[T] Nuclear Winter Mafia

On July 07 2013 07:59 Ace wrote:
how do we win this game?

On July 07 2013 09:00 Ace wrote:
You already know I don't give strong reads most of the time so don't act surprised.






I consider Xatalos town atm by the way

On July 07 2013 09:49 austinmcc wrote:

This was actually an original thought posted in thread on that page.

Also, as a note, now that we've seen a nuke. If you think you know all sorts of stuff about the nukes in this game, you're probably horribly, horribly wrong. Game themed around nukes. OP mentions different types of nukes, multi-nukers, and we could easily see dud nukes/nuke retargeters/silent nukes/whatever. You can't freak out because chez shot a nuke, that's...sort of what this game is about. Nor do you know if it will land, or where, or anything. So knock it off with the caps and the freaking out.

On July 07 2013 18:09 raynpelikoneet wrote:

He is a smart guy who is in some twisted way good at this shit.

If someone disagrees with me, tell me where i am wrong.

On July 07 2013 18:18 raynpelikoneet wrote:
Chezinu what was your motive for nuking Xatalos?
Tell me why he's mafia.

On July 07 2013 18:27 geript wrote:
@good guy Chezinu
I have a simple test for you, do you think you can manage that?

On July 07 2013 18:34 geript wrote:

I need you to answer these 3 questions. And you have to be honest on them. Only Good Guy Chezinu is allowed to answer. No terrible inner beast answers.

1. Have you fired any nukes today?
2. Would you like to fire any nukes today?
3. Who would you like to fire nukes at?

On July 07 2013 18:41 geript wrote:
I'm sorry your answers were incomplete. You'll have to correct refile in order to pass the test or else the America IRS might be notified of the the discrepancies which have allowed you to buy a nuke.

1. This answer was complete and has been accepted
2. This answer was incomplete. Are you trying to say that despite the fact that you have fired a nuke today you didn't want to fire a nuke today? Were you coerced into firing a nuke? What led up to you firing the nuke?
3. The Sky is not a "who" the sky is a "what." I know that english isn't quite your native language but you will need to come up with "proper names" for a the "who" that you would like to fire nukes at.

Also, don't forget to sign your name and date at the bottom or else you may not receive credit.

On July 07 2013 19:33 jampidampi wrote:
@Chezinu
Any reason to exclude SnB and ghost?

On July 08 2013 08:59 Z-BosoN wrote:
Why is no one saying hi to me?

On July 08 2013 11:21 Ace wrote:


Why did you nuke Xatalos? A real answer please

On July 08 2013 11:32 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:

horrible try again

also Chez a little more explanation plz.

On July 08 2013 11:37 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:

That's a personal questions chez...

On July 08 2013 11:44 WaveofShadow wrote:

Then why would you need to do something about a nuke heading towards you if you were already did when you got your role?

On July 08 2013 11:45 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:

Well the funny thing is, I do have a nuke coming at me. I have no way to avoid said nuke and will die when it detonates. I am simply playing my d1 as normally as possible in hopes that my town flip will be some help later in the game.

On July 08 2013 11:51 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:
hmm so am I not going to die?

On July 08 2013 12:08 Oatsmaster wrote:

WHO CARES THAT ITS A NUKE GAME

On July 08 2013 12:00 johnnywup wrote:

I may have a similar role to you.

On July 07 2013 18:12 Chezinu wrote:
*opens his left hand and begins counting from pinking*
johnny
johnny
johnny
johnny
whups *slides finger along index finger and thumb*
johnny
whups *slides back in opposite motion toward index*
johnny
johnny
johnny
johnny

*folds arms in the coolest stance with the coolest shades with the coolest perked lips with the coolest nod as he looks around feeling accomplished*

Yeah, nukes are awesome.

On July 08 2013 12:29 WaveofShadow wrote:
Put a star next to Abenson's name on my list.

On July 08 2013 12:31 Abenson wrote:
Anyways I've unvoted from Johnny since although he looks kinda suspicious, it might be just newbie town. I think we can pay attention to him but not lynch him right away.
Gonna vote Chez. Interested to see what he flips and what motivated him to throw that nuke

On July 07 2013 23:09 Stutters695 wrote:
You? I have no idea, this is really my first time reading the thread. Trying to catch up.

On July 08 2013 12:57 geript wrote:
@Onegu. Where did chez answer any questions?

