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United States15536 Posts
Hello there. My name is AsmodeusXI. You may not have heard of me, but that's not important. What's important is that I'm a messenger. A soothsayer. A prophet. One who speaks all that is truth and naught of lies.
Stay a while, and listen.
Some of you may be watching the LCS tournament. Some of you may be wondering who's going to win the LCS. Some of you might even think that your favorite team is going to take the LCS trophy. Perhaps you're a fan of Team Stream More, Complete Loser Guys, or whatever fucking team this guy is on.
Well, you're wrong. You're all wrong. "BUT NO ASMO," you exclaim, "YR A SCRUB IF YOU DONT THINK TSM/CLG/DIGNITAS/WTF-EVER WILL WIN. WHAT A FKNOOB. GO BACK TO REDDIT." Clearly you think your team is better than mine. Is that so? Really?
IS YOUR TEAM BETTER THAN FIRE?
This isn't your grandmother's Hype Thread. This isn't an SC2 Hype Thread. This is a thread built from the strength and wisdom of humans, yordles, and ravenous Void Monsters. This thread is mightier than Garen's thighs and more fabulous than Taric's wardrobe. This thread does not retreat. This thread purges the unjust. This thread punches first and asks questions while punching.
THIS IS WHY CURSE GAMING WILL WIN THE LCS.
Your Skills Are Inferior
In Season 2, there were Three. A Troika, if you will. They were strong, but that was the past. Their strength is that of an age of eSports long gone. They have grown soft in their dotage. They are weak and floundering, barely knowing which month's flavour they need to copy. More than that, they've torn at each other for over a year, leaving blood in the water. The Big Three should have tended to their wounds, for now, they live in shark-infested waters. Now, there can only be One. That One will be Curse, and they will RULE THEM ALL.
Be afraid.
"But... but... there are new teams in the LCS! Teams full of new talent waiting to prove themselves!" they cry. WRONG. No barely-potty trained Ranked 5v5-winning ladder warriors can stand up to the eSports colossus that is Curse! When the players of MouRN and coLon and Vulcan Science Academy were first learning how to right-click, Curse was already locked out in the freezing cold with naught but a knife and flint, commanded to survive the long weeks of winter in a forest teeming with bears. Except when these OGs of League emerged from the dark woods they wore furs and had a newfound love of bear meat. Look at the silky smooth hands of any of these new teams and tell me if they're meant for the harsh, intense, and badass progaming lifestyle. Fucking. Doubtful. There is new MEAT now in the professional LoL scene, paid for the privilege of being Curse's BACON.
Who's a Brunch Club now?
Have I not convinced you yet? Have you not seen the errors of your ways? Has the Curse gospel not yet swayed you from your path to Elo hell and on to the road of truth, majesty, and freedom? FINE, FOOLS. Feast your eyes on Curse's MEMBERS. These are the finest goddamn members you have ever seen, and if you think they look good, just wait until you see these members work.
More accurate than TRUTH
SaintVicious
(Role: Lifting)
In the legends of Ancient Greece, the Titan Atlas was punished to an eternity of holding up crushing weight of the sky. The pure heaviness of the world bent the massive superhuman, hobbling him, denying his impressive power.
SaintVicious could do that shit with one hand.
You've never seen jungling like his before. Saintvicious is a silverback, ruler of his domain through and through. He strides through his home from tree to tree, massacring invaders and denizens alike. Any who cross his lordly path are smote as if they were dust beneath an extremely angry broom. And like a silverback he has mighty arms, bestial trunks of muscle with only one purpose. It's CARRYING TEAMS LIKE A BOSS. He's stronger than forty American Gladiators combined and knows even more about benching than Elementz. He plays the biggest, baddest, ass-kickingest Champions and spends whole games smashing noobs and throwing people on his rippling, beautiful back.
Like this.
A scrub won't rip your arms out of your sockets when he loses. SaintVicious is known to do that. So don't fuck with him. He will lift you up and put you down. Into a pit. With spikes on the bottom. Made out of piranhas. It's in his backyard.
Cop
(Role: Predator)
Wind whistles through the woods. You sprint, heart beating as if there were a drum in your chest. The rest of the troop has already fallen. The first was Steve. Oh god, Steve. At one moment, there he was... laughing, joking with the rest of the boys. He was showing you a picture of his young wife and newborn son. The next moment, he fell, the blood splatter from his skull staining the cellulose smile of his loved ones. You spring into action, not realizing that Steve's death was so fast and silent that no one else had even noticed. Then Jake collapsed in a red mist, the mugs of coffee in his hands splintering into porcelain shards on the ground. That's when the screaming began. Around you your companions fled or took up arms, but all with the same result. Old Corporal Abner died with his back turned, the arrow catching him in the back of his wrinkled neck. Johnny and Matthews raised their rifles towards the unseen threat, but were cut down before they fired a shot. That's when you plunged into the tree line, running as fast as your tired legs would carry you.
