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This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe ![[image loading]](http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/styles/logo-thumbnail/public/0023/3343/brand.gif?itok=BLysmm0G){kind=logo} Extreme Solar Flares ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/x7Ki9ar.png) The Sun is going haywire these days. There is an extreme increase in UV Radiation around everywhere in Space. Governments around the world have issued warning that citizens should take care when exposed to open sunshine and use protection or shading to ensure a lower risk of cancer. And this ties neatly into our next story... Global Warming ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/8hixUYm.png) The current year is by a long shot the hottest one to date. It is believed that the nuclear wars between the USSR and North Korea are causing global warming in abdundance, despite nuclear weapons producing no significant amount of greenhouse gases or the fact that if anything the increase of dust in the atmosphere should contribute to a cooling effect. Scientists are still working to figure out what is going on. Refugee Crisis in Europe Solved? For reasons unknown, ever since the change in leadership in the USSR, refugees from Europe have simply picked up and left, now streaming into the Soviet Union en masse. There is no explanation for this activity and when asked, the refugees seem unsure and absent minded themselves about why they have chosen the great union over their previous destination of Europe. Following the unexpected solution to the refugee crisis, European leaders are finally united enough to organize for a democratic Election. More on that later. Elections in America ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/pB0WCTY.jpg) Today there will be presidential elections in America. President GlowingBear is expected to run again, but it is not yet clear if anyone will mount a serious challenge to him. For the candidates: Please announce your candidacy officially in the thread by typing: ##I announce my candidacy for the President of the United States of America For the voters: Please vote for one of the candidates by submitting their name in a PM to the host before Friday, Aug 19 10:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00) Anyone currently on US soil gains American Citizenship thanks to anchor babies and various other rules. Remember that in order to run for office or vote you must be a citizen of America. Any fraud will be punished severely. Elections in Europe ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/OArQLdd.png) Today there will be elections for control of the European Parliament. For the candidates: Please announce your candidacy officially in the thread by typing: ##I announce my candidacy for the Chancellor of Europe For the voters: Please vote for one of the candidates by submitting their name in a PM to the host before Friday, Aug 19 10:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00) Remember that in order to run for office or vote you must either be European or Muslim. Africa is doing better! Africa seems to be less unstable these days. This is excellent news for Africans. Market Report The Soviet Economy is booming after the successful implementation of the latest 5 year plan. Galactic Credits are currently not accepted as currency due to the situation in Space. The Euro has fallen slightly, and Ears continue to rise. The GBP remains uncharacteristically weak. Exchange rates around the world: 1 Gold = 500,000 Dollars 1 Galactic Credit = UNABLE TO TRADE 1 Ruble = 1 Dollars 1 Euro = 0.5 Dollar 1 GBP = 0.1 Dollars 1 Ear = 20,000,000 Dollars Science Report The unknown animal in Soviet Russia remains uncaught. Spaceship research has ground to a halt after the death of Yuri Gagarin and the shutdown of the Soviet space program. Nuclear research has ground to a halt following the decimation of North KOrea. Global Warming seems to be absolutely real. While not dangerous yet, the Earth is hotter than ever before. The solar flares have left space uninhabitable. Classifieds Selling weird looking fish ![[image loading]](http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/d/db/Fo4_mini_nuke.png/revision/latest?cb=20151226231345) Found this fish in my garden. I have no idea what it is. Please buy it from me, I don’t like it. Send all offers to Palmar Day 2 has started. Have fun! | ||
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This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe Nuclear launch detected: ![[image loading]](http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42324000/jpg/_42324902_missilegauri5ap203.jpg) Another missile has been fired at the Soviet Union. It's people must be tired of being nuked now Elections in America! ![[image loading]](http://cdn.history.com/sites/2/2015/04/John-Birch-Society-American-Flag-hero-E.jpeg) The following candidates are running for the President of the United States
Voting is already underway! Thanks to the fantastic decision of the Supreme court of the United States, unaffiliated players may form a Super PAC in order to support one of the candidates. The rules for forming a super pac are as follows:
Elections in Europe! The following candidates are running for Chancellor of Europe
European elections are extremely vulnerable to disproportional influence of the smaller states. Today there are three small states whose vote can be easily bought
Present your offers to those countries in PM to me. Each country will cast a single vote in favor of a candidate of your choosing. The candidates themselves are allowed to buy the votes, unlike the PACs in the more democratic America. | ||
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This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe A United Europe Kitaman27 has been elected Chancellor of Europe Due to very strict privacy laws in Europe, no information on voting data is available. However, exit polls suggest it was a landslide. | ||
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This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe The United States have elected a new President Disformation is now the President of the United States In the most one sided election in the history of the USA, the only candidate received 100% of the vote. | ||
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This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe Shocking revelation ![[image loading]](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gCxQAH7Omb4/VfGSsa9oaHI/AAAAAAAAYGk/FFRt-isWHUs/s640/zombie%2Brefugee%2Bcamp.jpg) Every single refugee is a Zombie! All over the Soviet Union the undead refugees have started killing the inhabitants. It is only a matter of time before the zombie refugees attack other locations. It comes as a complete shock to the world that all the refugees were zombies the whole time. A local man said "Who'd have thought the damn muslims were zombies... terrorists, sure, but zombies... this world is going down the drain". BBC World Service will keep you posted. It is advised that any survivors in the USSR attempt to leave the country at first opportunity. | ||
