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THE MODTRIX
EXT TEAMLIQUID.NET
AGENT MANI Moderator?
MOD Oh shit.
AGENT MANI Moderator, you were given specific orders—
MOD I'm just doing my job. You gimme that Juris-my dick-tion and you can cram it up your ass.
AGENT MANI The orders were for your protection.
The moderator laughs.
MOD I think we can handle one little punk.
Agent Mani nods to Agent Bey as they start toward the hotel.
MOD I sent two units. They’re bringing Mitsy out now.
AGENT MANI No, Moderator, your men are already banned.
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INT WEBSITE FEEDBACK FORUM
MORPHEUS We are trained in this forum to accept only what is rational and logical. Have you ever wondered why?
Mitsy shakes his head.
MORPHEUS As children, we do not separate the possible from the impossible which is why the younger a mind is the easier it is to free while a mind like yours can be very difficult.
MITSY Free from what?
MORPHEUS From the Modtrix. Do you want to know what it is, Mitsy?
Mitsy swallows and nods his head.
MORPHEUS It's that feeling you have had all your life. That feeling that something was wrong with the forum. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad, driving you to me. But what is it?
MORPHEUS The Modtrix is everywhere, it's all around us, here even in this thread. You can see it in your browser, or on your chat program. You feel it when you go to the Strategy forum, or visit the IRC channel or play on PGTour. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
MITSY What truth?
MORPHEUS That you are a slave. That you, like every other poster, was born into bondage. Kept inside a forum prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A forum prison for your mind.
MORPHEUS Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Modtrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
MITSY How?
MORPHEUS Hold out your hands.
In Mitsy's right hand, Morpheus drops a red pill.
MORPHEUS This is your last chance. After this, there is no going back.
In Mitsy’s left hand, Morpheus drops a blue pill.
MORPHEUS You take the blue pill and this thread is closed. You wake up as a normal poster and you believe whatever you want to believe.
The pills in his open hands are reflected in the glasses.
MORPHEUS You take the red pill and you stay in the Website Feedback Forum and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Mitsy feels the smooth skin of the capsules, with the moisture growing in his palms.
MORPHEUS Remember that all I am offering is the truth. Nothing more.
Mitsy opens his mouth and swallows the red pill.
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INT TRAINING THREAD
MORPHEUS How did I ban you?
MITSY You – You’re too fast.
MORPHEUS Do you think my being faster, stronger has anything to do with my muscles? In this place?
MORPHEUS Do you believe that’s a real thread you just created now?
Mitsy squints at him.
MORPHEUS If you can free your mind, the multiple accounts will follow.
Mitsy stands, nodding.
MORPHEUS Again.
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INT TEAMLIQUID TRAIN STATION
AGENT MANI Do you hear that? Mr. Mitsy?
The world beings to shake, rumbling as the train nears.
AGENT MANI That is the sound of inevitability.
Mitsy sees it coming and he starts to fight.
AGENT MANI That is the sound of your ban.
There is a metal screech as Agent Mani tightens his hold. Mitsy is unable to breathe.
AGENT MANI Goodbye, Mr. Mitsy.
The train roars at them, swallowing Agent Mani’s words. The veins bulge in Mitsy’s head, as he grits through the pain. He is not ready to be banned.
MITSY My name... is STIMEY.
Impossibly, he hurls himself straight up, smashing Agent Mani against the concrete ceiling of the tunnel. They fall as the sound and fury of the train explodes into the station. Stimey back-flips up off the tracks just as the train barrels over Agent Mani.
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Coming soon…
THE MODTRIX: RELOADED
MORPHEUS I believe it is our fate to post here. It is our destiny. I believe this thread holds, for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives. This is a forum war, and we are posters. What if tomorrow the war could be over? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth being banned for?
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Previous Threads:
Tl.net Quiz
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I would really enjoy having sex with you, then discussing your threads over a cup of chai tea. I may or may not call you the next day.
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Canada9720 Posts
lmao stimey-ness. but doesn't fan fiction, even adapted, include at least a little homoerotica? maybe that comes in INT TEAM LIQUID INTERROGATION
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What, who is this guy @_@?
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Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
Hahahaha, this is awesome... more please!!
AGENT MANI Goodbye, Mr. Mitsy.
MITSY My name... is STIMEY.
