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Tictock
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6052 Posts
March 07 2016 21:40 GMT
#61
/replace
I can take that responsibility.
Hapahauli
Profile Joined May 2009
United States9305 Posts
March 07 2016 22:56 GMT
#62
Day One:


[image loading]



The Liquidia family was not a close-knit group. They were quite familiar with each other, and played forum mafia together online very frequently. But never had they seen each other in person before. However, they were all gathered on this remote island to mourn the passing of Marvellosity, a fellow forum member.

Half the Sky, took a large gulp out of her glass of water. She began to read:

"The Last Will and Testament of Marvellosity:

If all has gone according to plan, ten of my most hated TL Mafia members have been gathered on this remote island-
"

"Most hated! What the fuck?" Geript interrupted. "That no good scumbag! I had to put up with his games for so many years, he better have left me something good-"

"Be quiet and let her finish." Barked Koshi, "I've had to put up with your nagging for all of a few minutes, and I already want to strangle you."

Half the Sky loudly cleared her throat. Both parties reduced themselves to an angry murmur before she continued.

"What... you gullible assholes thought I gathered you here on a remote island 100 miles from the nearest coastline because I cared about you? You thought you'd get a piece of my estate solely because of my gratitude? Please. You're trapped like rats, and you're all here for my post-mortem amusement."

The room fell silent. Tumblewood went white with terror.
shapelog started sobbing.
Everyone in the room had never met in person, but all of them knew of Marvellosity's cruel sense of humor intimately well.

"But my dear family, there is much opportunity to be had in my amusement! While I may be a bastard, I am no liar. Those of you who survive will inherit the millions of dollars in my estate! And god knows that most of you are up to your eyeballs in debt, so doesn't that sound like a fantastic opportunity?"

Kush broke the silence with a hearty laugh. "Oh god, does he know us well!" He chuckled, slamming his fist on the table, his voice slowly trailing off into a grumble...
Vivax grabbed the wine bottle in the middle of the table. He shakily poured himself an overflowing glass, which was finished within half a minute.
Yamato77 only stared at the tablecloth in front of him, deep in thought about the predicament he was in.

"We're going to play a game. A game of mafia. You all loved to argue with me about stupid things, so now you get to argue among-st yourselves for the highest of stakes. Two of you are actually not forum members, but assassins I hired. Kill them before the boat arrives, and those who survive will inherit my wealth. Fail, and you will meet your end on this very island.

Best of luck to you all! I'll see you all in hell!

P.S. There's a Night 0 Kill!
"

"Alright," spoke up Rels, "If we work together, we can survive this."
Alakaslam quickly chimed in, "Agreed. But... what did he mean by 'Night 0 Kill'?"

While they pondered the question Half the Sky let out a deep groan. She clutched her stomach in agony. Her knees buckled, and her body slammed to the floor. The other nine members could only watch in horror as she retched and vomited blood, before becoming motionless on the floor minutes later.

"Oh. That's what he meant." Stammered Alakaslam. " I guess we better start."


It takes 5 votes to lynch.
until the next official votecount.

until the boat arrives.
a talking rock that sprouts among the waves woosh
nnn_thekushmountains
Profile Joined February 2016
1501 Posts
March 07 2016 22:56 GMT
#63
FIRST
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22414 Posts
March 07 2016 22:57 GMT
#64
im actually alive and well for this hour
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
March 07 2016 22:59 GMT
#65
On March 08 2016 05:09 Shapelog wrote:
Just Realized that I am playing against masta slam.
Would be amazing if we both rolled scum together.

I find this unlikely.

How's it go folks, welcome to the game start wifom of Alakaslam. Let's see how fast I can earn a townread and subsequently lose it again.
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
nnn_thekushmountains
Profile Joined February 2016
1501 Posts
March 07 2016 23:00 GMT
#66
On March 08 2016 07:59 Alakaslam wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2016 05:09 Shapelog wrote:
Just Realized that I am playing against masta slam.
Would be amazing if we both rolled scum together.

I find this unlikely.

How's it go folks, welcome to the game start wifom of Alakaslam. Let's see how fast I can earn a townread and subsequently lose it again.


