Title: "Animal Rights" Respond against a pro-animal stance citing personal experience.
Why would arguing against animal rights be a troll?
How else are you supposed to respond when people get all butthurt over a video about drowning a kitten? So much "how could you harm such an innocent being" never mind that cats are the most vicious killers around. Those things are songbird serial killers.
Then there's the usual comments about how "I'd like to drown him" because these idiots are more concerned about animals than their fellow humans. Maybe that's the effect of murderous video games and violent movies kicking in Fucking Hollywood. You knew the dog would survive Independence Day while we get desensitized to seeing humans killed off.
So we end up with a bunch of pussies who will wear leather and eat Big Macs but hate on an award winning kitten drowning film when they don't even know the background. Fucking thing could have had a terminal illness or something. And even if it didn't, it's just a goddamn animal.
On June 03 2009 17:17 PokePill wrote: kind of disappointed I was hoping I would get a shout out but that just means I have that much more work cut out for me during the road ahead
and I think you're missing a key category.. trolling isn't always malicious, to some people it is beautiful and transcends beyond the words and reactions, but an ideal that encompasses something that can't be described with just text
On June 03 2009 16:36 Rekrul wrote: what a pathetic thread, i can't believe you wasted your time posting about this trolling bullshit, who cares faggot
Great write up, T.T 2 keys gone already. /b/ is just a bunch of organized powerful bash brothers. The biggest troll den is definetly Yahoo answers. Thanks for the great write up
I think there is another Archetype that hasn't been covered yet - The Miscommunication Troll or The Confusion Troll (maybe even, The Riddler Troll):
This troll is the kind of troll that can potentially illicit all of the reactions/responses that the other trolls cause combined, by causing confusion. His defence is built on that very same confusion. People aren't sure whether to flame him or ignore him, or try to be his friend, all at the same time, because they can't quite work out what exactly he's saying. Did he just insult me, or am I getting the wrong end of the stick? Or is he getting the wrong end of the stick? Is it because English isn't his first language? Was that post directed at me? Was that a typo? He didn't really mean my mum, did he?
All of those dilemmas and conflicts are what the Miscommunication/Confusion/Riddler Troll thrives on.
this will be the best thread of the summer, so fucking epic. I think CharlieMurphy is just that dumb, I don't think he trolls all the time, same with HammerD.
Title: "Animal Rights" Respond against a pro-animal stance citing personal experience.
Why would arguing against animal rights be a troll?
How else are you supposed to respond when people get all butthurt over a video about drowning a kitten? So much "how could you harm such an innocent being" never mind that cats are the most vicious killers around. Those things are songbird serial killers.
Then there's the usual comments about how "I'd like to drown him" because these idiots are more concerned about animals than their fellow humans. Maybe that's the effect of murderous video games and violent movies kicking in Fucking Hollywood. You knew the dog would survive Independence Day while we get desensitized to seeing humans killed off.
So we end up with a bunch of pussies who will wear leather and eat Big Macs but hate on an award winning kitten drowning film when they don't even know the background. Fucking thing could have had a terminal illness or something. And even if it didn't, it's just a goddamn animal.
One day this fucking cat bit me and I nearly got rabies. I mean seriously, you'd allow these miserable creatures to breed and spread rabies, no wonder we've got zombies in Nkorea right now. Animalhuggerpussies should open their eyes and UNDERSTAND that we're breeding ourselves out by letting these seemingly cute and small creatures live.
Title: "Animal Rights" Respond against a pro-animal stance citing personal experience.
Why would arguing against animal rights be a troll?
How else are you supposed to respond when people get all butthurt over a video about drowning a kitten? So much "how could you harm such an innocent being" never mind that cats are the most vicious killers around. Those things are songbird serial killers.
Then there's the usual comments about how "I'd like to drown him" because these idiots are more concerned about animals than their fellow humans. Maybe that's the effect of murderous video games and violent movies kicking in Fucking Hollywood. You knew the dog would survive Independence Day while we get desensitized to seeing humans killed off.
So we end up with a bunch of pussies who will wear leather and eat Big Macs but hate on an award winning kitten drowning film when they don't even know the background. Fucking thing could have had a terminal illness or something. And even if it didn't, it's just a goddamn animal.
One day this fucking cat bit me and I nearly got rabies. I mean seriously, you'd allow these miserable creatures to breed and spread rabies, no wonder we've got zombies in Nkorea right now. Animalhuggerpussies should open their eyes and UNDERSTAND that we're breeding ourselves out by letting these seemingly cute and small creatures live.
Stopped reading here because that emote pisses me off.
LOL pretty good
On June 03 2009 19:46 nttea wrote: i find that the bash brothers is the most efficient kinds of trolls, i have no idea why you lend them so little credit.
Because most of them are only uniting because when they are apart they are weak. It's not like some sort of fusion between Tassadar and Zeratul like holy fuck overpower mode. I said that the strategy works pretty effectively but that it is a hang bang or whatever.
You should add the US world of warcraft forums as one of the basic trolling sites. It has a history of trolls so godly they became legends on the internets(http://www.wowwiki.com/Alamo) and caused community managers to quit in shame(http://www.wowwiki.com/Tseric)
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Fucking Hollywood. You knew the dog would survive Independence Day while we get desensitized to seeing humans killed off. 
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