We should have listened to the legends, you regret, and never entered this unholy place. That elderly woman told us that the forest was Cursed with Death, that the Mercenary was ever vigilant. Yet the Lieutenant laughed off her warnings, dismissing them as the ramblings of an old hag. We should have listened. Everyone is dead. All gone. And you know you too are being hunted, that you cannot escape. What did she call this terror? Even though you can hear no footsteps but your own, you feel them coming for you. What was the name of the infernal assassin?
"He is called Cop. And you are already dead."
Elementz
(Role: Making Cop Look Good)
"You've got to be fucking kidding me Asmo," cry the h8ers, "There's nothing you could say to convince me that Elementz is anything other than a shitty support." Oh yeah? What do you think you know about Elementz? Huh? About his true identity? About what makes him the best support that has ever and will ever exist?
Elementz is a time traveler.
Yeah, I know.
Think about it. Why would anyone facecheck a brush or miss an ult so often? Because he sees outside of time. The brush was warded and the ult was dead on... in the future. Elementz is from 2113, when League of Legends is in the national pastime and metas and Champions have evolved and multiplied to levels unfathomable to us now. Then, League will be played with virtual reality, where you are your Champion in every game. In that time, Elementz is a king of kings, son of a long line of LoL players (where he is his own ancestor). Yet he was sent back to our era to ensure the preservation of the timeline, to keep LoL on the right course. It is because he is unfamiliar with our primitive systems, and because he sees the game's future while playing, that he "appears flawed." But make no mistake: Elementz is on a level you cannot comprehend because you will be dead before it arrives. Be on the ground floor now, for those who back Elementz in the present will prosper when his family's LoL dynasty reigns.
The Return of the King.
Nyjacky
(Role: Blowing Shit Up/Being Handsome)
Hold on.
I was going to talk about Nyjacky's Mid lane play. I was going to talk about how he's a goddamn master magician, laying waste to his opponents left, right, center, up, down, backwards, forwards, past, present, future, and in several other dimensions. But fuck that.
Have you seen how fucking adorable this kid is?
Nyjacky is so freaking cute it actually blows your mind. It's not even fair that he kills it in LoL and is also fucking bishounen as shit. What even is that? That kid is just stupid handsome. No wonder he beats noobs so handly all the time: they just can't take his oppressive cuteness, so they surrender at 20 to go look in the mirror and weep. Riot is going to need to make tinted booths at Season 3 World Finals just to keep his hotness in. LISTEN TO HIM TALK. Curse has to wear earplugs when they play together so they aren't just entranced by his dulcet tones. Then, he finishes playing the game, walks out into the real world, and it's just THIS.
Every. Single. Day.
Just give up. He's too pretty. Also, better than you at AP Mid. Please.
Voyboy
(Role: God)
Voyboy has never lost a game of League of Legends. Maybe his teammates have (especially his CLG and dignitas ones). Perhaps his team has... rarely. But Voyboy has never lost. Ever. When his Nexus goes down, HE EARNS A VICTORY. When his team gets fifth place, HE RECEIVES A 1ST PLACE TROPHY AND PRIZE MONEY. When other teams receive praise for their skill and ability, THEY APOLOGIZE to Voyboy because they know that it's all a lie. This is a man so powerful, so potent, so virile in League of Legends, that the system has to take his points away when he wins. To make it fair.
Didn't even have to Photoshop this shit.
All members of Curse should be feared, but Voyboy transcends fear. He inspires awe. He is glory and joy. When you face Voyboy in his home lane, you will at least wet yourself in marvel at the sheer beauty of his play. His majesty cannot be denied. Flocks of the faithful tune into his games and weep openly at his elegance and splendor. He shines with the grandeur of ten-thousand suns. Nothing can approach his beauty, elegance, and might. Kneel before Voyboy, the Chosen One, the Top Lane Savior, He Who Channels the Glory of NA. So it is written, so it shall be done.
[i]What else do I have to say?
Rhux
(Role: Whatever the Fuck He Wants)
Rhux is an enigma. Rhux is mercurial. Rhux is everything. Rhux is nothing. Rhux is infinite. Rhux is diminuative. Rhux is order. Rhux is chaos.
Rhux is me.
Rhux is you.
NA will ask for me to save it, and I will answer 'No.'
Let me level with you.
You want to support Curse. You do. If you don't, you're just going to be sad. That's what you're giving up by supporting lesser, inferior, pathetic teams: JOY. You are asking to be depressed. And ugly. And smelly. It's just what happens to people who don't support Curse. Trust me, I know: I've seen it happen. It's not pretty.
Nothing to do with Rings
On the other hand, Curse fans are all gorgeous. We attract everyone. And I mean everyone. Valentine's Day this year was extremely difficult, if you know what I mean. We're hyper-intelligent. I can do multivariable calculus in my head. I never even took that class. I've already memorized the names of everyone who's read this thread. Their real names. Yeah, think about that. You can't do it, can you? Unless you're a Curse fan. We're also absurdly charming, charismatic, and creative, and you need no more proof of that than seeing this work of art I've created. Could you do this, Rembrandt? Doubtful. VERY doubtful. This is just science. Which, as you may gather, I can now do. Because Curse.
