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TL Mafia LXIX: Carol Of The Bells

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Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 04 2014 17:37 GMT
#32
Hijole palmar, marv!

¡Hijole!

/in
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-04 17:53:07
December 04 2014 17:51 GMT
#34
Mafia needs a 50% vig or janitor like hitler, I have the perfect role from sentinel

You are Kenneth Lay!
[image loading]

You are actively screwing over most of America, the land of everlasting Christmas and Black Friday. Especially California, the land of South Coast Plaza and Hollywood. Since you suck at long term planning for cover up, you fear exposure worse than Jail (you will simply go skiing and die before going to jail anyway) and are willing to hire hit men to go after Santa's Goons or the Governor of CA, who also is actively trying to figure out why sky high electric prices and blackouts are so prolific.

You have a one-time ability to hire a hit man and shoot a target of your choice by submitting ##Shoot: Gray Davis (replacing the governor with a playername). There is a 50% chance of failure.

Alternately, you may make a huge press release about your stock prices and how many Christmas gifts people will be able to buy when they retire while an elf gets sued so nobody cares about the court case. This will hide the alignment of the targeted player if they die.

I forgot scum is blue XD
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 04 2014 17:52 GMT
#35
On December 05 2014 02:50 GlowingBear wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 05 2014 02:37 Alakaslam wrote:
Hijole palmar, marv!

¡Hijole!

/in


HIJOLE VATO WEI

Yes it is shallow

But well

What can I fo.
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 04 2014 18:13 GMT
#37
Also palmar

Façade

You now have that BAMCIS ç

For to look cooler than cool

ICE COLD
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-04 22:00:13
December 04 2014 21:59 GMT
#54
On December 05 2014 04:47 Palmar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 05 2014 03:15 The_Templar wrote:

I really dislike christmas so please do not make me a town power role ;_;

What the hell is wrong with you?


(Checks if Templar is American)

Christmas in America is Corporatemass. Pushpushpush black Friday Month to go buy junk only to find the people you bought junk for recognize it for junk and what they really wanted was a yacht

However my family is lucky; we are sane. We do not watch tv.

So Christmas is awesome we do thanksgiving again and stay off the roads.
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 04 2014 22:02 GMT
#55
On December 05 2014 04:10 The_Templar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 05 2014 04:09 liancourt wrote:
/in

Dammit


Let's see how long I last before I rail for his lynch
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 05 2014 06:19 GMT
#75
Then Templar can tunnel me and it will be the tunnel triangle
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 06 2014 00:30 GMT
#87
I hear you
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-07 07:52:58
December 07 2014 07:52 GMT
#107
On December 07 2014 16:47 Tubesock wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 07 2014 16:09 Fecalfeast wrote:

I dove right in to a non-newbie game but I agree that /obs will teach you more



I'm not opposed to just jumping in. I do think that this type of game isn't something you can prepare for.

[image loading]

Look deep into the eyes of Alakaslam, and I shall make thine claims here speak soothly of thy needs. Thou shalt be in the care of the Kushm4sta, he who works caring for those who cannot care for themselves

+ Show Spoiler +

Kushm4sta is a controversial TL member. He works for an insane asylum for the elderly.

We both play mafia on another site, titled OMGUS.NET. I posted this cold welcome to a new person there who has since left, but not because of me.

it helps to understand not to learn from me
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 07 2014 20:27 GMT
#137
I will be here
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 07 2014 21:27 GMT
#145
You see not with the eyes of chupazi

his words must all be original

Khazad-Summachin qua tua sikh Malahanarizanichuu pi onb jiaan chaldiss phor. Phait janfini po zu tre qua minina zoot!

much more difficult
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 08 2014 23:07 GMT
#265
CHUPAZI
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 08 2014 23:11 GMT
#274
Hey so IMMA gonna meta the patronising prick

In fact Christmas is not even about the nativity. It is about the visit of the magi; they gave good gifts for the time period in winter, hence holiday is appropos

Or if you are not of that denomination nothing actually happened and some rabbi was a good moral teacher

Or if you are of a different denomination it is PAGAN HOLIDAY OF THE SOLSTICE AND THEREFORE WIKKID

CURSES ON YE, WHO CELEBRATE

but basically people who insist on nativity during Christmas should have a two year old messing about and no sheep, in an actual house.

So lol @ patronising pricks

Also BORRACHO I WILL FIND YOU

I SEE YOU

I HEAR YOU

I KNOW YOUR WAYS

YES
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 08 2014 23:18 GMT
#288
I know what thou must do.

