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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 21:16 GMT
#3659
Robots at the gate! Robots at the gate!


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Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 21:50 GMT
#3674
Get inside, everyone get inside



[image loading]

As the machines march forward, unyielding and silent, the armed forces of the United States make their last stand at the Great Gate of Texas. On the ramparts, President Disformation himself, armed with a legally bought assault rifle fires round after round at the incoming swarm of iron.

For a moment, mankind stands united against it’s greatest threat.

As the last stragglers run through the gate the President gives the order. “Close the Great Door!”. The onslaught doesn’t stop but the steel door, forged in the Great Mills of Pittsburgh, doesn’t give in yet.

“Get everyone to safety”

And then the President yells another order, at no one in particular.

“HOLD THE DOOR!, HOLD THE DOOR!”





Type ##Hold the Door to hold the door



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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 21:52 GMT
#3679
On August 24 2016 06:51 disformation wrote:
guess i have to do everything by myself

##Hold the Door

you, as the president giving the order, are unable to carry out this action.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 21:53 GMT
#3682
On August 24 2016 06:51 Artanis[Xp] wrote:
##HOLD THE DOOR

Confirmed, Artanis[Xp] holds the door. Everyone else GET TO SAFETY
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 22:00 GMT
#3704
Artanis[Xp] Holds the Door




It's not the strong or the powerful that protect us in the end, but the brave.

You will be remembered


Artanis[Xp] as Stephen 'Hodor' Hawking has been killed by the AI swarm




+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Stephen Hawking
Nationality: English, European
Faction: Town
Starting Location: Europe
Traits: Handicapped
Abilities:
  • Write a thesis (Active): Spend the day working on a thesis. At the end of the day you will gain 1 million GBP for the paper and make a scientific discovery
  • Extremely Intelligent(Passive): You have better understanding than most of how nature works. You will have some advance knowledge of science related events in the game.



+ Show Spoiler +

really Hodor was just quicker to type on that weird voice thing than hold the door
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 22:04 GMT
#3708
The Machine Cabal Reports

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We have burned your people

Chezinu as Stalin has been burned.






+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Stalin

Nationality: Soviet Russia
Faction: Town
Starting Location: Soviet Russia
Traits: Handsome (extremely)
Abilities:
  • The Russian Army (Active): You have two nuclear missiles. Launch them at people for fun!
  • Winter is coming (Passive): You are completely immune to all attacks. If anyone comes after you, the Soviet winter will roleblock them and strip them of all their items. This ability can be affected by Global Warming
  • Communism (Passive): In any election you gain 2 votes from the poor victims of capitalism. In addition, any election held in Soviet Russia will of course be won by you, handily.



Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 22:05 GMT
#3709
The Machine Cabal Reports

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We have burned your people

GlowingBear as Barack Hussein Obama has been burned.






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Barack Hussein Obama

Nationality: Kenya, Africa
Faction: Town
Starting Location: USA
Traits: Black, Reptilian, Handsome, Rational
Abilities:
  • Black Lives Matter (Active): You are viewed with enormous admiration by the black community. If anyone makes an attempt on your life, a random homie will show up and take the bullet for you. Only one homie can die for you though.
  • Fantastic Orator (Passive): You easily convince people to follow your message of optimism and hope. You gain two extra votes for you in any kind of election (except negative elections).


Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 22:06 GMT
#3710
The Machine Cabal Reports

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We have burned your people

prplhz as Robert Mugabe has been burned.






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Robert Mugabe
Nationality: African
Faction: Town
Starting Location: Africa
Traits: Black
Abilities:
  • Seize White Riches (Active): You have the ability to target any white person in Africa and seize some of their wealth.
  • Revolutionary Hero (Passive): In any election you will gain 1 additional vote for you. This does not include negative voting.


Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 22:13 GMT
#3711
Giant Robotic Looking Machine Spotted!




Just when all hope was lost, out of the sky appeared a gigantic humanoid. Fearful this was just the latest and greatest artificial monstrosity sent to put the nail in humanity's coffin, Americans and their guests seemed almost resigned to their fate.

But then the most unexpected thing happend the creature attacked the robot armies. It wasn't even a battle, it was a slaughter. As machine after machine succumbed to the warrior's wrath, humanity cheered, and the United States army launched an all out assault.

