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Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5185 Posts
August 16 2016 17:19 GMT
#1004
Oh I suppose I have to take USSR or America..
##I announce my candidacy for General Secretary of the Central committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union and everything else then america
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5185 Posts
August 16 2016 17:19 GMT
#1006
On August 17 2016 02:19 Damdred wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2016 02:16 Shapelog wrote:
On August 17 2016 02:15 Damdred wrote:
Oh god I'm so rich in this game idk what to do with it

I bet i have more then you.

Release your Tax returns!


100000000000

Is what I have!

2 billion euros bitch
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5185 Posts
August 16 2016 17:28 GMT
#1011
On August 17 2016 02:22 Damdred wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2016 02:19 Shapelog wrote:
On August 17 2016 02:19 Damdred wrote:
On August 17 2016 02:16 Shapelog wrote:
On August 17 2016 02:15 Damdred wrote:
Oh god I'm so rich in this game idk what to do with it

I bet i have more then you.

Release your Tax returns!


100000000000

Is what I have!

2 billion euros bitch


I think I have 100 billion USD

I'm not good at conversions.

...
I HAVE EUROS, YOU DON'T, THAT MEANS I AM MUCH BETTER THEN YOU!
(also rofl vivax)
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5185 Posts
August 16 2016 17:33 GMT
#1013
On August 16 2016 09:55 Onegu wrote:
First off nobody said they will make america great again who is running for president so F them.

Second I am the only one Democratic enough for Russia.

##I announce my candidacy for General Secretary of the Central committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union

Idiot thinks USSR is Democratic
Don't elect him
On August 16 2016 10:22 Chezinu wrote:
TOTAL SOVIET VICTORY!




##I announce my candidacy for General Secretary of the Central committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union

Let us continue the Legacy!


Show nested quote +
On August 16 2009 22:54 Caller wrote:
TOTAL SOVIET VICTORY

Congratulations Comrades! Despite the fact that we only took about 85% casualties, and failed to kill all of the Ukrainians, we have managed to capture the treacherous Ukrainian capital! While our division took heavy losses for the motherland, the other 30 motor-rifle divisions, not to mention 88th Guards Tank Division and 1st Shock Army, were able to wipe out the remaining Ukrainian resistance without any trouble at all!

It is my distinct honor to designate the 3rd Liquidgrad Motor-Rifle Division with our new name, “The Screaming Banshees,” for our service in this police action.

Unfortunately, we had a few surprises. We saw former Field Marshal Ace had hijacked a T-34 tank and was driving it off into Germany. We searched his possessions and found a Swastika, an Iron Cross, vampire blood, and a Hitler mustache. The man was clearly a Nazi.

We also noticed that decafchicken had left in a captured Ukrainian tank. We found his tracks were off in the direction of Ace, and also noticed that he had Mossad insignia in his bunk.
In any case, I have been authorized by High Command to award fellow Comrades for their services in this Great Patriotic War!

Hero of the Soviet Union: Chezinu, Caller
Order of Lenin: Ver, Showtime!
Order of the October Revolution: Plexa, ~OpZ~, ydg, Kuja900


And we also have received news that the Ukrainian Government-in-Exile is awarding rewards to their cowardly terrorists!

Hero of Ukraine: Caller
The Wise Order of Prince Yaroslav: Trancestorm
Order of Bohdan Khmelnytsky: Shikyo, IloveKT




GG All, Will Release Roles/Actions/Whatever upon request and whenever I have time.

...
Crap.

Well, um....
ELECT ME SINCE YOU DIDN"T GIVE ME ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

Also This will be our themesong in the USSR:

and


Also about GB at page 10ish, nothing really stands out for me other then maybe just waiting for things to happen instead of doing things.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5185 Posts
August 16 2016 17:34 GMT
#1014
I am also about to lose connection so...:/
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5185 Posts
August 18 2016 00:00 GMT
#2013
This is fucking bullshit.

Which one of you arses freed me from Gulag?

Grack was it you?
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5185 Posts
August 18 2016 16:47 GMT
#2032
So I only have 1 post. A course.
OH AND I HAVE A ICEE MACHINE! I stole it after they put it in Gulag to keep me from spamming. Idk what they do, unless it gets random events or escapes.
I also was horribly attacked by a stranger, who didn't let me choose basically to escape, and took my ear.
And I am on a Raft. Guess USSR wasn't the way to get rule over eurpoe.

I will comment more, but for right now, A few things to answer.
On August 18 2016 18:55 prplhz wrote:
@Shapelog Why is it a problem that you're not in the gulag anymore? Doesn't sound like a nice place.

IT WAS WONDERFUL.

I GOT ICEES FROM IT and pissed off the hosts at the same time. And I could post as much as I wanted too.
Man it was heaven. I even made a post card for you guys!
[image loading]
I still also have 2 billion euros, for some reason....

I also didn't have to read the 100 page game.
On August 18 2016 14:53 Stutters695 wrote:
American citizens. You can answer this when you're posting anyway or even d2, but it's important I know this. Did you receive a birth certificate as an item to prove your US allegiance?

No.

Nor do I care american.

(In case your wondering, Gulag was just a QT for myself due to running for USSR leadership. which is ironic since Karl Marx didn't come up with the idea of communism in russia (he was in europe) and I couldn't apperently do it.

Lunatic should prob. state if he has anything special in plan.
Skynx needs to explain the shot.
If dis hasn't, he should reveal who he sent to kill? I mean, it would apply pressure to those. Maybe it isn't such a good idea since mafia would know, yet, if it is afkers i doubt mafia would shoot there anyways.
I can state my bonus things if you want.
[image loading]
I am wanted in russia, and if you think of turning me in.
Then watch this. Your going to need it.

"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5185 Posts
August 29 2016 22:11 GMT
#4671
I can see it now....

Shapelog:



Goal 1: Become the richest person on earth

Result: Lost everything, including 1 ear.

Goal 2: Become the ruler of Europe.

Result:
Got thrown in communism jail for running for what he thought was the Europe election. Was given a icee machine. Was broken out against will. Sent on raft to Africa.

Finish the game? No, lost Home CP (X2)

Alignment won game? No, Due to absence, town was mislead. If present, things might of been different.




Final Score:

"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
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