On July 08 2013 13:10 MajuGarzett wrote:

He hasn't answered about his nuke choice though. He just changed the subject by talking about his role. He explained why he launched a nuke but not why he launched it at Xata.

On July 08 2013 16:06 Alakaslam wrote:
YOUR THOUGHTS?

Pressure the lurker folks.

On July 07 2013 03:17 ghost_403 wrote:
Let's face it, it doesn't really matter what alignment he is, he's probably just going to make up his own.

@chez: can I join your new world order?

On July 08 2013 16:22 raynpelikoneet wrote:


To expand on this, this set of quotes:



NG says he noticed Onegu's posts about Chezinu but not mine.
Then he says he apparently did see my posts after all?
When i ask him to clarify, he does not answer.
scum.

Chezinu: After the possible nuking period is over (in some hours), i expect you to give your clear reasoning for nuking Xatalos over anyone else in the game. If you do not give that, i will be lynching you until you die and i encourage everyone else to do so. Right now you are only flip-flopping around the question, saying "i am dead already" (lol, people take this at face value??). I don't care if you had to launch your nuke or not, i care about why Xatalos was in your opinion the best target of all the people.

Oats i am not scum. Why do you think Johnny is scum?

Alakasam is either scum or terribad.

On July 08 2013 16:39 Alakaslam wrote:
Oh wait that's right. Google translate will change vote to voice, resulting In a death wish XD

No it is supposed to say Vote, translators XD

Onegu, not really. I can receive one if given. Think that is true of everyone though.

So, no.

On July 08 2013 16:41 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:

Нет я не посмотрил, но вам надо знать что Чезину знает русский язык.

On July 08 2013 16:49 FirmTofu wrote:
Overall, I am finding this thread quite frustrating to read. It is hard for me to distinguish between playful jokes and real scumhunting because I am unfamiliar with the inside jokes. As a result of this, I find that I am unable to perform to the best of my ability and end up doing a substandard job when it comes to finding scum.

I would appreciate it if any and all townies could get their shit together so we can actually play the game instead of pussyfooting around with jokes that clutter up the thread and make the entire experience less fun for those who have to sift through your bullshit.

Okay, thanks. I'm through.

On July 08 2013 16:54 geript wrote:
Also. QUIT FUCKING POSTING IN RUSSIAN. I GET FUCKING TIRED OF HITTING UP GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR A HALF ASS TRANSLATION!!!!!!!!!!

On July 09 2013 05:01 Xatalos wrote:
Lead us to the correct lynch, o' Dandel Ion

That's a good point about caucasianasian. No point in lynching him if he's modkilled anyways.

I'd rather not lynch Dandel Ion today, since his wagon feels too "easy" like geript said and he's now here and posting. I want to hear what Chezinu meant with "Xatalos wasn't going to die". Chezinu/austinmcc/some lurker might be the best choice.

On July 09 2013 05:02 Alakaslam wrote:

Oh yeah, I did read I swear, that is where Vayne came from, and oats!

Yeah oats was bugging BH and you were turning everyone off with gravity man- and I was given joy by this...

Eh... Sorry about that. But man I forget fast. Maybe Ace was sorta right.

Russian <sigh... I don't even know who are my comrades, and who is my mortal enemy. We are to damn close to foreign shores here... My whole livelihood is a bunch of confusion-fu. And those Chinese, I don't know what to make of them. Why are there so many Chinese here... Are they spies?>

On July 09 2013 05:07 Xatalos wrote:


johnnywup said that TanGeng is going to die. Was I going to die too then? Or how would I have survived if it wasn't Radiation?

On July 09 2013 05:11 TanGeng wrote:


I'll corroborate. The Role PM doesn't say. What was your time limit?

On July 09 2013 05:14 austinmcc wrote:
Seriously though, I'd like to lynch ON.

On July 09 2013 05:17 Xatalos wrote:


Nothing you say makes sense. So was the nuke lethal or beneficial in some way? At least you should be able to say that much.

On July 09 2013 05:11 TanGeng wrote:


I'll corroborate. The Role PM doesn't say. What was your time limit?

On July 09 2013 05:21 raynpelikoneet wrote:
Okay we'll see about Chez later.
I don't want to lynch austin. I want to sheep him. Or rather "sheep" as i think ON is scum.

