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freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
December 09 2008 21:03 GMT
#141
From: {88}iNcontroL
Subject: Re: invitation.. true?
Date: 10/8/08 04:53

ok the team is 88) on WGTCL and the pw is *********** come join.

-----------------------------------------
Original Message:
"You sir are invited to join Media/88 We'd love to have a mind like yours."

Hey if this is true, I would gladly join to your companion. You need an EU representative either way I guess.

regards
And all is illuminated.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
December 09 2008 21:12 GMT
#142
From: pooper-scooper
Subject: orgasm before puberty
Date: 9/30/08 13:15
The answer to this question is an absolute yes.

I had orgasms before puberty because I found out what masturbation was.

There are some kids that learn about jerking off because their siblings start doing it and don't know it is something to do in private, so they start masturbating at a very young age.

Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 09 2008 21:26 GMT
#143
On December 10 2008 04:22 ZERG_RUSSIAN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2008 19:47 thedeadhaji wrote:
On December 09 2008 09:38 ZERG_RUSSIAN wrote:
From: YoUr_KiLLeR
Subject: Re: asdf
Date: 5/24/08 17:59
what does my age matter?

obviously this is not keeping me up day and night but when you post such consistently wrong things in the tone that you do, people are going to have a problem with it -_-.

-----------------------------------------
Original Message:
If it's that important to you, I'll stop posting.

Jesus Christ man, how old are you?

-----------------------------------------
Original Message:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=2&topic_id=71713

please stop posting incredibly wrong advice (which you do in all strat threads) and then saying 'im not going to respond anymore', followed by posting more wrong advice with 'OK IM DONE'.

bo9 all matchups, loser is strat forum banned??????

One of my favorite things to do was post terrible advice like "scourging the terran's first science vessel is important".

From: YoUr_KiLLeR
Subject: Re: asdf
Date: 5/24/08 18:14
i dont know why youre trying to be condescending with this whole age thing. it doesnt matter how old you are nor does it matter how old the people reading your posts are. if you say wrong things with a know-it-all attitude, people are going to call you out on it.

is it something like..only little kids get annoyed when ppl spew wrong things or something? because i was unaware of that.

-----------------------------------------
Original Message:
You're right, though. A lot of little kids will get pissed about me posting. I'm getting too old for this anyway. So, because it's making your life hard, I'm deleting my account.


I had to ask twice to get 5HITCOMBO banned. It didn't work the first time, so I made fun of Chill for forgetting ling speed in that team melee vs shield to get the second request to work.



why the hell are you admitting your identity.

Why not? I'm over it. It happened like half a year ago. Is anyone still super pissed off?


lol I don't think you understand, you're basically showing everyone what a douche you are.
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
December 09 2008 21:50 GMT
#144
Hey =). Being a former world contender in Tekken 5, I find your post about switching from right to left handed Starcraft very interesting. I only mention that I was a top level player to let you know that I am absolutely aware of how you have to eke out EVERY single advantage to win consistently. I personally think that switching from right to left hand is totally underestimated. More so, you probably already realize that most of the community just isn't ready totally switch to using the mouse with the left hand, and plenty of them are just plain closed minded or haven't thought about their control system very much.

If it helps at all, you have at least influenced me to switch from a right handed to a left handed play style for Starcraft 2. I am going to probably play it very competitively, depending on my life situation at the moment. Also, would you be interested in sharing ideas for Starcraft 2? I want to be very prepared for the tournament scene.

Best regards,

-Talking about this thread I made
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=83501


Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 10 2008 02:02 GMT
#145
From: nemY
Subject: Re: uhh
Date: 12/7/08 09:11
you make me hard
you make me hard
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
December 10 2008 04:01 GMT
#146
Haha epic thread. I don't have too many pms, and nearly all of the ones I do have are related to mapping, go figure.

From: -orb-
Subject: Make faoi not suck please
Date: 9/24/08 06:38
Hey, you're the guy that made faoi right?

Okay here's two reasons I hate faoi:

+ Show Spoiler +
1: The minerals are retarded. You made the bottom left base have the minerals on the bottom, and the top left base have the minerals on the top. This is like lost temple, and is outdated and frustrating for someone used to cleaner layouts of minerals like those in python.

Suggestion for fix:
-Make Bottom left base and top right base have minerals on the left and right, respectively. Having the minerals on the top is a disadvantage, and having them on the bottom is an advantage. This also causes extreme frustration when new workers come out. Selecting a new working coming out at the bottom of a nexus when there are 20 probes mining there to the minerals below it is a bitch. Also, always having to bring your probes up along a longer-than-normal path to minerals above the nexus is a disadvantage even into the midgame.
-Make the minerals in general closer to the start location. Okay obviously this one isn't as important as the top/bottom/left/right problem, but it's annoying when your build order is slightly off and you have to cut probes (even if it's slightly) to do your normal tried-and-true build because the minerals in the map are spread out so that more of them are far away than in standardized maps like python.