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This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe Persecution of war criminals in Europe ![[image loading]](http://cdn.history.com/sites/2/2014/01/nuremberg_trial.jpg) The Chancellor of Europe has ordered immediate trials to punish war criminals. Vote in the voting thread by typing ##EUVOTE playername. Grand Jury in America ![[image loading]](https://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/grand-jury.jpg) The Americans have decided to root out criminals with extensive trials in front of a jury. Vote in the voting thread by typing ##USAVOTE playername | ||
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This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe The Grand Jury reaches a conclusion. The United States Grand Jury has convicted Skynx for crimes against 'MURICA. He will now be executed to pay for his sins. Unfortunately for Skynx, they used lethal injection, not burning at the stake. Skynx as Danerys Targaryen has been executed + Show Spoiler [Role] + Danerys Targaryen Nationality: Westeros Faction: Town Starting Location: Pentos Traits: Handsome, Female Abilities:
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This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe The European Supreme Court has reached a conclusion. Iamperfection must be executed for his sins. Iamperfection is dead Iamperfection is back | ||
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This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe A King has been slain One of the mightiest and most heroic beasts of the wild has been slain. Dandel Ion as Mufasa has been killed. The host is very personally attached to this character and feels great sadness. ... seriously guys, I fucking love the Lion King and for some reason I always get something stuck in my eye when Mufasa dies + Show Spoiler [Role] + Mufasa Nationality: Africa Faction: Town Starting Location: Africa Traits: Animal, Strong Abilities:
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This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe The Communist Zombies form a society. ![[image loading]](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f1/f1/91/f1f1915af17166aeac2c4d3c68edb7c5.jpg) In a very unexpected turn of events, the zombie hordes that have conquered the USSR seem to have become a civilized society. In fact, they seem a lot more open, free and welcoming of different peoples and opinions than most living societies around the planet. Zombie Soviet Russia is expected to remain a part of the united nations and the security council. The spokesman for the Zombie UN mission said talks were going splendidly with the living now that the zombies have shown themselves to be moderate and reasonable in all dealings with the rest of the world. The Zombies have also resumed the Soviet Space program, bringing great hope to humanity, living and dead. | ||
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BBC Nature Presents ![[image loading]](http://www.cheekymonkeyresources.co.uk/cmrimages/weblinks/topics/science/bbcnature.png) Unknown Bird Species almost caught by Scientists. Undead biologists came close to catch the unknown bird species in Russia. Then some random guy threw a ball at it and the bird disappeared. The Zombies were stunned at display. ![[image loading]](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1a/32/fa/1a32fa3fae8b66ac30975b9c44b55a4c.jpg) | ||
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This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe Nuclear explosion in Zombie Soviet Russia A nuke has landed in Zombie Soviet Russia. It seems to have caused very little harm except killing a bunch of already dead Zombies. The Zombies seem to have no strong feelings about this event. | ||
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This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe Extreme Solar Flares have dissipated Looks like our sun has relaxed again. This is excellent news for anyone in Space, as it is now safe to travel again. However recent news regarding the global climate spell trouble for the inhabitants of Earth once again Global Warming a liberal hoax?? ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/9GOJCZn.png) Looks like climate scientists have been falsifying data to fuck over the honest and hard working people in the fossil fuel industry. Elon Musk, George Soros and Leonardo DiCaprio have all been jailed for their involvement in lying to the good people of earth about climate change. It is proven now, climate change is not real. This year is the coldest one since 1918, having widespread economic impact. United Nations Suggest a permanent Peace. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/gmhvOng.png) Since the Communist Zombies took over in Soviet Russia, world relations have improved dramatically. For the first time in the history of the planet, there will be a World Leader election. Today there will be World Leader elections. All other democratic Elections are suspended until further notice. Extensive executive powers will be handed to a world leader. For the candidates: Please announce your candidacy officially in the thread by typing: ##I announce my candidacy for the World Leader For the voters: Please vote for one of the candidates by submitting their name in a PM to the host before Monday, Aug 22 10:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00) Any current inhabitant of the Earth is allowed to vote. In order for a World Leader to be Elected he must gain 66% of available votes. Market Report Unfortunately while diplomatic relations are at an all time high, no one is focusing on the economy. The extreme weather conditions along with negligence by top ranking officials has almost all Earth markets down. 1 Gold = 1 million Dollars 1 Galactic Credit = 100 Dollars 1 Ruble = 1 Dollars 1 Euro = 0.5 Dollar 1 GBP = 0.1 Dollars 1 Ear = 100,000,000 Dollars Science Report There are currently no animal species on the loose. The Zombies have restarted the soviet Space Program Nuclear research has ground to a halt following the decimation of North Korea. Global Warming turns out to have been a hoax. Massive Solar Flares have dissipated. Classifieds Selling a Spaceship ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/x5U7Qyq.png) Excellent Spaceshuttle available for sale. Send all offers to Palmar. Bidding starts at 100 million dollars. Day 3 has started. Have fun! | ||
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This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/9L2Et3b.png) Koshi has been elected World Leader Expected to perform his acceptance speech, Koshi was nowhere to be found at the celebration of his election as the first World Leader of mankind. The crowd dissipated in the next hour and slowly it dawned upon journalists and security forces that Koshi was nowhere to be found. This cannot be good news... Koshi has been abducted | ||
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