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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-06 07:30:33
July 06 2013 07:28 GMT
#131
read title and war never changes!

/in

will readskim op now.

Edit: just skimmed it! Just so you guys know, I am neither affirming nor denying the fact that I my have dodged a nuke before.
lol, clueless in The Prism!
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 06 2013 23:19 GMT
#268
On July 07 2013 07:59 Ace wrote:
how do we win this game?

Greetings Father,

I'm am Chezinu Isunizehc. Do you remember me? I know its been a while since you have last seen me, but I am in grave need right now. I have found out there are individuals that wish my termination and rumors that they have spoken about nuking me. For your image, you must save me. If you can't save your son, what will people think? I know you hate me and think of me as a monster, but the best thing to do right now is the hide this monster in your vault. Periodically, you can allow me to speak with the people to prove that I am safe. I know a deserve worse in your eyes, but the people and I leave you know choice.

Your Monster,

Chezinu Isunizehc
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 06 2013 23:38 GMT
#296
People,

War.. it has started once again...Winter is coming, but it ain't going to be cold except in the hearts of men. There is a way to change what seems destine to come. Following our Great Leader Ace, will lead us to victory. Obeying my father and I will change the weather for the better! Let death not stop you and rise!

Long live Ace!

Chezinu Isunizehc
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 00:20 GMT
#338
On July 07 2013 09:00 Ace wrote:
You already know I don't give strong reads most of the time so don't act surprised.






I consider Xatalos town atm by the way



Father...

Is this how you treat my enemies!?!?! You DonT CARE ABOUT ME DO YOU!!! I HATE YOU!! I HATE!!! *cries* WELL IF YOU DON"T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS I WILL!!! *runs*


War....war never changes


On July 07 2013 07:07 Xatalos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2013 07:04 raynpelikoneet wrote:
I will roleclaim!

I am The Defender Of The House Of Chezinu!

My objective is to kill all those who oppose the almighty GOD!
Therefore, as said, i will revenge-nuke anyone who is going to oppose the truth. Don't push me!

For mother Russia! For victory! For Chezinu!


##Nuke: Chezinu


Chezinu Rulez! So don't break Chezinu's Rule.

##Nuke: Xatalos

and remember,

Style before Victory.
+ Show Spoiler +
centering quotes look cool. Let's start a fashion trend!
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 02:04 GMT
#402
On July 07 2013 09:49 austinmcc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2013 09:29 raynpelikoneet wrote:
vayne try to make some sense if you are town. This is the fucking worst nuke of the century.

Show nested quote +
On July 07 2013 09:26 VayneAuthority wrote:
It's probably a bad idea to do the fake nukes as it narrows down for scum who actually has a nuke when your fake nuke doesn't work. However, his other post was nonsensical, that's true.

At least that's my opinion, which is probably wrong.
This was actually an original thought posted in thread on that page.

Also, as a note, now that we've seen a nuke. If you think you know all sorts of stuff about the nukes in this game, you're probably horribly, horribly wrong. Game themed around nukes. OP mentions different types of nukes, multi-nukers, and we could easily see dud nukes/nuke retargeters/silent nukes/whatever. You can't freak out because chez shot a nuke, that's...sort of what this game is about. Nor do you know if it will land, or where, or anything. So knock it off with the caps and the freaking out.



way to ruin the surprise...How did you know?
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 02:09 GMT
#403
I think this is a cool video. http://www.wimp.com/unmannedrocket/

I cannot confirm nor deny anything about my nukes. I am following the rules rest assured.
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 09:12 GMT
#422
*opens his left hand and begins counting from pinking*
johnny
johnny
johnny
johnny
whups *slides finger along index finger and thumb*
johnny
whups *slides back in opposite motion toward index*
johnny
johnny
johnny
johnny

*folds arms in the coolest stance with the coolest shades with the coolest perked lips with the coolest nod as he looks around feeling accomplished*

Yeah, nukes are awesome.
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 09:21 GMT
#426
On July 07 2013 18:09 raynpelikoneet wrote:

He is a smart guy who is in some twisted way good at this shit.

If someone disagrees with me, tell me where i am wrong.


If Chezinu is so smart, how come he has never won a game that involved nukes or dayvigs?

Wait... So you are saying I'm good?

I'm the good guy.... I'm not the Monster! I'm NOT A MONSTER!!!!

Father! I'm Not A Monster! Take that inner Beast!!!!

I am a GOOD GUY!
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 09:23 GMT
#427
On July 07 2013 18:18 raynpelikoneet wrote:
Chezinu what was your motive for nuking Xatalos?
Tell me why he's mafia.

