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ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 04:19 GMT
#321
Yes, yes it does
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 09:09 GMT
#337
pickles are the great mystery of sexuality, if we can solve pickles, i feel like we can solve this game. for example, isn't this picture absolutely mystifying?

[image loading]


the solution can be found on the other side of the great pickle debate.
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 11:01 GMT
#368
this thread needs to be redirected to the pressing matters at hand of solving the great pickle debate:

[image loading]

this image has so many layers of sexuality and social connotations. where to even begin?
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 11:18 GMT
#386
i spent the better part of 16 minutes drawing this inspiring image for you all to really ponder and soak in while i sleep; when i arise, i hope that we can find a solution to this great pickle debate. the world as we know it may hang in the balance.

[image loading]
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 19:42 GMT
#741
has the debate been solved?

[image loading]
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 19:49 GMT
#746
BREAKING NEWS IN THE PICKLE DEBATE:

[image loading]
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 20:16 GMT
#755
i feel like no1 is utilizing these rules to their fullest fucking extent, so i am going to utilize them.

basically we got a bunch of dickwads in a circlejerk having a penis measuring contest, then the penis measuring contest got all kumbaya and shit, so they started blasting eachother in the ass. it's all a little too homoerotic for me to get involved in, plus i just got married; don't wanna get divorced this quick and get all my stuff took. that shit would be depressing and i would be a fucking twat. i was hoping the dickwad circlejerk would give me some great bastion of phallic glory who i could sheep for today, but i just got a bunch of ass blasting.

outside of the circlejerk, eden likes pickles and circlejerks so fuck him. he needs to die. scumread a guy for joking, fuck you twice. no long post analysis fuck you three times. when you get fucked three times, you lose and get lynched.

so basically what i am saying is i am completely fucking worthless at the moment, don't have a solid read on anyone after 38 pages and basically shit tier.

on a completely unrelated but useful note. if all else fails, just ask palmar to give you a list of 4 mafia and lynch them, that dumbass will put 50% of the mafia in that list regardless of his alignment cuz he a dipshit like that.

also in regards to soul read on damdred, guy is kinda being a bitch. i mean he is a bit more of a town sided bitch at the moment, but still he has some of his mafia bitch signs goin on where he be all friendly and not try to ruffle feathers. true story behind that is he doesn't like people's feathers tickling his ass. anywayz, i usually can't get my soul read on him until night 1 anywayz so when i say his alignment during night 1, take it to the bank. also if i get nk'd and he is alive, check his filter cuz he probably swagged on me. getting swagged on turns me on.

##sickstrats ##noreads ##shittier

this post needs a pickle:

[image loading]
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 20:27 GMT
#758
did i cross the leniency line? or was there enough self deprecation to counterbalance my dickitude?
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 20:44 GMT
#766
On March 11 2015 05:37 rsoultin wrote:
my only contention with the ritoky pickle diatribe is I've actually gotten a fair amount out of these pages as opposed to some other games I've been in lol

ritoky...are you admitting that i'm better than you >>


what about #sickstrats #noreads #shittier don't you understand? jeez, i gotta splain urrrthing to deez ppl?

next thing you know i gonna hafta splain the pickle metaphor.
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 21:18 GMT
#785
when digging through my images for relevant things to the great pickle debate, i came across this (credit to artanis)

[image loading]

is this still relevant?

[image loading]
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 21:21 GMT
#788
On March 11 2015 06:20 LightningStrike wrote:
Thank for clairifiing my PoE rsoultin <3
Also what was the purpose of arguing with me when you ended up getting nothing out of it Rayn?


pickles was the point my friend, pickles. think about the greater picture.
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 21:28 GMT
#797
On March 11 2015 06:23 LightningStrike wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2015 06:21 ritoky wrote:
On March 11 2015 06:20 LightningStrike wrote:
Thank for clairifiing my PoE rsoultin <3
Also what was the purpose of arguing with me when you ended up getting nothing out of it Rayn?


pickles was the point my friend, pickles. think about the greater picture.

