21:50 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
cards werent funny again >_<

sorry =( we can't cater to everyone's senses of humor.


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