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+ Show Spoiler +On December 13 2008 05:57 Archaic wrote:
public class HelloWorld
{
pubic static void main(String[] args)
{
String[] statements = new String[7]
statements = {
"Romanticism is the discovery, then expanded intuitive understanding that the self and the other exist in a categorically interdependent imperative, that the nature of the real is non-systematic and transcendent, and that value is simultaneously coalescent with the absolute, yet experientially radically individuated.",
"It all comes from the heart and bubbles forth...",
"Sup guise lets have buttseks. ",
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis",
"what does this have to do with falling in love with one's sister?",
"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR",
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land."}
System.out.println("Hello World!");
intelligence(statements);
}
public void intelligence(int go)
{
System.out.println(go[(int)(Math.random()*go.length())]);
}
}
EDIT
I'm not going to keep this up to date...
n*x&(n-1)?
That's not gonna compile man. You're referring to the non-static method intelligence from the static method main. Oh, that and your main method is pubic.
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This is not WC3 in Space... It is much more sophisticated
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“There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.”
- Ali ibn Abi-Talib
“Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.”
“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.”
- Dom Helder Camara
You learn alot from civilization 4
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Style is comprised mainly of the manner in which you break the rules.
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On December 13 2008 06:20 Aurious wrote:
This is not WC3 in Space... It is much more sophisticated
I think it was just "This is not warcraft in space." War3 didnt come out until 4 years after SC 
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On December 13 2008 06:30 Ideas wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 06:20 Aurious wrote:
This is not WC3 in Space... It is much more sophisticated I think it was just "This is not warcraft in space." War3 didnt come out until 4 years after SC
He's talking about SC2.
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is awesome32277 Posts
I find bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you'll say
You'll find that out anyway
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When a shock wave hits something, stuff happens and you see waves n stuff bounce around
F = ma
Aaaaaaand I'm spent
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Isn't tl.net's IQ supposed to be like above average? I guess this thread proves that tl is not as smart as it thinks it is? =O
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I wouldn't say this is the smartest I've seen or known but it's the best that I have on hand right now:
The Sun sucks dark. In fact it sucks dark so hard that the friction of the dark moving to the Sun causes the Sun to be very hot. The flow of dark towards the Sun intercepted by the Earth causes the side of the Earth away from the Sun to accumulate dark, thus causing Night. As the Earth rotates the dark caught on the night side can then be pulled off, this causing the absence of dark known as Day.
What we call light bulbs are truly dark suckers as well. That is why light bulbs are hot, just like the Sun. When a light bulb is full of dark and won’t suck dark any more, it cools off. If you look in old light bulbs you can even see the accumulation of dark. Dark is also heavier than water. This can be seen in the oceans where the deeper you go the darker it gets.
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HnR)hT
United States3468 Posts
To the leading order in perturbation theory in quantum electrodynamics, fermions and antifermions in eigenstates of four-momentum interact by exchanging a four-momentum conserving virtual photon.
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On December 13 2008 06:15 Varn wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On December 13 2008 05:57 Archaic wrote:
public class HelloWorld
{
pubic static void main(String[] args)
{
String[] statements = new String[7]
statements = {
"Romanticism is the discovery, then expanded intuitive understanding that the self and the other exist in a categorically interdependent imperative, that the nature of the real is non-systematic and transcendent, and that value is simultaneously coalescent with the absolute, yet experientially radically individuated.",
"It all comes from the heart and bubbles forth...",
"Sup guise lets have buttseks. ",
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis",
"what does this have to do with falling in love with one's sister?",
"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR",
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land."}
System.out.println("Hello World!");
intelligence(statements);
}
public void intelligence(int go)
{
System.out.println(go[(int)(Math.random()*go.length())]);
}
}
EDIT
I'm not going to keep this up to date...
n*x&(n-1)?
That's not gonna compile man. You're referring to the non-static method intelligence from the static method main. Oh, that and your main method is pubic.
lol nice
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United States24752 Posts
Pretty much anything I say to my students seems to fall in this category no matter how clear I make it.
On December 13 2008 06:59 HnR)hT wrote:
To the leading order in perturbation theory in quantum electrodynamics, fermions and antifermions in eigenstates of four-momentum interact by exchanging a four-momentum conserving virtual photon.
I think I know every word in there and yet that doesn't seem to make sense. I hope your goal was to slap together 10 impressive sounding physics terms rather than to transmit a coherent message.
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I have picture of staff and warlock on my pillow in house. :<0 My face has moustache.
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HnR)hT
United States3468 Posts
On December 13 2008 07:07 micronesia wrote:Pretty much anything I say to my students seems to fall in this category no matter how clear I make it. Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 06:59 HnR)hT wrote:
To the leading order in perturbation theory in quantum electrodynamics, fermions and antifermions in eigenstates of four-momentum interact by exchanging a four-momentum conserving virtual photon. I think I know every word in there and yet that doesn't seem to make sense. I hope your goal was to slap together 10 impressive sounding physics terms rather than to transmit a coherent message.
