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2008-09-28 19:38:06, PeterNorth wrote:
FAKESTEAVE, I PLAYED YOU ON ICCUP SOMETIME AGO AND ALL I CAN SAY IS:
THIS GUY'S SKILLS ARE SIMPLY BEYOND THE SCOPE OF MORTAL PERCEPTION.
HE HAS CHAOTIC MICRO, APOCALYPTIC MACRO, HELLISH MULTI-TASKING, INFERNAL STRATEGIES, DIABOLICAL HAND-SPEED (APM 1000+), AND SATANIC GAME SENSE.
PLEASE GG.NET CREW, QUIT NOW AND YOU MAY LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY.
FAKESTEVE SHOWS NO MERCY WHEN HE PLAYS. HE CAN PLAY AGAINST 6000000000 PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME WITH NO HANDS, MONITOR, OR EVEN THE CONSCIOUSNESS THAT HE'S PLAYING STARCRAFT. IN SHORT, HIS GOSUNESS IS SO OVERPOWERED IT SIMPLY DOES THE PLAYING FOR HIM WHEN ANY NOOB FOOLISH ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE HIM JOINS FAKESTEVE'S GAME TO BE RAPED.
HIS GOSUNESS AURA ASTOUNDS ANYONE PLAYING HIM, EVEN FROM 100000000 LIGHT YEARS AWAY. YOU APM WILL BE NEGATIVE IF AFFECTED BY HIS AURA. lol
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wtf u can use ur keyboard
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Chill wrote:
I once played Fakesteve and his intense macro actually blew off both my arms. You were warned.
Oh god. I'll loan you mine for the ace match.
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imagine fs gets ret to play for him again
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Fakesteve played in a cw today and ROCKED his opponent 2-0. They were singing praises of his APM/Micro etc.. when Fakesteve decided that wasn't enough blood he also won in the 2v2.. he won so hard that the other team gave a w/o for game 2.
Steve is the best fucking player I ever saw.
true stories.
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I once saw fakesteve in a b.net channel and the fear he instilled in me caused me to lose every game I played for the rest of the month.
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LOL i thought the title said "FakeSteve made me gay"
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On September 29 2008 16:43 sqwert wrote:
LOL i thought the title said "FakeSteve made me gay"
I fail to see the difference.
Awesome post though, Teamliquid fighting!~
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thats fakesteve turning on the gous machine. cant wait to see our guys play!
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On September 29 2008 15:44 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Fakesteve played in a cw today and ROCKED his opponent 2-0. They were singing praises of his APM/Micro etc.. when Fakesteve decided that wasn't enough blood he also won in the 2v2.. he won so hard that the other team gave a w/o for game 2.
Steve is the best fucking player I ever saw.
true stories.
That makes my bosom swell with pride and love for my dear friend.
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Oh my god. That was good. "Hes bluffing"
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Okay, new plan, let Fakesteve smurf for the entire TL team, get him an extra comp for the 2v2s, it's a surefire way to victory!
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On September 29 2008 18:38 CFDragon wrote:
Okay, new plan, let Fakesteve smurf for the entire TL team, get him an extra comp for the 2v2s, it's a surefire way to victory!
ZOMG FOR SRS HAVING A SECOND COMP TO PLAY ON AT THE SAME TIME IS THE ONLY WAY TO UNLEASH FS'S TRUE POTENTIAL!
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iNcontroL
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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ROFLLLLLLLLLLL
FakeSteve's match is the only one I'm like 100000% sure that TL will win lol
Mad talented
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On September 29 2008 03:44 CharlieMurphy wrote:Show nested quote +2008-09-28 19:38:06, PeterNorth wrote:
FAKESTEAVE, I PLAYED YOU ON ICCUP SOMETIME AGO AND ALL I CAN SAY IS:
THIS GUY'S SKILLS ARE SIMPLY BEYOND THE SCOPE OF MORTAL PERCEPTION.
HE HAS CHAOTIC MICRO, APOCALYPTIC MACRO, HELLISH MULTI-TASKING, INFERNAL STRATEGIES, DIABOLICAL HAND-SPEED (APM 1000+), AND SATANIC GAME SENSE.
PLEASE GG.NET CREW, QUIT NOW AND YOU MAY LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY.
FAKESTEVE SHOWS NO MERCY WHEN HE PLAYS. HE CAN PLAY AGAINST 6000000000 PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME WITH NO HANDS, MONITOR, OR EVEN THE CONSCIOUSNESS THAT HE'S PLAYING STARCRAFT. IN SHORT, HIS GOSUNESS IS SO OVERPOWERED IT SIMPLY DOES THE PLAYING FOR HIM WHEN ANY NOOB FOOLISH ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE HIM JOINS FAKESTEVE'S GAME TO BE RAPED.
HIS GOSUNESS AURA ASTOUNDS ANYONE PLAYING HIM, EVEN FROM 100000000 LIGHT YEARS AWAY. YOU APM WILL BE NEGATIVE IF AFFECTED BY HIS AURA. lol
AHH DON'T WASTE YOUR 10K'TH POST D:
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