EPTThat's right! I, the unstoppable, all-powerful, ingenius, good-looking, caring, benevolent MASTERMIND FakeSteve CANNOT BE DEFEATED IN THE TL VS GG SHOWMATCH
I have been practicing since the DAWN OF TIME for this match, let these notes about my improvement have you shaking in your boots!
- THIS MONTH I HAVE DOUBLED MY APM, TO NEARLY SIXTY ACTIONS PER MINUTE
- I'VE ALMOST GOT ALL OF THE UNIT NAMES MEMORIZED
- ONE TIME I SAW A PICTURE OF A PROGAMER AND I FEEL HIS ESSENCE FLOWING IN MY VEINS
- I FIGURED OUT THAT THOSE INVISIBLE THINGS ARE ACTUALLY UNITS NOT A BUG IN THE GAME SO WATCH OUT CUZ I'LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO KILL THEM SOMEDAY
- I TOLD MY MOM ABOUT THIS AND SHE SAID "GOOD LUCK HONEY, I'M SURE YOU'LL WIN"! IF MY MOM SAYS IM GONNA WIN THEN THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT BECAUSE SHE IS NEVER EVER WRONG
Earlier today I was practicing and I discovered that you can use the keyboard to help you command your units! I hope this will give me an edge on the competition, because I'm SURE no one else knows about this!
You can't win, staff of GG.net! I have become too good!
Lovingly yours,
FakeSteve
I have been practicing since the DAWN OF TIME for this match, let these notes about my improvement have you shaking in your boots!
- THIS MONTH I HAVE DOUBLED MY APM, TO NEARLY SIXTY ACTIONS PER MINUTE
- I'VE ALMOST GOT ALL OF THE UNIT NAMES MEMORIZED
- ONE TIME I SAW A PICTURE OF A PROGAMER AND I FEEL HIS ESSENCE FLOWING IN MY VEINS
- I FIGURED OUT THAT THOSE INVISIBLE THINGS ARE ACTUALLY UNITS NOT A BUG IN THE GAME SO WATCH OUT CUZ I'LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO KILL THEM SOMEDAY
- I TOLD MY MOM ABOUT THIS AND SHE SAID "GOOD LUCK HONEY, I'M SURE YOU'LL WIN"! IF MY MOM SAYS IM GONNA WIN THEN THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT BECAUSE SHE IS NEVER EVER WRONG
Earlier today I was practicing and I discovered that you can use the keyboard to help you command your units! I hope this will give me an edge on the competition, because I'm SURE no one else knows about this!
You can't win, staff of GG.net! I have become too good!
Lovingly yours,
FakeSteve