On July 09 2013 05:25 austinmcc wrote:
The only thing I know is that I don't know as much as other people seem to think they know

On July 09 2013 05:47 OriginalName wrote:


I am a Nuke Tech for best korea, I make nukes and am allowed to give them out, I cannot give nukes out until D3. I cannot fire the nukes on my own.

On July 09 2013 06:06 OriginalName wrote:


What the fuck is with all these last minute wagons.

Like seriously everybody who starts these without coherent reasoning (IE Not Austin) should be looked at tonight and tomorrow this is honestly rediculous.

On July 09 2013 06:08 Alakaslam wrote:

I do not see any benefit to town for me to explain that. In the further interest of town, I refuse.

I do not see my own survival a more important than doing all I can to benefit town. I will not vote OriginalName, and will vote Vayne. I am sorry, and I'm pretty sure ON will be lynched anyway.

Scum are not the only informed folk, and I am not informed, and I'm not making sense so that is all I will say.

On July 09 2013 06:24 FirmTofu wrote:

You will never get majority on ON. Consider VA if you don't want DI to be the lynch candidate. I'm fairly certain that Alakaslam will not switch back to ON and it looks like Chez has voted Vayne as well.

On July 09 2013 06:27 johnnywup wrote:
Someone please catch me on the past 8 pages?

On July 09 2013 06:30 geript wrote:
Currently 8/8 folks. Time for more to pull up on ON

On July 09 2013 06:39 geript wrote:
@Tofu You vote is currently being 100% wasted on Vayne righ tnow. TIme to pick a horse in a 2 horse race.

On July 09 2013 06:42 FirmTofu wrote:

I'd rather stick to my guns this time around. Let's have a discussion and maybe you can convince me in the next 20 minutes.

On July 09 2013 09:22 raynpelikoneet wrote:

I revenge nuked you. Is this a good enough reason? (Apparently it was for Chezinu)

On July 09 2013 14:20 geript wrote:

*Pushes the psychiatrist off of his chair and stabs him to death before assuming his chair and position*
And this feeling like you were dead... What exactly did that feel like to you?

On July 09 2013 14:27 geript wrote:
And that gloom... Did it make you want to do anything? Do you have any thoughts of harming yourself or others?

On July 09 2013 14:34 geript wrote:
And from what you've said before, your life's theme is to win with style. Your style is undeniable, but the winning part is currently in question. Could you perhaps explain to me how you plan to win and what stylish hat will you be wearing at the time?

On July 09 2013 14:50 geript wrote:

These bad people... How do you find them? Do you know who these bad guys are? Who would you fire these hot potato nukes at?

1. Dandel Ion (XigXag)
2. Ghost_403
3. Oatsmaster
4. Stutters695
5. Z-BosoN
6. Abenson ([UoN]Sentinel)
7. Meapak_Ziphh - Killed Night 1
8. Ace
9. MajuGarzett
10. Johnnywup
11. Onegu
12. Geript
13. VayneAuthority
14. Strongandbig
15. Gumshoe
16. OriginalName - lynched Day 1
17. TanGeng - Nuked Day 1
18. Xatalos
19. CaucasianAsian
20. Alakasam
21. WaveofShadow
22. jampidampi
23. raynpelikoneet - Killed Night 1
24. Nirvana.Gabo - Redirected Nuke Day 1
25. FirmTofu
26. Chezinu
27. austinmcc

On July 11 2013 02:25 Koshi wrote:
@Chezinu It's funny how you actually spoilered your analysis in that post. Nice to see you prioritizing the most relevant part correctly.

PS: I totally fell for that Bank transition post where you could buy nukes. Pretty awesome post.

On July 11 2013 04:34 Xatalos wrote:
LOL goodbye Ace. I agree that this nuke doesn't make sense from scum, but why would a townie not claim it either? I think the chances of it coming from 3P are 50-100%, town 10-50% and scum 1-10%. 3P could have some weird win condition (or simply want to kill other players), so this nuke wouldn't be surprising in any way from 3P. Basically it's the best explanation with the least (if any) question marks (there was also some flavor of nuke-firing planar dragons in the rules so this could be it).

