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Jugan
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On January 28 2010 16:45 CynanMachae wrote: Ahhh I knew it made more sense like this lol. And while we're at it: 1 of 1 Sheriff remains I think we are down to 0 :o Wrong! For YOU HAVE INHERETED THE POWER OF DAS SHERIFF! | ||
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citi.zen
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Ok, let me answer this with respect to you. 1. Strong clue link - look at the freaking picture: On January 27 2010 06:45 Ng5 wrote: Wait a minute... I don't know much about wrestling, but... Someone could look into it. A wrestler! It's usual in wrestling to grab the other's face trying to hit them to solid objects, no? Or some kind of modern-age gladiator 'reality show'? There was also one with... Bucket heads and blunt objects trying to push each other off of planks into water, no? It could fit the... Geez. It could fit the PAIL! There was this gladiator or what show. They had bucket-helmets like those from rugby and they tried to kick each other off of planks (pails) into water or nets or whatever. And then there's the wrestler thing. It could be two mafia members, but both worth researching I think. With keywords like... Sledgehammer... Barbaric... Or animalistic? Again it takes a lot of strength to grab someone by the head... Wait... I just google image findered Mystlord and what did it drop right off the bat? Mystlord Hammer. Bucket helm. Even if the post wasn't made by a user called Mystlord. It was dropped to a Mystlord search. 2. Shady posting behavior from the start, which got a LOT worse in the past 2 days. After my post on page 74 you should have read the writing on the wall and given up on DrH. The same goes for your mafia team-mates - sadly you guys just fell apart. After the votes/evidence started to pile in, you STILL argued. You bring up repeatedly the supposed "solution" of lynching keit first to "prove" DrH is not red. Even freaking DrH had given up at that point man - he stopped posting because he knew it was over! Even after that, you continue to claim we should not double-lynch, using nonsensical arguments and pointing fingers at the same players DrH obsessively attacked for many days now. Give me a break - this is not even subtle. I don't have the patience to copy/paste - anyone interested read from page 74 onwards. You are getting vigilante hit tonight. GG man, I feel there wasn't anything you could do, the entire team strategy lost you the game. | ||
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citi.zen
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Yes, keit. Let us track the mafia's attitude towards him in this game. The first mention of keit, after the day 1 clues, comes from our now deceased bodyguard (cheers buddy): On January 20 2010 12:24 blue_arrow wrote: I glanced through everybody's profiles as well, and I can confirm with DH that there are no obvious references to monkeys. Although, I couldn't find anything relating to apples or cooked pigs. But while scrolling through everyone's profiles, on a completely off-the-side thinking, and continuing with my possibly-incorrect golden monkeys, I'm begining to suspect keit. Here are my reasons: -keit has a bunch of pictures of the cookie monster in his profile -the golden monkey was thought to be a subspecies of Blue Monkey -the cookie monster has always reminded me of a monkey (albeit tailess, blue, and on crack) -blue monkeys and golden monkeys eat fruit, possibly referring to apples, although i'm pretty sure apples aren't part of these monkey's normal diets -the cookie monster eats his food by shoving it down his throat quickly and violently of course, this is all speculation on my part. Objectively speaking, I myself believe this 'analysis' isn't very convincing given the degree of speculation. Who responds to this man's reasonable accusation? Surprise!!! The very next post is from DrH. Now, if keit was not mafia, DrH would at least accept that there is a possible connection there. Instead, he says this: On January 20 2010 12:26 DoctorHelvetica wrote: The cookie monster isn't a monkey and he eats cookies not fruit. the cookie monster reminds me more of a retarded bear or something Um... yeah, retarded bear alright. Later on, DrH starts to feel the heat. Knowing full well DrH has left too much of a paper trail, the mafia tries desperately to build a strong alibi for him and decides to sacrifice keit. So suddenly, the entire team starts to claim that either DrH is red or keit is red. After all, they have been attacking each other. Fail. keit is mafia. | ||
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There is just too much information pointing to the mafia now. | ||
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citi.zen
