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AK-Nemesis
Profile Joined December 2002
2005 Posts
November 18 2003 19:41 GMT
#61
wow!
Nemesis has left the building~
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
November 18 2003 20:00 GMT
#62
That was real sad *tear*
Nak Allstar.
iGgs
Profile Joined April 2003
Russian Federation772 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-11-18 20:11:01
November 18 2003 20:10 GMT
#63
do you guys seriously find this touching? what the hell , everyone has a right to their own opinion but how can you possibly find that touching much less read through the whole thing without having the thought of how absurd it is cross your mind
Grotfang
Profile Joined May 2003
Belgium490 Posts
November 18 2003 20:23 GMT
#64
This story made me sad. It's so absurd and pykie is a cute name, I felt sorry for pykie and didn't want him to die, but he died anyway


GG pykie, you were right, you really be probe
No plz only LT.. no not TvT.. no.. ok cancel?
ebba
Profile Joined July 2003
Australia63 Posts
November 18 2003 21:17 GMT
#65
that was awesome but why is everyone telling him to write another? didnt he say starhunter wrote it?

that sketch kicked ass as well.
Farahgrim
Profile Joined November 2002
Sweden26 Posts
November 19 2003 18:15 GMT
#66
Gosu picture.It makes me want to become a Zealot when I grow up!
Afk
Aukai
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1183 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-11-19 18:33:10
November 19 2003 18:31 GMT
#67
On November 18 2003 21:29 GundamVX wrote:
My question is, where did Pykie the probe learn to speak ebonics?

-_-


rofl.

It was a sad story, how can you not feel sorry for pykie? =/
There was one really amazing gal. She was one of the biggest chick i ever seen.
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
November 19 2003 18:51 GMT
#68
Lolz.. i'm glade u guys liked it... i cried too when i first read it T_T
i saw this on teamaus forum, starhunter posted this, he also wrote another story about a reaver T_T i will post this too if u want.
Rillanon.au
Tien
Profile Joined January 2003
Russian Federation4447 Posts
November 19 2003 18:55 GMT
#69
yeah yeah, post em all, i cant get access to that site
We decide our own destiny
RaiZ
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
2813 Posts
November 19 2003 18:55 GMT
#70
For sure yeah ! Maybe there's 1 or 2 guys which didn't liked it but keep in ur mind that there's more than 100 guys who liked it...

Nice reading post.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde
MyztiC`Terran
Profile Joined August 2003
United States374 Posts
November 19 2003 20:20 GMT
#71
Theres always a strange person in every race
Abang_Zealot
Profile Joined June 2003
Indonesia866 Posts
November 19 2003 22:43 GMT
#72
Here's the other story by Starhunter :D
direct copy and paste btw =P

-------------------BEGIN----------------------------
The Little Reaver that Could



As Robby Reaver slowly made his way towards the shuttle those four words kept echoing in his head over and over, "I think I can, I think I can". Robby didn't like riding in the shuttle very much at all. It was really stuffy and he could hardly hear himself think with the two funny blue men yelling "foradune, foradune" back and forth at each other. "What's a foradune anyway?" Robby wondered. Robby thought it would be really cool if they got to land next to the pretty blue crystals, but everyone kept saying they couldn't because of something called a missellturd.



As the shuttle carefully descended in a clearing outside of the range of the missellturds, Robby could see a small man pointing up at the shuttle yelling "Da Plane, Da Plane!!" Once they hit the ground the funny blue men started pushing and shoving Robby towards the shuttle door, but before he moved an inch he calmly told himself, "I think I can, I think I can".



Several very bad men started shooting at Robby as soon as he crawled out of the stuffy shuttle. Being the peaceful Reaver that he was, Robby felt very bad about making the first four bad men explode. Robby really couldn't understand why everyone was giving him so much attention. He turned around just in time to see four more men jump out of a gray building sticking up out of the dirt. These men were far away, but from a distance it looked like they were jumping and shouting and having a good time. Robby couldn't understand why the funny blue men kept dragging them to the ground. One of the men tripped and fell as he tried to run back into the gray building. "Gee, I hope he didn't skin his knee", Robby thought.