If someone has an anti-nuke/redirect available now, do NOT use it! Here are the main reasons:

1) at the end of D1 Ace focused on talking about policy (no-lynching if there was no single popular candidate - most anti-town policy so far) and asking questions unrelated to the lynch candidates, fluff, voted DI without any reasoning and overall didn't seem to care about the lynch in any meaningful way

2) rayn "admits" launching the nuke at Meapak (Ace should have, as a veteran town player, soon or at least later on understood that it wasn't a real claim) - but rather Ace starts flinging suspicion at him instantly, focusing on the DI -> ON switch mostly for some odd reason, although rayn was behind me and austin in influencing that, and Ace never admits what most (everyone?) else assumed - it was a plan to catch scum, not a scum plan to gain negative towncred - just can't believe town Ace would play like this

But now Ace is dead anyways, so no need to pursue that further.

##Unvote

austinmcc is posting a lot lately and making some sense. Leaning scum on him still, but there's a reasonable risk of too hastily lynching him and losing a strong endgame townie (he seems to be improving his posting with time and I agree with several of his later posts). I think it might be better to give him some more time. If he succeeds in redeeming himself after the abysmal D1 and suspicious reaction to rayn's claim, it'll have to be something truly epic and pro-town.

The case on DI (XigXag) is basically that he's been inactive, which points to his unmotivated scum meta. It's a good argument, although a bit lacking as the ONLY argument. I want to give XigXag a chance to redeem his predecessor first (not an easy job).

Currently I'd most like to lynch MajuGarzett. He's clearly been online at various points, but has chosen to post fluff and a couple of reads here and there without actually being involved in the thread or scumhunting. Also noteworthy is the same suspicious reaction as austinmcc (a vague show of interest and then ignoring it) to rayn's claim.

##Vote MajuGarzett

On July 11 2013 07:04 Xatalos wrote:


Enlighten me with your math skills.

On July 11 2013 09:41 geript wrote:

No. You choosing to not do shit is dumb. Here, I'm giving you 3 nukes. You must fire them today. Who you firing at and why?

On July 11 2013 14:08 Alakaslam wrote:

Time to role claim.

Because he had the same role, except I was Russian. It was too similar, he had to be another inventor. Couldn't vote him, and wasn't comfortable with Dandel yet. I lied about being vanilla, yes. I think Mepak roleblocked me before dying as anti war protesters messed up the colonel's place, not hajis so that story is done

So that is why ace. Fwiw, Mepak was first gift choice and then WoS and then you and (if enemy had a lot of KP) tofu and Geript were on level with you.

On July 11 2013 14:19 FirmTofu wrote:

How do I donate?

On July 12 2013 00:15 CaucasianAsian wrote:
my phone died... just got home, kind of drunk. but bear with me (bare with me? i don't know english apparently).

But I get the feeling that Ace, Oats, Xatalos (sorry if I mispelled your name), WaveofShadow, and FirmTofu. No offense to Koshi but you just joined in, so I can't really tell...

Also, why is no one talking about the previous nights murders? Shouldn't that be a way to step into the minds of the scum and figure out why they lynched ryan? I feel like it was a stupid move, as he was already under a ton of heat... Maybe he was onto something? It seems absurd to murder someone who is under a lot of a fire... the same way why it was stupid for whoever it was to nuke Ace, when he had a lot of heat by people thinking he was scummy? Or was that just xalatos? Either way, why is no one talking about this?

On July 12 2013 00:50 Ace wrote:
^^^drunk

1. Dandel Ion (XigXag) - Nuked Day 2
2. Ghost_403
3. Oatsmaster
4. Stutters695
5. Z-BosoN
6. Abenson ([UoN]Sentinel)
7. Meapak_Ziphh - Killed Night 1
8. Ace
9. MajuGarzett
10. Johnnywup
11. Onegu
12. Geript
13. VayneAuthority
14. Strongandbig
15. Gumshoe
16. OriginalName - lynched Day 1
17. TanGeng - Nuked Day 1
18. Xatalos - Killed Night 2
19. CaucasianAsian
20. Alakasam
21. WaveofShadow
22. jampidampi - lynched Day 2
23. raynpelikoneet - Killed Night 1
24. Nirvana.Gabo - Redirected Nuke Day 1
25. FirmTofu - Killed Night 2
26. Chezinu
27. austinmcc

On July 13 2013 22:17 geript wrote:
@@Koshi. Look I understand that you're new and/or bad and/or scum. My personal bet is new and bad considering you're making rather insane pre-flip associations. As Marv would put it, too mental to be mafia. I'll link a guide when I'm not on phone. But you really need to stay away from pre-flip associations. But basically you need to look at both sides of the argument. Not just.. This could make X person scum but also this could make X town and weigh the two.