So, you are saying that Xatalos is mafia, but you want me to come up with reasons for you? You seem so certain that he is mafia in this statement.
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 09:31 GMT
#431
On July 07 2013 18:27 geript wrote:
@good guy Chezinu
I have a simple test for you, do you think you can manage that?


Monday, Jul 08 9:59pm GMT (GMT+00:00)

We may or may not have time.

Time of impacts of these nukes? I do not know. If the nukes work? I don't know. The Day 1 post had impact warnings. You probably as much as I do.
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 09:33 GMT
#433
As you can see by the launch picture, my nuke goes straight up while the latest one goes diagonal.
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 09:36 GMT
#435
On July 07 2013 18:34 geript wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2013 18:31 Chezinu wrote:
On July 07 2013 18:27 geript wrote:
@good guy Chezinu
I have a simple test for you, do you think you can manage that?


Monday, Jul 08 9:59pm GMT (GMT+00:00)

We may or may not have time.

Time of impacts of these nukes? I do not know. If the nukes work? I don't know. The Day 1 post had impact warnings. You probably as much as I do.

I need you to answer these 3 questions. And you have to be honest on them. Only Good Guy Chezinu is allowed to answer. No terrible inner beast answers.

1. Have you fired any nukes today?
2. Would you like to fire any nukes today?
3. Who would you like to fire nukes at?

1.Yes
2.No
3. The Sky!

looks where mine comes from: http://www.fas.org/

America!
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 09:38 GMT
#436
What if I told you I found some Trident gum on my shoe and then decided to launch the Trident out of my secret submarine all stealth like... well then I wouldn't need to yell out nuke...
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 09:48 GMT
#438
On July 07 2013 18:41 geript wrote:
I'm sorry your answers were incomplete. You'll have to correct refile in order to pass the test or else the America IRS might be notified of the the discrepancies which have allowed you to buy a nuke.

1. This answer was complete and has been accepted
2. This answer was incomplete. Are you trying to say that despite the fact that you have fired a nuke today you didn't want to fire a nuke today? Were you coerced into firing a nuke? What led up to you firing the nuke?
3. The Sky is not a "who" the sky is a "what." I know that english isn't quite your native language but you will need to come up with "proper names" for a the "who" that you would like to fire nukes at.

Also, don't forget to sign your name and date at the bottom or else you may not receive credit.

2.No, Yes, Yes
3.The Living
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 10:04 GMT
#440
[image loading]


Are you tried of waiting? Do you want nuke contracts to be fulfilled before Daybreak? Then Chezinu Banking has the solution for you! Chezinu banking provides Real Time contracts. These contracts enable members to make deals of abstract thought without having to pay a heavy price nor having to wait. With Chezinu Banking, not only do we guarantee instance gratification of real time contract, but we can rest assure that the consequences of a broken contract will be followed through by the end of the day!

Name: Currency Exchange
Cost: 25,000 Nuka'Chez caps
Use: To gain 100,000,000 Cheznos
Form:+ Show Spoiler +
Payment can be made through CBS Banking



Name: The Real Time Contract
Cost: 10,000 Cheznos for each player
Use: To transfer items, goods, services, or anything else between two players
Form:+ Show Spoiler +

[Party 1]
[Terms]

[Party 2]
[Terms]

For example
Chezinu
Pay 2,000,000 Cheznos
Artanis[Xp]
Kill Foolishness before the start of day 3


Name: Formal Complaint
Cost: Free
Use: To punish someone for break a real time contract
Form:+ Show Spoiler +

Name: [Name]
Contract: [Contract]
Violation: [Violation]


For example:
Name: Chezinu
Contract:
Show nested quote +
Chezinu
Pay 2,000,000 Cheznos
Artanis[Xp]
Kill Foolishness before the start of day 3

Violation: It's day 3 right now. Foolishness is alive


What can be used as proof: Things Chezinu Banking can see, IE who's alive, who voted for what ect ect. In addition Posts by the persons in the transaction can be used as proof.[/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE]
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 10:29 GMT
#442
Abenson
Z-BosoN

hello?
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 10:37 GMT
#445
On July 07 2013 19:33 jampidampi wrote:
@Chezinu
Any reason to exclude SnB and ghost?

they had another post aside from /in. didn't check dates
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 07 2013 10:40 GMT
#446
So.. you guys want to play a game?
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 08 2013 02:19 GMT
#726
On July 08 2013 08:59 Z-BosoN wrote:
Why is no one saying hi to me?

Hi I'm Chezinu!
lol, clueless in The Prism!
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 08 2013 02:22 GMT
#729
On July 08 2013 11:21 Ace wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 08 2013 11:19 Chezinu wrote:
On July 08 2013 08:59 Z-BosoN wrote:
Why is no one saying hi to me?

Hi I'm Chezinu!


Why did you nuke Xatalos? A real answer please

Austin knows.
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