2: There are critters everywhere. This is really annoying. Not only do they get in your way when selecting shit, but they are easily mistakable for enemy units. Ground critters aren't quite as bad because you don't think there's a mutalisk in your base in the corner of your eye. Plus, if you're the kind of person that uses shift>tab (like a lot of people do), they show up yellow on the minimap, which is a very bright color that always makes my eye jump to see what unit is near my units. This is very distracting.

-Suggestion for fix. (obvious) remove critters. Alternate solution is to have more ground critters and no [fucking] kakarus. While ground critters will still show up yellow on the minimap, I'm so tired of all of a sudden thinking I'm seeing a mutalisk fly out of the fog of war into my base.

Sorry for sounding so angry and suggesting that you change your map which I'm sure you worked very hard on, but the iccup people forgot (what a surprise) to update the motw's this week. Every single game I find is on othello or faoi, and I am getting sick of it.

Thanks for your consideration


aka Lyra; My favourites: July, Stork, Draco, MistrZZZ, TheStc, LastShadow - www.broodwarmaps.net - for all your mapping needs; check my stream: high masters mech terran: twitch.tv/lyrathegreat
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27174 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-10 04:42:06
December 10 2008 04:36 GMT
#147
From: -Carlodajin-
Subject: I beg you to read thiz plz...
Date: 11/12/06 06:50
Im really sorry for the stupid posts i made in the past...i have done everything that was at my hand to apoligise to everyone...and im happy that many people have forgiven me...i know that you also had forgiven me because you havent ban me...or just havent payed attention...i have sent you this because StarcraftNewb advice me that if i tell you that im really sorry...you maybe could delete my older messages in my nuked account...and to be honest this is one of the main reasons i feel so bad about what happened...i hope you gave the opportunity i really do...
I also send you this to prove you that im serious when i tell you that im sorry and that it wont happen again...


I guess this didnt have a happy ending
ModeratorGodfather
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
December 10 2008 04:41 GMT
#148
On December 10 2008 13:36 Manifesto7 wrote:
oops maybe not that one

damn

I get up for one second for pie and I miss a super secret PM
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27174 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-10 05:07:01
December 10 2008 04:43 GMT
#149
From: Qi.TiGeR
Subject: UGT Launcher complete
Date: 1/24/07 12:22
UGT Launcher is complete.

My friends sadie and zergo help me test today, easy to use - works perfectly. It was developed in java.

How it works:

1. Copy the 3 launcher files in autosave folder produced by penguin plug.

2. At end of game pp makes a rep, ugt launcher keeps scanning for the latest rep produced


3. The launcher decodes the "last rep" file in auto save folder

4. If ugt map was used in the last rep report game to server for winner and loser

5. The server checks if the winner and loser are registered gamers in the databaese and if they are , the rating / wins / loss is adjusted.

Advantage:

1. Users must be on pp
2. Game is auto reported after each game
3. Can play on any battle.net SERVER !!

Disadvantage:

1. Similar to PGT we cannot have any obs in game

2. Users must not share their rep files with others from the autosave folder before end of season.


sigh

edit:
From: 7ctM)TeRRaN-Gm
Subject: Liquid
Date: 5/4/06 15:21
Hi i think that TL should make a Team Liquid team!

Plz PM me back ! if we do i want to be on of the leaders!!!


lolz
ModeratorGodfather
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
December 10 2008 08:32 GMT
#150

From: fusionsdf
Subject: Please to be answering soon
Date: 9/29/08 03:33
Hello Good Mr.Steelflight-Rx, Im am Mr Fusionsdf of the teamliquid consulate. I'm writing this message to you as I am assured by our good mutual friend mr. Pennyfarthing that you are of the most trustworthy character. I come to you with a very urgent and handsome proposition for you. Today I was alerted today that my postcount shall soon be reset today. My solicitor, mr. Flufflepoon assures me that I can pass my posts on to you for safe keeping during this time of crisis. For your help i Can generously give you 25% of all my posts. To initiate the transaction you must fiurst Send to Me a small portion of your posts to hold in escrow while I draw up the paperwork with my solictor, mr Carl Johnson.

Please kindly initiate the transaction so I can make you a very post-rich man please.

Sincerely You'res in Jesus,

mr Fusionfds


omg i laughed for so long when i read that
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
December 10 2008 09:01 GMT
#151
On December 10 2008 13:43 Manifesto7 wrote:
edit:
Show nested quote +
From: 7ctM)TeRRaN-Gm
Subject: Liquid
Date: 5/4/06 15:21
Hi i think that TL should make a Team Liquid team!

Plz PM me back ! if we do i want to be on of the leaders!!!


lolz

this is the funniest by far lol, especially "i want to be on of the leaders!!!"

