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On September 27 2013 04:11 Pandain wrote: fucking grackaroni LOL <3 Pandain. | ||
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/BJT4jDv.png) Bob the Bum was in his shower masturbating when suddenly heavy knocking came at his door. They had found him. More knocking, then the sounds of wood separating from wood. Bob's own wood slowly wilted. Quickly turning off the shower, he searched around the bathroom for something to barricade the door in. Then he could find a way out. "We know you're here, asshole!" came the voice from outside. Bob knew there was little time left. He grabbed his steel curtain rod and shoved it in the small space behind his toilet. He then extended it over the doorknob. Now all he needed was a bracing point on the third side, and the door would be much more difficult to open. The footsteps grew louder. In desperation, Bob lunged with the rod as it made a hole in the drywall. Wasn't getting that $200 deposit back now, but it would be an acceptable loss if he could live. Climbing up on the toilet and ready to move a ceiling panel out, Bob noticed there was a second man in the bathroom with him. He was clad entirely in black, with sunglasses coming out of his skull. Funny. It was 1 in the morning, who would be wearing sunglasses. "Excuse me... how did you get in here?" asked Bob timidly, thinking if he could quickly escape up the ceiling and let the black-clad gentleman dispatch the gangsters. "fuk u m8 why your comp lvl 5 hacking i can't get ur munnies" replied the gentleman. Bob was unsure of what the guy just said, but he sounded angry. "I'll just be leaving now, I don't want any trouble. Those guys out there are trouble, you hear?" "yea thas why im hiding from them" he replied. Bob breathed a sigh of relief. This guy was on his side. He noticed the black-clad man was crouched, and he was tempted to look in the other direction for some reason. Fighting instinct, he continued to train his eyes on the man as he opened the door (it opened outward), tapped the nearest guy on the shoulder, and punched him out cold. "fuck shit i dun have enuf enrgy for takedowns" he screamed. Pulling a jar of supplements out of his pocket, the man quickly downed everything in the jar, plus the jar itself. Suddenly he sprang into action, getting behind the second man and taking him down as well. Both of the intruders, wearing various articles of red clothing, were unconscious. "You saved my life!" exclaimed Bob. "I can't think of a way to repay you." "hey wait do civilians give xp" said the man suddenly. "Uhh, what? Wait..." Bob froze, noticing that blades had sprung from the man's elbows. "No... wait... WAIT!" Bob was eviscerated next to the two Derelict Row Ballers on the ground. Blood was everywhere, with the man looking on. "guess not lol" said Adam Jensen, shrugging his shoulders and walking away. [UoN]Sentinel was eviscerated! cakepie was mixed martial arts'd into unconsciousness! phagga was knocked uncounscious by a man who swallowed a full steroid jar It is now Day 1. There are 19 alive. Voting is done in this thread. Plurality lynch. Voting ends in | ||
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