Bureaucracy Mafia! - Page 17

Hired hit man (dreamflower)

You are an evil, evil, bureaucrat, employed in human resources. The ruthless and efficient company managers wish to promote efficiency and productivity...by killing their most unproductive employees! Luckily you are the man for the job. Once per game, you may assassinate a fellow employee by poisoning the office coffee machine. But there's a catch: if you accidentally kill an innocent civilian employee, the comapny will betray you and deny that you ever worked for them, forcing you to jump off the building to avoid a trial (commit suicide). On the other hand, if you manage to poison a company employee (mafia), your boss will arrange to have the company lawyer blame it on a crazed Occupy Wall Street protestor and reward you with your coworker's (quite generous) pension (in others words, live and look awesome). Naturally, you do not have to use your power.

You win with the mafia and report to the Chairman of the Board.

Here is the green town pm for your information:

Entrepeneurial employee

You are an entrepeneurial and innovative employee. Although you have no special power or authority, you are a lively and hard working employee. Fortunately, the evil bureaucrats haven't tried to stifle your creativity...yet. You win with the town.

11. Breadcrumbing the specific phrasing of your role PM. Do not compare the phrasing in your role PM to prove your alignment. You can claim the abilities you have, but you can't use the specific phrasing of your role PM.

On July 30 2012 14:34 Probulous wrote:
I think we have confirmation bias here because Chez interpreted the message that way. FALSE

Unfortunately/Fortunately for them Chez thought it was from Katina. FALSE

Oh and Chez is town, like seriously, he is town. TRUE

I love this town, can I stay here forever

On July 30 2012 14:39 Probulous wrote:
GAAAH

Troll-ception

So Chez knew scum was messaging him so he sent a trollage PM to mess with them? Can you explain plz...

On July 24 2012 06:35 Chezinu wrote:
Chaos haters:





Reading Palmar's Day 1 posts makes it seems like he wants to get lynched. VI, mafia that has one immune lynch, or some lynching mechanism...

On July 18 2012 12:36 Chezinu wrote:
I told my minions to kill BH today and gonzaw tomorrow. But it seems they want to kill gonzaw now... Oh why did I have to rage at gonzaw and in turn began the wagon..

On July 30 2012 17:59 Bill Murray wrote:
shew i just realized i had layabout and gonzaw on my town lists
of course i didnt expect 2 mafia wagons on d1
ive been reading the thread for like an hour
i feel more solid on syllogism as town, and for some reason on d1 i felt like only chez/bh one could be maf
so i guess chez is town

On August 01 2012 02:44 Q-bert-Z wrote:
I am under the command of Chezinu every game I play. It's not game specific.

The post in which I posted about America, to my chagrin, is actually just as much of a coincidence as my post about a mole. I said America, because I like emulating certain people, in that case, I wanted to make flamewheel my cat. Nothing was intended beyond that, though I'm laughing right now because it really does look like I know a lot of the hidden roles.

I really wasn't trying to crumb anything in there.

On August 01 2012 04:42 Keirathi wrote:
I agree, super fun game to obs. The amount of chaos was crazy.

Also, that was a really impressive string of mafia lynches :o

On August 01 2012 11:18 Probulous wrote:
That's why I love playing with a town VE. Paranoia overwhelming. It keeps people honest and it separates the scum from the town.

ROFL I sided with Foolishness and pushed Syllo Day 1 but was never a real lynch prospect.