End of the World Party Mafia - Page 19

On March 02 2019 11:24 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:

The one advantage of not playing for a long time is that I've largely forgotten the "meta game" that was really prevalent around here in the early 2010s. I'm gonna this at face value for now though. What do you think of Conversion's suspicions of me?

On March 02 2019 12:04 Mocsta wrote:
I am town. Boring town.

On March 02 2019 12:11 Fecalfeast wrote:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voSHK1bAIN4

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What's the majority timezone for this game? Am I going to wake up to 100 pages tomorrow?

On March 02 2019 12:15 Fecalfeast wrote:
Do you think anyone is scum, yet, ls?

On March 02 2019 12:34 iamperfection wrote:
Welcome to the end of the world and a new beginning for TL Mafia. Now for those of you who don't know me, I am Perfection, your new hero, your party host, and most importantly, the most charismatic showman to ever enter your living rooms via a computer screen. And for those of you who DO know me, well, all hail the Ayatollah TL MAFIA!
Now when you think of the end of the world, you think of an event so gigantic that it changes the course of history. You think of a dawning of a new era. In this case, the dawning of a new era in the TL maifa. And a new era is what this once proud and profitable website needs. What was once a captivating, trend-setting game has now deteriorated into a cliched, let's be honest, boring snoozefest that is in dire need of a knight in shining armor, and that's why I'm here. iamperfection has come to save tl mafia!

Now let's go over the facts. Game Quality, downward spiral; town play, plummeting; main site acceptance, non-existent; and reactions of the obs, complete and utter silence. And I know why you're silent! You're silent because you're embarrassed to be here. And quite honestly, I'm embarrassed for you. And the reason why you're embarrassed is because of the steady stream of uninteresting, untalented, mediocre "players" who you're forced to cheer for and care for. No wonder you're not cheering! You could care less about every single idiot in this game, and especially this idiot hosting the game. You people have been led to believe that mediocrity is excellence. Uh-uh. iamperfection is excellence. And now for the first time in TL mafia history, you have a man who can entertain you. You have a man who is good enough for you. You have a man who can make you jump up off your chairs, raise your filthy fat little hands from your keyboards in the air and scream "Go perfection go! Go perfection go! Go perfection go!" .

The new era has arrived for TL mafia, and now that iamperfection is here, this community—from the game managing idiots to all the amateurs in this game, to everybody watching from the obs—will never, ee-e-e-e-ever be the same... again!

On March 02 2019 12:25 Fecalfeast wrote:
why are you a little suspicious of EmZee? You haven't said anything about him yet, have you?

On March 02 2019 12:41 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Are you trying to be mayor, oh perfect one?

On March 02 2019 12:41 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Are you trying to be mayor, oh perfect one?