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Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
February 11 2009 07:56 GMT
#81
On February 11 2009 02:43 EsX_Raptor wrote:
//**********************************************************************************************************
// program designed to make you look like a kid that is better than every other mother's sons
// retarded. upon the release of this program, many children inferior to you will suffer as they
// will be compared to you. program is an aunto-download thus instant profit as mothers will
// be downloading it to force their children to look at it and see how successful you are and
// how retarded they are.
//***********************************************************************************************************

finger.put = line;
shake.erase = true;
end


AHAHAHAHAHA. ya

can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
BlizzardTevez
Profile Joined February 2009
33 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-11 08:13:41
February 11 2009 08:12 GMT
#82
On February 11 2009 02:08 SkY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2009 02:05 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Yeah I too remember when my dad used to do 90% of the projects for me and my teacher thought I was a prodigy...


Those were the days...

I hated when teachers came up and congratulated me on something I didn't do though... made me feel empty inside.

So true.
6 coding languages and 9 years, not a chance.
I'd be very surprised if that kid can actually calculate 5+5 and not to mention code in 6 languages.

Even experienced programmers that have worked on a lot of projects don't know that many languages.

But it makes for a great story and maybe a small viewers boost for them.
CSN
Profile Joined February 2009
United States175 Posts
February 11 2009 09:39 GMT
#83
On February 11 2009 17:12 BlizzardTevez wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2009 02:08 SkY wrote:
On February 11 2009 02:05 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Yeah I too remember when my dad used to do 90% of the projects for me and my teacher thought I was a prodigy...


Those were the days...

I hated when teachers came up and congratulated me on something I didn't do though... made me feel empty inside.

So true.
6 coding languages and 9 years, not a chance.
I'd be very surprised if that kid can actually calculate 5+5 and not to mention code in 6 languages.
.


why would it be surprising if he could calculate 5+5?
"you posting only about sports here makes you a non-contributing member, and therefor, your arrogant attitude towards him is not good humor, just you being a prick." -kazius
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17768 Posts
February 11 2009 09:55 GMT
#84
On February 11 2009 02:33 fanatacist wrote:
I thought he was gosu at Counter Strike, I wanted vids ):

Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
February 11 2009 10:46 GMT
#85
On February 11 2009 02:43 EsX_Raptor wrote:
//**********************************************************************************************************
// program designed to make you look like a kid that is better than every other mother's sons
// retarded. upon the release of this program, many children inferior to you will suffer as they
// will be compared to you. program is an aunto-download thus instant profit as mothers will
// be downloading it to force their children to look at it and see how successful you are and
// how retarded they are.
//***********************************************************************************************************

finger.put = line;
shake.erase = true;
end


How incredibly ignorant and foolish.
Im a 22 year old programmer, C#, VB, SQL and like 10 more but those are my best.
I would struggle to imagine how a 9 year old could do that after 4 years of college learning java and cs and i wouldnt find it easy. Writing in Compact framework is harder than normal programming too.


Please refrain from such jealous posts raptor, it makes you look like the "Retard."
ok?
gj kid.
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
Apollo[AoN]
Profile Joined May 2005
Romania22 Posts
February 11 2009 11:00 GMT
#86
when i was 11 i had a basic (Cobra) computer with tape recorder to load games and apps. one of the tapes had my favorite game and from all that using the tape got destroyed and the game was not loading.That was because the header was gone so in 1 day i wrote the entire header in assembler (hardest programming language). so this kid writing an iphone app with modern programming tools is not so extraordinary...and maybe he had help from his father, i didn't only from books...
Just some random noob ;)
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 11 2009 13:48 GMT
#87
On February 11 2009 03:43 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2009 02:59 Phrujbaz wrote:
???? lol
I only knew 4 programming languages when I was 9. I'm so jealous.

wat

Don't look at his post, it was written while he was blowing himself.
Peace~
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
February 11 2009 13:49 GMT
#88
On February 11 2009 02:33 fanatacist wrote:
I thought he was gosu at Counter Strike, I wanted vids ):

The artist formerly known as Starparty
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 11 2009 13:51 GMT
#89
On February 11 2009 19:46 Vex wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2009 02:43 EsX_Raptor wrote:
//**********************************************************************************************************
// program designed to make you look like a kid that is better than every other mother's sons
// retarded. upon the release of this program, many children inferior to you will suffer as they
// will be compared to you. program is an aunto-download thus instant profit as mothers will
// be downloading it to force their children to look at it and see how successful you are and
// how retarded they are.
//***********************************************************************************************************

finger.put = line;
shake.erase = true;
end


How incredibly ignorant and foolish.
Im a 22 year old programmer, C#, VB, SQL and like 10 more but those are my best.
I would struggle to imagine how a 9 year old could do that after 4 years of college learning java and cs and i wouldnt find it easy. Writing in Compact framework is harder than normal programming too.