ROFL
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"I believe it is our fate to post here." Oh wonderful!
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CleaR, you are god. No, you are above god. Fucking hilarious, good job.
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You're a 39 post genius.
What's stimey?
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very well written. i didn't think it was very humourous but i really liked it. captured my attention very well!
you must be an english major or something.
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It could be possible he is yet another "reincarnation". Perhaps an account held for a long period of time so that people would not suspect later on? >_<
And yes his posts are art, unlike him at all. 
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wow this was hilarious. I was expecting something shitty when i saw the thread name, but man this was good stuff.
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LOL, this made me chuckle a couple of times , write some more!
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MORPHEUS If you can free your mind, the multiple accounts will follow.
Mitsy stands, nodding.
MORPHEUS Again.
lmao, great stuff
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Braavos36400 Posts
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pretty good do more plz
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I don't get it 
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exceptional post
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gold story about stimey
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i dont get it either -_-;;
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MURICA15980 Posts
Clear, I love you baby. You need to post more. hahahaha
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y'all who don't get it either havent seen the matrix or dont know who stimey is.
art post. not as good as the quiz one, art nonetheless.
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You guys who don't get it should look up a matrix script, its really well done haha. I think this is better than the quiz post.
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Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
This is halarious.
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Meh...
Isn't it just the matrix script but a few words changed like "world" to "forum"?
Not that funny imo. :S
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It's not the script. I've seen the movie far too many times, and can recite it as it plays based entirely on audio queues.
Wait, why the fuck am I bragging about that? I need to get laid.
In any event, it's not the script, but rather just a skits written in the style of dialogue and dramatic undertone used in The Matrix.
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MORPHEUS How did I ban you?
MITSY You – You’re too fast.
MORPHEUS Do you think my being faster, stronger has anything to do with my muscles? In this place?
MORPHEUS Do you believe that’s a real thread you just created now?
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That's script...
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On March 07 2006 19:00 Meta wrote:
y'all who don't get it either havent seen the matrix or dont know who stimey is.
I watched the all the Matrix and I unfortunely know who Mitsy is. I still don't see the humor...
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On March 07 2006 19:31 ReTr0[p.S] wrote:
MORPHEUS How did I ban you?
MITSY You – You’re too fast.
MORPHEUS Do you think my being faster, stronger has anything to do with my muscles? In this place?
MORPHEUS Do you believe that’s a real thread you just created now?
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That's script... Meh, nevermind, it's close enough to the real script to be considered just an edited script.
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Doesn't matter, the thought was brilliant.
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MOD I think we can handle one little punk.
Agent Mani nods to Agent Bey as they start toward the hotel.
MOD I sent two units. They’re bringing Mitsy out now.
AGENT MANI No, Moderator, your men are already banned.
hahahah, gold.
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OMFG LOL!!!
HILARIOUS
pure genius
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On March 07 2006 18:49 Klogon wrote:
Clear, I love you baby. You need to post more. hahahaha
If he started posting more his posts would lose their quality. It's his random post times, and low post count that make his posts so good.
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I wonder what he'll do next time. This guy is friggin' awesome.
Oh, and it isn't Mitsy. Eriador already said he knows what account he currently has, but Mitsy assured him he wouldn't post. I forget where he said that.
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United States5262 Posts
I wonder what Agent Mani has to say about this.
Doesn't Stimey say that at the end of the Matrix and not Morpheus?
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That is Matrix, not Modtrix
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that reminded me of how freakin cool the first matrix is.. and saddens me how they screwed it up so badly with the second and third. (yes, second is not bad, but it's all special effects and none of that mysterious cool factor that send chill up ur spine the first time u watch it coolness, like the first one)
third one is pretty much A movie budget CGI garbage.
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Told ya you shouldn't of banned him -_-;;
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Haha.
At first i was like ok who the heck has enough time to write this ad copy lines from the matrix until in the middle it cracked me up and the fact that clear wrote made it FUCKING hilarious.
Gold post :: golf clap::
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haha nice one
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hahahaha clear wow good job 
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Belgium6776 Posts
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The first TL.net fanfic! kekkek..
Nice job. 
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lmfao
MITSY My name... is STIMEY.
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Was that really necessary?
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Yes, because HE"S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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rofl hilarious shit all over again.
"Isn't that worth getting banned for?"
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EPT
