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5HITCOMBO
Likes:
Winning Games
Cho'Gath
Long walks on the beach
Dislikes:
Trolling and losing
Being called "SHITCOMBO"
phreezing to death
Greatest asset: has semi-decent game sense and is acquainted with peoples' actual skill levels
Character flaws: considers himself the reason for every loss. Has advanced Tapioca syndrome.
Utahime
Likes:
Anime
Kassadin
Dislikes:
Trolls
High ELO Play
Greatest asset: willingness to put in effort
Character flaws: too pussy to keep playing LoL
Yiuru
Likes:
Pantheon
Vanishing from sight
Dislikes;
People that cost him games
???
Long walks on the beach
Greatest asset: will carry you
Character flaws: disappears for long periods of time for no adequately explained reasons
WRAWRAWRAWRA, aka. Redtooth
Likes:
Trolling
Long walks on the beach
Being a meme creator
Dislikes;
Tryhards
Newbies
Greatest asset: fun to play games with
Character flaws: also disappears for long periods of time for no adequately explained reasons, uninstalling
Neoillusions
Likes:
Tryharding
Hanging out with people of high elo status
Dislikes;
Trolls
Baddies
Greatest asset: won't blame you for things
Character flaws: probably won't talk to you at all
Jougonaut
Likes:
Pantheon
Trolling
Rolling on your face
Dislikes;
Newbies
People who think they're better than they actually are
Other trolls
Greatest asset: carries 90% of the time
Character flaws: will troll relentlessly the remaining 10%
Smashgizmo, aka. Mogwai
Likes:
Pantheon
Dislikes;
People who play Pantheon after he got super buffed
Newbies
Greatest asset: fun to play games with
Character flaws: won't play games with you
Shakedrizzle, aka. Hazmat
Likes:
Psyonic
Long walks on the beach
Nidalee
Dislikes;
People trolling harder than he is
People who think they are better than him
Greatest asset: highest elo person that is also mentally stable to any degree
Character flaws: not a very high degree
TapicocaBall, aka. Juicyfruit
Likes:
Winning
Yelling at people
Tryharding
Dislikes;
Trolling
People stealing his farm
Greatest asset: plays strong op champions
Character flaws: will cost you the game by bitching at you
Niton
Likes:
Pretending to play LoL
Dislikes;
Actually playing LoL
Newbies
Greatest asset: seems to play a lot of LoL given his forum activity
Character flaws: doesn't play LoL
guitarasaurus, aka. gtrsrs
Likes:
Trolling
Picking Galio
Ranked 3s
Dislikes;
TapiocaBall
Long walks on the beach
Screaming little kids
Greatest asset: willing to do stupid shit with you
Character flaws: makes you do stupid shit with him
Spudboy
Likes:
Trolling
Being Spud
Dislikes;
???
Certain high-elo players
Greatest asset: fun to play games with
Character flaws: will brutally rape you at night, warmogs twitch
Dicksuckchan
Likes:
Not actually sucking dick at the game
Dislikes;
Sucking dick, presumably
???
Greatest asset: is there in channel but will never say anything
Character flaws: see above
Daniel Dennett
Likes:
Tanky Melee Champions
Being mentioned in channel
Dislikes;
Being ignored, presumably
Greatest asset: has the only actually proper name in the channel
Character flaws: is virtually unnoticeable but he’s there
Fishycakes
Likes:
Trolling
Winning games
Playing support champs, and by extension…
Buying wards
Dislikes;
People ignoring his contributions to the team
Greatest asset: will buy you wards and play the support champions that you don’t want to play
Character flaws: once he realizes you grandstand while ignoring his contributions he won’t play with you
BearBarbSQ
Likes:
Being a bear
Salmon
Cooling off in the river
Dislikes;
Hunters
Greatest asset: is secretly 1900 elo
Character flaws: typically plays at a less than 1900 elo to pity you
Ruken
Likes:
Nasus
Dislikes;
Having to play someone that’s not Nasus
Greatest asset: is the #1 Nasus
Character flaws: can’t actually play anyone but Nasus
Soner
Likes:
Nidalee
Trolling
French Maid Uniforms
Dislikes;
People who think that they can play a better Nidalee than he can
Greatest asset: is a fairly strong Nidalee player
Character flaws: will ruin your aram games
Rhavanna
Likes:
Morgana
Mordekaiser
Malzahar
Champions that start with M, in general
Dislikes;
People who think that she’s a guy
People who treat her differently for that reason
Greatest asset: is a solid player
Character flaws: you won’t realize what’s going on until you get on vent
Twinsendude
Likes:
Winning games
His stream
Dislikes;
Losing on stream
Reactions on his stream when above occurs
Greatest asset: is a solid player that streams
Character flaws: you won’t want to play with him
Ambra
Likes:
Being on top of the LiquidParty list
Dislikes;
5HITCOMBO, for the above reason
Greatest asset: is usually there to make your eyes feel better on the LiquidParty list
Character flaws: nothing else that I know of
Tenpromicro
Likes:
Trolling
Vanishing for long periods of time
Dislikes;
Reappearing. Ever
Greatest asset: is Old school
Character flaws: so old school you’ve never heard of him or will ever hear of him
ChrispySC
Likes:
Trolling
Being SpudBoy’s partner for long walks on the beach
Dislikes;
People who cost him games for stupid reasons
Greatest asset: is pretty strong and versatile player
Character flaws: will never play with you seriously
EzPzLmnSqz, aka HeavOnEarth
Likes:
Farming
Ranged DPS carries
Farming
Carrying your ass
Farming
Dislikes;
People who are better than him
Greatest asset: will carry you every time
Character flaws: need to suck his dick to play with him. Suggestions are getting a strawberry flavored condom first.