Curse will win the LCS. They'll stomp EVERYONE. Because they couldn't NOT do it. Even if they tried. Winning is in their blood; it comes more naturally to them than breathing. It isn't even about the LCS. It isn't even about LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, dammit. Curse will win because they are LIVING GODS. NOTHING CAN STOP THEM. NOTHING.
Join the winning side. Come away from the darkness and into the light. Don't by shy. The water's nice. You have heard the good word of Curse, and I beseech you to enter these hallowed halls. For your sake. For your fantasy team's sake. For Piltover and Demacia and Noxus and Ionia and The Void.
CURSE WILL TRIUMPH.
Special Thanks:
Neo & MoonBear (even though they are CLG fanboiz) - For taking a good ribbing, "employing" me, and going light on the hammer.
JonGalt - For creating something that I could destroy and replace with something better. Also, for genuinely good taste in music.
onlywonderboy - For causing this Curse fanboyism in the first place (probably)
A Bunch of Websites - For providing all the assets I stole to make this eSports Picasso.
Reddit - For keeping my already-superinflated ego from consuming me whole.
TeamLiquid - For providing a shelter in which these shenanigans are not merely tolerated, but encouraged.
Riot - For giving us a reason to be here in the first place.
Curse - BECAUSE FUCKING CURSE.
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United States23745 Posts
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How good does it do you to attract everyone as a Curse fan if Nyjacky's about to steal them all from you anyway?
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these just keep getting better and better XD
good job!
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Eh, didn't know something could make me dislike an NA team more than I dislike CLG and TSM. Oh, how wrong I was...
But well, those scrubs may win LCS and then be foddered to our glorious european teams and/or whichever team currently dominates Korea
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On February 17 2013 10:09 onlywonderboy wrote:
NOT BIASED AT ALL!
It's not biased if it's all true.
Curse is going to win LCS just to prove that they can.
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Nobody knows who I am but I approve this message.
CRS CRS CRS CRS
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nothing to say back, can't argue with logic and maths.
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I laughed hard at the Elementz part
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One negative I have about this thread is that when it opens up all I see is QTPie's face. Maybe spoiler it so it doesn't take away from the beauty of an otherwise enthralling thread?
CRS OR DIE
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On February 17 2013 11:08 Parnage wrote:It's not biased if it's all true. Curse is going to win LCS just to prove that they can.
Just to prove that they can't not.
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shake with the pro double negative
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CURSE OR DIE!!!
NYJACKY GO GO GO GO GO
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United States47024 Posts
This doesn't have the same flair as BW hype threads. Mostly because instead of taking real meaningful facts about a team and blowing them totally out of proportion, you're just saying nothing.
I actually think Curse deserves to win the most out of the LCS teams but this thread doesn't do them justice. 
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On February 17 2013 13:40 TheYango wrote:This doesn't have the same flair as BW hype threads. Mostly because instead of taking real meaningful facts about a team and blowing them totally out of proportion, you're just saying nothing. I actually think Curse deserves to win the most out of the LCS teams but this thread doesn't do them justice.
This hype thread was seriously lacking Nyjacky pics, and Navy Saint Vicious pics.
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United States47024 Posts
From Fana's T1 hype thread from SPL '09:
Best... Oooh Best... OSL silver medalist to JulyZerg, a ZvP guru, Best is a mixed bag of ridiculously strong skills and a few glaring deficiencies. His PvZ... Let's not go there. Oh wait, it doesn't matter anyway, since no one is stupid enough to send him out for PvZ.
His PvP is what the fuck is there even need to talk about his PvP? Yea.
His PvT is also stellar, which is why I made that steamrolling comment there. You think the game is going normally and Best might even be behind at points because he generally doesn't do flashy micro like Stork has at times and Bisu does almost daily, then the camera flashes up to the rally point outside his natural and all you hear is surprised Korean "OOOH"s going off from crowd and commentators alike because the screen is just a block of zealots and goons. It's like this kid was locked in the SKT1 basement for a few months, with his face chained to a TV playing Reach vs. Oov on Mercury over, and over, and over again. Best then proceeds to stream, no, tsunami the units into the Terran base, often directly and without arbiter assistance. Yea, it's like that.
So once again, who can beat him?
PvP: Stork and Jangbi. Oh wait, they are probably alcoholics and going through anti-depressants like kids through PEZ dispensers. Kal? Maybe. Maybe on that day your predictions will stop sucking, too. Not likely though.
PvZ: Anyone including your D- friend who compstomps. Too bad he won't be playing that.
PvT: Can you think of a Terran in the remaining teams that can reasonably take him down? You can make a case for SkyHigh, and it would be a good one if the PL finals happened a few months ago.
3-0.