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Hyperbola 1. Clue link: please review his profile pictures, then read this: Walking home from the post-election celebration, a slightly tipsy blue_arrow was whistling tunelessly to himself in the violet dusk. After a block or two, he noticed the sound of someone shuffling behind him. Though unnerved, he tried to shrug it off and started walking faster. The shuffling did not speed up in response, and blue_arrow felt safer the further he walked from his follower. As the streetlamps flickered on one by one, he took a quick peek behind him. One glimpse of his follower's frightening appearance was enough to clear his mind and convince him the Mafia was after him. Blue_arrow took off running. Sweat dripped off his forehead and fear spurred him to achieve near-Olympian speed as he sprinted for his life. He flew past several blocks in a few minutes, but always he could hear his attacker plodding relentlessly after him. Finally, the exhausted blue_arrow slumped against a lamppost, so worn out by his headlong dash that he couldn't move another step. All he could do was watch with mounting dread as his entirely unperturbed attacker caught up to blue_arrow and strangled him to death. 2. Forum posts First mention of him as a suspect - our Mayor: On January 20 2010 12:58 meeple wrote: I think those types of classifications are too vague... Hyperbola is a math term, so that could be construed as cold and calculating as well. Guess who wrote the very next post? Why, the ever-present DrH of course! This is what he tells us: On January 20 2010 13:00 DoctorHelvetica wrote: Maybe. The apple reference is what stood out to me the most, so I think I just really want to connect that to something. Although it definitely is, something. The StimiLant/Tea connection seems the most solid to me though. Right, my mistake there are other stronger clues. Lets move it along then, since we next have Hyperbola's only "real" attempt to solev the mystery. Check out the high powered arguments he finds, many days into the game: On January 21 2010 03:34 Hyperbola wrote: Hello everybody, how's it going. As there are no real viable suspects to lynch yet I have decided to compile some clues I was thinking about: 1. “The killer blocked Kennigit's blade with an apple that had had fallen out of the refrigerator and swiftly proceeded to shove the remains of the apple down Kennigit's throat before throwing him out the window.” This clue in particular caught my eye. Something of importance along the lines of an apple, forbidden fruit maybe? Anyways... possible suspects: skronch - Really no other reason than his name. As he does not have any text or images in his profile, his name is the only thing that could be used as a clue. And “skronch” sounds like the sound one makes when eating the apple. The_Master – A little weak but blocking a knife attack with a fruit and then killing the assailant with it takes a lot of skill. Besides his name, his quote is: “[CPL]Master on team Prodigies!” 2. “Two newcomers strode inside.” This one I actually have a firm belief on. Abenson – His profile text. + Show Spoiler + Hello! I'm Abenson, an E-/D-/D zerg player who just started playing Starcraft December 2009... I'm actually a noob, so please bear with me if I ask stupid questions or seems inexperienced :D Note: Iccup ID: xNoobZerg This seems to suggest that he is very new at the game, a newcomer. 3. “With that, he launched himself forward at the three town leaders, lifting his fists and taunting them with strange barbaric noises.” citi.zen – I don't mean to infringe on anyone's campaign but his quote: Aut viam inveniam, aut faciam. Sounds like someone babbling something nonsensical. I wasn't able to find a translation so correct me if I'm wrong. StimiLant – Again, not much to work with in his profile. Sounds like the person screaming was using stimulants? 4. “The second Mafia member glared at Qatol in disgust and contempt. "Vile, dirty scum," he muttered, shuddering.” meeple – This one is a bit of long shot + Show Spoiler + A marine approached a hooker Who had once been quite the looker (Well before a thousand took her), "Carnal bride, On the planet of Tarsonis, Whores are known to earn a bonus If they cast protection's onus Far aside." That pecuniary offer From the horny private's coffer Held appeal. She let him boff her Very long. In their frenzied copulation, She released an infestation On his dong. Once their sex was interrupted With his manmeat thus corrupted, Sunken colonies erupted At its base. The marine observed his error With a look of pallid terror On his face. Having waived his sole protection, He was led by his erection By the Swarm, in the direction Of his watch. Twenty soldiers of his nation Perished in precise formation To the massive conflagration From his crotch. Should you seek a lady's graces, Plasma-shield your nether places, Sheath your psi blades, cast a stasis On your probe. If you can't resist temptation, Just resort to masturbation. Don't disrobe. The poem in the profile briefly focuses on an old prostitute that infested the marine's cock. That's all I got. I think we should really come to a decision soon though. Poor guy can't even find a translation of my profile quote! I am sure he tried to google it, read previous posts trying to find anything about it and so on, he must have tried to click that damn wikipedia page explaining the quote. Unfortunately he came up with NOTHING, so naturally the whole thing sounds nonsensical and barbaric. Good solid find, worth posting together with the other gems! Now, at the time, I read his big post and scratched my head. Guess who tried to 'splain it to me: On January 21 2010 04:00 DoctorHelvetica wrote: lol. well, the mayor will go with whoever fits best. I'd say that is hobbes at this point, maybe stimilant. I think he's trying to add new speculation rather than pontificate on old ones. We've already said about everything there is to say about hobbes/ghote/etc. at this point, so it's good that he is avoiding redundancy. Thanks DrH, that explanation really helped. Nail Hyperbola, that is. If this is not enough read his posts after page 74... see how he reacts. Byebye Hyperbola, you are getting 2x lynched with keit, right after Mystlord is getting vigilante hit. | ||