LOL
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
December 10 2008 09:15 GMT
#152
On December 10 2008 06:50 inReacH wrote:
Hey =). Being a former world contender in Tekken 5, I find your post about switching from right to left handed Starcraft very interesting. I only mention that I was a top level player to let you know that I am absolutely aware of how you have to eke out EVERY single advantage to win consistently. I personally think that switching from right to left hand is totally underestimated. More so, you probably already realize that most of the community just isn't ready totally switch to using the mouse with the left hand, and plenty of them are just plain closed minded or haven't thought about their control system very much.

If it helps at all, you have at least influenced me to switch from a right handed to a left handed play style for Starcraft 2. I am going to probably play it very competitively, depending on my life situation at the moment. Also, would you be interested in sharing ideas for Starcraft 2? I want to be very prepared for the tournament scene.

Best regards,

-Talking about this thread I made
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=83501




lol
if i am right handed, what is the point of using the mouse with my left..

also.. the tekken5 guy.. "I personally think that switching from right to left hand is totally underestimated" this ain't box, man
And all is illuminated.
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
December 10 2008 09:29 GMT
#153
From: jimminy_kriket
Subject: just wondering
Date: 11/5/08 14:07
is iccup closing in a month?
Reply
ZERG_RUSSIAN
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
10417 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-10 23:21:04
December 10 2008 23:20 GMT
#154
On December 10 2008 06:26 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 10 2008 04:22 ZERG_RUSSIAN wrote:
On December 09 2008 19:47 thedeadhaji wrote:
On December 09 2008 09:38 ZERG_RUSSIAN wrote:
From: YoUr_KiLLeR
Subject: Re: asdf
Date: 5/24/08 17:59
what does my age matter?

obviously this is not keeping me up day and night but when you post such consistently wrong things in the tone that you do, people are going to have a problem with it -_-.

-----------------------------------------
Original Message:
If it's that important to you, I'll stop posting.

Jesus Christ man, how old are you?

-----------------------------------------
Original Message:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=2&topic_id=71713

please stop posting incredibly wrong advice (which you do in all strat threads) and then saying 'im not going to respond anymore', followed by posting more wrong advice with 'OK IM DONE'.

bo9 all matchups, loser is strat forum banned??????

One of my favorite things to do was post terrible advice like "scourging the terran's first science vessel is important".

From: YoUr_KiLLeR
Subject: Re: asdf
Date: 5/24/08 18:14
i dont know why youre trying to be condescending with this whole age thing. it doesnt matter how old you are nor does it matter how old the people reading your posts are. if you say wrong things with a know-it-all attitude, people are going to call you out on it.

is it something like..only little kids get annoyed when ppl spew wrong things or something? because i was unaware of that.

-----------------------------------------
Original Message:
You're right, though. A lot of little kids will get pissed about me posting. I'm getting too old for this anyway. So, because it's making your life hard, I'm deleting my account.


I had to ask twice to get 5HITCOMBO banned. It didn't work the first time, so I made fun of Chill for forgetting ling speed in that team melee vs shield to get the second request to work.



why the hell are you admitting your identity.

Why not? I'm over it. It happened like half a year ago. Is anyone still super pissed off?


lol I don't think you understand, you're basically showing everyone what a douche you are.

Oh noes! My e-reputation!!!1

It's no different than showing how much of a douche someone else is, really.
I'm on GOLD CHAIN
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
December 10 2008 23:28 GMT
#155
On December 10 2008 17:32 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
Show nested quote +

From: fusionsdf
Subject: Please to be answering soon
Date: 9/29/08 03:33
Hello Good Mr.Steelflight-Rx, Im am Mr Fusionsdf of the teamliquid consulate. I'm writing this message to you as I am assured by our good mutual friend mr. Pennyfarthing that you are of the most trustworthy character. I come to you with a very urgent and handsome proposition for you. Today I was alerted today that my postcount shall soon be reset today. My solicitor, mr. Flufflepoon assures me that I can pass my posts on to you for safe keeping during this time of crisis. For your help i Can generously give you 25% of all my posts. To initiate the transaction you must fiurst Send to Me a small portion of your posts to hold in escrow while I draw up the paperwork with my solictor, mr Carl Johnson.

Please kindly initiate the transaction so I can make you a very post-rich man please.

Sincerely You'res in Jesus,

mr Fusionfds


omg i laughed for so long when i read that


brood deserves credit for this :D
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
December 12 2008 02:24 GMT
#156
" SamIAmx85 Hi, about your HD tutorial. Hi, about your HD tutorial. It seems you removed your tutorial on how to encode videos for YouTube in HD and they were so helpful and I just wanted to thank you for it.

Could you possibly upload it again? I wanted to show it to my friends who are also interested in converting videos to HD.

Thanks in advance "

From youtube lol

Other wise the ban msg from mani
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
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