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Chromatically
Profile Joined January 2012
United States1700 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-06 21:41:03
June 06 2014 21:30 GMT
#301
I agree with Koshi, don't change the setup. Hopefully someone will out though .

#baratheon

ninja'd, never mind then
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25555 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-06 21:42:38
June 06 2014 21:42 GMT
#302
Make sure you tip the limo driver if you're taking a limo. Also probably good to have: condoms, about a hundred or so in cash, your ID, and emergency contact info for next of kin on you just in case things come up.
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 06 2014 21:48 GMT
#303
My prom date cancelled an hour before the event.

I'm still going, but I want to fucking die. 3 months of preparation, 7 girls asked to prom (never actually got a flat-out no. The first four found dates maybe 1-2 days before I did, the last three had to cancel), and all goes to shit for problems that take too long to explain. It's not her fault, though.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25555 Posts
June 06 2014 21:49 GMT
#304
two hundred then, you may need to hire a cab or something after you jack someone's date
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
yamato77
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
11589 Posts
June 06 2014 22:10 GMT
#305
/out

/replace
Writer@WriterYamato
TicaTica
Profile Joined June 2014
Costa Rica194 Posts
June 06 2014 22:20 GMT
#306
On June 07 2014 06:48 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
My prom date cancelled an hour before the event.

I'm still going, but I want to fucking die. 3 months of preparation, 7 girls asked to prom (never actually got a flat-out no. The first four found dates maybe 1-2 days before I did, the last three had to cancel), and all goes to shit for problems that take too long to explain. It's not her fault, though.

I havs found escorts keep their meeting john very consistent. Lady is fickle without promised monies. Do not lose hopes Sentinel. There is still chance of get lucky. Must find gay or how do you say heterofluxible guy. Guaranteed get lucky and no monies cost.
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
June 07 2014 00:13 GMT
#307
On June 07 2014 06:49 Blazinghand wrote:
two hundred then, you may need to hire a cab or something after you jack someone's date

oh, i thought the extra hundo was for the blowie from the hooker.

Hopefully this is JR prom and not SR prom. That's kinda lame and fucked up of her.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 07 2014 01:06 GMT
#308
Senior. We don't have a junior prom.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
June 07 2014 03:39 GMT
#309
Never went to prom. Extremely emotional LDR that I was going to visit for reverse prom (2yrs younger) did not happen and then move on no dump. Being dumped not as bad as forgotten.

LDR is a no-no
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
kushm4sta
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States8878 Posts
June 07 2014 03:57 GMT
#310
no one wants to go with you then dont go.
OMGUS.net, kush sex blogs every friday night
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 07 2014 04:03 GMT
#311
On June 07 2014 12:57 kushm4sta wrote:
no one wants to go with you then dont go.

I trust her. She shelled the money out for a dress and all the accessories. I'd say that's wanting to go.

But it's a very long story that I have neither the patience nor the will to tell.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25555 Posts
June 07 2014 04:21 GMT
#312
On June 07 2014 13:03 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2014 12:57 kushm4sta wrote:
no one wants to go with you then dont go.

I trust her. She shelled the money out for a dress and all the accessories. I'd say that's wanting to go.

But it's a very long story that I have neither the patience nor the will to tell.


If that's the case, go stag and hang out with friends and just party like it's any other party. I'm sure she'd want you to have fun.
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
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27ninjabunnies
Profile Joined April 2014
United States2486 Posts
June 07 2014 04:34 GMT
#313
My senior prom sucked.

I was the only white kid there (nothing against black peoples, i just went to an all black high school) so i stuck out majorly.

And then one of the dudes at prom jumped on the hood and roof of my car and caved both the hood and roof in.

And he didnt even have to pay for it, because the girl who witnessed him doing it was his gf so even though i saw him do it, his gf and friends said that i was lying,

So i hope your prom goes a lot better, even if your date had to cancel!!! Just hang out with friends
I suspect the secret of personal attraction is locked up in our unique imperfections, flaws and frailties.~Hugh Mackay
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-07 04:49:50
June 07 2014 04:49 GMT
#314
I ended up grinding on 20 dudes and about 5 girls, eating twice the food (because they still prepared all the stuff for her), and finding a new "date" in a guy whose girlfriend moved to Texas.

