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P.S.
(let's just hope >>> this thread <<< remains buried in the archives of TL.net)
here's an excerpt for those who missed it:
"Who would you go gay for?"
{88}iNcontroL wrote:
WOW I LOVE THIS THREAD
In no particular order:
Christian Bale
Mark Walburg
Brian Urlacher (god stick it in)
Steven Hawking (I would have to warm em up good but I think I could do it)
Peter Gabriel (he'd be so intimate)
Steven King
Spielberg
Bill Gates
Mora
Kenny Chesney
Russel Crow
Heath Ledger (think hes still fresh?)
Justin Timberlake
Don King
Corey Taylor
Mike Shadows
The Duke
Roger Clemens (He could curve ball me all day)
LOL
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TL.NETDUCATION.
Bear: A bear is a bigger (200lbs+), older (30-35+), hairy gay man. They have a tendancy to like leather, such as the famed assless chaps. This is one of the biggest denominations of gay. Bears are considered versatile! (may be a top or a bottom or both).
Cub: A younger man who is [usually] bigger, young (25 or younger), hairy gay man who is destined to be a bear! They have not developed a tendancy towards any sort of fashion, though it's not uncommon to see them wearing plaid which turns out with you frowning and wondering if they are confused between being a gay man or being a lesbian with a penis who likes men. Cubs are young and unknowing! They might be a top one day and a bottom the next. Or they might dress in plaid. They are [typically] only sought after by bears who prefer younger men.
Otter: A hairy skinny man. This term is relatively new and does not have much definition other than it's a hairy man who is not a bear or a cub, and he's skinny. Who knows what position they prefer - probably both!
Wolf: A wolf is like a bear, except his weight is in muscle, can be any age, and is only ever a top. Wolves are typically attracted to all sorts of men, and sometimes even women!
For any other questions, please feel free to ask the resident Morasexual.
P.S. Geoff is fucking hot, it's true. And as far as i'm concerned... he's a wolf.
..rawr!
edit - Geoff, i would truly appreciate it if you posted on that guy's blog saying that i have first dibs. hmph.
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Canada9720 Posts
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P.S. Geoff is fucking hot, it's true. And as far as i'm concerned... he's a wolf.
I agree.
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"not into that cubby, but saying that he can play with my joystick!!"
rofl i love the comments
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On April 10 2009 04:37 AlTheCake wrote:Show nested quote +
P.S. Geoff is fucking hot, it's true. And as far as i'm concerned... he's a wolf.
I agree.
I think he's a wolf bear hybrid
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Some time ago, our iNcontroL
Had used his sig space to extol
A bear of Nazi-mauling fame,
A hero! Voytek was his name.
Geoff's gaming landed him a curse;
It seems attention must reverse.
Now bears are flocking to adore
His rugged looks, his golden fur.
They clamor, spellbound by his charms.
Each growls his intimate appeal:
"I'd love to cuddle in those arms!"
"Come pound me like a piece of veal!"
His sordid story thus begins.
For more, please purchase "Lesser Sins."
(Reposted from blog because I'm a whore)
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too much faggotry going on in this thread imo
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during this show i found myself constantly screaming incontrols name to kick ass.
Im gay for incontrol.
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On April 10 2009 10:00 CharlieMurphy wrote:
too much faggotry going on in this thread imo
you love it.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
<3 mora <3
defenestrate that poem is epic hahahaha
I actually had a large, muscular hairy man friend add me on facebook about 3 weeks ago. He did it under the premise that he was a fan of WCG UG. After I made this link my status on FB he posted saying he too was a bear (so was his numerous other.. similarly attributed men who added me on FB) and he might have been slightly offended that I found this funny. He said I should embrace it and it doesn't matter what group of people find me attractive I should be thankful that they do.
He is right.. I just cannot help but to feel a bit odd however. I say this cause I find the klazart post funny and the artosis one is a repost from another gay forum discussing me just under the comical name "artosis." But if anyone was thinking of doing other jokes.. please remember to not offend or upset them.. they don't deserve to be trolled by a gaming forum like us  This is very preemptive but I just had to get it out there!
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On April 10 2009 11:37 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I just had to get it out there!
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+ Show Spoiler + Jeremy
April 9th, 2009 | 5:05 pm
Well this post turned awkward pretty quick. lol
See the thing about relatively unknown podcasts by four guys in a basement is that you never really think if you call a straight guy two timezones away hot that they will hear you.
God bless the interwebs. lol
the owner posted this 
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HonestTea
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Bear culture is actually very interesting.
It shows that you don't have to be thin and effeminate to be gay.
There are people who fit all the traditional values of masculinity who also like other men.
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I'd cuddle a bear. Nothing wrong with a little 'just friends' spooning.
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konadora
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"damn he’s a total WOOFER!!!"
Thats right inc you are a woofer
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Fuck, I wish people wouldn't be so mean. I mean.... I don't see anyone with evidence that it wasn't in fact Klazart himself who really wrote it.
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