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VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
April 09 2009 04:43 GMT
#141
@ the comments:
hi guys this is Klazart do you mind voting for my book “Lesser Sins” on Authonomy.com?

It may or may not be about bears.
roflmao
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
April 09 2009 05:03 GMT
#142
AHAHAHAHA omg
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
April 09 2009 05:12 GMT
#143
On April 09 2009 13:11 Jonoman92 wrote:
Lool

Show nested quote +
On April 09 2009 08:18 CharlieMurphy wrote:
On April 09 2009 08:18 rei wrote:
Shameful self promotion

fixed


No... THIS is shameless self-promotion.

"13.
Klazart
April 8th, 2009 | 6:57 pm

hi guys this is Klazart do you mind voting for my book “Lesser Sins” on Authonomy.com?

It may or may not be about bears."

From the replies in the gay person thread.




you got trolled.
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
Beardfish
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States525 Posts
April 09 2009 05:22 GMT
#144
On April 09 2009 09:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
"The Man inside me"
-Tobias Funke

DUDE, Arrested Development is awesome!
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17726 Posts
April 09 2009 05:24 GMT
#145
oh god....
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-09 05:50:15
April 09 2009 05:45 GMT
#146
"Just for clerical reasons of course I do have to say… dibs. That is if he turns gay and likes bears when he does."

Bahahaha, I almost spilled my coffee on my laptop. :D UltraBearalisk ftw.

edit: wtf? ^^
[image loading]
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
April 09 2009 06:00 GMT
#147
That's hilarious.
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
April 09 2009 06:40 GMT
#148
awesome good job? I guess?
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
anTi_
Profile Joined October 2008
United States499 Posts
April 09 2009 07:12 GMT
#149
this is hilarious, but inc's gf talking with the coworker and someone posting as klazart made this the best thread I've seen on this site.
www.thevapeapes.com
number1gog
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1081 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-09 07:36:02
April 09 2009 07:34 GMT
#150
Oh man this is too good.

I know who he is. His name is Geoff. He’s a 23 year old Oregon State college student from Spokane, WA who competes in pro lifting competitions. He is an English and History major. He says he can bench press 500 lbs. WOOF! He’s a contestant on Sci-Fi channel’s WCG Ultimate Gamer.


WOOF! Hahahahahahaha.

edit: Oh god the Rekrul troll post on bTalk is hilarious.
5sz6sz7sz1a2a3a4a kwanrollllllled
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
April 09 2009 07:53 GMT
#151
I can imagine the article
"Man killed while attempting coitus with a bear"
A man died today while attempting to have sexual intercourse with a 1500 pound grizzly-bear
"Well, we figure he was gay, and didn't really understand the term "bear"

okay i'm high, sorry this isn't funny at all.
U Gotta Skate.
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5459 Posts
April 09 2009 08:14 GMT
#152
this is ridiculous. inc, are you getting any new PMs asking for more pictures? one gay ("blueskies") linked to teamliquid and how they could PM you.
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
poingy
Profile Joined November 2007
United States59 Posts
April 09 2009 08:23 GMT
#153
On April 09 2009 17:14 redtooth wrote:
this is ridiculous. inc, are you getting any new PMs asking for more pictures?



If you do decide to take some nudes, I think TL gets dibs.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
April 09 2009 08:36 GMT
#154
Lets change his icon to a bear.
Do you really want chat rooms?
NotJumperer
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1371 Posts
April 09 2009 08:51 GMT
#155
--- Nuked ---
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
April 09 2009 08:52 GMT
#156
rofl hhahaha
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
April 09 2009 10:32 GMT
#157
Holy shit great shop, benjammin hahaha
a big fucking thumb up for you
XK ßubonic
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-09 10:44:46
April 09 2009 10:44 GMT
#158
Damn, that's actually pretty impressive :D Also hilarious that "The Bear" would turn out to be a more accurate title than anyone ever expected lol
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-09 11:35:15
April 09 2009 11:35 GMT
#159
On April 09 2009 13:16 talismania wrote:
...it wasn't actually klazart, obviously.


Does that matter?

:D
pR0gR4m3R
Profile Joined February 2008
Spain1446 Posts
April 09 2009 11:44 GMT
#160
wow, incontrol, watch out for your news "fans"

hahahahahaaaa
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