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VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
April 03 2014 03:46 GMT
#621
On April 03 2014 12:45 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2014 12:38 Hopeless1der wrote:
Should people desire items such as the "scum-smiting-kill-power device", I may be able to scrounge up something together. I accept GreYMisT points as payment. All sales are final. No refunds or exchanges. 100% satisfaction guaranteed or your CATASTROPHE™ back.

I could get in on this.
##Give: 2.5 GreYMisT points

I smell mark-uuuuuuup!!
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
Hopeless1der
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States5836 Posts
April 03 2014 03:47 GMT
#622
##Arrest: WaveofShadow
Crime: Defacement of legal tender. GreYMisT points may not be subdivided beyond increments of 1 GreYMisT point.
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 03:47 GMT
#623
It seems like Killing's basic argument boils down to something like this:

*Teacher puts 2 math problems on the board*

Guy 1: "Can you explain that first one again? I don't get it."

Teacher: "Okay, here you go!"

Guy 1: "Thanks, I got it now."

...................

Guy 2: "Wait, why didn't you ask for the explanation to both the problems? WHAT IS GOING ON WHY ARE YOU FAKING IT?"

Guy 1: "Because I only didn't understand the first one."

Guy 2: "DIE SCUM LIAR".
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Oatsmaster
Profile Joined October 2012
United States16628 Posts
April 03 2014 03:47 GMT
#624
On April 03 2014 12:43 Hopeless1der wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2014 12:42 Hopeless1der wrote:
On April 03 2014 12:40 Oatsmaster wrote:
On April 03 2014 12:38 Hopeless1der wrote:
Should people desire items such as the "scum-smiting-kill-power device", I may be able to scrounge up something together. I accept GreYMisT points as payment. All sales are final. No refunds or exchanges. 100% satisfaction guaranteed or your CATASTROPHE™ back.

Ill pay you in GeryMsiT points for the almighty scum-smiting-kill-power device weapon douchsnozzle.

I will place your order post-haste. Thank you for doing business at the Bazaar of (Hopeless) Wonders.

Just a moment. Your coin appears to be a forgery. I accept only authenticated GreYMisT points. Please return when you are in possession of the appropriate funds.

You're a forgery. Hmmmmphh.
Ill bring my business elsewhere, to someone with more acumen.
No gg, No skill.
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
April 03 2014 03:48 GMT
#625
On April 03 2014 12:47 Keirathi wrote:
It seems like Killing's basic argument boils down to something like this:

*Teacher puts 2 math problems on the board*

Guy 1: "Can you explain that first one again? I don't get it."

Teacher: "Okay, here you go!"

Guy 1: "Thanks, I got it now."

...................

Guy 2: "Wait, why didn't you ask for the explanation to both the problems? WHAT IS GOING ON WHY ARE YOU FAKING IT?"

Guy 1: "Because I only didn't understand the first one."

Guy 2: "DIE SCUM LIAR".

If the Guys are who I think they are then they're probably both town. If that's your read too you can be town with us. I'm still working on what I think the problems are.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31494 Posts
April 03 2014 03:48 GMT
#626
On April 03 2014 12:47 Hopeless1der wrote:
##Arrest: WaveofShadow
Crime: Defacement of legal tender. GreYMisT points may not be subdivided beyond increments of 1 GreYMisT point.

Do get my phonecall?
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
justanothertownie
Profile Joined July 2013
16318 Posts
April 03 2014 03:50 GMT
#627
On April 03 2014 12:47 Keirathi wrote:
It seems like Killing's basic argument boils down to something like this:

*Teacher puts 2 math problems on the board*

Guy 1: "Can you explain that first one again? I don't get it."

Teacher: "Okay, here you go!"

Guy 1: "Thanks, I got it now."

...................

Guy 2: "Wait, why didn't you ask for the explanation to both the problems? WHAT IS GOING ON WHY ARE YOU FAKING IT?"

Guy 1: "Because I only didn't understand the first one."

Guy 2: "DIE SCUM LIAR".

Ok, but Guy 2 is a tool then.
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
April 03 2014 03:51 GMT
#628
On April 03 2014 12:50 justanothertownie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2014 12:47 Keirathi wrote:
It seems like Killing's basic argument boils down to something like this:

*Teacher puts 2 math problems on the board*

Guy 1: "Can you explain that first one again? I don't get it."

Teacher: "Okay, here you go!"

Guy 1: "Thanks, I got it now."

...................

Guy 2: "Wait, why didn't you ask for the explanation to both the problems? WHAT IS GOING ON WHY ARE YOU FAKING IT?"

Guy 1: "Because I only didn't understand the first one."

Guy 2: "DIE SCUM LIAR".

Ok, but Guy 2 is a tool then.

He's not a tool he's just spirited! Don't be rude.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 03:52 GMT
#629
On April 03 2014 12:50 justanothertownie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2014 12:47 Keirathi wrote:
It seems like Killing's basic argument boils down to something like this:

*Teacher puts 2 math problems on the board*

Guy 1: "Can you explain that first one again? I don't get it."

Teacher: "Okay, here you go!"

