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unknown.sam
Profile Joined May 2007
Philippines2701 Posts
June 14 2007 15:48 GMT
#41
On June 13 2007 13:54 kimseongchan wrote:
what the fuck. at least he still has on left ^_^

one is better than none??
"Thanks for the kind words, but if SS is the most interesting book you've ever read, you must have just started reading a couple of weeks ago." - Mark Rippetoe
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20665 Posts
June 14 2007 15:49 GMT
#42
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SCARRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY LADY

shit

I have to wear a jock strap all the time now ;;
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
June 14 2007 15:50 GMT
#43
On June 13 2007 13:41 FatRine wrote:
so thats why we have 2

Good call :X
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
June 14 2007 15:52 GMT
#44
that is the weirdest things i have ever heard... A testicle eater.
eeeeeewwww and ouch! and yuck.
unknown.sam
Profile Joined May 2007
Philippines2701 Posts
June 14 2007 15:58 GMT
#45
On June 13 2007 13:36 Purind wrote:
Ouch...

I Swear I'm only violent when I'm drunk or angry!!!! I'm not violent!!!

LOL
"Thanks for the kind words, but if SS is the most interesting book you've ever read, you must have just started reading a couple of weeks ago." - Mark Rippetoe
white_box921
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United Kingdom967 Posts
June 14 2007 16:01 GMT
#46
bare hands? I wonder how she grabbed his balls
Lycaeus
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1420 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-14 16:31:04
June 14 2007 16:28 GMT
#47
i understand trying to rip off the balls, but swallowing...? I'd cut her breast off and eat her nipple, mother fu*****
HumbleZealot
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada508 Posts
June 14 2007 19:18 GMT
#48
On June 13 2007 14:57 micronesia wrote:
The moral of the story is...

If a girl reaches for your crotch without permission, punch her in the face.

This post is going to hurt my chances isn't it.

No, the moral of the story is to be ready to punch her in the face if she goes for your crotch without permission but see if she's planning to give you a handjob first.
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
June 14 2007 19:30 GMT
#49
She ripped his left nut off THROUGH HIS UNDERWEAR!

Is she on roids or did that guy have a weak sack? God, I can't even think about this anymore. What an insane story.

Thanks for sharing it, I guess, WIP.
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jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-14 19:42:00
June 14 2007 19:41 GMT
#50
lol,, i unconsciously covered my nuts while reading this..


lol so is his left one still really the left one anymore? lol.. saw this in a movie..

its just a centre right? single, he cant really say he has a left or right anymore?
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
June 14 2007 20:36 GMT
#51
AÁFKJAFÁAFLKJAÁFLKJÁALAK

it hurts to read SHIT
And all is illuminated.
Apathy
Profile Joined June 2003
United States141 Posts
June 14 2007 20:45 GMT
#52
On June 13 2007 12:59 WhatisProtoss wrote:
A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."


best friend ever! If your friend got his balls riped off, would u pick them up for him ?
dropthesky
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Canada285 Posts
June 14 2007 20:46 GMT
#53
On June 15 2007 04:30 ManaBlue wrote:
She ripped his left nut off THROUGH HIS UNDERWEAR!

Is she on roids or did that guy have a weak sack? God, I can't even think about this anymore. What an insane story.

Thanks for sharing it, I guess, WIP.


Unless I misread it, he has his underwear and pants still on when she reached at him. She pulled it out from underwear AND pants...quite a feat, I think she wanted to swallow it just to make the whole thing official...


but seriously, she tried to swallow it? Thats the one part I have to find a little iffy, that means she wasn't just violent angry upset, shes actually insane.
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DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-14 20:53:30
June 14 2007 20:53 GMT
#54
:o ouch It hurts just by reading that :s
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