To which game are you referring?
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5188 Posts
March 07 2016 23:01 GMT
#67
I am trying a new form of scum hunting,
It's scientific!
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5188 Posts
March 07 2016 23:01 GMT
#68
WAIT WHY DO I START TO SOB IN THIS STORY!!!!!
THIS IS BULLSHIT!
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
March 07 2016 23:03 GMT
#69
On March 08 2016 07:56 Hapahauli wrote:
Day One:


[image loading]



The Liquidia family was not a close-knit group. They were quite familiar with each other, and played forum mafia together online very frequently. But never had they seen each other in person before. However, they were all gathered on this remote island to mourn the passing of Marvellosity, a fellow forum member.

Half the Sky, took a large gulp out of her glass of water. She began to read:

"The Last Will and Testament of Marvellosity:

If all has gone according to plan, ten of my most hated TL Mafia members have been gathered on this remote island-
"

"Most hated! What the fuck?" Geript interrupted. "That no good scumbag! I had to put up with his games for so many years, he better have left me something good-"

"Be quiet and let her finish." Barked Koshi, "I've had to put up with your nagging for all of a few minutes, and I already want to strangle you."

Half the Sky loudly cleared her throat. Both parties reduced themselves to an angry murmur before she continued.

"What... you gullible assholes thought I gathered you here on a remote island 100 miles from the nearest coastline because I cared about you? You thought you'd get a piece of my estate solely because of my gratitude? Please. You're trapped like rats, and you're all here for my post-mortem amusement."

The room fell silent. Tumblewood went white with terror.
shapelog started sobbing.
Everyone in the room had never met in person, but all of them knew of Marvellosity's cruel sense of humor intimately well.

"But my dear family, there is much opportunity to be had in my amusement! While I may be a bastard, I am no liar. Those of you who survive will inherit the millions of dollars in my estate! And god knows that most of you are up to your eyeballs in debt, so doesn't that sound like a fantastic opportunity?"

Kush broke the silence with a hearty laugh. "Oh god, does he know us well!" He chuckled, slamming his fist on the table, his voice slowly trailing off into a grumble...
Vivax grabbed the wine bottle in the middle of the table. He shakily poured himself an overflowing glass, which was finished within half a minute.
Yamato77 only stared at the tablecloth in front of him, deep in thought about the predicament he was in.

"We're going to play a game. A game of mafia. You all loved to argue with me about stupid things, so now you get to argue among-st yourselves for the highest of stakes. Two of you are actually not forum members, but assassins I hired. Kill them before the boat arrives, and those who survive will inherit my wealth. Fail, and you will meet your end on this very island.

Best of luck to you all! I'll see you all in hell!

P.S. There's a Night 0 Kill!
"

"Alright," spoke up Rels, "If we work together, we can survive this."
Alakaslam quickly chimed in, "Agreed. But... what did he mean by 'Night 0 Kill'?"

While they pondered the question Half the Sky let out a deep groan. She clutched her stomach in agony. Her knees buckled, and her body slammed to the floor. The other nine members could only watch in horror as she retched and vomited blood, before becoming motionless on the floor minutes later.

"HIJOLE chinga- That's what he meant." Stammered Alakaslam. " I guess we better start."


It takes 5 votes to lynch.
until the next official votecount.

until the boat arrives.

If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
nnn_thekushmountains
Profile Joined February 2016
1501 Posts
March 07 2016 23:03 GMT
#70
On March 08 2016 08:01 Shapelog wrote:
I am trying a new form of scum hunting,
It's scientific!


How'd that work for you last game?
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
March 07 2016 23:03 GMT
#71
On March 08 2016 08:00 nnn_thekushmountains wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2016 07:59 Alakaslam wrote:
On March 08 2016 05:09 Shapelog wrote:
Just Realized that I am playing against masta slam.
Would be amazing if we both rolled scum together.

I find this unlikely.

How's it go folks, welcome to the game start wifom of Alakaslam. Let's see how fast I can earn a townread and subsequently lose it again.


To which game are you referring?