Please refrain from such jealous posts raptor, it makes you look like the "Retard."
ok?
gj kid.

If you wouldn't find it easy to make a doodling program in ANY language after 4 years of college and apparent mastery of ~13 languages, you should take a step away from the computer (don't go outside though, you might be seen), and reassess your life right now.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 11 2009 13:52 GMT
#90
On February 11 2009 20:00 Apollo[AoN] wrote:
when i was 11 i had a basic (Cobra) computer with tape recorder to load games and apps. one of the tapes had my favorite game and from all that using the tape got destroyed and the game was not loading.That was because the header was gone so in 1 day i wrote the entire header in assembler (hardest programming language). so this kid writing an iphone app with modern programming tools is not so extraordinary...and maybe he had help from his father, i didn't only from books...

Jesus fucking shit, another e-penis-enlargement thread. I hate these.
Peace~
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
February 11 2009 14:11 GMT
#91
On February 11 2009 22:51 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2009 19:46 Vex wrote:
On February 11 2009 02:43 EsX_Raptor wrote:
//**********************************************************************************************************
// program designed to make you look like a kid that is better than every other mother's sons
// retarded. upon the release of this program, many children inferior to you will suffer as they
// will be compared to you. program is an aunto-download thus instant profit as mothers will
// be downloading it to force their children to look at it and see how successful you are and
// how retarded they are.
//***********************************************************************************************************

finger.put = line;
shake.erase = true;
end


How incredibly ignorant and foolish.
Im a 22 year old programmer, C#, VB, SQL and like 10 more but those are my best.
I would struggle to imagine how a 9 year old could do that after 4 years of college learning java and cs and i wouldnt find it easy. Writing in Compact framework is harder than normal programming too.


Please refrain from such jealous posts raptor, it makes you look like the "Retard."
ok?
gj kid.

If you wouldn't find it easy to make a doodling program in ANY language after 4 years of college and apparent mastery of ~13 languages, you should take a step away from the computer (don't go outside though, you might be seen), and reassess your life right now.


your kidding rite?
on a handheld app?
using the 3.5 framework yea?
Tell me, 1 drawing line for that (in any language but seeing as this was a cs thread, use the system.drawing or system.drawing.graphics function), and il accept what youve said as a tiny bit viable.
Otherwise, your a fucking idiot child who needs 2 stfu unless he knows wtf he's talking about.

and yeah, i would not find it easy to write that, ive made a signiture capture and encryptor for a handheld and it was a custom control derived from a panel and picturebox. amounted to 4 classes in total.
SO GOGO show me u know wtf ur talking bout "MAN"!
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 11 2009 14:17 GMT
#92
On February 11 2009 23:11 Vex wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2009 22:51 fanatacist wrote:
On February 11 2009 19:46 Vex wrote:
On February 11 2009 02:43 EsX_Raptor wrote:
//**********************************************************************************************************
// program designed to make you look like a kid that is better than every other mother's sons
// retarded. upon the release of this program, many children inferior to you will suffer as they
// will be compared to you. program is an aunto-download thus instant profit as mothers will
// be downloading it to force their children to look at it and see how successful you are and
// how retarded they are.
//***********************************************************************************************************

finger.put = line;
shake.erase = true;
end


How incredibly ignorant and foolish.
Im a 22 year old programmer, C#, VB, SQL and like 10 more but those are my best.
I would struggle to imagine how a 9 year old could do that after 4 years of college learning java and cs and i wouldnt find it easy. Writing in Compact framework is harder than normal programming too.


Please refrain from such jealous posts raptor, it makes you look like the "Retard."
ok?
gj kid.

If you wouldn't find it easy to make a doodling program in ANY language after 4 years of college and apparent mastery of ~13 languages, you should take a step away from the computer (don't go outside though, you might be seen), and reassess your life right now.


your kidding rite?
on a handheld app?
using the 3.5 framework yea?
Tell me, 1 drawing line for that (in any language but seeing as this was a cs thread, use the system.drawing or system.drawing.graphics function), and il accept what youve said as a tiny bit viable.
Otherwise, your a fucking idiot child who needs 2 stfu unless he knows wtf he's talking about.

and yeah, i would not find it easy to write that, ive made a signiture capture and encryptor for a handheld and it was a custom control derived from a panel and picturebox. amounted to 4 classes in total.
SO GOGO show me u know wtf ur talking bout "MAN"!

Answer this first, is English your first language?

If it is, then I take back what I said. I applaud your remarkable progress in the world of programming despite such monumental deficiencies.
Peace~
aupstar
Profile Joined June 2007
Australia912 Posts
February 11 2009 15:03 GMT
#93
If you can learn 1 programming language (i.e., C) all the other programming are pretty similar.