It was at that moment that Robby remembered the pretty blue crystals. All he wanted was to get a few of them for his rock collection, but these funny men called esseevees were trying to take them all for themselves. Robby really wanted to get some of the crystals for himself, but he could barely move two feet without running into one of the esseevees. Then it hit him. "I know" Robby exclaimed, "I bet the esseevees would love to play a game of catch." Robby figured he could get the ball rolling by lobbing a scarab into the middle of the esseevees. He watched with a quizzical look as they all dropped their crystals and scattered in all directions. "Oh well, maybe they don't like to play catch."



Robby heard a loud clanging noise and looked to see one of the funny blue men beating on the door to the metal house that the bad men kept popping out of. The blue man looked really hurt, like he fell off his bike or somethin'. Robby couldn't understand why so many more blue men kept showing up. They were really playing very rough with the esseevees. "Maybe they're on recess", Robby thought.



All of a sudden everything stopped. Robby strained and strained but he couldn't move and inch. The only thing he could see was a big blue screen with a digital countdown that said "waiting for player '[H]h_Dukkha'." Robby remembered his teacher telling him about these bad men called Lamers. He wondered if [H]h_Dukkha was one of these Lamers. Soon Robby was able to move once again. All of the blue men kept yelling something about discorrectors (or was it misconnectors?) "Oh well", he thought as he began picking out the best crystals for his rock collection.



Just then he saw a large floating ship... Could this be a Battlecruiser that he had heard so much about? He didn't have time to think... The shuttle was about to leave and they were yelling for him to hurry and get in... As robby slowly inched towards the shuttle the battlecruiser got closer, and closer... Finally the shuttle took off. They wouldn't wait any longer for Robby... "Wait for me" Yelled Robby, but they wouldn't stop for anything. As the shuttle disapeared in the distance the bad men and the Battlecruiser got closer... "I think I can, I think I can" repeated robby over and over as he let off a scarab into a group of the bad men coming his way... "Must Rebuild Scarabs" Thought Robby To Himself... Then he let off another scarab blowing up the rest of the bad men. "Whoops" Thought Robby to himself.



Just as the Battlecruiser was arriving he heard enginges in the distance... IT WAS 4 CARRIERS that came to save robby... "All of this for little old me" thought Robby to himself...

awww such cute robby reavers

-------------------------END--------------------------------
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
November 20 2003 09:39 GMT
#73
awwwwww
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
November 20 2003 10:03 GMT
#74
lmao canrt belive there was lag rofl
I may not be the best player right now but I think I can beat any 'best' players. I'll beat all the best players and become the best player. Watch me. - Jju
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
November 20 2003 10:09 GMT
#75
it's too bad that starhunter is retiring T_T
he was not only a good cs, sc and war3 player but he also write good stories T_T
i once saw him play in a lan tournament, he was very friendly and kind. Good manner all the times
farewellz, we will not forget
Rillanon.au
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
November 20 2003 10:13 GMT
#76
lol that sucked big time...

i really wanted the BC to yamato robby kakaka :p
Im back, in pog form!
LMNt
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia26 Posts
December 08 2003 11:55 GMT
#77
he be probe T_____T!
fear me, the regend of bw
LMNt
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia26 Posts
December 08 2003 11:56 GMT
#78
btw.. well written
fear me, the regend of bw
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-12-08 12:14:17
December 08 2003 12:12 GMT
#79
that drawing kicked ass. u should illustrate the whole story and put it up as a like a children's book thing.. the art is good at least. story kind of simple but oh well.

i read a lot of pr0n stories. maybe i could try to write a starcraft-themed one.
Pafnucy
Profile Joined October 2002
Poland1124 Posts
December 08 2003 13:16 GMT
#80
"All of a sudden everything stopped. Robby strained and strained but he couldn't move and inch. The only thing he could see was a big blue screen with a digital countdown that said "waiting for player '[H]h_Dukkha'." Robby remembered his teacher telling him about these bad men called Lamers. He wondered if [H]h_Dukkha was one of these Lamers."

lol
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