So, all in all it was still depressing (I mean, 3 months of effort wasted is kind of a big deal, and also it's a bitch to be surrounded by couples when a chain of events like that has just happened to you) but it was fun at the same time.

Ah well. Prom weekend will be much more fun.

@ninjabunnies I feel you. That hasn't happened to me personally but one guy I knew got his window chipped by some dude who turned out to be a drug dealer, none of his clients who saw it happen wanted to rat him out. He won out in the end though. Like a month later when everything was revealed.

Get them to break up and maybe she'll snitch! :D
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
27ninjabunnies
Profile Joined April 2014
United States2486 Posts
June 07 2014 05:00 GMT
#315
On June 07 2014 13:49 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
I ended up grinding on 20 dudes and about 5 girls, eating twice the food (because they still prepared all the stuff for her), and finding a new "date" in a guy whose girlfriend moved to Texas.

So, all in all it was still depressing (I mean, 3 months of effort wasted is kind of a big deal, and also it's a bitch to be surrounded by couples when a chain of events like that has just happened to you) but it was fun at the same time.

Ah well. Prom weekend will be much more fun.

@ninjabunnies I feel you. That hasn't happened to me personally but one guy I knew got his window chipped by some dude who turned out to be a drug dealer, none of his clients who saw it happen wanted to rat him out. He won out in the end though. Like a month later when everything was revealed.

Get them to break up and maybe she'll snitch! :D


Haha that was two years ago. Im over it

He is in jail now for robbing a store, so theres some justice there.

Glad you had fun tho
I suspect the secret of personal attraction is locked up in our unique imperfections, flaws and frailties.~Hugh Mackay
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 07 2014 05:02 GMT
#316
Well they all get caught eventually.

The delinquents, of course. Not blacks.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-07 05:18:03
June 07 2014 05:04 GMT
#317
HIJOLE SSON

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LOOK WHO STILL RUN ARIUND IN KAP & GOEN

U FROM DONW SOUTH WAY HUH? WHI U IS
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
VayneAuthority
Profile Joined October 2012
United States8983 Posts
June 07 2014 05:19 GMT
#318
On June 07 2014 14:02 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Well they all get caught eventually.

The delinquents, of course. Not blacks.


[image loading]
I come in for the scraps
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
June 07 2014 05:23 GMT
#319
On June 07 2014 13:49 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
I ended up grinding on 20 dudes and about 5 girls, eating twice the food (because they still prepared all the stuff for her), and finding a new "date" in a guy whose girlfriend moved to Texas.

So, all in all it was still depressing (I mean, 3 months of effort wasted is kind of a big deal, and also it's a bitch to be surrounded by couples when a chain of events like that has just happened to you) but it was fun at the same time.

Ah well. Prom weekend will be much more fun.

@ninjabunnies I feel you. That hasn't happened to me personally but one guy I knew got his window chipped by some dude who turned out to be a drug dealer, none of his clients who saw it happen wanted to rat him out. He won out in the end though. Like a month later when everything was revealed.

Get them to break up and maybe she'll snitch! :D

WARN DIS FOOH DIS BAD NEWS HEY, IS NOT GOOD HEY, IS WAY OF INNER DEATG

DONT DO IT


LDR BAD NEWS
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
TicaTica
Profile Joined June 2014
Costa Rica194 Posts
June 07 2014 06:33 GMT
#320
On June 07 2014 13:49 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
I ended up grinding on 20 dudes and about 5 girls, eating twice the food (because they still prepared all the stuff for her), and finding a new "date" in a guy whose girlfriend moved to Texas.

So, all in all it was still depressing (I mean, 3 months of effort wasted is kind of a big deal, and also it's a bitch to be surrounded by couples when a chain of events like that has just happened to you) but it was fun at the same time.

Ah well. Prom weekend will be much more fun.

@ninjabunnies I feel you. That hasn't happened to me personally but one guy I knew got his window chipped by some dude who turned out to be a drug dealer, none of his clients who saw it happen wanted to rat him out. He won out in the end though. Like a month later when everything was revealed.

Get them to break up and maybe she'll snitch! :D

This why gay blowjob make life happy. Glad for you you found new date. And gay guy gave you all food for him; he like as much on diet. Gay guy must fit.
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