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Servolisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States5241 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-18 05:11:45
January 18 2007 05:07 GMT
#1
Lakers center Kwame Brown isn't a exactly league leader in steals, but he allegedly scored one sweet takeaway in Hermosa Beach over the weekend.

No matter how you slice it, Brown, known for small hands that occasionally fumble passes on the basketball court, enjoyed a real cakewalk Saturday, according to a police report. For reasons only he knows (and he's not talking) Brown allegedly snatched a man's $190 2-by-2-foot chocolate birthday cake.

Once he had the cake, Brown opted not to eat it, too. He instead allegedly hurled it at the man and struck him in the back.

It all went down at the Blue 32 nightclub on Hermosa Avenue.

Several Lakers headed to the bar following their 109-106 victory over the Orlando Magic on Friday, according to a Hermosa Beach police report. Just down the street, Alexander Martinez, the man who filed the report, was celebrating his 30th birthday at the Shore Restaurant.

About 1:45 a.m. Martinez left the restaurant, his birthday cake in his arms, and walked north. He stopped in front of Blue 32. According to Martinez's report, Brown came along, grabbed the cake out of his arms and threw it at him. The report gives no indication why Brown would do such a thing.

The 5-foot-9, 165-pound Martinez, tried to confront the 6-foot-11, 270-pound Brown, but Brown got into a white limousine, the report said.

Twelve hours later Martinez visited the Hermosa Beach police station to file a police report on the purloined pastry.

Detectives looked into a possible case of grand theft and presented it to the Hermosa Beach city prosecutor, who decided to throw the case out.

Lakers spokesman John Black said the team was aware of the episode, but had been informed prosecutors were not seeking charges.
wtf was that signature
miyavi
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada245 Posts
January 18 2007 05:08 GMT
#2
kwame was obviously intoxicated lolol
NaDa for president
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 18 2007 05:08 GMT
#3
He probably did it just to see if he can get away with it.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
January 18 2007 05:09 GMT
#4
What the fuck?.

I'm seriously thinking that we are now in the time when I say "Fuck" and everyone goes retarded.

-_- I can not believe this shit.

lol.
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lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
January 18 2007 05:09 GMT
#5
thats pretty funny. he was probably high.
好好喝喝天天快乐
EAGER-beaver
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada2799 Posts
January 18 2007 05:09 GMT
#6
The "click here" doesn't do anything.
Simon and Garfunkel rock my face off
miyavi
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada245 Posts
January 18 2007 05:11 GMT
#7
i remember an article about nba players getting they're metaphors wrong, one was "it was like a walk in the cake"
NaDa for president
Servolisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States5241 Posts
January 18 2007 05:12 GMT
#8
On January 18 2007 14:09 EAGER-beaver wrote:
The "click here" doesn't do anything.


Oh.. I copied and pasted the advertisement too. Don't worry, it was just some advertisement for LA Galaxy tickets. "Be part of History" it said.
wtf was that signature
CoralReefer
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada2069 Posts
January 18 2007 05:13 GMT
#9
On January 18 2007 14:09 lil.sis wrote:
thats pretty funny. he was probably high.


when you're high you don't just throw away a $190 chocolate cake
And this hot potato has vanished into thin air.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
January 18 2007 05:13 GMT
#10
I wanted to make such a bad negro joke but ill refrain because people might get me wrong! so mature?<=-
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 18 2007 05:14 GMT
#11
that's a similie if it uses "like" or "as" :O

but anyways, I'd be sad if some 6 foot 11 mofo ruined my 30th birthday cake
Sue for emotional and mental damage man.
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5223 Posts
January 18 2007 05:15 GMT
#12
--;

What a horrible title for the story. Misleading =[
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
Servolisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States5241 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-18 05:18:51
January 18 2007 05:15 GMT
#13
On January 18 2007 14:13 CoralReefer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2007 14:09 lil.sis wrote:
thats pretty funny. he was probably high.


when you're high you don't just throw away a $190 chocolate cake


Yeah, and this clearly has nothing to do with being high or otherwise influenced.

I would SO do this if I were a millionaire. Go steal someone's gigantic birthday cake and throw it on them. Then drive off in a limo.
wtf was that signature
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 18 2007 05:17 GMT
#14
On January 18 2007 14:15 Servolisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2007 14:13 CoralReefer wrote:
On January 18 2007 14:09 lil.sis wrote:
thats pretty funny. he was probably high.


when you're high you don't just throw away a $190 chocolate cake


Yeah, and this clearly has nothing to do with being high.

I would SO do this if I were a millionaire. Go steal someone's gigantic birthday cake and throw it on them. Then drive off in a limo.


I really do think that if the victim has a good lawyer and the funds to support it (and hates celebrity athletes) he could sue for quite a lot.

shit, i'm hungry.
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
January 18 2007 05:17 GMT
#15
ah, the things you can get away with when youre rich
Only communists disconnect.
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
January 18 2007 05:18 GMT
#16
who says it was marijuana?
好好喝喝天天快乐
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 18 2007 05:32 GMT
#17
On January 18 2007 14:17 j0ehoe wrote:
ah, the things you can get away with when youre rich


true, true. managers do similar things with millions of euros over here in germany >_<
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
CoralReefer
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada2069 Posts
January 18 2007 05:47 GMT
#18
it was a joke, bitches
And this hot potato has vanished into thin air.
VdP]DreaM
Profile Joined February 2004
720 Posts
January 18 2007 07:16 GMT
#19
I see, Kwame can grab a huge cake from a mans arms with no problem. But catching a basketball? No chance in hell.
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
January 18 2007 10:22 GMT
#20
On January 18 2007 14:17 thedeadhaji wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2007 14:15 Servolisk wrote:
On January 18 2007 14:13 CoralReefer wrote:
On January 18 2007 14:09 lil.sis wrote:
thats pretty funny. he was probably high.


when you're high you don't just throw away a $190 chocolate cake


Yeah, and this clearly has nothing to do with being high.

I would SO do this if I were a millionaire. Go steal someone's gigantic birthday cake and throw it on them. Then drive off in a limo.


I really do think that if the victim has a good lawyer and the funds to support it (and hates celebrity athletes) he could sue for quite a lot.

shit, i'm hungry.


Hell yeah... he could probably get almost two hundred dollars if he played his cards right.
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