What's with obession with pickles in a sex themed game for god sake?
(Hugs rsoultin) Everything will be alright rsoultin but I want your reads atm please baby girl!


once you solve this, you will solve the game. it may require you to take courses in the eye of the chupazi, but clearly the pickle debate needs help in solving.

#sickstrats
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 21:30 GMT
#800
naw i can't be scum. if i were scum this game and playing this way, with this many quality players; they would be yelling @ me in the QT and bussing me into the ground already

#selfawareness
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 21:33 GMT
#805
On March 11 2015 06:31 Koshi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2015 06:30 ritoky wrote:
naw i can't be scum. if i were scum this game and playing this way, with this many quality players; they would be yelling @ me in the QT and bussing me into the ground already

#selfawareness

No they wont if town doesn't votes you. And JAT tried. Nobody bite.


yo koochi, remember that one time when you and i yelled for 100+ pages about how chromatically and robik were mafia, while the entire rest of the town mafia sided?

can you bee the phallic bastion of glory like you were then, so i can sheep you?
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 21:43 GMT
#825
On March 11 2015 06:37 rsoultin wrote:
okay rayn I frankly don't get what you say you poked holes in :/ regarding damdred


damdred was all like "YO BITCH LOOK AT DIS PREVIOUS GAME WHERE YOU DID DIS SHIT, THUS U ALL SKUMMIR"

but in dat game rayn like...did the opposite shit

den damdred was all like "WOOP I MEAN YOU DID THE OPPOSITE SHIT, THUS STILL SKUMMIR"

rayn be all like "yo, shits weak cuz like, you changed your premise to the opposite shit and still arrived at da same conclusion; dat jus sum racism"

take dat interpretation to the bank and exchange it for a nickle boyz
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 21:58 GMT
#858
LYNCH ALL LIARS, LYNCH ALL PICKLE LOVERS!
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 22:01 GMT
#868
On March 11 2015 06:56 rsoultin wrote:
meh okay so rereading the damdred/rayn/ls thing

looks like a huge case of miscommunication in general on the part of every party

ruling: i'm throwing it out as evidence xP

badumdum

case closed


why you sound like you brokering peace in the middle east?

also, where's my credit for translating?

#racism
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 22:05 GMT
#880
is koochi using the glory hole argument on JAT?
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 22:08 GMT
#884
On March 11 2015 07:06 justanothertownie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2015 07:05 ritoky wrote:
is koochi using the glory hole argument on JAT?

What is the glory hole argument?


dunno, just made it up. probably something along the lines of standing on the other side of the wall and sucking on someone else's ideas like they're your own? still working on the proper definition.

#sickstrats #gloryholeargument
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 10 2015 22:43 GMT
#933
in realizing i am currently the most worthless player in this game, i did what any sane man would do: talked to my testicles.

so i asks my right testicle, if you were me this game what do you think would be something i should really look into?

my right testicle thought for a moment, because he is clearly the more thoughtful of the two before delivering #sickreads: "well ritoky, you're kinda dumb and don't notice stuff; but did you totally see that part of the thread where everyone town read eden left right and center and then none of them (except marv being snarky) gave any feedback or commentary on his read-o-tron9000 post? he is being town read too easily, you should really consider the people town reading him"

so i says to him, thanks right nut, you were really helpful, how bout you lefty, you agree?

my left testicle blurted out immediately "DAFUK RSOUL INSERTING HERSELF INTO DAT RAYN VS DAMDRED SHIZ FOR? SHE BAILIN A TEAMMATE OUT? SHE KNOW IT TWO TOWN FIGHTIN? SMELLZ FISHY YO! ALSO DIDN'T KNOW SHE HAD THE PROPER TOOLS TO DO INSERTING! DAT SHIT CRAY"

lefty, you are also wise in your own idiotic way.

#sickreads
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
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