Programming isn't that hard.

It's all simple mathematics and logic.

It takes forever to write code though, and debugging is a nightmare..lol

Kudos to the 9 year old who decided to learn programming while his friends are probably learning how to spell. I really think our education system needs a big revamp with things like programming included in the curriculum.
Firebats, the natural enemy of octozerg
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
February 11 2009 15:31 GMT
#94
On February 11 2009 23:17 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2009 23:11 Vex wrote:
On February 11 2009 22:51 fanatacist wrote:
On February 11 2009 19:46 Vex wrote:
On February 11 2009 02:43 EsX_Raptor wrote:
//**********************************************************************************************************
// program designed to make you look like a kid that is better than every other mother's sons
// retarded. upon the release of this program, many children inferior to you will suffer as they
// will be compared to you. program is an aunto-download thus instant profit as mothers will
// be downloading it to force their children to look at it and see how successful you are and
// how retarded they are.
//***********************************************************************************************************

finger.put = line;
shake.erase = true;
end


How incredibly ignorant and foolish.
Im a 22 year old programmer, C#, VB, SQL and like 10 more but those are my best.
I would struggle to imagine how a 9 year old could do that after 4 years of college learning java and cs and i wouldnt find it easy. Writing in Compact framework is harder than normal programming too.


Please refrain from such jealous posts raptor, it makes you look like the "Retard."
ok?
gj kid.

If you wouldn't find it easy to make a doodling program in ANY language after 4 years of college and apparent mastery of ~13 languages, you should take a step away from the computer (don't go outside though, you might be seen), and reassess your life right now.


your kidding rite?
on a handheld app?
using the 3.5 framework yea?
Tell me, 1 drawing line for that (in any language but seeing as this was a cs thread, use the system.drawing or system.drawing.graphics function), and il accept what youve said as a tiny bit viable.
Otherwise, your a fucking idiot child who needs 2 stfu unless he knows wtf he's talking about.

and yeah, i would not find it easy to write that, ive made a signiture capture and encryptor for a handheld and it was a custom control derived from a panel and picturebox. amounted to 4 classes in total.
SO GOGO show me u know wtf ur talking bout "MAN"!

Answer this first, is English your first language?

If it is, then I take back what I said. I applaud your remarkable progress in the world of programming despite such monumental deficiencies.


thanks for confirming what i thought and ignoring the challenge. exactly what i expected.
lol. like i said, dont post unless you have even a slight knowledge of wtf your talking about.
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
February 11 2009 16:05 GMT
#95
Vex chill the fuck out dude.

I'm a CS student as well in my Junior year (19 years old) and trust me, it isn't that easy to program.

But have in mind that there are a lot of iPhone code libraries that let you do those sort of things easily.
You talk like you're assuming the kid made that program from scratch.
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
February 11 2009 16:16 GMT
#96
I am envious.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Chromyne
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada561 Posts
February 11 2009 16:19 GMT
#97
On February 11 2009 22:52 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2009 20:00 Apollo[AoN] wrote:
when i was 11 i had a basic (Cobra) computer with tape recorder to load games and apps. one of the tapes had my favorite game and from all that using the tape got destroyed and the game was not loading.That was because the header was gone so in 1 day i wrote the entire header in assembler (hardest programming language). so this kid writing an iphone app with modern programming tools is not so extraordinary...and maybe he had help from his father, i didn't only from books...

Jesus fucking shit, another e-penis-enlargement thread. I hate these.


I know, right? I suck at programming =/
Soli Deo gloria.
anotak
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1537 Posts
February 11 2009 16:21 GMT
#98
this really isn't that big of a deal
i wrote a fully featured text editor with syntax highlighting when i was 10 and i knew perl and C and qbasic and nobody gave enough of a fuck to write a news article about me. really though the reality is that i'm not that smart and neither is this kid. kids are capable of a lot more than they're given credit for. it's just that the idiot media thinks that computers are a black magical art. Same reason given to 13-year-old "genius" hackers who really are just persistent morons.

you also have to keep in mind that it's a lot easier to learn programming now... i learned all that without internet access from either books my dad had laying around or just fucking around.

and @ the guy that said nobody knows 6 languages.... I KNOW 6 languages right here. and I'm not even that smart. I'm a second year software engineering student.

also, i bet the code is the ugliest worst designed shit ever because the kid might know 6 programming languages but doesn't know shit about good design. but he's probably learning from mistakes right now so it's cool.
PriitM
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Algeria181 Posts
February 11 2009 16:21 GMT
#99
--- Nuked ---
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
February 11 2009 16:44 GMT
#100
I'm thirty five and I know sixteen programming languages, even Spanish. By the way let me tell you something. This kid is my brother.
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