Gays love to be in control

On April 09 2009 08:18 rei wrote:
Shameful self promotion

On April 09 2009 08:14 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
http://www.btalkworld.com/?p=2631

Normally I wouldn't make a new thread for something WCG UG related but I feel this deserves its own thread.

Behold.. I am the desired "cubby" of a gay community.

On April 09 2009 08:15 HonestTea wrote:
This is news?

I thought this was a known and accepted fact

On April 09 2009 08:20 disciple wrote:

how the fuck did you found out about this?!
epic win btw, you scored many points right there

On April 09 2009 08:20 disciple wrote:

how the fuck did you found out about this?!
epic win btw, you scored many points right there

On April 09 2009 08:18 Spyfire242 wrote:
You are one sexy ultralisk.

On April 09 2009 08:21 Carnac wrote:
what's a cubby

On April 09 2009 08:24 HonestTea wrote:
Why is this disturbing?

Would it be less disturbing if it were a girl saying "he's so cute!"

On April 09 2009 08:25 zizou21 wrote:

"dibs"

On April 09 2009 08:25 zizou21 wrote:

"dibs"

On April 09 2009 08:21 Carnac wrote:
what's a cubby

On April 09 2009 08:31 disciple wrote:
http://chubarama.net/oh-my-check-out-this-husky-chunky-cubster/

and more...
They know who you are

On April 09 2009 08:31 disciple wrote:
http://chubarama.net/oh-my-check-out-this-husky-chunky-cubster/

and more...
They know who you are

not into that cubby, but saying that he can play with my joystick!!

On April 09 2009 08:31 MarklarMarklar wrote:
maybe this is incontrol giving us a hint on what his next tv(or home video) appearance will be

On April 09 2009 08:31 disciple wrote:
http://chubarama.net/oh-my-check-out-this-husky-chunky-cubster/

and more...
They know who you are

On April 09 2009 08:34 Mooga wrote:


Oh now I get it. The b in b-talk stands for bear, and bear apparently stands for a big gay man according to this site. So a cubby is probably a young big gay man lol.

On April 09 2009 08:43 MarklarMarklar wrote:
on the second link to the bottom right i found this:
http://chubarama.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/3344206681_ff6e9333bd.jpg

I hope Geoff wins...he's too fraking Hot!!!!! i would glady buy his workout video....

seriously, he's hot!!!!
like big ol teddy bear hot!!!!!


But I agree about Geoff too, he's kinda sexy. I'd love to cuddle in those arms.

On April 09 2009 08:49 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
http://gaygamer.net/forum/showthread.php?p=295589 ROFLFLLF

On April 09 2009 08:55 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Look at it this way, you now have a fall back job as a gay pornstar if it ever comes to that.

On April 09 2009 08:52 HonestTea wrote:
Why not? This is good publicity, IMO.

Obviously there are gay people.

There are also gay gamers.

It's not like they hacked into Inc's info or anything. Inc put himself out there as a public figure.

Gay gamers and bear lovers took notice. (btw it kills me to no end that the term "bear" is used for INC OF ALL PEOPLE HAHAHA)

It's not at all different from the legion of Tossgirl fans.

I hope Geoff wins...he's too fraking Hot!!!!! i would glady buy his workout video....

seriously, he's hot!!!!
like big ol teddy bear hot!!!!!

On April 09 2009 09:21 CharlieMurphy wrote:


That's not honey...

On April 09 2009 08:22 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


Athena PMS sent me the link actually.. I immediately replied "HOW DID YOU FIND THIS?"

Still waiting on the reply lool

On April 09 2009 09:17 Ingenol wrote:
Wow. Looks like uncontrollable has some competition for her little cubscout!

On April 08 2009 18:57 Klazart wrote:

hi guys this is Klazart do you mind voting for my book “Lesser Sins” on Authonomy.com?

It may or may not be about bears.

On April 09 2009 09:42 XinRan wrote:
lol, Klazart grasping at any promotion opportunities possible:

On April 09 2009 09:46 Jayme wrote:
Well you certainly won't be hurting for sex for a long time will you.