Full length dress heels and loose hair. No sleeves but more than spaghetticus and also dress shouldnae drag. If you are in cold place wear also a jacket, or purposely forget if only a bit nippy (the man of heat can give you his = win)

If he can still speech be very careful
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 08 2014 23:19 GMT
#291
On December 09 2014 08:18 KelsierSC wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2014 08:15 27ninjabunnies wrote:
We got 17 days til Christmas yo

But that means if my hot date likes me, I might get presents for Christmas time.

#myplanisflawless


yeh but you have to get her a present aswell and that is always a minefield.

bitches love slippers though

Hijole vato

27NB is herself the feminine side; I am a potentially hot date to some whymin pholk so I know this is possible by their testimony.
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 08 2014 23:22 GMT
#299
On December 09 2014 08:16 Holyflare wrote:
Here's how it's going to roll. This game has a cap on posts so if you start the game with usual joke crap and useless things like rng that you don't follow through with then I'm going to deem you irresponsible and not worthy of being listened to this game. I've rolled town, I'm going to save my posts instead of being usual and chatty and just come up with my usual list of who to lynch and who to never lynch so that when I get nk'd you can just follow it.

Get rekt mafia

There is skill here, I had forgotten

Btw read that post @ 27NB in a totally fabulous voice with a limp wrist, don't you know I work in locations out in Palm Springs right?

Yes!

Anyway I still will be who I am HF but thanks for the reminder on post limits.
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 08 2014 23:25 GMT
#303
On December 09 2014 08:21 The_Templar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2014 08:16 Holyflare wrote:
Here's how it's going to roll. This game has a cap on posts so if you start the game with usual joke crap and useless things like rng that you don't follow through with then I'm going to deem you irresponsible and not worthy of being listened to this game. I've rolled town, I'm going to save my posts instead of being usual and chatty and just come up with my usual list of who to lynch and who to never lynch so that when I get nk'd you can just follow it.

Get rekt mafia

This is a useless post.

Show nested quote +
On December 09 2014 08:17 Damdred wrote:
##Vote Templar

Admitted before the game that he would fix the rng! We must not follow this

That's WIFOM.



Show nested quote +
On December 09 2014 08:11 Alakaslam wrote:
Hey so IMMA gonna meta the patronising prick

In fact Christmas is not even about the nativity. It is about the visit of the magi; they gave good gifts for the time period in winter, hence holiday is appropos

Or if you are not of that denomination nothing actually happened and some rabbi was a good moral teacher

Or if you are of a different denomination it is PAGAN HOLIDAY OF THE SOLSTICE AND THEREFORE WIKKID

CURSES ON YE, WHO CELEBRATE

but basically people who insist on nativity during Christmas should have a two year old messing about and no sheep, in an actual house.

So lol @ patronising pricks

Also BORRACHO I WILL FIND YOU

I SEE YOU

I HEAR YOU

I KNOW YOUR WAYS

YES

Bolded: So you are OK with people not believing in the true spirit of christmas? Why does that sound like a corporate figure talking?

You see not with the eyes of CHUPAZI; even a child can repeat what his uncle tells him and so also can his uncle be wiser than a patronising killjoy!

And his parents took him to a lot of churches; he knows his way around a good bit
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 08 2014 23:27 GMT
#305
Oh and he is Irish, can smell drunk a mile away
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 08 2014 23:29 GMT
#309
On December 09 2014 08:27 27ninjabunnies wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2014 08:25 Damdred wrote:
Ritoky, HF, Templar are in my town pile. Slam is tentatively town

Froggynoddy is in scum pile

Bats I thought you weren't goin to make the opening salvo?


Curious on your thought process here hun.

What did Froggy do, or not do, to be put into your scum pile?

Can answer for this.

Ol boy just talked about lurkers, preemptively tried to destroy the topic, then said "I'm out cya l8r SSON"
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
December 08 2014 23:31 GMT
#312
On December 09 2014 08:29 ritoky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2014 08:26 27ninjabunnies wrote:
Wait, did Ritoky just call me top town?

Either hell froze over, or Ritoky is mafia XD


i have a soft spot in my heart for good jokes.

hey hey hey hey hey!!!! don't forget our first game where i rolled doctor and protected you like a victoria's secret push-up bra all game long!!!!!

but yes, my read on you is generally dog poop.

What protection does this offer? I have sisters would think I would know this
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