On July 13 2013 22:58 Z-BosoN wrote:


This is the third time you mention you'd love to lynch me. While I'm flattered, what is stopping you from making a case on me? Also, why do you want to lynch me even if I'm null? Who are your top scumreads?

On July 14 2013 03:36 Z-BosoN wrote:
@Chezinu

When did you start disliking Onegu? First of all, he's not on your list:



And second of all, he wants me dead:





So it seems to me like an odd choice for you to pursue. Care to answer?

On July 12 2013 07:58 FirmTofu wrote:
If anyone cares...
My new top 3 scumreads are:
Onegu
Alakaslam
ghost_403/Koshi

If I had to add two more people, I would say gumshoe and Chezinu.

On July 14 2013 03:49 Z-BosoN wrote:


A lot of people have voted on ON and then on jampidampi.

Of all people, why choose the one that wants your top suspect dead? What sets Onegu apart for you?

On July 14 2013 03:52 Z-BosoN wrote:
Wow snb that smells so bad. Looks like you are just trying to find somewhere to park your vote and disappear again.

On July 14 2013 04:12 Z-BosoN wrote:


If I had third party nukes, I'd nuke whoever my third party objectives would dictate :D

As it stands, I'm convinced that if third party had any nukes, they have already used it.

Now if I had townie nukes, I'd prob kill gumshoe or some other lurker-with-good-chance-of-being-scum. Or even yourself, who rambles on about your stupid brotherhood the entire time ^^

What do you mean regarding "austin knows stuff"

On July 14 2013 04:33 Z-BosoN wrote:


I feel I am lost, can you link the posts your are referring to ,please?

On July 14 2013 04:43 Z-BosoN wrote:
Actually, since you decided to listen to the dead, the dead ones both wanted him dead methinks. Is this superfluity the best your order can offer?

On July 14 2013 04:53 Z-BosoN wrote:


I knows him too, but tis the sad fate of those who play mafia.

If I were you, my soft person, I would listen to the Planar Dragon. He is not as evil as you may think.

What of MG? I see indifference to him in your posts, and he's a popular lynch choice for today. Are you against it?

On July 14 2013 21:06 geript wrote:
A few things to note before I head off for D&D.

Maju has "magically" forgotten why he was suspected by many in the first place: who, how and why he chose to shoot his nuke. Xat's points on him are just gravy. I think the thing that proves Maju as scum for me is how he's approached why people think he's scum. He's taken Xat's point which are really the bread and butter for why he's a suspect but things that aren't at the core of the issue for why we're lynching him and only addresses though. Additionally, his post makes huge illogical leaps but not in any sort of illogical manner. When town loses their shit, they lose their shit baby and the bathwater. When scum "lose their shit" they have a distinct purpose in losing their shit so they don't lose they keep the bathwater while trying to toss the baby so that they look nuts. This is that exceptionally odd sense of the in between.

A few other points that should be considered with Maju, in both of his last posts he's done nothing. There's even a nuke at his head now (if that can be believed), but there's no attempt to scum hunt. There's no going back to try and figure out what points are important, what's been missed, etc. Just "dont lynch me I'm not scum" drivel.


About the nuke... I wanted to wait as long as I felt I could to address this but look at how Ace is handling the nuke he shot off. It seems very telling to me that Ace hasn't tried to move the lynch either. I don't think it's anything, but Ace who shot the nuke isn't even treating it as being real. Which I thought funny.

On July 15 2013 07:18 geript wrote:
Also, where in the fuck is chezinu

On July 16 2013 05:56 austinmcc wrote:
Mayhaps. Ace is worrisome, as are a number of other folks, but I like vayne and snb better for scum than that group, and chez much more for scum than alakaslam or onegu.

alakaslam started off slap-happy, doing all sorts of nonsense, and has dropped most of the nonsense as the game has gone on. Town started off in a good position, less good position now. His style of posting reflects that, and makes me think he's town and not posting as much silly/good-natured stuff because he's feeling less silly/happy about the game.

On July 16 2013 06:06 austinmcc wrote:
Chez makes game interesting.

Chez has been absent for a chunk of this game, or just...not really impacting it from what I can see.

