Gays love to be in control - Page 11

1. Tommy
March 26th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

I know who he is. His name is Geoff. He’s a 23 year old Oregon State college student from Spokane, WA who competes in pro lifting competitions. He is an English and History major. He says he can bench press 500 lbs. WOOF! He’s a contestant on Sci-Fi channel’s WCG Ultimate Gamer.
2. Tim
March 26th, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Well, Jeremy, looks like the arm wrestling competition is about to get more entries.
3. martingregg
March 26th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

I REALLY need me some of that - damn he’s a total WOOFER!!!
4. Sevenzark_7
March 26th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

Oh, motherfuckinhellYESSSS!!!!
5. Oscar
March 26th, 2009 at 11:29 pm

I saw him on the advert and he immediately piqued my interest.

On April 10 2009 04:32 Mora wrote:
TL.NETDUCATION.

Bear: A bear is a bigger (200lbs+), older (30-35+), hairy gay man. They have a tendancy to like leather, such as the famed assless chaps. This is one of the biggest denominations of gay. Bears are considered versatile! (may be a top or a bottom or both).

Cub: A younger man who is [usually] bigger, young (25 or younger), hairy gay man who is destined to be a bear! They have not developed a tendancy towards any sort of fashion, though it's not uncommon to see them wearing plaid which turns out with you frowning and wondering if they are confused between being a gay man or being a lesbian with a penis who likes men. Cubs are young and unknowing! They might be a top one day and a bottom the next. Or they might dress in plaid. They are [typically] only sought after by bears who prefer younger men.

Otter: A hairy skinny man. This term is relatively new and does not have much definition other than it's a hairy man who is not a bear or a cub, and he's skinny. Who knows what position they prefer - probably both!

Wolf: A wolf is like a bear, except his weight is in muscle, can be any age, and is only ever a top. Wolves are typically attracted to all sorts of men, and sometimes even women!

For any other questions, please feel free to ask the resident Morasexual.

P.S. Geoff is fucking hot, it's true. And as far as i'm concerned... he's a wolf.

..rawr!

edit - Geoff, i would truly appreciate it if you posted on that guy's blog saying that i have first dibs. hmph.

On April 10 2009 00:30 Athos wrote:



whoa

On April 10 2009 02:23 niteReloaded wrote:
P.S.
(let's just hope >>> this thread <<< remains buried in the archives of TL.net)

here's an excerpt for those who missed it:

"Who would you go gay for?"


LOL

On April 10 2009 04:32 Mora wrote:
TL.NETDUCATION.

Bear: A bear is a bigger (200lbs+), older (30-35+), hairy gay man. They have a tendancy to like leather, such as the famed assless chaps. This is one of the biggest denominations of gay. Bears are considered versatile! (may be a top or a bottom or both).

Cub: A younger man who is [usually] bigger, young (25 or younger), hairy gay man who is destined to be a bear! They have not developed a tendancy towards any sort of fashion, though it's not uncommon to see them wearing plaid which turns out with you frowning and wondering if they are confused between being a gay man or being a lesbian with a penis who likes men. Cubs are young and unknowing! They might be a top one day and a bottom the next. Or they might dress in plaid. They are [typically] only sought after by bears who prefer younger men.

Otter: A hairy skinny man. This term is relatively new and does not have much definition other than it's a hairy man who is not a bear or a cub, and he's skinny. Who knows what position they prefer - probably both!

Wolf: A wolf is like a bear, except his weight is in muscle, can be any age, and is only ever a top. Wolves are typically attracted to all sorts of men, and sometimes even women!

For any other questions, please feel free to ask the resident Morasexual.

P.S. Geoff is fucking hot, it's true. And as far as i'm concerned... he's a wolf.

..rawr!

edit - Geoff, i would truly appreciate it if you posted on that guy's blog saying that i have first dibs. hmph.

On April 10 2009 11:37 {88}iNcontroL wrote:please remember to not offend or upset them.. they don't deserve to be trolled by a gaming forum like us This is very preemptive but I just had to get it out there!

On April 09 2009 08:25 zizou21 wrote:

"dibs"

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey buddy
Stranger: are u gay?
You: are you into bears?
Stranger: YES!
You: do you know geoff from the sci fi channel?
You: wcg ultimate gamer?
Stranger: yes i knoe
Stranger: 'know
You: what do you think of him?
Stranger: hot very hot
You: i know!
You: do you think he might be gay?
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: he looks like a gay little bit
You: oh man we can only hope!
Stranger: yes !
You: he can bench 500 lbs, i like a big strong man
Stranger: i like too
You: TL?
Stranger: no 8(
You: oh nvm
Stranger: are u gay? i am!
You: no sorry
Stranger: oh shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

On April 11 2009 16:28 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
OMGGGGGGGGGG LOL


ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL

i guess you're popular on omegle too!

On April 11 2009 03:25 gedanbarai wrote:
not sure about everyone else but i don't think this thread was such a good idea as funny as it has tuned out to be cause pedobears and nasty kind of fruitcakes will come and start lurking in this virgin forum

On April 12 2009 02:33 InToTheWannaB wrote:

yes because gay=pedo lol wtf?