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citi.zen
Profile Joined April 2009
2509 Posts
August 03 2009 17:27 GMT
#181


That's all.
Aut viam inveniam, aut faciam.
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
August 03 2009 17:30 GMT
#182
On August 02 2009 01:27 AssuredVacancy wrote:
LOL i am still laughing from Nick Cannon's response to eminem:
Show nested quote +
Cannon calls Eminem "Slim Lamey" and offers a challenge to him. "Man to man, let's meet up and deal with this like adults," he writes. "This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I'm here Pimp!"


so "adults" deal with their problems by fist fighting? Awesome, im about to have myself a whole lot of less problems in my life, thank you mister Cannon.
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
August 03 2009 19:41 GMT
#183
Holy crap this reads like youtube comments...
Just enjoy music for what it is, damnit. A former battle mc dissing someone, oh gawd SAY IT AIN'T SO. He's great when he's hunting.
Failsafe
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1298 Posts
August 03 2009 20:15 GMT
#184
rofl. TL.net, the only population with a better than perfect average on all standardized tests and an IQ mean bigger than your usual infinity erupts into pandemonium about eminem vs mariah
MrBitter: Phoenixes... They're like flying hellions. Always cost efficient.
BisuBoi
Profile Joined February 2009
United States350 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-03 20:25:09
August 03 2009 20:19 GMT
#185
On August 04 2009 02:14 (SlimShady) wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2009 01:15 BisuBoi wrote:
People can talk as much as they want about Eminem and Mariah. Both are commercially successful, both are absolute trash as artists.


You sir know nothing about Em. Stop talking bullshits.




Don't create new accounts just to argue your Eminem fanboyism. Get on your main acct and maybe I'll start talking to you. Till then, I'm flagging you as an obvious troll. Cursing and providing no actual information to back your views doesn't help much either.
BisuBoi
Profile Joined February 2009
United States350 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-03 20:29:02
August 03 2009 20:23 GMT
#186
On August 04 2009 02:19 MiniRoman wrote:
Do you like fishdicks bisuboi?

Calling Eminem a trash artist is just retarded. His massive success speaks for itself and if you listen to his lyrics it's just crazy. Kayne completly different than anything Eminem would go for so maybe you just like that better ~~

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I'll have you taken back to Christ when you sacrifice
The way you acting slice when I tear your back with knifes
Jacking life's of MC's, now I'm set to launch a plan
For blowing up the stage with illegal contraband
A stomped your man so unless you want what he got
You better set the mic down, I'm steaming like a teapot
I'll make the tea hot, people get in my face and ask
If I wanna battle, then I chase them in a Jason mask
It's an amazing task to battle with success
I never gave a fuck, now I give a fuck less
And in a slug fest I get physical like physicians
Invisible like magicians with mystical mic traditions
Wicked wizardry, like a sorcerer and no remorse for you
When I torture you throughout the course of my orchestra
So feel the force of my spiritual images
Slicing up an enemy's appendages till he hemorrhages
My skin itches every time a rapper recites
And when he's through with his verse, I'm all covered in flea bites
You wanna see fights I got a match for you
You couldn't flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula


He's got mad flow.


What he's got is no content. Your entire quote has nothing in it to disprove Eminem as a conventional and commercial artist. Braggadocio rap has been around since what, mid 80's? There is no innovation, content, or meaning being conveyed here. All he's said given this many lines is "I'm a bad ass. I murder people. You're nothing." That's about as nuanced a message as you'll find in a middle school locker room.

"Mad flow" does not constitute artistry. I'm sure you could rebut my argument that Eminem is a commercial rapper and not worthy of being viewed in the same light as Tupac, but this example is not proving anything. Come back when you find some of Eminem's work that actually brings something to the table of hiphop.

Oh and if massive success speaks for itself, then you'd have to agree that Mariah is 3x the artist that Eminem is. Considering she has 3x the success, if not more.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
August 03 2009 20:32 GMT
#187
On August 04 2009 02:30 besiger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 02 2009 01:27 AssuredVacancy wrote:
LOL i am still laughing from Nick Cannon's response to eminem:
Cannon calls Eminem "Slim Lamey" and offers a challenge to him. "Man to man, let's meet up and deal with this like adults," he writes. "This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I'm here Pimp!"


so "adults" deal with their problems by fist fighting? Awesome, im about to have myself a whole lot of less problems in my life, thank you mister Cannon.


