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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 16 2007 03:57 GMT
#21
Pine. I will ponderosa some new jokes.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 16 2007 04:00 GMT
#22
On November 16 2007 12:57 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Pine. I will ponderosa some new jokes.

Don't even joak about crap like that, that shit scared me.
Peace~
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-16 04:01:45
November 16 2007 04:01 GMT
#23
Wow, I really feel sorry for this guy. I really hope he gets cured.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
November 16 2007 04:03 GMT
#24
SO basically, it's just regular ol' HPV, gone wildly unchecked?

I never knew simple wart virus had such ambition and potential!
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
TesisMech
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Peru688 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-16 04:13:15
November 16 2007 04:04 GMT
#25
edit nvm this is fucked up . man poor guy
kyari_
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Romania558 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-16 04:05:14
November 16 2007 04:04 GMT
#26
that video was petrifying to me!

edit: hey the place i work at is called ponderosa lol
http://www.myspace.com/kyarikicksass
Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
November 16 2007 04:08 GMT
#27
He should be taken in a more developed country for examination, but I guess he wouldn't like to be separated from his roots.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
November 16 2007 04:08 GMT
#28
not meant to hijack thread but on the page there was this hilariously ridiculous link Link
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-16 04:13:15
November 16 2007 04:11 GMT
#29
On November 16 2007 13:04 TesisMech wrote:
Man... this guy really is very deep-rooted with his family tree and his immediate relatives. : What an ispiration. He still lives with his family on his home soil. He stays true to his roots and is blossoming into quite a man. He really has quite tough skin and doesn't seem to be afraid of much. And from what his wife tells me, he sure doesn't have much trouble getting wood. He damn sure has become one with nature and tries to live within his environment. I really envy this guy... but did he have to take me literally when I told him to "make like a tree and leave" ?

I heard that his wife had to leave him because her interests branched out into other areas, while he was deeply rooted on the basic principles. That kind of division can sew the seeds for a divorce in any couple. I imagine it'd also be a big thorn in her side to have to deal with him, the way he is. However, I like him because he seems like a very down-to-earth kind of guy. And to people who are doubting the potential of HPV, it's not a dog whose bark is worse than its bite. It is hard to imagine that the whole problem stems from a childhood accident, though. Let's all root for him to get better!
Peace~
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
November 16 2007 04:13 GMT
#30
God damnit not another thread about tree jokes!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 16 2007 04:14 GMT
#31
On November 16 2007 13:13 Hippopotamus wrote:
God damnit not another thread about tree jokes!

God damn it, not another party pooper.
Peace~
Reflex
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada703 Posts
November 16 2007 04:16 GMT
#32
Rofl,

Narrator: "The doctor is worried by the large amounts of warts and tree-like branches on his body. It could turn cancerous in just a few years time."

Doctor: "Early detection is important."
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
November 16 2007 04:16 GMT
#33
ok so they aren't trees, they just look like trees so they are called "tree-like" right? that was kind of misleading
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
November 16 2007 04:20 GMT
#34
Man, that's just sweet/revolting! His hands are like little shrubs <3
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
November 16 2007 04:24 GMT
#35
Skin diseases are really gross to me... Poor guy. Does this make anybody else itch all over?
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
November 16 2007 04:25 GMT
#36
On November 16 2007 13:14 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 16 2007 13:13 Hippopotamus wrote:
God damnit not another thread about tree jokes!

God damn it, not another party pooper.


This isn't a party. This is regurgitation.
Reflex
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada703 Posts
November 16 2007 04:25 GMT
#37
More importantly: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
November 16 2007 04:25 GMT
#38
i bet his wifes got one hell of a bush
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
November 16 2007 04:28 GMT
#39
On November 16 2007 13:25 Reflex] wrote:
More importantly: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml


On November 16 2007 13:08 XCetron wrote:
not meant to hijack thread but on the page there was this hilariously ridiculous link Link


LTR Nub ^_^
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Koldblooded
Profile Joined July 2006
United States661 Posts
November 16 2007 04:29 GMT
#40
On November 16 2007 13:25 Reflex] wrote:
More importantly: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml



Rofl, what is that shit?
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