The other wins should be easy to gather after that, even with a relatively stale remainder of the team. Not saying that they are bad - just not as good as these 3. Except TheZerg. TheZerg sucks.
Deliberately blowing his strengths out of proportion, intentionally downplaying his weaknesses to look like a big fanboy, and a little bit of poking fun at your own team. And of course, smack talk. It's still *meaningful*, because even though it's a hype thread, you're still saying something significant.
Voyboy has never lost a game of League of Legends. Maybe his teammates have (especially his CLG and dignitas ones). Perhaps his team has... rarely. But Voyboy has never lost. Ever. When his Nexus goes down, HE EARNS A VICTORY. When his team gets fifth place, HE RECEIVES A 1ST PLACE TROPHY AND PRIZE MONEY. When other teams receive praise for their skill and ability, THEY APOLOGIZE to Voyboy because they know that it's all a lie. This is a man so powerful, so potent, so virile in League of Legends, that the system has to take his points away when he wins. To make it fair.
All members of Curse should be feared, but Voyboy transcends fear. He inspires awe. He is glory and joy. When you face Voyboy in his home lane, you will at least wet yourself in marvel at the sheer beauty of his play. His majesty cannot be denied. Flocks of the faithful tune into his games and weep openly at his elegance and splendor. He shines with the grandeur of ten-thousand suns. Nothing can approach his beauty, elegance, and might. Kneel before Voyboy, the Chosen One, the Top Lane Savior, He Who Channels the Glory of NA. So it is written, so it shall be done.
I don't think I read a single sentence in there that actually says anything.
EDIT: Also, no Curse hype thread is complete without giving Liquid112 due credit.
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United States15536 Posts
Sry Yango. I wasn't around for the original fan threads, so my only impression of their value was this: be as ridiculous and hyperbolic as possible. And that's what I did. Because it was fun, and being a fan is like having faith: it's not about reality or facts but what makes you feel good and happy (at least to me, idk) If you have a better way of making one of these, then I'd love to see it because I have no real point of reference.
In the end, I made this because it was fun and silly and because I like Curse. And because JonGalt made a TSM one and I couldn't let that stand without a CRS one.
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I mean in this particular case, I don't even think there's a need to be hyperbolic because Curse actually has what it takes to win LCS and we can just give other teams the real talk, lol.
They have the best manager in the NA scene, and are the only team that actually can play as a team past the 30 minute mark.
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Confirming that this is indeed an awesome post.
I hopped on the Curse bandwagon alongside my underdawgs GGU.
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Is it too late to get on the curse bandwagon ?
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Fuck pro curse, the only REAL Curse team is the AHGL team.
Liquid and Pluto can carry their whole company on their backs.
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Yango, how you say there are no facts? What about this one:
"A scrub won't rip your arms out of your sockets when he loses. SaintVicious is known to do that. "
BTW, that line is when I officially decided I love this post.
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When are people gonna understand that you're supposed to make this type of post before the tournament start. Not after the team went 5-0....
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Pootie too good!4331 Posts
Woohoo! Shoutout AND Asmo likes my music?? What a wonderful day indeed.
Curse stands no chance against TSM, but this thread is awesome none the less 
Next year I will go to the internet cafe and spend 100 rand to stay there all day and make the most kickass hype thread EVER. No more of this blackberry made hype thread shit. Time to step up my game.
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Poll: Closer representation of Reality?Wave's description of Yango (26) 93% OP (2) 7% 28 total votes Your vote: Closer representation of Reality? (Vote): OP
(Vote): Wave's description of Yango
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Pootie too good!4331 Posts
Oh and Yango. You are in the right. I remember seeing those BW hype threads back in the day, and modeled my hype thread after them.
Asmo tryin' to break the hype thread meta.
Edit #1: Thread still awesome though.
Edit #2: Had to go with Yango description. Mostly because I refuse to support the completely untrue and biased information in the OP.
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On February 17 2013 17:12 TheYango wrote:
wave you're a troll
I troll only the best.
<3
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CRS best team of the WORLD
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On February 17 2013 16:54 WaveofShadow wrote:Show nested quote +On February 17 2013 16:10 CatharsisUT wrote:
Yango, how you say there are no facts? What about this one:
"A scrub won't rip your arms out of your sockets when he loses. SaintVicious is known to do that. "
BTW, that line is when I officially decided I love this post. Yango is too jaded from his years of BW. These days he sits alone in an office, calculating... Every once in a while he sees someone walk by: "Numbers?" he asks them, "Can I interest you in some calculations? I have DPS spreadsheets, efficiency charts, postgame analysis..." But people give him a look of pity and continue on, hurriedly. His home is a clutter of posters from years gone by, BW, WC3, DotA...he has seen them all come and go; each proscene a bright but brief flicker and a reminder of his tenure at Team Liquid. His reddened eyes and coarse stubble frame his haggard complexion; he appears exhausted beyond his years. Behind those features lies the knowledge of a gaming genius, though you wouldn't know it these days. He was once a man of regard; people would come to him for answers and advice and he would reward them or strike them down as was his fancy, but much like a people following an ancient deity, he soon fell out favor. No longer do the populace seek out his intelligence and good will, no longer do they ask him to bestow upon them but a brief glimpse of his timeless wisdom. Nay, with each passing day more and more visitors do not recognize his name and icon, more and more often are the oft-posed questions asked: "How do I build Riki?" or "AD or ArPen runes?" And when he does speak up, his withered voice is but an echo, a shadow of its former self and no one cocks an ear to listen.