video tape or nothing. i want them pics of this throw down.
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
BisuBoi
Profile Joined February 2009
United States350 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-03 20:44:43
August 03 2009 20:40 GMT
#188
On August 04 2009 05:32 StorrZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2009 02:30 besiger wrote:
On August 02 2009 01:27 AssuredVacancy wrote:
LOL i am still laughing from Nick Cannon's response to eminem:
Cannon calls Eminem "Slim Lamey" and offers a challenge to him. "Man to man, let's meet up and deal with this like adults," he writes. "This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I'm here Pimp!"


so "adults" deal with their problems by fist fighting? Awesome, im about to have myself a whole lot of less problems in my life, thank you mister Cannon.


video tape or nothing. i want them pics of this throw down.


Eminem's only chance would be to leap on Nick and bite his face/eyes/neck like a rabid vampire. Ol' ghosty would get knocked out so bad if he tried to stand toe to toe. His drug weakened, twinkie-fed physique just wouldn't be able to stand the stress of punching back and forth.

There's a reason Nick's last name is "Cannon"

Comparison:

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MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
August 03 2009 21:19 GMT
#189
Rofl you need to smoke some crack if you think the kid from Drum Line could beat up Eminem !_! Mean streets of San Diego so hardcore.
Nak Allstar.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
August 03 2009 21:31 GMT
#190
Mriah is soooo hot.
No no no no its not mine!
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
August 03 2009 21:35 GMT
#191
On August 04 2009 05:15 Failsafe wrote:
rofl. TL.net, the only population with a better than perfect average on all standardized tests and an IQ mean bigger than your usual infinity erupts into pandemonium about eminem vs mariah


Lmfao haha

Really though Mariah is sooo hot it's not even funny. She is like perfect in all ways. Unlike Mary J blidge.
No no no no its not mine!
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
August 03 2009 21:38 GMT
#192
On August 04 2009 05:40 BisuBoi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2009 05:32 StorrZerg wrote:
On August 04 2009 02:30 besiger wrote:
On August 02 2009 01:27 AssuredVacancy wrote:
LOL i am still laughing from Nick Cannon's response to eminem:
Cannon calls Eminem "Slim Lamey" and offers a challenge to him. "Man to man, let's meet up and deal with this like adults," he writes. "This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I'm here Pimp!"


so "adults" deal with their problems by fist fighting? Awesome, im about to have myself a whole lot of less problems in my life, thank you mister Cannon.


video tape or nothing. i want them pics of this throw down.


Eminem's only chance would be to leap on Nick and bite his face/eyes/neck like a rabid vampire. Ol' ghosty would get knocked out so bad if he tried to stand toe to toe. His drug weakened, twinkie-fed physique just wouldn't be able to stand the stress of punching back and forth.

There's a reason Nick's last name is "Cannon"

Comparison:

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VERSUS


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I disagree, Eminem is like one of those drunk rednecks and they will fight anyone any second any time and where but Nick is more of one of those funny/pussy black guys that can't even talk shit.
No no no no its not mine!
Spike
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1392 Posts
August 03 2009 21:48 GMT
#193
dunno man...
would definitely put my money on nick in a fight.
lwstupidus
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States74 Posts
August 03 2009 22:06 GMT
#194
On August 04 2009 05:40 BisuBoi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2009 05:32 StorrZerg wrote:
On August 04 2009 02:30 besiger wrote:
On August 02 2009 01:27 AssuredVacancy wrote:
LOL i am still laughing from Nick Cannon's response to eminem:
Cannon calls Eminem "Slim Lamey" and offers a challenge to him. "Man to man, let's meet up and deal with this like adults," he writes. "This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I'm here Pimp!"


so "adults" deal with their problems by fist fighting? Awesome, im about to have myself a whole lot of less problems in my life, thank you mister Cannon.


video tape or nothing. i want them pics of this throw down.


Eminem's only chance would be to leap on Nick and bite his face/eyes/neck like a rabid vampire. Ol' ghosty would get knocked out so bad if he tried to stand toe to toe. His drug weakened, twinkie-fed physique just wouldn't be able to stand the stress of punching back and forth.

There's a reason Nick's last name is "Cannon"

Comparison:

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VERSUS


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Pretty gay post lol?

All I see is 20+year olds that weigh 150 pounds and probably can't bench their body weight

Would definitely pick eminem

If you're trying to tell us which one you would rather make out with I guess you proved your point
a penne saved is a penne earned
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
August 03 2009 22:19 GMT
#195
On August 04 2009 06:48 Spike wrote:
dunno man...
would definitely put my money on nick in a fight.


