I Be Probe - Page 7

Eniram

Sudan3166 Posts

July 05 2004 08:42 GMT

#121

I BE VERY OLD THREAD THAT WAS BROUGHT UP FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN A RELATED THREAD STARTED

I only put it in all caps cuz the title is, please don't ban me

Ceril

Sweden1343 Posts

July 05 2004 08:46 GMT

#122

Pykie! The best probe in the whole wide universe!
*sniff*

{CC}StealthBlue

United States41117 Posts

July 05 2004 09:00 GMT

#123

I BE DRONE

sum1 write

SoL.Origin

Argentina2400 Posts

July 05 2004 09:14 GMT

#124

nono I BE SCV! ART OF 60 HP!!

suxN

Finland1167 Posts

July 05 2004 09:36 GMT

#125

i enjoyed reading this, but what i know, protoss arent that cruel against probes :-/

Zerg0

149 Posts

July 05 2004 09:40 GMT

#126

They are robots, zealots dont 'even talk with probes. Do you talk with ur computer? No.

karelen

Sweden2407 Posts

July 05 2004 09:42 GMT

#127

original pykie > rip off probe

Dave[9]

United States2365 Posts

July 05 2004 09:47 GMT

#128

WHAT THEY MUSTA HAD POWER OVERWHELMING ON

You cheated that poor lurker.

Sw1tCh

United States2005 Posts

July 05 2004 10:25 GMT

#129

bump more 6-month-old threads please

{CC}StealthBlue

United States41117 Posts

July 05 2004 11:16 GMT

#130

mics.....

PanoRaMa

United States5070 Posts

July 05 2004 13:27 GMT

#131

On July 05 2004 18:40 Zerg0 wrote:
They are robots, zealots dont 'even talk with probes. Do you talk with ur computer? No.

yes..

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

July 05 2004 13:54 GMT

#132

One day Timmy The Lurker was sitting around, picking at a pile of shit on the ground. He daydreamed of being the mightyest lurker of all. As he clawed the pile of shit, he thought of how great it would be to fall out of an overlord, burrow into a plateau, and rip up some pitiful SCVs. Unfortunately for Timmy, he was the worst lurker the Overmind had ever seen. His spines were blunt, and did not travel as fast as the other Lurkers' spines. They laughed at him. He did not get to come on raids. He did not get to play in their Lurker games.

Suddenly, a protoss shuttle flew overhead. Timmy wasted no time covering himself in dirt. A little bastard probe landed. Timmy fired line after line of deadly spines, but the little bastard probe would not die. The overmind screamed in Timmy's tiny brain. "KILL THE DAMNED PROBE, YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF EXCREMENT." Timmy's feelings were hurt. In a spray of blood, a Spore Colony was torn down by the litle bastard probe. Timmy worried that the Overmind would have him sacrificed to some pagan god or another, so he diligently continued his assault on the little bastard probe. Finally, the little bastard probe succumbed to his hail of spines, and crumpled into a fizzling mess.

Timmy was feeling mighty proud of himself now. He had momentarily forgotten what a terrible job he had done killing the little bastard probe, remembering only that it was dead.

He looked at the shuttle from under his dirt clod. It floated above the drones. The blue engines mezmerized him. He looked to the drones. They were, one by one, ripping apart! Timmy could not see any Protoss attackers, but all the drones were dying. So, he ignored it.

Timmy could hear obscenities being yelled at him from far away. He looked to the horizon and noticed a gigantic Overlord floating towards the Zerg base, which was now almost completely dismantled. As the overlord got closer, the obscenities got louder. As the overord stopped right above him, Timmy looked up at the monstrous Ultralisk that was falling from several hundred feet. It landed right on Timmy's head and he died.

Goddamn little bastard probe