Best post ever. Should be tagged into his profile; or stickied on the top of every GD.
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Does it have a Reddit-thread so that I can upvote something?
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I will be cursed for this.
CURSE OR DIE!!!
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I didn't even know I had those super powers from being a Curse fan. Gonna use them from now on.
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On February 17 2013 16:54 WaveofShadow wrote:Show nested quote +On February 17 2013 16:10 CatharsisUT wrote:
Yango, how you say there are no facts? What about this one:
"A scrub won't rip your arms out of your sockets when he loses. SaintVicious is known to do that. "
BTW, that line is when I officially decided I love this post. Yango is too jaded from his years of BW. These days he sits alone in an office, calculating... Every once in a while he sees someone walk by: "Numbers?" he asks them, "Can I interest you in some calculations? I have DPS spreadsheets, efficiency charts, postgame analysis..." But people give him a look of pity and continue on, hurriedly. His home is a clutter of posters from years gone by, BW, WC3, DotA...he has seen them all come and go; each proscene a bright but brief flicker and a reminder of his tenure at Team Liquid. His reddened eyes and coarse stubble frame his haggard complexion; he appears exhausted beyond his years. Behind those features lies the knowledge of a gaming genius, though you wouldn't know it these days. He was once a man of regard; people would come to him for answers and advice and he would reward them or strike them down as was his fancy, but much like a people following an ancient deity, he soon fell out favor. No longer do the populace seek out his intelligence and good will, no longer do they ask him to bestow upon them but a brief glimpse of his timeless wisdom. Nay, with each passing day more and more visitors do not recognize his name and icon, more and more often are the oft-posed questions asked: "How do I build Riki?" or "AD or ArPen runes?" And when he does speak up, his withered voice is but an echo, a shadow of its former self and no one cocks an ear to listen.
this post is better than the op
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When we say LCS, we mean LCS Na right ? Not the whole thing. Because everybody knows Curse will instantly lose against any international non NA team (aside from second knife such as SK maybe).
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Well from an outside PoV, Curse has looked like the best NA team for 1 or 2 months at least. TSM and CLG are just too caught up in drama...
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United States15536 Posts
On February 17 2013 21:47 De4ngus wrote:Show nested quote +On February 17 2013 16:54 WaveofShadow wrote:On February 17 2013 16:10 CatharsisUT wrote:
Yango, how you say there are no facts? What about this one:
"A scrub won't rip your arms out of your sockets when he loses. SaintVicious is known to do that. "
BTW, that line is when I officially decided I love this post. Yango is too jaded from his years of BW. These days he sits alone in an office, calculating... Every once in a while he sees someone walk by: "Numbers?" he asks them, "Can I interest you in some calculations? I have DPS spreadsheets, efficiency charts, postgame analysis..." But people give him a look of pity and continue on, hurriedly. His home is a clutter of posters from years gone by, BW, WC3, DotA...he has seen them all come and go; each proscene a bright but brief flicker and a reminder of his tenure at Team Liquid. His reddened eyes and coarse stubble frame his haggard complexion; he appears exhausted beyond his years. Behind those features lies the knowledge of a gaming genius, though you wouldn't know it these days. He was once a man of regard; people would come to him for answers and advice and he would reward them or strike them down as was his fancy, but much like a people following an ancient deity, he soon fell out favor. No longer do the populace seek out his intelligence and good will, no longer do they ask him to bestow upon them but a brief glimpse of his timeless wisdom. Nay, with each passing day more and more visitors do not recognize his name and icon, more and more often are the oft-posed questions asked: "How do I build Riki?" or "AD or ArPen runes?" And when he does speak up, his withered voice is but an echo, a shadow of its former self and no one cocks an ear to listen. this post is better than the op
THANKS A LOT WAVE. T_T
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for the record I like the OP, but OGs will be OGs.