No. It's 100% correct as it stands. Do you know quantum field theory? :O
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United States24752 Posts
On December 13 2008 07:11 HnR)hT wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 07:07 micronesia wrote:Pretty much anything I say to my students seems to fall in this category no matter how clear I make it. On December 13 2008 06:59 HnR)hT wrote:
To the leading order in perturbation theory in quantum electrodynamics, fermions and antifermions in eigenstates of four-momentum interact by exchanging a four-momentum conserving virtual photon. I think I know every word in there and yet that doesn't seem to make sense. I hope your goal was to slap together 10 impressive sounding physics terms rather than to transmit a coherent message. No. It's 100% correct as it stands. Do you know quantum field theory? :O
No I only know basic quantum mechanics... as well as eigenstates, four-momentum, etc
Is your wording just a little atypical for english?
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Braavos36389 Posts
Coming is Like El Nino !
El Nino is spanish word for child. Like all things spanish, it is dangerous. It kills people and burn down trees. This child is more than a child. It really isn't child at all. It is a storm. A deadly storm that kills people and burns down trees.
Warm water usually builds up around Australia. But not any more with El Nino. El Nino moves the warm water from Australia to somewhere else, namely to other places. Where are these other places? These are places that also have water, but water that usually not as warm as the warm water El Nino moves to these said other places. These other places are to the east. Of the water.
In Peru, they have many names for many things, one of the things they have names for is for people who go fishing, go fishing to make a living. If we had a word for this kind of people that would be "fisherman". But we don't.
In Peru, they have different names for things that we do in America. They call that kind of people "pescadores". That's Spanish. That's what they speak in Peru. When El Nino comes, these "pescadores" can't catch any fish. El Nino is caused when the peruvian god get angry. They have been angry for millions of years and have made El Nino for millions of years. Many many moons ago, the Peruvians commited human sacrifices to satiate there gods and end the flood that was caused by El Nino. In todays modern dog-eat-dog work-a-day world of scientists, diplomats, McSalad Shakers and George Bush Jr., we no longer have access to such solutions. We are too proud. We will not commit human sacrifices. We refuse to satiate the Peruvian gods. Thus, they remain angry and keep killing us and burning our trees with El Nino.
Instead of satisfying the gods, many of "these" scientists have tried to control El Nino with "science". They put up expensive fish-attracting-buoys that run on flashlight batteries. Imagine, fighting the power of gods with flashlight batteries! Needless to say, they didn't work and everyone died. --Jeremy Lavine
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HnR)hT
United States3468 Posts
On December 13 2008 07:14 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 07:11 HnR)hT wrote:On December 13 2008 07:07 micronesia wrote:Pretty much anything I say to my students seems to fall in this category no matter how clear I make it. On December 13 2008 06:59 HnR)hT wrote:
To the leading order in perturbation theory in quantum electrodynamics, fermions and antifermions in eigenstates of four-momentum interact by exchanging a four-momentum conserving virtual photon. I think I know every word in there and yet that doesn't seem to make sense. I hope your goal was to slap together 10 impressive sounding physics terms rather than to transmit a coherent message. No. It's 100% correct as it stands. Do you know quantum field theory? :O No I only know basic quantum mechanics... as well as eigenstates, four-momentum, etc Is your wording just a little atypical for english?
No, but I can see how it might sound nonsensical to someone who is not familiar with the basics of QFT. It was the whole point of this thread I thought T.T
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Braavos36389 Posts
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United States24752 Posts
On December 13 2008 07:16 HnR)hT wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 07:14 micronesia wrote:On December 13 2008 07:11 HnR)hT wrote:On December 13 2008 07:07 micronesia wrote:Pretty much anything I say to my students seems to fall in this category no matter how clear I make it. On December 13 2008 06:59 HnR)hT wrote:
To the leading order in perturbation theory in quantum electrodynamics, fermions and antifermions in eigenstates of four-momentum interact by exchanging a four-momentum conserving virtual photon. I think I know every word in there and yet that doesn't seem to make sense. I hope your goal was to slap together 10 impressive sounding physics terms rather than to transmit a coherent message. No. It's 100% correct as it stands. Do you know quantum field theory? :O No I only know basic quantum mechanics... as well as eigenstates, four-momentum, etc Is your wording just a little atypical for english? No, but I can see how it might sound nonsensical to someone who is not familiar with the basics of QFT. It was the whole point of this thread I thought T.T
Yes it is. I realized it would be ironic if it turned out that the sentences was perfectly fine, but I wasn't convinced and asked away.
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