Therefore, Chez isn't Chez.

So if Chez is town, because Chez isn't Chez this game, Chez isn't town.

On July 16 2013 06:06 austinmcc wrote:
Chez makes game interesting.

Chez has been absent for a chunk of this game, or just...not really impacting it from what I can see.

Therefore, Chez isn't Chez.

So if Chez is town, because Chez isn't Chez this game, Chez isn't town.

On July 16 2013 06:16 austinmcc wrote:
Nah. Just the lack of you ... doing you stuff?

Even if you were just absent yesterday, that would mean you weren't you yesterday, and weren't town yesterday, but I don't think your alignment changes, so you'd have to still be mafia?

I think that if you're you some days of this game and not you for other days of this game, you need that couch again.

On July 16 2013 06:32 austinmcc wrote:

Wasn't this the game where you laid down on Geript or someone's couch early on? You say "I think its because mafia knows I don't have anything," but what I hear is "I want to sleep with my mother, but cannot. Therefore, I feel powerless."

On July 16 2013 06:41 austinmcc wrote:
Yeah, you didn't say it, but it's the implication behind your dreams.

Sometimes a bank isn't a bank. Sometimes wishing for a nuke isn't wishing for a nuke.

On July 16 2013 06:46 VayneAuthority wrote:


you're scum or a complete fucking moron thats all I know. guess we will find out soon enough

On July 16 2013 06:52 Ace wrote:
He's saying chez is scum because chez should have voted for DI to save himself from getting lynched. Voting for ON = scum voting for anyone but his buddy.

On July 16 2013 06:54 Chezinu wrote:

You guys really don't understand that votes in the first 24 hours don't mean much. 48 hours has always been way to long. You can search my history on the matter. You will find my opinion on the matter. GO AUSTIN GO!

On May 18 2011 09:17 Chezinu wrote:

That's exactly why I wait 24 hours first for 48 hour days.

On July 16 2013 07:49 johnnywup wrote:
and did they really spell barack wrong lol

On July 16 2013 07:51 johnnywup wrote:
didn't TL PM's used to give a pop-up when you get a PM? I didn't notice the PM in time because I don't get that anymore D:

On July 16 2013 07:57 johnnywup wrote:
chezinu if you had a nuke who would you nuke?

On July 16 2013 09:02 geript wrote:

I'd nuke Ace in a heartbeat right now although I could see a reasonable argument made to nuke Stutters. How Ace handled his nuke was fucking ridiculous. I can't see any reason for how he handled it.

On July 16 2013 09:13 geript wrote:
If you nuke Ace I will give you another psychotherapy session for free *dusts off the couch*

On July 16 2013 09:17 geript wrote:
But that's very strange considering your Oedipus complex. So when was the first time you desired your mother? Was it before or after your father betrayed you?

On March 24 2008 05:12 Chezinu wrote:


You guys should listen to him even if you are suspicious of Ace
at the very least PM him something like this:



That way he will lynch in-actives again - you know how well that works!

On November 08 2008 13:44 Ace wrote:
oh noes!

one more time!

people listen to me!



A spectre is haunting Teamliquid—the spectre of Mafia. All the Powers of gg.net and Teamliquid have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Ace and other mafioso, the scourges of freedom and twinkies.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as Mafia by its opponents in power? Where is the Opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Mafia, against the more advanced opposing townies, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

I will tell you where they are.

Dead.

Dead by the very hands that write you this note.

Empyrean
Caller
Fishball
some other guy I can't remember right now

And if you want to live. You should follow my advice. Play your role accordingly, and we won't have to kill you by accident. If you are confused about your role, then let me spell it out for you:

I. Mafia,Townies(Vanilla) and "The Blues"

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.
Mafia and Towny, blue vs green, red vs blue, McDonalds vs Burger King, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary re-constitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.

My dear green townies, do you not see what they are doing? The Blues are thine enemy! They have oppressed you for hours! Taunting and teasing you about their status, their so called "roles". They think they are better than you! They even feel as if they DERSERVE and have the god given right to live longer than you my friends! They want you take the bullets, but will not speak up and fight the good fight! They want to take the credit for doing easy things like "investigating" but will not man up and make a single POST in unison with you! They tell you how to vote, who to vote for, and if you aren't careful where you can stick your wee-wee and in what! They call you stupid when you are just trying to help! What kind of world is this!? A man wants to be a hero but is not willing to be the martyr!?

