[T] Jack of All Trades Mafia - Page 4

On March 05 2015 02:06 Kurumi wrote:
Oh no!!! Not Kosher the Printer Repair Guy!!! It must've been those HR people! Vile snakes! They are supposed to help people, not get them to kill themselves!!! It's probably because of the name. Human Resources. Do you feel like a resource? I don't. I work with HR. People work with HR. HR is everywhere. I have made a grave mistake not reforming this branch of my company. From now on we have a department called People's Republic! Hmm... no, it does not work... It'll clash with Public Relations... Think Chezinu think...

Ah! The meeting! Yes, yes, yes...

Welcome all!
I am very displeased that our freshest addition had to be terminated today. He passed our tests and filed the forms with flying colours! Many employees he was working with reported suspicious behaviour, which I have also taken into account, as something possibly connected to the T.E.A.M. . His blatant lies about my nature, your Benevolent CEO, and misconduct were enough of a basis to believe his intentions are not the best. After contacting some of my friends, including Lucy and John, we agreed that it was just him being young and naive. I forgive you and am pleased to inform you that skills you possess will surely come in handy in two years from now on. Please apply again! Positive outcome is sure!

As I've told you all, it is very important to have your gun polished! What I didn't say is that you can polish your guns elsewhere cheaper! But wait! There's more! Polishing your gun somewhere else had a chance of the employee just spitting on the gun, then using toilet paper to scrape off what he could, rendering your gun totally useless instead of potentially useless! That's what happened - that's what I told you! The question arises - why would somebody use shady services instead of the trustworthy Corporation? Why would they use such services then to kill one of good employees? Why did they tried to influence our workplace using foreign means? Fufufu... if I only could send people to HR... That reminds me, HR stays. As Human Removal. I have such power to do so and I am going to use it! Haha! Always sunny in CEO's room!

Updated list:

Chezinu
raynpelikoneet
LightningStrike
HalfTheSky
Alakaslam
your mom
Koshi
syllogism
Toadesstern
Foolishness
Sepulchre
Mocsta
IAmRobik
Kurumi
sicklucker
Keirathi
ObiWanShinobi
kitatheman27

On March 05 2015 07:44 raynpelikoneet wrote:
Thank you for being here for me. <3
Just lynch into the list of mafia red.

On March 05 2015 08:19 Fecalfeast wrote:

Nice! who was mafia? I haven't finished reading yet

On March 05 2015 08:24 Fecalfeast wrote:

It's always sicklucker, isn't it?

On March 05 2015 08:31 sicklucker wrote:
And my team mates always give up and im always the last mafia and I always lose in final 3 4. Its great

On March 05 2015 12:36 Fecalfeast wrote:
LS did you just drink a shot of espresso? That last post reads like you're just rambling on a fat caffeine buzz

On March 05 2015 13:44 Breshke wrote:


before you sleep could you give your opinion, like who in the cell is mafia?

On March 05 2015 22:54 sicklucker wrote:
Actually no describe it I give you way to many free passes since you always roll town. HOW am I playing the same?

On February 15 2013 00:30 sandroba wrote:
@hopeless you think he was biased toward WWM being mafia due him mixing him up with someone you find to be likely scum? How is he saying the questions were pointless exagerated in any sense? I don't see the point of your questions or even don't see the logic behind your line of thought considering any of the possible combinations of alignments amongst this players. What are you really trying to say here?

On March 07 2015 05:09 sicklucker wrote:


I acualy forget it was nothing specific. I was just frustrated that only like 3 people were talking about the claim for the first 24 hours and you posted one thing then left and I asked something but its not specifically important.