On April 09 2009 09:43 micronesia wrote:
Stardom has its disadvantages...


Haha but I doubt that's really him; most likely a joke by someone elseHot_Bid.

On April 09 2009 08:25 Carnac wrote:

beasts aren't cute!

On April 09 2009 10:17 uNcontroLable wrote:
Today, pictures of my boyfriend were posted on a site for gay men who like 'bears', where he was objectified like a pinup girl and discussed as if he were a delicious piece of meat. Laughing, not knowing how exactly to feel about this, I showed my gay coworker that thread and pictures. He replied: "yeah, Geoff could pound me like a piece of veal".

fml

On April 09 2009 10:17 uNcontroLable wrote:
Today, pictures of my boyfriend were posted on a site for gay men who like 'bears', where he was objectified like a pinup girl and discussed as if he were a delicious piece of meat. Laughing, not knowing how exactly to feel about this, I showed my gay coworker that thread and pictures. He replied: "yeah, Geoff could pound me like a piece of veal".

fml

Klazart
April 8th, 2009 | 6:57 pm

hi guys this is Klazart do you mind voting for my book “Lesser Sins” on Authonomy.com?

It may or may not be about bears.

On April 09 2009 10:17 uNcontroLable wrote:
Today, pictures of my boyfriend were posted on a site for gay men who like 'bears', where he was objectified like a pinup girl and discussed as if he were a delicious piece of meat. Laughing, not knowing how exactly to feel about this, I showed my gay coworker that thread and pictures. He replied: "yeah, Geoff could pound me like a piece of veal".

fml

On April 09 2009 10:22 NEwAcC) wrote:
did anyone notice this comment in the OP's link...



made me lol

On April 09 2009 10:22 NEwAcC) wrote:
did anyone notice this comment in the OP's link...



made me lol

On April 09 2009 08:24 HonestTea wrote:
Why is this disturbing?

Would it be less disturbing if it were a girl saying "he's so cute!"

On April 09 2009 08:24 HonestTea wrote:
Why is this disturbing?

Would it be less disturbing if it were a girl saying "he's so cute!"

On April 09 2009 10:24 uNcontroLable wrote:
Me, to same gay coworker: "geoff's about to get quite a few PMs from some new fans"
Him: *blank look*
Me: "Personal messages."
Him: "Ohhhhhh... I thought 'Public Masturbate'

On April 09 2009 10:19 Kwark wrote:

This is a long way outside my field of expertise but surely the bears will be pounding the cub.

On April 09 2009 10:53 inlagdsil wrote:
Also, to all those TLers who posted, know that a google search of your name will now turn up a gay site

On April 09 2009 10:17 uNcontroLable wrote:
Today, pictures of my boyfriend were posted on a site for gay men who like 'bears', where he was objectified like a pinup girl and discussed as if he were a delicious piece of meat. Laughing, not knowing how exactly to feel about this, I showed my gay coworker that thread and pictures. He replied: "yeah, Geoff could pound me like a piece of veal".

fml

On April 09 2009 10:45 Pepsicolaone wrote:

OMGosh LOL

On April 09 2009 11:00 JWD wrote:


OH NO EVERYONE WILL THINK WE'RE GAY

On April 09 2009 08:18 CharlieMurphy wrote:

fixed

hi guys this is Klazart do you mind voting for my book “Lesser Sins” on Authonomy.com?

It may or may not be about bears.

On April 09 2009 13:11 Jonoman92 wrote:
Lool



No... THIS is shameless self-promotion.

"13.
Klazart
April 8th, 2009 | 6:57 pm

hi guys this is Klazart do you mind voting for my book “Lesser Sins” on Authonomy.com?

It may or may not be about bears."

From the replies in the gay person thread.

On April 09 2009 09:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
"The Man inside me"
-Tobias Funke

I know who he is. His name is Geoff. He’s a 23 year old Oregon State college student from Spokane, WA who competes in pro lifting competitions. He is an English and History major. He says he can bench press 500 lbs. WOOF! He’s a contestant on Sci-Fi channel’s WCG Ultimate Gamer.