All the recent ones. I manipulate.
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
nnn_thekushmountains
Profile Joined February 2016
1501 Posts
March 07 2016 23:04 GMT
#72
On March 08 2016 08:03 Alakaslam wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2016 08:00 nnn_thekushmountains wrote:
On March 08 2016 07:59 Alakaslam wrote:
On March 08 2016 05:09 Shapelog wrote:
Just Realized that I am playing against masta slam.
Would be amazing if we both rolled scum together.

I find this unlikely.

How's it go folks, welcome to the game start wifom of Alakaslam. Let's see how fast I can earn a townread and subsequently lose it again.


To which game are you referring?

All the recent ones. I manipulate.


So you are complaining about your scumplay, townplay, or both?
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
March 07 2016 23:06 GMT
#73
On March 08 2016 08:04 nnn_thekushmountains wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2016 08:03 Alakaslam wrote:
On March 08 2016 08:00 nnn_thekushmountains wrote:
On March 08 2016 07:59 Alakaslam wrote:
On March 08 2016 05:09 Shapelog wrote:
Just Realized that I am playing against masta slam.
Would be amazing if we both rolled scum together.

I find this unlikely.

How's it go folks, welcome to the game start wifom of Alakaslam. Let's see how fast I can earn a townread and subsequently lose it again.


To which game are you referring?

All the recent ones. I manipulate.


So you are complaining about your scumplay, townplay, or both?

Bragging about both. I usually lose the townread when I lose interest/time to invest.

Heck of a lot easier as town obviously but a bit trying in either place.

If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5188 Posts
March 07 2016 23:08 GMT
#74
On March 08 2016 08:04 nnn_thekushmountains wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2016 08:03 Alakaslam wrote:
On March 08 2016 08:00 nnn_thekushmountains wrote:
On March 08 2016 07:59 Alakaslam wrote:
On March 08 2016 05:09 Shapelog wrote:
Just Realized that I am playing against masta slam.
Would be amazing if we both rolled scum together.

I find this unlikely.

How's it go folks, welcome to the game start wifom of Alakaslam. Let's see how fast I can earn a townread and subsequently lose it again.


To which game are you referring?

All the recent ones. I manipulate.


So you are complaining about your scumplay, townplay, or both?

[image loading]
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5188 Posts
March 07 2016 23:08 GMT
#75
Oh I thought that post was for me and kush quoted the post about last game as the quote.

Look it has been a long day.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
March 07 2016 23:09 GMT
#76
On March 08 2016 08:08 Shapelog wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2016 08:04 nnn_thekushmountains wrote:
On March 08 2016 08:03 Alakaslam wrote:
On March 08 2016 08:00 nnn_thekushmountains wrote:
On March 08 2016 07:59 Alakaslam wrote:
On March 08 2016 05:09 Shapelog wrote:
Just Realized that I am playing against masta slam.
Would be amazing if we both rolled scum together.

I find this unlikely.

How's it go folks, welcome to the game start wifom of Alakaslam. Let's see how fast I can earn a townread and subsequently lose it again.


To which game are you referring?

All the recent ones. I manipulate.


So you are complaining about your scumplay, townplay, or both?

[image loading]

Nein there is no cow level.

+ Show Spoiler +
meme went over my head
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5188 Posts
March 07 2016 23:10 GMT
#77
On March 08 2016 08:03 nnn_thekushmountains wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2016 08:01 Shapelog wrote:
I am trying a new form of scum hunting,
It's scientific!


How'd that work for you last game?

IT went good. Notice last game when i did it, I started posting actually content!
I almost got town read for it to!
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
March 07 2016 23:12 GMT
#78
Gif and captions and whatnot can carry meaning but a pic is only 1000 words, how many words contained in 24 of them per second?
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
nnn_thekushmountains
Profile Joined February 2016
1501 Posts
March 07 2016 23:13 GMT
#79
What does your science tell you so far, Shape?
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
March 07 2016 23:14 GMT
#80
See it is the local YouTube linker.



Hey btw this video is pretty epic but carries no real meaning that I understand. But if it is not cool with Germans (or very very cool) lemme know
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
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