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TL Mafia LXIX: Carol Of The Bells
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Alakaslam
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¡Hijole! /in | ||
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Alakaslam
United States14064 Posts
You are Kenneth Lay! ![[image loading]](http://bucknellorgtheory09.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/ken-lay-parody.jpg) You are actively screwing over most of America, the land of everlasting Christmas and Black Friday. Especially California, the land of South Coast Plaza and Hollywood. Since you suck at long term planning for cover up, you fear exposure worse than Jail (you will simply go skiing and die before going to jail anyway) and are willing to hire hit men to go after Santa's Goons or the Governor of CA, who also is actively trying to figure out why sky high electric prices and blackouts are so prolific. You have a one-time ability to hire a hit man and shoot a target of your choice by submitting ##Shoot: Gray Davis (replacing the governor with a playername). There is a 50% chance of failure. Alternately, you may make a huge press release about your stock prices and how many Christmas gifts people will be able to buy when they retire while an elf gets sued so nobody cares about the court case. This will hide the alignment of the targeted player if they die. I forgot scum is blue XD | ||
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Alakaslam
United States14064 Posts
Yes it is shallow But well What can I fo. | ||
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Alakaslam
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Façade You now have that BAMCIS ç For to look cooler than cool ICE COLD | ||
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Alakaslam
United States14064 Posts
(Checks if Templar is American) Christmas in America is Corporatemass. Pushpushpush black However my family is lucky; we are sane. We do not watch tv. So Christmas is awesome we do thanksgiving again and stay off the roads. | ||
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Alakaslam
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Let's see how long I last before I rail for his lynch | ||
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Alakaslam
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On December 07 2014 16:47 Tubesock wrote: I'm not opposed to just jumping in. I do think that this type of game isn't something you can prepare for. ![[image loading]](http://cynthiarobertson.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/junglebook_24.jpg) Look deep into the eyes of Alakaslam, and I shall make thine claims here speak soothly of thy needs. Thou shalt be in the care of the Kushm4sta, he who works caring for those who cannot care for themselves + Show Spoiler + Kushm4sta is a controversial TL member. He works for an insane asylum for the elderly. We both play mafia on another site, titled OMGUS.NET. I posted this cold welcome to a new person there who has since left, but not because of me. it helps to understand not to learn from me | ||
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Alakaslam
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his words must all be original Khazad-Summachin qua tua sikh Malahanarizanichuu pi onb jiaan chaldiss phor. Phait janfini po zu tre qua minina zoot! much more difficult | ||
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Alakaslam
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In fact Christmas is not even about the nativity. It is about the visit of the magi; they gave good gifts for the time period in winter, hence holiday is appropos Or if you are not of that denomination nothing actually happened and some rabbi was a good moral teacher Or if you are of a different denomination it is PAGAN HOLIDAY OF THE SOLSTICE AND THEREFORE WIKKID CURSES ON YE, WHO CELEBRATE but basically people who insist on nativity during Christmas should have a two year old messing about and no sheep, in an actual house. So lol @ patronising pricks Also BORRACHO I WILL FIND YOU I SEE YOU I HEAR YOU I KNOW YOUR WAYS YES | ||
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Alakaslam
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Full length dress heels and loose hair. No sleeves but more than spaghetticus and also dress shouldnae drag. If you are in cold place wear also a jacket, or purposely forget if only a bit nippy (the man of heat can give you his = win) If he can still speech be very careful | ||
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Alakaslam
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On December 09 2014 08:18 KelsierSC wrote: yeh but you have to get her a present aswell and that is always a minefield. bitches love slippers though Hijole vato 27NB is herself the feminine side; I am a potentially hot date to some whymin pholk so I know this is possible by their testimony. | ||
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Alakaslam
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On December 09 2014 08:16 Holyflare wrote: Here's how it's going to roll. This game has a cap on posts so if you start the game with usual joke crap and useless things like rng that you don't follow through with then I'm going to deem you irresponsible and not worthy of being listened to this game. I've rolled town, I'm going to save my posts instead of being usual and chatty and just come up with my usual list of who to lynch and who to never lynch so that when I get nk'd you can just follow it. Get rekt mafia There is skill here, I had forgotten Btw read that post @ 27NB in a totally fabulous voice with a limp wrist, don't you know I work in locations out in Palm Springs right? Yes! Anyway I still will be who I am HF but thanks for the reminder on post limits. | ||
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Alakaslam
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On December 09 2014 08:21 The_Templar wrote: This is a useless post. That's WIFOM. Bolded: So you are OK with people not believing in the true spirit of christmas? Why does that sound like a corporate figure talking? You see not with the eyes of CHUPAZI; even a child can repeat what his uncle tells him and so also can his uncle be wiser than a patronising killjoy! And his parents took him to a lot of churches; he knows his way around a good bit | ||
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Alakaslam
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On December 09 2014 08:27 27ninjabunnies wrote: Curious on your thought process here hun. What did Froggy do, or not do, to be put into your scum pile? Can answer for this. Ol boy just talked about lurkers, preemptively tried to destroy the topic, then said "I'm out cya l8r SSON" | ||
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Alakaslam
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On December 09 2014 08:29 ritoky wrote: i have a soft spot in my heart for good jokes. hey hey hey hey hey!!!! don't forget our first game where i rolled doctor and protected you like a victoria's secret push-up bra all game long!!!!! but yes, my read on you is generally dog poop. What protection does this offer? I have sisters would think I would know this | ||
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