sign me up, #curseordie
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Pootie too good!4331 Posts
On February 17 2013 22:57 AsmodeusXI wrote:Show nested quote +On February 17 2013 21:47 De4ngus wrote:On February 17 2013 16:54 WaveofShadow wrote:On February 17 2013 16:10 CatharsisUT wrote:
Yango, how you say there are no facts? What about this one:
"A scrub won't rip your arms out of your sockets when he loses. SaintVicious is known to do that. "
BTW, that line is when I officially decided I love this post. Yango is too jaded from his years of BW. These days he sits alone in an office, calculating... Every once in a while he sees someone walk by: "Numbers?" he asks them, "Can I interest you in some calculations? I have DPS spreadsheets, efficiency charts, postgame analysis..." But people give him a look of pity and continue on, hurriedly. His home is a clutter of posters from years gone by, BW, WC3, DotA...he has seen them all come and go; each proscene a bright but brief flicker and a reminder of his tenure at Team Liquid. His reddened eyes and coarse stubble frame his haggard complexion; he appears exhausted beyond his years. Behind those features lies the knowledge of a gaming genius, though you wouldn't know it these days. He was once a man of regard; people would come to him for answers and advice and he would reward them or strike them down as was his fancy, but much like a people following an ancient deity, he soon fell out favor. No longer do the populace seek out his intelligence and good will, no longer do they ask him to bestow upon them but a brief glimpse of his timeless wisdom. Nay, with each passing day more and more visitors do not recognize his name and icon, more and more often are the oft-posed questions asked: "How do I build Riki?" or "AD or ArPen runes?" And when he does speak up, his withered voice is but an echo, a shadow of its former self and no one cocks an ear to listen. this post is better than the op THANKS A LOT WAVE. T_T
HA. Your hype thread may have more pictures, more photoshop, and be more over the top... But mine wasn't outdone by a single Wave post.
TEEEEEEEEEEESEMMMMMMMMMMM!!! BAYLIFE BABY!
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United States15536 Posts
On February 18 2013 01:58 JonGalt wrote:Show nested quote +On February 17 2013 22:57 AsmodeusXI wrote:On February 17 2013 21:47 De4ngus wrote:On February 17 2013 16:54 WaveofShadow wrote:On February 17 2013 16:10 CatharsisUT wrote:
Yango, how you say there are no facts? What about this one:
"A scrub won't rip your arms out of your sockets when he loses. SaintVicious is known to do that. "
BTW, that line is when I officially decided I love this post. Yango is too jaded from his years of BW. These days he sits alone in an office, calculating... Every once in a while he sees someone walk by: "Numbers?" he asks them, "Can I interest you in some calculations? I have DPS spreadsheets, efficiency charts, postgame analysis..." But people give him a look of pity and continue on, hurriedly. His home is a clutter of posters from years gone by, BW, WC3, DotA...he has seen them all come and go; each proscene a bright but brief flicker and a reminder of his tenure at Team Liquid. His reddened eyes and coarse stubble frame his haggard complexion; he appears exhausted beyond his years. Behind those features lies the knowledge of a gaming genius, though you wouldn't know it these days. He was once a man of regard; people would come to him for answers and advice and he would reward them or strike them down as was his fancy, but much like a people following an ancient deity, he soon fell out favor. No longer do the populace seek out his intelligence and good will, no longer do they ask him to bestow upon them but a brief glimpse of his timeless wisdom. Nay, with each passing day more and more visitors do not recognize his name and icon, more and more often are the oft-posed questions asked: "How do I build Riki?" or "AD or ArPen runes?" And when he does speak up, his withered voice is but an echo, a shadow of its former self and no one cocks an ear to listen. this post is better than the op THANKS A LOT WAVE. T_T HA. Your hype thread may have more pictures, more photoshop, and be more over the top... But mine wasn't outdone by a single Wave post. TEEEEEEEEEEESEMMMMMMMMMMM!!! BAYLIFE BABY!
I'm going to attribute that more to Wave than you. 
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Sounds like we need a Yango vs Wave GRUDGE MATCH??????????
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yango how do i build spectre?
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Pootie too good!4331 Posts
On February 18 2013 04:26 AsmodeusXI wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2013 01:58 JonGalt wrote:On February 17 2013 22:57 AsmodeusXI wrote:On February 17 2013 21:47 De4ngus wrote:On February 17 2013 16:54 WaveofShadow wrote:On February 17 2013 16:10 CatharsisUT wrote:
Yango, how you say there are no facts? What about this one:
"A scrub won't rip your arms out of your sockets when he loses. SaintVicious is known to do that. "
BTW, that line is when I officially decided I love this post. Yango is too jaded from his years of BW. These days he sits alone in an office, calculating... Every once in a while he sees someone walk by: "Numbers?" he asks them, "Can I interest you in some calculations? I have DPS spreadsheets, efficiency charts, postgame analysis..." But people give him a look of pity and continue on, hurriedly. His home is a clutter of posters from years gone by, BW, WC3, DotA...he has seen them all come and go; each proscene a bright but brief flicker and a reminder of his tenure at Team Liquid. His reddened eyes and coarse stubble frame his haggard complexion; he appears exhausted beyond his years. Behind those features lies the knowledge of a gaming genius, though you wouldn't know it these days. He was once a man of regard; people would come to him for answers and advice and he would reward them or strike them down as was his fancy, but much like a people following an ancient deity, he soon fell out favor. No longer do the populace seek out his intelligence and good will, no longer do they ask him to bestow upon them but a brief glimpse of his timeless wisdom. Nay, with each passing day more and more visitors do not recognize his name and icon, more and more often are the oft-posed questions asked: "How do I build Riki?" or "AD or ArPen runes?" And when he does speak up, his withered voice is but an echo, a shadow of its former self and no one cocks an ear to listen. this post is better than the op THANKS A LOT WAVE. T_T HA. Your hype thread may have more pictures, more photoshop, and be more over the top... But mine wasn't outdone by a single Wave post. TEEEEEEEEEEESEMMMMMMMMMMM!!! BAYLIFE BABY! I'm going to attribute that more to Wave than you.
