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Ion)Positive
Profile Joined March 2003
Morocco1389 Posts
July 30 2003 18:50 GMT
#21
Then again you can always (if your alone) stand in a doorway with the door open, push your arms straight out against the sides as hard as you can for 30 seconds, let go, same effect.
Because everything is nothing and emptiness isnt everything. This reality is really just a fucked up dream with the flesh and the blood that you carve your soul flip it inside out its a big black hole.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
July 30 2003 18:56 GMT
#22
ya that one is a cool one...

i heard about a cool way to jerk off its to sit on your hand for five minutes then just jerk off and as one said before it feels like someone else its doing it... havent tried it yet... its just too sick
Im back, in pog form!
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-07-30 18:59:20
July 30 2003 18:58 GMT
#23
Here's another cool thing:

While sitting down, put your right hand flat on your desk/table palm facing the table(downwards).

Then "curl" or "fold" your middle finger on your right hand so that the second joint is pressed against table. It should look roughly like this from the ceiling down: (Four fingers, index to pinkie, left to right, not including thumb)

|__|_|
|_|_|_|

Now, remaining exactly in this position and NOT MOVING, try to lift your fourth finger on your right hand (one beside pinkie) without losing contact(or moving in any way your other fingers on your right hand) with the table with your other fingers! You can probably guess why nobody should be able to do this!
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
July 30 2003 19:15 GMT
#24
Umm me thinks that the point is that he made you do this shit.
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 30 2003 22:34 GMT
#25
pooper-scooper, that isn't the point.

Although, it IS fairly amusing

If you're a real risk-taker, get a friend to punch you in the armpit really hard. Your arm will go COMPLETELY limp. Which can be useful for giving your friend a limp-armed haymaker for punching you!
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
DaRk.SiN
Profile Joined July 2003
Cuba18 Posts
August 01 2003 18:14 GMT
#26
the chin thing gives you a hickey on ur chin and there is no need to flick you just need to squeeze hard enuf... my older cousin got me with that years ago and i hate him to this day

you try walking around with a fucking hickey on ur chin for 3-4 days

just thought i would respond since buttfuck didn't even give the answer
Team DaRk Elite ^_^
InSideOut
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1035 Posts
August 01 2003 18:26 GMT
#27
yeh i dont that chin thing awhile ago it leaves this big red mark-_-
BumpOnaLog
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada318 Posts
August 01 2003 18:50 GMT
#28
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OneNOnlyGremlin
Profile Joined July 2003
United States52 Posts
August 01 2003 22:02 GMT
#29
i bet i look like a weirdo trying to do this sitting infront of my computer.
OneNOnly[yG]
MORAGA
Profile Joined May 2003
United States323 Posts
August 01 2003 22:08 GMT
#30
tingly
Moraga, California
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
August 01 2003 23:46 GMT
#31
wahahaha

C'mon, someone think of another thing like this!
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
ColdLava
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1673 Posts
August 02 2003 02:12 GMT
#32
On July 31 2003 01:45 Ion)Positive wrote:
Chibi, you gotta live with the pain. ;P


Haha, that's coming from the person who couldn't play someone just because his face hurt too much .

Just teasing.
atxsven21
Profile Joined August 2003
France31 Posts
August 03 2003 21:37 GMT
#33
On July 31 2003 01:43 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
My chin is too greesy to squeeze!! o.O;;;;


EL OH EL!
#clan-atx@gamesnet
ObsoleteLogic
Profile Joined February 2003
United States3676 Posts
August 03 2003 21:42 GMT
#34
On July 31 2003 01:48 FakeSteve wrote:

here's a cool trick: Move your wrist DOWN as far as you can. Your palm will be like.. perpendicular to your forearm at best. now try to make a clenched fist while keeping your hand at that angle.

If you can do it, you're VERY flexible there.. it shouldn't be possible for the rest of us!


I can ):
sMi.Silent // Siz)Silent
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