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Jugan
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citi.zen
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And as I said, if you want, read everything after page 74 of the forum. Pay attention to their reaction. If you cannot figure it out I cannot help you. | ||
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Jugan
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citi.zen
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On January 29 2010 02:32 Jugan wrote: So let me get this straight. You're basing your accusation of hyperbola on a short post that DrH made in attempt to look like he was analyzing and contributing? There are a multitude of better candidates at the moment than Keit and Hyperbola. You're just aggressively pointing fingers because you think you've got everything figured out, when in reality you're not looking at things objectively. You're just seeing what you want to see. Read/comp problems much? Hyperbola states he cannot find a translation of my sig quote, and thus it sounds barbaric and nonsensical (try googling it for yourself). And he is always defended by DrH. And he defends him back. And there is a clue link. Sorry to pick on you... I guess there just isn't anyone else left to argue with. | ||
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Jugan
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Some one can't find a translation for a quote in a foreign language and that's supposed to mean something? Clues aren't based on posts genius. And you claim DrH is defending Hyperbola when he talks about the apple and implicates Keit when he doesn't even MENTION hyperbola? I've looked at your "evidence" and you've just made a story and found posts and tried to make those posts fit into your story. Mystlord's post seems geniune - I can understand where he came from, he even explained his reasoning and how there may have been a hole in it. Does this mean he's innocent? Not necessarily, but the posts you are referring to uses semi-rational reasoning, even if it is slightly flawed. The point is: you're wrong, and stop calling people out on the thread. | ||
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He just threw together that post to try to blend in. Look at the other people he lists: skronch - (dead now and not mafia) The_Master - he sees a connection between “[CPL]Master on team Prodigies!” and killing someone with an apple. Solid, right? Abenson - dead / blue myself - (covered above - he can't find stranslation) Stimilant - half decent at the time, but nothing since fits + DrH pretty much exhorated him in my eyes meeple – because "The poem in the profile briefly focuses on an old prostitute that infested the marine's cock." Err?!?? This is not a person ernestly trying to interpret the clues. This is a person pretending to do so to look half-active and making sure not to incriminate other mafia. If you cannot see this I cannot help you. In fact, I don't think anyone can. | ||
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Jugan
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On January 29 2010 03:00 citi.zen wrote: This is not a person ernestly trying to interpret the clues. You mean like how you're pointing fingers based on ridiculous assumptions and posts that you force to fit your story? Your evidence is shabby at best, and you're trying to convict someone because they couldn't find a translation to your quote AND you're being a douche about it. Yeah way to be ignorant man. I hope we lynch everyone that you pointed fingers at, and they turn up blue. | ||
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[NyC]HoBbes
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citi.zen
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Jugan
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On January 29 2010 03:17 [NyC]HoBbes wrote: Hyperbola has been inactive the entire game, losing him wouldn't really be a problem even if he was green. If he is blue and laying low, he can go to citizen, who is proven not mafia, and explain the situation. Yeah except that 1) citizen is fucking nuts and won't even listen at all. 2) If he is "inactive"... there are better targets. If he is "laying low"... there are better targets. [insert bad excuse to lynch hyperbola here]... there are better targets. | ||
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