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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 04 2009 00:12 GMT
#201
On August 04 2009 07:58 BisuBoi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2009 07:06 lwstupidus wrote:
On August 04 2009 05:40 BisuBoi wrote:
On August 04 2009 05:32 StorrZerg wrote:
On August 04 2009 02:30 besiger wrote:
On August 02 2009 01:27 AssuredVacancy wrote:
LOL i am still laughing from Nick Cannon's response to eminem:
Cannon calls Eminem "Slim Lamey" and offers a challenge to him. "Man to man, let's meet up and deal with this like adults," he writes. "This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I'm here Pimp!"


so "adults" deal with their problems by fist fighting? Awesome, im about to have myself a whole lot of less problems in my life, thank you mister Cannon.


video tape or nothing. i want them pics of this throw down.


Eminem's only chance would be to leap on Nick and bite his face/eyes/neck like a rabid vampire. Ol' ghosty would get knocked out so bad if he tried to stand toe to toe. His drug weakened, twinkie-fed physique just wouldn't be able to stand the stress of punching back and forth.

There's a reason Nick's last name is "Cannon"

Comparison:

[image loading]


VERSUS


[image loading]



Pretty gay post lol?

All I see is 20+year olds that weigh 150 pounds and probably can't bench their body weight

Would definitely pick eminem

If you're trying to tell us which one you would rather make out with I guess you proved your point


Can't bench their body weight? Are you sure you looked at Nick Cannon's pecs? Or are you clenching your eyes shut in homophobia? Lol 150 is like something most athletic kids can do in middle school. And 150 lb guy is nothing to sneeze at. You ever been punched by a welter weight? Sers, the e-macho routine is really lame.

And nothing wrong with being gay. So saying it's pretty gay seems like an irrelevant comment. Plus, considering all the Eminem worship here, I think I'm pretty well within the limits of thread homosexuality. Regardless Nick Cannon > Eminem in a fight. And I've shown pics to prove it!


[image loading]


Hong Man Choi>Fedor, and I showed the pic to prove it! Except we all know that that wasn't the case, and that size and/or definition is not everything in a fight.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
BisuBoi
Profile Joined February 2009
United States350 Posts
August 04 2009 00:23 GMT
#202
It's not everything, but there is a certain threshold that needs to be reached before a smaller man can take on a big guy. Fedor is far from scrawny. He's just not gigantic like Choi.

Eminem, on the other hand, does not look like he has anything near enough to hurt a man. Maybe if he fought a chihuahua he could do some damage.
lwstupidus
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States74 Posts
August 04 2009 00:24 GMT
#203
On August 04 2009 07:58 BisuBoi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2009 07:06 lwstupidus wrote:
On August 04 2009 05:40 BisuBoi wrote:
On August 04 2009 05:32 StorrZerg wrote:
On August 04 2009 02:30 besiger wrote:
On August 02 2009 01:27 AssuredVacancy wrote:
LOL i am still laughing from Nick Cannon's response to eminem:
Cannon calls Eminem "Slim Lamey" and offers a challenge to him. "Man to man, let's meet up and deal with this like adults," he writes. "This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I'm here Pimp!"


so "adults" deal with their problems by fist fighting? Awesome, im about to have myself a whole lot of less problems in my life, thank you mister Cannon.


video tape or nothing. i want them pics of this throw down.


Eminem's only chance would be to leap on Nick and bite his face/eyes/neck like a rabid vampire. Ol' ghosty would get knocked out so bad if he tried to stand toe to toe. His drug weakened, twinkie-fed physique just wouldn't be able to stand the stress of punching back and forth.

There's a reason Nick's last name is "Cannon"

Comparison:

[image loading]


VERSUS


[image loading]



Pretty gay post lol?

All I see is 20+year olds that weigh 150 pounds and probably can't bench their body weight

Would definitely pick eminem

If you're trying to tell us which one you would rather make out with I guess you proved your point


Can't bench their body weight? Are you sure you looked at Nick Cannon's pecs? Or are you clenching your eyes shut in homophobia? Lol 150 is like something most athletic kids can do in middle school. And 150 lb guy is nothing to sneeze at. You ever been punched by a welter weight? Sers, the e-macho routine is really lame.

And nothing wrong with being gay. So saying it's pretty gay seems like an irrelevant comment. Plus, considering all the Eminem worship here, I think I'm pretty well within the limits of thread homosexuality. Regardless Nick Cannon > Eminem in a fight. And I've shown pics to prove it!


I'm not saying there's anything wrong with being gay, just (I apologize if I came off that way) saying your post sounds like you think Nick Cannon would win in a fight because you find him more attractive.
a penne saved is a penne earned
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
August 04 2009 00:32 GMT
#204
the stupid in this thread grew exponentially. i have researchers working hard to find the cause, hang in there thread...hang in there...
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-04 05:47:56
August 04 2009 05:16 GMT
#205
NO THIS CAN'T BE. This thread went from "mariah vs eminem" to a me saying "tupac sucks" but someone successfully changed it again into a "Nick cannon can beat up Eminem" thread. Wheres all the tupac hate people?
meow
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 04 2009 06:43 GMT
#206
On August 04 2009 14:16 Probe. wrote:
NO THIS CAN'T BE. This thread went from "mariah vs eminem" to a me saying "tupac sucks" but someone successfully changed it again into a "Nick cannon can beat up Eminem" thread. Wheres all the tupac hate people?