Whatever helps you sleep at night
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On February 18 2013 04:26 AsmodeusXI wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2013 01:58 JonGalt wrote:On February 17 2013 22:57 AsmodeusXI wrote:On February 17 2013 21:47 De4ngus wrote:On February 17 2013 16:54 WaveofShadow wrote:On February 17 2013 16:10 CatharsisUT wrote:
Yango, how you say there are no facts? What about this one:
"A scrub won't rip your arms out of your sockets when he loses. SaintVicious is known to do that. "
BTW, that line is when I officially decided I love this post. Yango is too jaded from his years of BW. These days he sits alone in an office, calculating... Every once in a while he sees someone walk by: "Numbers?" he asks them, "Can I interest you in some calculations? I have DPS spreadsheets, efficiency charts, postgame analysis..." But people give him a look of pity and continue on, hurriedly. His home is a clutter of posters from years gone by, BW, WC3, DotA...he has seen them all come and go; each proscene a bright but brief flicker and a reminder of his tenure at Team Liquid. His reddened eyes and coarse stubble frame his haggard complexion; he appears exhausted beyond his years. Behind those features lies the knowledge of a gaming genius, though you wouldn't know it these days. He was once a man of regard; people would come to him for answers and advice and he would reward them or strike them down as was his fancy, but much like a people following an ancient deity, he soon fell out favor. No longer do the populace seek out his intelligence and good will, no longer do they ask him to bestow upon them but a brief glimpse of his timeless wisdom. Nay, with each passing day more and more visitors do not recognize his name and icon, more and more often are the oft-posed questions asked: "How do I build Riki?" or "AD or ArPen runes?" And when he does speak up, his withered voice is but an echo, a shadow of its former self and no one cocks an ear to listen. this post is better than the op THANKS A LOT WAVE. T_T HA. Your hype thread may have more pictures, more photoshop, and be more over the top... But mine wasn't outdone by a single Wave post. TEEEEEEEEEEESEMMMMMMMMMMM!!! BAYLIFE BABY! I'm going to attribute that more to Wave than you.
That Elementz Aragorn was the greatest photoshop I've seen in a while bud. #curseordie
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ASMODEUS IM SORRRYYY
I didn't mean to derail your post. If you want me to delete it/move it I will, though I'm not sur to where.
Also I have ideas for another....
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Pootie too good!4331 Posts
No need Wave. You done good. Your derailing skills are second to none. Keep up the good work.
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United States47024 Posts
On February 18 2013 06:06 JonGalt wrote:
No need Wave. You done good. Your derailing skills are second to none. Keep up the good work.
I would just like to take this moment to say that TSM disgusts me, and the fact that they are even in LCS disgusts me, as it exemplifies everything that is wrong with NA competitive LoL. They are the team that had everything and made absolutely nothing out of it.
Whether or not Curse actually wins LCS, they DESERVE to win LCS the most out of any NA team.
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I just have one question. It's a very serious question.
+ Show Spoiler +How come the picture of Christ the Redeemer has "iloveindia.com" on it? Isn't that thing in Brazil?
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Pootie too good!4331 Posts
On February 18 2013 06:22 TheYango wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2013 06:06 JonGalt wrote:
No need Wave. You done good. Your derailing skills are second to none. Keep up the good work. I would just like to take this moment to say that TSM disgusts me, and the fact that they are even in LCS disgusts me, as it exemplifies everything that is wrong with NA competitive LoL. They are the team that had everything and made absolutely nothing out of it. Whether or not Curse actually wins LCS, they DESERVE to win LCS the most out of any NA team.
And to think I defended you.
You sir will eat your words. And you will HATE it. If only I could be there in person to feed on the tears of you and Asmo a la Cartman.
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The Curse thing to do would be to get to the finals, have a massive lead in the determining game, then throw it just to show they could.
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I can't believe you didn't include this picture. Well I'll do everyone here a favor.
![[image loading]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyddpkx1wj1qaswp7o1_500.jpg)
TSM fans feel free to post shirtless pics of TheOddOne. I'm sure he's no less beastly.
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On February 18 2013 07:14 Slow Motion wrote:I can't believe you didn't include this picture. Well I'll do everyone here a favor. + Show Spoiler +TSM fans feel free to post shirtless pics of TheOddOne. I'm sure he's no less beastly.
Snoopeh probably only other jungler that could compare to the sexiness of saint.