On April 09 2009 17:14 redtooth wrote:
this is ridiculous. inc, are you getting any new PMs asking for more pictures?

On April 09 2009 13:16 talismania wrote:
...it wasn't actually klazart, obviously.

On April 10 2009 00:25 D4EMON wrote:
sorry but THE TITLE of this topic is a triple entendre.

On April 09 2009 08:14 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


Behold.. I am the desired "cubby" of a gay community.

On April 10 2009 00:38 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
hey we are overlooking something here

all gay dudes have exceptional taste

obv this is confirmation that geoff is a prize catch

{88}iNcontroL wrote:
WOW I LOVE THIS THREAD

In no particular order:

Christian Bale
Mark Walburg
Brian Urlacher (god stick it in)
Steven Hawking (I would have to warm em up good but I think I could do it)
Peter Gabriel (he'd be so intimate)
Steven King
Spielberg
Bill Gates
Mora
Kenny Chesney
Russel Crow
Heath Ledger (think hes still fresh?)
Justin Timberlake
Don King
Corey Taylor
Mike Shadows
The Duke
Roger Clemens (He could curve ball me all day)

P.S. Geoff is fucking hot, it's true. And as far as i'm concerned... he's a wolf.

On April 10 2009 04:37 AlTheCake wrote:


I agree.

On April 10 2009 10:00 CharlieMurphy wrote:
too much faggotry going on in this thread imo

On April 10 2009 11:37 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I just had to get it out there!

1. Tommy
March 26th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

I know who he is. His name is Geoff. He’s a 23 year old Oregon State college student from Spokane, WA who competes in pro lifting competitions. He is an English and History major. He says he can bench press 500 lbs. WOOF! He’s a contestant on Sci-Fi channel’s WCG Ultimate Gamer.
2. Tim
March 26th, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Well, Jeremy, looks like the arm wrestling competition is about to get more entries.
3. martingregg
March 26th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

I REALLY need me some of that - damn he’s a total WOOFER!!!
4. Sevenzark_7
March 26th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

Oh, motherfuckinhellYESSSS!!!!
5. Oscar
March 26th, 2009 at 11:29 pm

I saw him on the advert and he immediately piqued my interest.

On April 10 2009 04:32 Mora wrote:
TL.NETDUCATION.

Bear: A bear is a bigger (200lbs+), older (30-35+), hairy gay man. They have a tendancy to like leather, such as the famed assless chaps. This is one of the biggest denominations of gay. Bears are considered versatile! (may be a top or a bottom or both).

Cub: A younger man who is [usually] bigger, young (25 or younger), hairy gay man who is destined to be a bear! They have not developed a tendancy towards any sort of fashion, though it's not uncommon to see them wearing plaid which turns out with you frowning and wondering if they are confused between being a gay man or being a lesbian with a penis who likes men. Cubs are young and unknowing! They might be a top one day and a bottom the next. Or they might dress in plaid. They are [typically] only sought after by bears who prefer younger men.

Otter: A hairy skinny man. This term is relatively new and does not have much definition other than it's a hairy man who is not a bear or a cub, and he's skinny. Who knows what position they prefer - probably both!

Wolf: A wolf is like a bear, except his weight is in muscle, can be any age, and is only ever a top. Wolves are typically attracted to all sorts of men, and sometimes even women!

For any other questions, please feel free to ask the resident Morasexual.

P.S. Geoff is fucking hot, it's true. And as far as i'm concerned... he's a wolf.

..rawr!

edit - Geoff, i would truly appreciate it if you posted on that guy's blog saying that i have first dibs. hmph.

On April 10 2009 00:30 Athos wrote:



whoa

On April 10 2009 02:23 niteReloaded wrote:
P.S.
(let's just hope >>> this thread <<< remains buried in the archives of TL.net)

here's an excerpt for those who missed it:

"Who would you go gay for?"


LOL

On April 10 2009 04:32 Mora wrote:
TL.NETDUCATION.

Bear: A bear is a bigger (200lbs+), older (30-35+), hairy gay man. They have a tendancy to like leather, such as the famed assless chaps. This is one of the biggest denominations of gay. Bears are considered versatile! (may be a top or a bottom or both).

