Incognito's TL Mafia XVI - Page 81

On January 28 2010 16:45 CynanMachae wrote:
Ahhh I knew it made more sense like this lol.

And while we're at it:
1 of 1 Sheriff remains

I think we are down to 0 :o

On January 28 2010 14:51 Mystlord wrote:

Reasoning? I'm interested.

On January 27 2010 06:45 Ng5 wrote:


Wait a minute...

I don't know much about wrestling, but... Someone could look into it. A wrestler! It's usual in wrestling to grab the other's face trying to hit them to solid objects, no? Or some kind of modern-age gladiator 'reality show'? There was also one with... Bucket heads and blunt objects trying to push each other off of planks into water, no? It could fit the... Geez.

It could fit the PAIL! There was this gladiator or what show. They had bucket-helmets like those from rugby and they tried to kick each other off of planks (pails) into water or nets or whatever.

And then there's the wrestler thing. It could be two mafia members, but both worth researching I think.

With keywords like... Sledgehammer... Barbaric... Or animalistic?

Again it takes a lot of strength to grab someone by the head...

Wait... I just google image findered Mystlord and what did it drop right off the bat?

Mystlord

Hammer.

Bucket helm.

Even if the post wasn't made by a user called Mystlord. It was dropped to a Mystlord search.

On January 28 2010 15:30 meeple wrote:


keit?

On January 20 2010 12:24 blue_arrow wrote:
I glanced through everybody's profiles as well, and I can confirm with DH that there are no obvious references to monkeys. Although, I couldn't find anything relating to apples or cooked pigs.

But while scrolling through everyone's profiles, on a completely off-the-side thinking, and continuing with my possibly-incorrect golden monkeys, I'm begining to suspect keit.

Here are my reasons:
-keit has a bunch of pictures of the cookie monster in his profile
-the golden monkey was thought to be a subspecies of Blue Monkey
-the cookie monster has always reminded me of a monkey (albeit tailess, blue, and on crack)
-blue monkeys and golden monkeys eat fruit, possibly referring to apples, although i'm pretty sure apples aren't part of these monkey's normal diets
-the cookie monster eats his food by shoving it down his throat quickly and violently

of course, this is all speculation on my part. Objectively speaking, I myself believe this 'analysis' isn't very convincing given the degree of speculation.

On January 20 2010 12:26 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The cookie monster isn't a monkey

and he eats cookies not fruit. the cookie monster reminds me more of a retarded bear or something

Walking home from the post-election celebration, a slightly tipsy blue_arrow was whistling tunelessly to himself in the violet dusk. After a block or two, he noticed the sound of someone shuffling behind him. Though unnerved, he tried to shrug it off and started walking faster. The shuffling did not speed up in response, and blue_arrow felt safer the further he walked from his follower. As the streetlamps flickered on one by one, he took a quick peek behind him. One glimpse of his follower's frightening appearance was enough to clear his mind and convince him the Mafia was after him. Blue_arrow took off running. Sweat dripped off his forehead and fear spurred him to achieve near-Olympian speed as he sprinted for his life. He flew past several blocks in a few minutes, but always he could hear his attacker plodding relentlessly after him. Finally, the exhausted blue_arrow slumped against a lamppost, so worn out by his headlong dash that he couldn't move another step. All he could do was watch with mounting dread as his entirely unperturbed attacker caught up to blue_arrow and strangled him to death.

On January 20 2010 12:58 meeple wrote:


I think those types of classifications are too vague... Hyperbola is a math term, so that could be construed as cold and calculating as well.

On January 20 2010 13:00 DoctorHelvetica wrote:


Maybe. The apple reference is what stood out to me the most, so I think I just really want to connect that to something. Although it definitely is, something.

The StimiLant/Tea connection seems the most solid to me though.

On January 21 2010 03:34 Hyperbola wrote:
Hello everybody, how's it going. As there are no real viable suspects to lynch yet I have decided to compile some clues I was thinking about:

1. “The killer blocked Kennigit's blade with an apple that had had fallen out of the refrigerator and swiftly proceeded to shove the remains of the apple down Kennigit's throat before throwing him out the window.”

This clue in particular caught my eye. Something of importance along the lines of an apple, forbidden fruit maybe? Anyways... possible suspects:

skronch - Really no other reason than his name. As he does not have any text or images in his profile, his name is the only thing that could be used as a clue. And “skronch” sounds like the sound one makes when eating the apple.

The_Master – A little weak but blocking a knife attack with a fruit and then killing the assailant with it takes a lot of skill. Besides his name, his quote is: “[CPL]Master on team Prodigies!”



2. “Two newcomers strode inside.”

This one I actually have a firm belief on.

Abenson – His profile text.
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This seems to suggest that he is very new at the game, a newcomer.



3. “With that, he launched himself forward at the three town leaders, lifting his fists and taunting them with strange barbaric noises.”

citi.zen – I don't mean to infringe on anyone's campaign but his quote: Aut viam inveniam, aut faciam. Sounds like someone babbling something nonsensical. I wasn't able to find a translation so correct me if I'm wrong.

StimiLant – Again, not much to work with in his profile. Sounds like the person screaming was using stimulants?



4. “The second Mafia member glared at Qatol in disgust and contempt. "Vile, dirty scum," he muttered, shuddering.”

meeple – This one is a bit of long shot
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The poem in the profile briefly focuses on an old prostitute that infested the marine's cock.

That's all I got. I think we should really come to a decision soon though.

On January 21 2010 04:00 DoctorHelvetica wrote:


lol. well, the mayor will go with whoever fits best. I'd say that is hobbes at this point, maybe stimilant.



I think he's trying to add new speculation rather than pontificate on old ones. We've already said about everything there is to say about hobbes/ghote/etc. at this point, so it's good that he is avoiding redundancy.

On January 29 2010 02:32 Jugan wrote:
So let me get this straight. You're basing your accusation of hyperbola on a short post that DrH made in attempt to look like he was analyzing and contributing? There are a multitude of better candidates at the moment than Keit and Hyperbola. You're just aggressively pointing fingers because you think you've got everything figured out, when in reality you're not looking at things objectively. You're just seeing what you want to see.

On January 29 2010 03:17 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
Hyperbola has been inactive the entire game, losing him wouldn't really be a problem even if he was green. If he is blue and laying low, he can go to citizen, who is proven not mafia, and explain the situation.