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jchanhm
Canada150 Posts
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DTDominion
United States2148 Posts
On February 19 2006 18:50 jchanhm wrote: There's just something about clowns that's freaky... preach it | ||
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Coulthard
Greece3359 Posts
 My grand mother was telling me a bunch of stories like that when I was a kid,she scared me to death but I kinda liked it,go keep it up | ||
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dronebabo
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32282 Posts
I started talking to some girl on college for something like 2 months. Shes pretty attractive. A little shorter than me, brunette, green eyed. Shes was 'friendly' to me this months we spent sharing a desk in college, so i started to make my moves. Yesterday i invited her home to eat; I ordered had my sister cook some penne pasta in basil sauce and prepared everything for what i hoped was a going to be a good evening. The doorbell sent the sign, some seconds later i was standing next to the door. She was really hot. She was wearing some tight tank top (which made her boobs bigger than usual), and a pretty short skirt. While eating she started to tell some comments about how good i was looking (i though of that for all dinner). After eating we went to see a DVD in my room (Saw II if anyone is interested). As you probably know, girls get the shit scared out of them while watching this type of movies, so it was not hard for me to grab her. After a couple of minutes of kissing i grab her leg softly and start going up slowly, raising his skirt. No rejections so far. I continue with the kissing while thinking of taking one step foward. Everything was running perfect and i didnt want to ruin it because of what my penis felt was the best choice. Before realising, i have her on top of me. I grab her shirt and pull it up. I start to take her nipples softly with my mouth and i hear some affirmation sounds from her. I continue with this until she decides to go down on the floor ( i was sitting on my bed). She starts unzipping my jeans and grabs *it*. I go insane and smack her to the ground and tell her in a loud volume level "U cant touch this" My, my, my, my Music hits me so hard Make me cry: Oh, my Lord! Thank you for blessing Me with a mind And two hyped feet It feels god when I know youre down A superdape home boy from the Oak-town And Im known as such And this is a beat ah Chorus: U cant touch this I told U home boy U cant touch this Yeah, thats how were livin and U know U cant touch this Look in my eyes, man U cant touch this Here, let me bust the funky lyrics U cant touch this Break it down Fresh new kicks and pants U got it like that now U know U wanna dance So, move out of your seat And get a fly girl And catch this beat While its rollin Hold on, pump a little bit And let them know Its going on like that Like that cold on a mission So fall on back Let em know that youre too much And this is a beat U cant touch this Chorus Give me a song, or rhythm Makin em sweat Thats what Im giving em Now they know U talk about the Hammer Youre talking A show thats hyped And tight singers And sweating So pass them a wipe Or a tape to learn What it is going to take In the 90s To burn the charts Legit Either work hard Or U might as well quit | ||
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dronebabo
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~OpZ~
United States3652 Posts
Nice. | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11603 Posts
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32282 Posts
On February 19 2006 19:28 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: I SENSE A HIIIJAAAACK ![[image loading]](http://www.simplydumb.com/wp-content/wld_worldtrade07.jpg) ICWUTUDIDTHAR | ||
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
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Bard
Jamaica898 Posts
Lucky enough, he found a small old hut. It wasn't really good but was enough to block harsh mountain weather. He enteres in the hut and lies down in the center of the room. He quickly finds out very odd thing about this place. There are portraits of people all around the wall. What a strange place.. but oh well... I will just sleep and get out this spooky place in the morning. He sleeps and wakes up in the morning. He looks around the room and check the portraits on more time. He suprises and quickly runs out from the hut. There was no portraits in the room. Those were all windows. == I heard the oroginal story in Korean.. Sorry if I didn't deliever it well in English... >< == added == A girl studied till late night, she finally got back her apartment late at night. As usual she waits for the elevator to come down to the first floor. The door opens, she enters in and pushes the button 10. At the 4th floor, the elevator stops and door opens. Nobody is there. She pushes the close button and the door closes. At the 5th floor, the elevator stops again. Nobosy is there either. She closes the door. Same thing happens several times on each floors... now she's really mad, pissed off and dead tired. Damn.. that kid next door might push all the buttons.. I will make sure he doesn't do this next time. At the 9th floor, as she expected, the door opens, she pushes the close button thinking this is the last time she is going to push the button for tonight. Suprisingly the door doesn't close. She pushes the close button again then loud beep noise and red signal made her frightens to death. "Maximum weight reached" | ||
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1hp
Korea (South)903 Posts
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GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
chibi + bard's that is | ||
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AngryLlama
United States1227 Posts
On February 19 2006 10:59 NewbSaibot wrote: \how do you know that it really wasnt a jail that escaped from a clown? lol | ||
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AngryLlama
United States1227 Posts
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InToTheWannaB
United States4770 Posts
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
umm, angryllama maybe just INVISIBLE PEOPLE or something like that i don't know | ||
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BatTheMan
Canada759 Posts
A woman was giving her daughter a bath while her 3 year old son was supposed to be watching her infant. The boy found the soft spot on the baby's head and pushed, and pressed his finger into the child's brain and killed it. Horrified the boy ran out of the house and into the street where he was hit by an oncoming truck. The woman ran outside to see what was going on, after her hysterical reaction she discovered that the daughter had drowned in the bathtub. | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17743 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.spookshop.com/images/scarymasks/corrupted.jpg) Whats to be scared about something like this. Chibi's story was all right. Intothewows was dropdead hilarious LOL. Bard's first story freaked me out eck ;;. Bard's second one LOL. Now my chance to make a spooky story. Once upon a time there were two best friends Job and Bob. They were very close with each other. The thing was they were both very smart but Bob never ever won first place cause Job always won first place. At first it wasnt a big thing until Bob started feeling hatred and envious of Job. He started feeling anger burn in his veins when he got second on the math test that he studied all day and night for. Than he decided. The next day it was very rainy and cloudy. Bob called Job to come outside so they could go climbing on hte mountains. When they reached the summit Bob said sorry to Job. Job replied, "why?" And that was the last words he said right before Bob pushed him off the cliff. When he got home Bob finally felt that he was gonna be first place. The next day after the news of Job's disappearance there was a english test. Job finally got what he wanted first place. After the day was Job had to stay after to clean the classroom. He felt hungry so he went outside to buy something. On the way he saw an old man with a sign that says Fortune telling for 1o cent. Cause Bob had some money to spend he asked the man whats my future." Dont hide beneath a table and hide over it" Is what the old man said. Bob said"what the fuck man? WHat kind of shitty fortune is that and stormed off. WHen he went to the school to finish the cleaning he heard a scraping outside the room. And he saw a shadow moving through the outlines of the door. He felt scared so he decided to hide under the table. And he heard a rasping voice " I found you." THe End | ||
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