Cub: A younger man who is [usually] bigger, young (25 or younger), hairy gay man who is destined to be a bear! They have not developed a tendancy towards any sort of fashion, though it's not uncommon to see them wearing plaid which turns out with you frowning and wondering if they are confused between being a gay man or being a lesbian with a penis who likes men. Cubs are young and unknowing! They might be a top one day and a bottom the next. Or they might dress in plaid. They are [typically] only sought after by bears who prefer younger men.

Otter: A hairy skinny man. This term is relatively new and does not have much definition other than it's a hairy man who is not a bear or a cub, and he's skinny. Who knows what position they prefer - probably both!

Wolf: A wolf is like a bear, except his weight is in muscle, can be any age, and is only ever a top. Wolves are typically attracted to all sorts of men, and sometimes even women!

For any other questions, please feel free to ask the resident Morasexual.

P.S. Geoff is fucking hot, it's true. And as far as i'm concerned... he's a wolf.

..rawr!

edit - Geoff, i would truly appreciate it if you posted on that guy's blog saying that i have first dibs. hmph.

On April 10 2009 11:37 {88}iNcontroL wrote:please remember to not offend or upset them.. they don't deserve to be trolled by a gaming forum like us This is very preemptive but I just had to get it out there!

On April 09 2009 08:25 zizou21 wrote:

"dibs"

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey buddy
Stranger: are u gay?
You: are you into bears?
Stranger: YES!
You: do you know geoff from the sci fi channel?
You: wcg ultimate gamer?
Stranger: yes i knoe
Stranger: 'know
You: what do you think of him?
Stranger: hot very hot
You: i know!
You: do you think he might be gay?
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: he looks like a gay little bit
You: oh man we can only hope!
Stranger: yes !
You: he can bench 500 lbs, i like a big strong man
Stranger: i like too
You: TL?
Stranger: no 8(
You: oh nvm
Stranger: are u gay? i am!
You: no sorry
Stranger: oh shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

On April 11 2009 16:28 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
OMGGGGGGGGGG LOL


ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL

i guess you're popular on omegle too!

On April 11 2009 03:25 gedanbarai wrote:
not sure about everyone else but i don't think this thread was such a good idea as funny as it has tuned out to be cause pedobears and nasty kind of fruitcakes will come and start lurking in this virgin forum

On April 12 2009 02:33 InToTheWannaB wrote:

yes because gay=pedo lol wtf?

On April 13 2009 02:58 CTStalker wrote:
ahahahahaha WOW that was amazing

for the first like 5 seconds i almost thought the bearded guy was incontrol, and i was like 'NO WAY'

On April 09 2009 08:21 Carnac wrote:
what's a cubby

On April 13 2009 03:08 zizou21 wrote:


no words

On April 13 2009 03:40 CTStalker wrote:
im not sure if i could handle that. i hear incontrol thrusts over 500lbs

Oh gods. The group over on TeamLiquid just found Bearforce1.

Let’s all take a moment to mourn the increasing number of souls that have been exposed to BF1. lol. Poor gamers. They were so young. So innocent. *coughs*

And yes for the folks on TL I humbly surrender the right of “dibs” to Mora. :-)

On April 18 2009 04:22 inlagdsil wrote:
This video is necessary here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0vrsxg0naA

On April 18 2009 04:32 uNcontroLable wrote:


Oh man...what was I thinking. Why did I push play? AT WORK. AT THE FRONT DESK.

I frantically pressed pause only to freeze it in public view on a shot of them all in speedoes riding something in a row.

fml

On April 18 2009 04:32 uNcontroLable wrote:


Oh man...what was I thinking. Why did I push play? AT WORK. AT THE FRONT DESK.

I frantically pressed pause only to freeze it in public view on a shot of them all in speedoes riding something in a row.

fml

On April 18 2009 04:54 freelander wrote:


do you have audio at work?

On April 18 2009 04:59 Megalisk wrote:
Those bearforce sings are really catchy, they look like total douchebags though.