But Nick is like a star on Nickelodian, because hes like a child. Eminem wants to kill his wife so hes some aggressive serial killer.

Eminem> Nick
No no no no its not mine!
BisuBoi
Profile Joined February 2009
United States350 Posts
August 03 2009 22:58 GMT
#196
On August 04 2009 07:06 lwstupidus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2009 05:40 BisuBoi wrote:
On August 04 2009 05:32 StorrZerg wrote:
On August 04 2009 02:30 besiger wrote:
On August 02 2009 01:27 AssuredVacancy wrote:
LOL i am still laughing from Nick Cannon's response to eminem:
Cannon calls Eminem "Slim Lamey" and offers a challenge to him. "Man to man, let's meet up and deal with this like adults," he writes. "This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I'm here Pimp!"


so "adults" deal with their problems by fist fighting? Awesome, im about to have myself a whole lot of less problems in my life, thank you mister Cannon.


video tape or nothing. i want them pics of this throw down.


Eminem's only chance would be to leap on Nick and bite his face/eyes/neck like a rabid vampire. Ol' ghosty would get knocked out so bad if he tried to stand toe to toe. His drug weakened, twinkie-fed physique just wouldn't be able to stand the stress of punching back and forth.

There's a reason Nick's last name is "Cannon"

Comparison:

[image loading]


VERSUS


[image loading]



Pretty gay post lol?

All I see is 20+year olds that weigh 150 pounds and probably can't bench their body weight

Would definitely pick eminem

If you're trying to tell us which one you would rather make out with I guess you proved your point


Can't bench their body weight? Are you sure you looked at Nick Cannon's pecs? Or are you clenching your eyes shut in homophobia? Lol 150 is like something most athletic kids can do in middle school. And 150 lb guy is nothing to sneeze at. You ever been punched by a welter weight? Sers, the e-macho routine is really lame.

And nothing wrong with being gay. So saying it's pretty gay seems like an irrelevant comment. Plus, considering all the Eminem worship here, I think I'm pretty well within the limits of thread homosexuality. Regardless Nick Cannon > Eminem in a fight. And I've shown pics to prove it!
zazen
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Brazil695 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-03 23:21:59
August 03 2009 23:20 GMT
#197
This reminds me of a hours long discussion between me and my brother that started when I claimed Bruce Dickinson (singer of Iron Maiden, one of my fav bands) would completly destroy the shit out of Bono (of U2, he loves that band) in a fight.

Anyways, on topic, Eminem and Mariah sounds like a lousy couple, and both are little bitches for writing songs about it. Never heard of this Nick Cannon. He's a rapper so he can't be that good, but I'm willing to bet he would destroy Eminem in a fight too. I wouldn't mind both dying while doing it anyways, as rap music clearly sucks donkey dick.
"The quest for nexus has brought many men of genius to insanity... HUEHUEHUE!"
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
August 03 2009 23:21 GMT
#198
actually Em was picked on in his high school years, he used to get beat up badly before he went on a record. Read his biography, he was your typical white nerd who wanted to make it big. If anything calling him the "redneck fighter" type makes no sense whatsoever. I dont care who beat who but get your facts straight at least.
bisuboy i wouldnt say "nothing wrong with being gay" after coming out with a speech on gangsta rap, Pac and BIG. This shit isnt cooked in the same pot.
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
August 03 2009 23:27 GMT
#199
On August 04 2009 08:21 food wrote:
actually Em was picked on in his high school years, he used to get beat up badly before he went on a record. Read his biography, he was your typical white nerd who wanted to make it big. If anything calling him the "redneck fighter" type makes no sense whatsoever. I dont care who beat who but get your facts straight at least.
bisuboy i wouldnt say "nothing wrong with being gay" after coming out with a speech on gangsta rap, Pac and BIG. This shit isnt cooked in the same pot.


Word.


Oh I also call him a redneck cuz thats how it seems on 8 mile lololol
No no no no its not mine!
BisuBoi
Profile Joined February 2009
United States350 Posts
August 03 2009 23:37 GMT
#200
It is in my pot rofl! It's the weak mind that needs to put the world in boxes. I'm not gay, but neither do I have any problem with being accused of it. Nor do I think gays can't enjoy Biggie and 2pac. In fact, I know gays who think 2pac is hot/like his music.
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