On March 05 2015 02:06 Kurumi wrote:
Oh no!!! Not Kosher the Printer Repair Guy!!! It must've been those HR people! Vile snakes! They are supposed to help people, not get them to kill themselves!!! It's probably because of the name. Human Resources. Do you feel like a resource? I don't. I work with HR. People work with HR. HR is everywhere. I have made a grave mistake not reforming this branch of my company. From now on we have a department called People's Republic! Hmm... no, it does not work... It'll clash with Public Relations... Think Chezinu think...
Ah! The meeting! Yes, yes, yes...
Welcome all!
I am very displeased that our freshest addition had to be terminated today. He passed our tests and filed the forms with flying colours! Many employees he was working with reported suspicious behaviour, which I have also taken into account, as something possibly connected to the T.E.A.M. . His blatant lies about my nature, your Benevolent CEO, and misconduct were enough of a basis to believe his intentions are not the best. After contacting some of my friends, including Lucy and John, we agreed that it was just him being young and naive. I forgive you and am pleased to inform you that skills you possess will surely come in handy in two years from now on. Please apply again! Positive outcome is sure!
As I've told you all, it is very important to have your gun polished! What I didn't say is that you can polish your guns elsewhere cheaper! But wait! There's more! Polishing your gun somewhere else had a chance of the employee just spitting on the gun, then using toilet paper to scrape off what he could, rendering your gun totally useless instead of potentially useless! That's what happened - that's what I told you! The question arises - why would somebody use shady services instead of the trustworthy Corporation? Why would they use such services then to kill one of good employees?
Why did they tried to influence our workplace using foreign means? Fufufu... if I only could send people to HR... That reminds me, HR stays. As Human Removal. I have such power to do so and I am going to use it! Haha! Always sunny in CEO's room! 
Updated list:
Chezinu
raynpelikoneet
LightningStrike
HalfTheSky
Alakaslam
your mom
Koshi
syllogism
Toadesstern
Foolishness
Sepulchre
Mocsta
IAmRobik
Kurumi
sicklucker
Keirathi
ObiWanShinobi
kitatheman27
Oh no!!! Not Kosher the Printer Repair Guy!!! It must've been those HR people! Vile snakes! They are supposed to help people, not get them to kill themselves!!! It's probably because of the name. Human Resources. Do you feel like a resource? I don't. I work with HR. People work with HR. HR is everywhere. I have made a grave mistake not reforming this branch of my company. From now on we have a department called People's Republic! Hmm... no, it does not work... It'll clash with Public Relations... Think Chezinu think...
Ah! The meeting! Yes, yes, yes...
Welcome all!

I am very displeased that our freshest addition had to be terminated today. He passed our tests and filed the forms with flying colours! Many employees he was working with reported suspicious behaviour, which I have also taken into account, as something possibly connected to the T.E.A.M. . His blatant lies about my nature, your Benevolent CEO, and misconduct were enough of a basis to believe his intentions are not the best. After contacting some of my friends, including Lucy and John, we agreed that it was just him being young and naive. I forgive you and am pleased to inform you that skills you possess will surely come in handy in two years from now on. Please apply again! Positive outcome is sure!
As I've told you all, it is very important to have your gun polished! What I didn't say is that you can polish your guns elsewhere cheaper! But wait! There's more! Polishing your gun somewhere else had a chance of the employee just spitting on the gun, then using toilet paper to scrape off what he could, rendering your gun totally useless instead of potentially useless! That's what happened - that's what I told you! The question arises - why would somebody use shady services instead of the trustworthy Corporation? Why would they use such services then to kill one of good employees?
Why did they tried to influence our workplace using foreign means? Fufufu... if I only could send people to HR... That reminds me, HR stays. As Human Removal. I have such power to do so and I am going to use it! Haha! Always sunny in CEO's room! 
Updated list:
Chezinu
raynpelikoneet
LightningStrike
HalfTheSky
Alakaslam
your mom
Koshi
syllogism
Toadesstern
Foolishness
Sepulchre
Mocsta
IAmRobik
Kurumi
sicklucker
Keirathi
ObiWanShinobi
kitatheman27
Can you explain your reads please? Because it seems like you got no reasons shown on your reads and would like to know how you got to each read.