No one has it, because you're fucking stupid for having it.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
August 04 2009 07:21 GMT
#207
On August 04 2009 09:32 mahnini wrote:
the stupid in this thread grew exponentially. i have researchers working hard to find the cause, hang in there thread...hang in there...



hahahaha <3

I'd go with Eminem vs Nick since he has experience being ass whooped to death while the latter is only beating his cock on MC.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
August 04 2009 07:38 GMT
#208
On August 04 2009 15:43 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2009 14:16 Probe. wrote:
NO THIS CAN'T BE. This thread went from "mariah vs eminem" to a me saying "tupac sucks" but someone successfully changed it again into a "Nick cannon can beat up Eminem" thread. Wheres all the tupac hate people?


No one has it, because you're fucking stupid for having it.


Coming from someone who thinks Eminem can beat up Nick cannon
meow
ktp
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States797 Posts
August 04 2009 08:05 GMT
#209
I'm just ganna post this picture and see where the thread goes from here...

[image loading]
Adeny
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Norway1233 Posts
August 04 2009 08:17 GMT
#210
On August 04 2009 17:05 ktp wrote:
I'm just ganna post this picture and see where the thread goes from here...

[image loading]


I hate this douche.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
August 04 2009 09:29 GMT
#211
On August 04 2009 17:17 Adeny wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2009 17:05 ktp wrote:
I'm just ganna post this picture and see where the thread goes from here...

[image loading]


I hate this douche.



I bet Eminem > Kanye West in both fist fight and free styling! that guy has glassjaw all over his mouth!
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
August 04 2009 12:44 GMT
#212
On August 04 2009 17:05 ktp wrote:
I'm just ganna post this picture and see where the thread goes from here...

[image loading]


DO YUO LIAK FIHSDIXX?
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
August 04 2009 13:06 GMT
#213
On August 04 2009 05:40 BisuBoi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2009 05:32 StorrZerg wrote:
On August 04 2009 02:30 besiger wrote:
On August 02 2009 01:27 AssuredVacancy wrote:
LOL i am still laughing from Nick Cannon's response to eminem:
Cannon calls Eminem "Slim Lamey" and offers a challenge to him. "Man to man, let's meet up and deal with this like adults," he writes. "This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I'm here Pimp!"


so "adults" deal with their problems by fist fighting? Awesome, im about to have myself a whole lot of less problems in my life, thank you mister Cannon.


video tape or nothing. i want them pics of this throw down.


Eminem's only chance would be to leap on Nick and bite his face/eyes/neck like a rabid vampire. Ol' ghosty would get knocked out so bad if he tried to stand toe to toe. His drug weakened, twinkie-fed physique just wouldn't be able to stand the stress of punching back and forth.

There's a reason Nick's last name is "Cannon"

Comparison:

[image loading]


VERSUS


[image loading]


Check it, I can do it too:
[image loading]

vs
[image loading]


Besides, working out in a gym 6hrs/day doesn't necessarily mean you can fight.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
August 04 2009 13:24 GMT
#214
Didnt eminem box?
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 05 2009 07:25 GMT
#215
On August 04 2009 16:38 Probe. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2009 15:43 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
On August 04 2009 14:16 Probe. wrote:
NO THIS CAN'T BE. This thread went from "mariah vs eminem" to a me saying "tupac sucks" but someone successfully changed it again into a "Nick cannon can beat up Eminem" thread. Wheres all the tupac hate people?


No one has it, because you're fucking stupid for having it.


Coming from someone who thinks Eminem can beat up Nick cannon


I don't believe I ever said that.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
BisuBoi
Profile Joined February 2009
United States350 Posts
August 05 2009 07:29 GMT
#216
On August 04 2009 22:24 Epicfailguy wrote:
Didnt eminem box?


If you mean being the punching bag, then yes.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 05 2009 07:35 GMT
#217
On August 05 2009 16:29 BisuBoi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2009 22:24 Epicfailguy wrote:
Didnt eminem box?


If you mean being the punching bag, then yes.


He trained with Emanuel Steward, one of the best boxing trainers to ever live, and from what Manny said Eminem was doing well in training.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
August 05 2009 07:39 GMT
#218
On August 04 2009 16:38 Probe. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2009 15:43 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
On August 04 2009 14:16 Probe. wrote:
NO THIS CAN'T BE. This thread went from "mariah vs eminem" to a me saying "tupac sucks" but someone successfully changed it again into a "Nick cannon can beat up Eminem" thread. Wheres all the tupac hate people?


No one has it, because you're fucking stupid for having it.


Coming from someone who thinks Eminem can beat up Nick cannon


Dude I thought we settled this already, Nick Cannon is the pussy type of black people who just get a lot of girls while Eminem has fucking experience. He grew up and Detroit and isn't afraid to talk about killing people at least ( he never did tho ) unlike Nick, whos some kids-choice award star.

I hate to say it but : Eminem, please get off Mariah's cock, plz?
No no no no its not mine!
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