RUBBISH I SAY! They are COWARDS!

Reds and Greens! We can win this together! They call us your enemy, but we are your friends! We come to liberate, not decapitate. The blues are hiding amongst you trying to tell you they will give you their lives - but it is the opposite! 1 blue man dared to spit on my good name, and he cost 4 greens their lives. My friends, together we can rout these devils out!

If you are with me, to fight the good fight, and free ourselves of this oppressive blue state then holla if you hear me!

*crowd goes wild*

LET US MOVE FORTH IN THIS NEW MOVEMENT!
LET THE BELLS OF FREEDOM RING!
LET US MARCH ON TO VICTORY!
AND THIS, THIS NEW DAY IN HISTORY, THIS NEW RISING OF THE WORKING CLASS WE SHALL CALL - THE MAFIA MANIFESTO!

Amen.

~ Kace Marx



Follow me for the path to hell victory!

On November 08 2008 16:05 Chezinu wrote:
I hereby speak to up hold the last words of Ace,

We, the greens, shall unite with red to eliminate our common enemy! For we greens are tools and are subject to be enslaved by either to the reds or blues! We have a choice. We need change! Our previous government has failed us because our mayor neglected to negotiate peace! We need better diplomatic polices! Government need to have more control! With this alliance we will be united together! Red and green! We shall be melted together and form a brown state. I am no longer a green, but a brown.

Hear me my fellow mafia!

Uphold the values set by Ace and declare yourself and fight the good fight! For we brown don’t coward, but we openly reveal ourselves! Unlike like to cowardly blues! The blues talk only about sadness and complain only about the lost of their own kind. We lost 5 great men. 4 of which were greens that weren’t even mourned for. I hereby declare a moment of silence for the greens and reds we have lost…
(please stop reading for a few seconds, show some respect)
Mafia if you know what is best, you will send a pm revealing yourself so that we can united together, not as reds or greens. But become one, a solid color that will not disperse from any solvent polar or non-polar. Brown
From this day forward, we shall be known as the BROWN MANIFESTO!
Now I will turn over the floor to [GiTM]-Ace

PS. Please march around the streets wearing brown.

edit: for further information on the color brownClick Here!

On July 16 2013 09:38 geript wrote:
But to be like him would to be evil, for he is evil. Have you seen his manifesto? He is the father of evil and should you want to be as great as him then you will need to kill him first before you can step out of his shadow.

On July 16 2013 10:10 geript wrote:

I know your mother, just as you do. Once you have paid the cost for your therapy I shall tell you.

On July 16 2013 10:26 geript wrote:
You must kill your father

On July 16 2013 10:30 geript wrote:

Search your feelings... You know it to be true.

On July 16 2013 11:14 Ace wrote:
what is this guy talking about

On July 16 2013 11:18 Ace wrote:
jesus

/facepalm

On July 16 2013 11:25 Ace wrote:
Chezinu, johnny is your father now

On July 16 2013 11:33 geript wrote:

Johnny is the man who betrayed and murdered your mother.

On July 16 2013 11:39 geript wrote:

Ace is your father. But you are destined to surpass him. You only need pull the trigger and I shall tell you who your mother is and where you can find her.

On July 16 2013 11:50 geript wrote:

Because you know in your heart that your Father has done nothing but lie to you, disown you and tried to strangle you when you were yet a babe. Should you remember our counselling sessions, your therapy, you would realize that I want nothing but that which is good for you and this town.

On July 16 2013 11:55 geript wrote:
Now Chezinu... if you continue to play these games then I may end up taking your mother's name to the grave with me.

On July 16 2013 11:57 geript wrote:
Once you launch it, I will tell you who your mother is.

On July 16 2013 12:02 geript wrote:
Tell me about your dream? What was it like? Did you kill your father in it?

On July 16 2013 12:09 geript wrote:
You're here for therapy dear. You didn't want to kill your father. And you seemingly did not want to kill me. Who did you want to kill?

On July 16 2013 12:18 geript wrote:

See... you already have a son or a grand son. Your family is already forming Chezinu. You just need take your place at its head.

On July 16 2013 12:26 johnnywup wrote:
okay this is intriguing and everything but this is really detracting from, I dunno, winning...

maybe maju is town and is correct in nuking you geript.