ObamasLeftHand, aka Snowster
Likes:
Barack Obama
Touching Obama’s penis, apparently
Dislikes;
Obama’s right hand, presumably
Greatest asset: is a fairly decent player
Character flaws: you’ve probably never heard of him, being mistaken for “Osama’s left hand”
StuffedTurkey
Likes:
Playing high elo games
Hanging out with the TL elite
Dislikes;
The TL proletariat
Greatest asset: is one of the better TL players
Character flaws: will stack teams on TL premades and consider it to be a fair game
Phr0st
Likes:
McDonalds
Fried Chicken
Dislikes;
Exercise
Dieting
Greatest asset: willingness to play with you often
Character flaws: morbidly obese, also, dead.
Ichoochoochooseu , aka L
Likes:
Winning
Trolling harder than you
Solo Top Kassadin
Dislikes;
Losing
Caller
Greatest asset: will play with you no matter who you are
Character flaws: will argue with you in vent the entire game, think he’s the best even though he only plays ksing champions
Minecake, aka Waxangel
Likes:
Winning
Trolling harder than you
Abusing his power
Dislikes;
Losing
Trolling harder than him
Greatest asset: friendly, sociable, has a hot girlfriend, a great job, and is overall a respected well-rounded individual
Character flaws: will ban you if you are not careful
Locicero
Likes:
Pantheon
PANTHEON
Playing drunk
Dislikes;
???
Greatest asset: will carry your ass, no matter what he’s playing or how sober he is
Character flaws: will laugh in your face and then leave no matter what you do, trolls harder than joo
Locodoco
Likes:
Ranged DPS carries
Meeting random creepy “girls” on LoL
Having his own stream
Dislikes;
Losing on stream
Greatest asset: is quite a good player, stream is entertaining to watch for his rage
Character flaws: is a creepy serial rapist who has a video of him on his stream, blames you for loss
Nony
Likes:
Wrecking face
SC:BW
Dislikes;
???
Greatest asset: is probably going to be a future leader of America
Character flaws: won’t actually tell you his LoL tag so you can never play with him
PsyonicHero
Likes:
Abusing his power
Trollharding
Long walks on the beach with ShakeDrizzle
Dislikes;
Russians
People sending him complaints in obscure African languages
Greatest asset: is a worker at Riot, can bitch to him endlessly NP
Character flaws: will abuse his power if you piss him off enough
Inept aka Brees.
Likes:
Sidelaning
YuGiOh!
Dislikes:
Grackis, Skilly, Bra Drz, Mpalm.
Tryhards.
Greatest asset: Will out-cs everyone as sidelane Alistar.
Character flaws: He might always be trolling you. Afk's more than 90% of his ranked games.
nyxnyxnyx aka Brees.
Likes:
Feedingtopsolo
givinghisaccounttopeopletoinflatehisElo
Dislikes:
Notbeingonthislist
Greatest asset: Willplaywithyouanyways
Character flaws: Isn'tthisshitannoying.
Lokan
Likes:
Light objects
Dislikes:
Heavy objects
Greatest asset: battery powered, works best on linoleum floor, accurate to .2 pounds
Character flaws: can only hold up to 2 TL baddies before breaking and spilling his contents all over the general discussion thread