Guy 1: "Thanks, I got it now."

...................

Guy 2: "Wait, why didn't you ask for the explanation to both the problems? WHAT IS GOING ON WHY ARE YOU FAKING IT?"

Guy 1: "Because I only didn't understand the first one."

Guy 2: "DIE SCUM LIAR".

Ok, but Guy 2 is a tool then.

He's not nearly as bad as Guy 3. Man fuck that Guy.
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43268 Posts
April 03 2014 03:52 GMT
#630
lol jat can't math
table for two on a tv tray
justanothertownie
Profile Joined July 2013
16318 Posts
April 03 2014 03:52 GMT
#631
On April 03 2014 12:51 VisceraEyes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2014 12:50 justanothertownie wrote:
On April 03 2014 12:47 Keirathi wrote:
It seems like Killing's basic argument boils down to something like this:

*Teacher puts 2 math problems on the board*

Guy 1: "Can you explain that first one again? I don't get it."

Teacher: "Okay, here you go!"

Guy 1: "Thanks, I got it now."

...................

Guy 2: "Wait, why didn't you ask for the explanation to both the problems? WHAT IS GOING ON WHY ARE YOU FAKING IT?"

Guy 1: "Because I only didn't understand the first one."

Guy 2: "DIE SCUM LIAR".

Ok, but Guy 2 is a tool then.

He's not a tool he's just spirited! Don't be rude.

The problem is if Guy 2 is not a tool then he should be able to explain why Guy 1 is a scum liar for what he did instead of yelling.
Hopeless1der
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States5836 Posts
April 03 2014 03:53 GMT
#632
Please be aware that my inventory will be limited while I re-arrange my shop for the impending CATASTROPHE™. I will do my best to accommodate all requests within a reasonable timeframe. Thank you for your understanding. In honor of my grand opening, I shall provide Chocolate Chip Cookies for all I wish to do business with. This is an invitation only event. Quantities are limited. I reserve the right to refuse service to any party.




It has been revealed that WaveofShadow's attempt to make a purchase with 2.5 GreYMisT points were in fact Eleventy-four GeryMsiT coins. He is now the laughing stock of the marketplace and no one wishes to do business with him anymore.
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43268 Posts
April 03 2014 03:53 GMT
#633
But how does the situation differ if the teacher put the problem on a table instead?
table for two on a tv tray
Hopeless1der
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States5836 Posts
April 03 2014 03:54 GMT
#634
On April 03 2014 12:53 raynpelikoneet wrote:
But how does the situation differ if the teacher put the problem on a table instead?

math on a table? now whos a tool?
Oatsmaster
Profile Joined October 2012
United States16628 Posts
April 03 2014 03:55 GMT
#635
On April 03 2014 12:48 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2014 12:47 Hopeless1der wrote:
##Arrest: WaveofShadow
Crime: Defacement of legal tender. GreYMisT points may not be subdivided beyond increments of 1 GreYMisT point.

Do get my phonecall?

I offer you 3 GerYMsit points for a device that weaponizes disintegrates multi-capable assault sniper gun.
No gg, No skill.
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 03:55 GMT
#636
On April 03 2014 12:53 raynpelikoneet wrote:
But how does the situation differ if the teacher put the problem on a table instead?

What kind of teacher puts the problem on the table where only 1-2 people can see it?!?
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
justanothertownie
Profile Joined July 2013
16318 Posts
April 03 2014 03:55 GMT
#637
On April 03 2014 12:53 raynpelikoneet wrote:
But how does the situation differ if the teacher put the problem on a table instead?

Now you are being silly.
Killing
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada530 Posts
April 03 2014 03:58 GMT
#638
On April 03 2014 12:50 justanothertownie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2014 12:47 Keirathi wrote:
It seems like Killing's basic argument boils down to something like this:

*Teacher puts 2 math problems on the board*

Guy 1: "Can you explain that first one again? I don't get it."

Teacher: "Okay, here you go!"

Guy 1: "Thanks, I got it now."

...................

Guy 2: "Wait, why didn't you ask for the explanation to both the problems? WHAT IS GOING ON WHY ARE YOU FAKING IT?"

Guy 1: "Because I only didn't understand the first one."

Guy 2: "DIE SCUM LIAR".

Ok, but Guy 2 is a tool then.


Or a genius that is ahead of his time
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
April 03 2014 03:59 GMT
#639
Like if I'm going to spend GreYMisT points then I'm spending them /all/ because this is the last GreYMisT game.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
Hopeless1der
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States5836 Posts
April 03 2014 03:59 GMT
#640
On April 03 2014 12:55 Oatsmaster wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2014 12:48 WaveofShadow wrote:
On April 03 2014 12:47 Hopeless1der wrote:
##Arrest: WaveofShadow
Crime: Defacement of legal tender. GreYMisT points may not be subdivided beyond increments of 1 GreYMisT point.

Do get my phonecall?

I offer you 3 GerYMsit points for a device that weaponizes disintegrates multi-capable assault sniper gun.

I believe you would have better luck at WaveofShadow's Emporium of Shoddy Workmanship.
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