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niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
April 09 2009 17:23 GMT
#181
P.S.
(let's just hope >>> this thread <<< remains buried in the archives of TL.net)

here's an excerpt for those who missed it:

"Who would you go gay for?"
{88}iNcontroL wrote:
WOW I LOVE THIS THREAD

In no particular order:

Christian Bale
Mark Walburg
Brian Urlacher (god stick it in)
Steven Hawking (I would have to warm em up good but I think I could do it)
Peter Gabriel (he'd be so intimate)
Steven King
Spielberg
Bill Gates
Mora
Kenny Chesney
Russel Crow
Heath Ledger (think hes still fresh?)
Justin Timberlake
Don King
Corey Taylor
Mike Shadows
The Duke
Roger Clemens (He could curve ball me all day)


LOL
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-09 19:39:06
April 09 2009 19:32 GMT
#182
TL.NETDUCATION.

Bear: A bear is a bigger (200lbs+), older (30-35+), hairy gay man. They have a tendancy to like leather, such as the famed assless chaps. This is one of the biggest denominations of gay. Bears are considered versatile! (may be a top or a bottom or both).

Cub: A younger man who is [usually] bigger, young (25 or younger), hairy gay man who is destined to be a bear! They have not developed a tendancy towards any sort of fashion, though it's not uncommon to see them wearing plaid which turns out with you frowning and wondering if they are confused between being a gay man or being a lesbian with a penis who likes men. Cubs are young and unknowing! They might be a top one day and a bottom the next. Or they might dress in plaid. They are [typically] only sought after by bears who prefer younger men.

Otter: A hairy skinny man. This term is relatively new and does not have much definition other than it's a hairy man who is not a bear or a cub, and he's skinny. Who knows what position they prefer - probably both!

Wolf: A wolf is like a bear, except his weight is in muscle, can be any age, and is only ever a top. Wolves are typically attracted to all sorts of men, and sometimes even women!

For any other questions, please feel free to ask the resident Morasexual.

P.S. Geoff is fucking hot, it's true. And as far as i'm concerned... he's a wolf.

..rawr!

edit - Geoff, i would truly appreciate it if you posted on that guy's blog saying that i have first dibs. hmph.
Happiness only real when shared.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
April 09 2009 19:33 GMT
#183
lol
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
AlTheCake
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1071 Posts
April 09 2009 19:37 GMT
#184

P.S. Geoff is fucking hot, it's true. And as far as i'm concerned... he's a wolf.


I agree.
Kong John
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark1020 Posts
April 09 2009 21:33 GMT
#185
"not into that cubby, but saying that he can play with my joystick!!"

rofl i love the comments
This is real life, where nerds must battle!
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
April 09 2009 21:58 GMT
#186
On April 10 2009 04:37 AlTheCake wrote:
Show nested quote +

P.S. Geoff is fucking hot, it's true. And as far as i'm concerned... he's a wolf.


I agree.


I think he's a wolf bear hybrid
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
April 09 2009 22:12 GMT
#187
Some time ago, our iNcontroL
Had used his sig space to extol
A bear of Nazi-mauling fame,
A hero! Voytek was his name.

Geoff's gaming landed him a curse;
It seems attention must reverse.
Now bears are flocking to adore
His rugged looks, his golden fur.

They clamor, spellbound by his charms.
Each growls his intimate appeal:
"I'd love to cuddle in those arms!"
"Come pound me like a piece of veal!"

His sordid story thus begins.
For more, please purchase "Lesser Sins."


(Reposted from blog because I'm a whore)
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
April 10 2009 01:00 GMT
#188
too much faggotry going on in this thread imo
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
April 10 2009 01:06 GMT
#189
during this show i found myself constantly screaming incontrols name to kick ass.

Im gay for incontrol.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
April 10 2009 01:07 GMT
#190
On April 10 2009 10:00 CharlieMurphy wrote:
too much faggotry going on in this thread imo


you love it.
Happiness only real when shared.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
April 10 2009 02:37 GMT
#191
<3 mora <3

defenestrate that poem is epic hahahaha

I actually had a large, muscular hairy man friend add me on facebook about 3 weeks ago. He did it under the premise that he was a fan of WCG UG. After I made this link my status on FB he posted saying he too was a bear (so was his numerous other.. similarly attributed men who added me on FB) and he might have been slightly offended that I found this funny. He said I should embrace it and it doesn't matter what group of people find me attractive I should be thankful that they do.

He is right.. I just cannot help but to feel a bit odd however. I say this cause I find the klazart post funny and the artosis one is a repost from another gay forum discussing me just under the comical name "artosis." But if anyone was thinking of doing other jokes.. please remember to not offend or upset them.. they don't deserve to be trolled by a gaming forum like us This is very preemptive but I just had to get it out there!
jingXD
Profile Joined May 2007
United States283 Posts
April 10 2009 03:00 GMT
#192
On April 10 2009 11:37 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I just had to get it out there!

ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
April 10 2009 03:01 GMT
#193
+ Show Spoiler +
Jeremy
April 9th, 2009 | 5:05 pm

Well this post turned awkward pretty quick. lol

See the thing about relatively unknown podcasts by four guys in a basement is that you never really think if you call a straight guy two timezones away hot that they will hear you.

God bless the interwebs. lol



the owner posted this
Life?
Quanticfograw
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States2053 Posts
April 10 2009 03:22 GMT
#194
r-o-f-llllllllllllll
https://twitter.com/quanticfograw
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
April 10 2009 03:54 GMT
#195
Bear culture is actually very interesting.

It shows that you don't have to be thin and effeminate to be gay.

There are people who fit all the traditional values of masculinity who also like other men.
returns upon momentous occasions.
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8848 Posts
April 10 2009 03:56 GMT
#196
I'd cuddle a bear. Nothing wrong with a little 'just friends' spooning.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66357 Posts
April 10 2009 04:03 GMT
#197
LOL
POGGERS
snorlax
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States755 Posts
April 10 2009 04:06 GMT
#198
"damn he’s a total WOOFER!!!"

Thats right inc you are a woofer
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
April 10 2009 04:10 GMT
#199
Fuck, I wish people wouldn't be so mean. I mean.... I don't see anyone with evidence that it wasn't in fact Klazart himself who really wrote it.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
April 10 2009 04:11 GMT
#200
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I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
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