The Machine Cabal was wiped out. Humanity has survived.





Koshi Prime, Prince of Belgium, Savior of Mankind, God of his time and the times to come has returned


[image loading]
Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 22:14 GMT
#3713
resolution phase is over.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-23 22:17:40
August 23 2016 22:17 GMT
#3716
Remember the night posting restriction (I'm upping the limit to 3 though)
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 22:31 GMT
#3725
Fox News!

A fair and balanced look at American society

[image loading]





Italian Media Mogul found dead

Traces of Polonium were found on his body. He was clearly killed a long time ago, even if the radiation sickness only did him in now.

He had a tough life. Before the murder he was imprisoned in a Soviet Gulag, he lost one of his ears, he was sent on a raft to africa to live in poverty. Some say it was a blessing he died, but he probably would have chosen a quicker death.

Shapelog as Silvio Berlusconi has been killed




+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Silvio Berlusconi
Nationality: European, Italian
Faction: Town
Starting Location: Europe
Traits: Rich
Abilities:
  • Mafia Ties: (active) You can make someone disappear. Once per game you can make a person of your choosing completely disappear with no trace (no flip).
  • Media Mogul: (passive) Good press is even better when you control it. You can either add a vote or remove a vote from you in any kind of election and voting.

Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 24 2016 16:23 GMT
#3739
World Peace!

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Our heroes have secured a lasting peace in the world. At first normal life felt weird, but slowly they settled into the rhythm. World Leader Koshi and President Disformation jointly steered America into it's greatest era yet. The rest of the world was a smoldering uninhabitable ruin, plagued by straggling leaderless zombies and hostile survival based machines. And if neither of them got you, wild animals, the radiation, scorching heat or freezing cold would get you, for the climate was far more extreme than before.

But the United States remained the last holdout of humanity, a bastion of light in a dead world. It would be centuries before any other place on Earth would be inhabitable again. The World population never rose to pre-crises heights, but America prospered.

And so, years passed. In the end the great leaders of America passed on the torch to their successors and retired with their old friends and families to the only place they deserved.

[image loading]

Florida.



Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 24 2016 21:55 GMT
#3747
daypost will be slightly late
Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 24 2016 22:16 GMT
#3749
30 years later


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The world has been at peace for 30 years. Everyone seems to get along nicely. Too bad you're all getting old and frail. Today, one of the heroes will be buried here in it's up to you to decide which one dies of old age. Use the voting thread to select who will suffer this tragedy

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As the world has been destroyed outside of America, all players are now in America.




The day has not yet started, stand by for a few minutes
Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 24 2016 22:20 GMT
#3750
Day 4 has started, enjoy your retirement
Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 24 2016 22:42 GMT
#3768
The gods take action






The ways of the gods are mysterious. Disformation has been smitten down. The greatest President in the history of the United States will be sorely missed by his people.

Disformation as Donald J. Trump has been killed





+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Donald J. Trump

Nationality: USA
Faction: Town
Starting Location: USA
Traits: Rich, Rogue

Abilities:
  • The Art of the Deal (Active): You spend all day working the phones. At the end of the business day you will receive 1.5 billion dollars.
  • The Silent Majority (Passive): You gain two extra votes for you in any kind of election (this does not include negative elections).
  • Make America Great Again (Passive): If you become the President of America, America will be great.


Old Donald J. Trump

Nationality: USA
Faction: Town
Current Location: USA
Traits: Rich, Rogue, Old

Abilities:
  • Retired. You have a beautiful family and just want to live your life out in peace. Your business empire is run by your children, and you mostly play golf during the day now.





Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 21:32 GMT
#4476
On August 08 2016 08:08 Palmar wrote:
  • Being a jerk
  • Failing to participate in the game
  • Being a rules lawyer
  • Looking at me funny
  • Breaking the cheating rules from the standard ruleset
  • Asking questions in the thread



That's always a thing in Palmar games
Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 21:34 GMT
#4481
On August 27 2016 06:32 sicklucker wrote:
hell ill even play eu west

pls carry me
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 21:46 GMT
#4502
Blinding Light

[image loading]

A blinding light followed by incredible warmth suddenly hits you all. You feel serenity and peace
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