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I support this thread wholeheartedly. I can also confirm that as a Curse fan I'm disgustingly handsome, absurdly intelligent and depressingly virile.
The Aragorn photoshop was extremely impressive.
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On February 18 2013 07:42 wei2coolman wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2013 07:14 Slow Motion wrote:I can't believe you didn't include this picture. Well I'll do everyone here a favor. + Show Spoiler +TSM fans feel free to post shirtless pics of TheOddOne. I'm sure he's no less beastly. Snoopeh probably only other jungler that could compare to the sexiness of saint.
I WISH I HAD KNOWN ABOUT THIS. That would have been amazing.
I also wish... thatIhaddonetheAragornElementzshop. I found it online. T_T As you may be able to ascertain, my Photoshop skills are inferior.
Also, as far as Christ the Redeemer goes, I just found the picture. Definitely in South America, definitely with an India watermark on it. No idea.
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Lol Jacky completely wasted on stream... so funny, he barely makes any sense at all rofl
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I made an account on here just so I could tell Wave I hate him for not loving Curse! How can you not love a team Voyboy is on?
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The elementz paragraph so funny lol.
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United States7639 Posts
JACKY MARRY ME I LOVE YOU
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I hope curse loses to MRN
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I, for one, welcome our new bishounen overlord.
And his friends.
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I fucking love Curse and this thread
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this was fucking glorious. +10 would read again.
i love crs just because of voyboy. hes legit. gm as fuck and pro. unfortunately im a lol whore and i love tsm and clg as well. win/win for me
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Vancouver14381 Posts
gg asmo. you got cut from reddit before you could make #1.
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On February 20 2013 15:41 JBright wrote:
gg asmo. you got cut from reddit before you could make #1.
Wait what?
WTF?
Why the fuck would the mods remove that?
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Doubt it was reddit mods, probably something automated.
The why is still a mystery, though.
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Because of tl.net voting clique?
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On February 20 2013 15:45 WaveofShadow wrote:Show nested quote +On February 20 2013 15:41 JBright wrote:
gg asmo. you got cut from reddit before you could make #1. Wait what? WTF? Why the fuck would the mods remove that?
Oh you know. I obviously whored it out for upvotes on TL and definitely no one from the forums upvoted it because it was the most ridiculous thing they've ever seen/because it's the highest that TL content has ever been on Reddit (that I'm aware of).
d/w. It's back up now. =P
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Sign me up!
Also, wtf @ opening the Curse fan club thread and the first thing being imaqtpie. I thought I clicked on the wrong thread, or that qtpie was trolling me.
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On February 21 2013 00:35 sylverfyre wrote:
Sign me up!
Also, wtf @ opening the Curse fan club thread and the first thing being imaqtpie. I thought I clicked on the wrong thread, or that qtpie was trolling me.
well, qtpie has that, trolling
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On February 21 2013 02:31 daemir wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2013 00:35 sylverfyre wrote:
Sign me up!
Also, wtf @ opening the Curse fan club thread and the first thing being imaqtpie. I thought I clicked on the wrong thread, or that qtpie was trolling me. well, qtpie has that, trolling
Well, eject the troll from mah fanclub >:O
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United States23745 Posts
On February 20 2013 15:54 JALbert wrote:
Doubt it was reddit mods, probably something automated.
The why is still a mystery, though.
I messaged the mods about it, I linked them to the post and it returned soon thereafter but I never got a response as to why it was down in the first place lol.
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too good that made my day :D
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Did this thread really get 60k views from Reddit?
OP.
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United States23745 Posts
I channel the mystical powers of my 3000th post and direct it towards Curse Gaming for Week 10 of the LCS! Harness this power and turn it into a 5-0! CURSE OR DIE!
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congratz on your 4th place finish at LCS.
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United States23745 Posts
My face most of that final series
![[image loading]](http://s2.postimg.org/iogjxo4o9/jags.gif)
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Wheres your god now?!!!
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United States15536 Posts
This is what happens when a Red Sox fan roots for ANYONE. FUCK.
+ Show Spoiler +BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO QUIT YOU CURSE. Fourth is the new first. So doth the Prophet Elementz proclaim it.
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Pootie too good!4331 Posts
On April 30 2013 02:58 AsmodeusXI wrote:This is what happens when a Red Sox fan roots for ANYONE. FUCK. + Show Spoiler +BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO QUIT YOU CURSE. Fourth is the new first. So doth the Prophet Elementz proclaim it.
I'm a sox fan. I was even born in Boston
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United States15536 Posts
On April 30 2013 04:10 JonGalt wrote:Show nested quote +On April 30 2013 02:58 AsmodeusXI wrote:This is what happens when a Red Sox fan roots for ANYONE. FUCK. + Show Spoiler +BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO QUIT YOU CURSE. Fourth is the new first. So doth the Prophet Elementz proclaim it. I'm a sox fan. I was even born in Boston
GET OUT GALT. YOU AND YOUR TEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM.
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