TL Drinking Game IDEAS - Page 3

Manit0u

Poland17682 Posts

September 30 2012 21:53 GMT

#41

There's this polish board game for drinking. You roll a die and follow instructions. No one has ever finished it. There's 72 squares that go like that:

START
1. everyone drinks
2. you and the pawn closest to you drink
3. person on your left drinks
4. person in front of you drinks
5. you drink and go to square #32
6. you drink
7. everyone except you drinks
8. -
9. choose a person to drink
10. men drink
11. person on your right drinks
12. choose a person to drink twice
13. bad luck. you drink as many times as the number rolled on the dice and you go back to START
14. persons being farthest and closest to FINISH drink
15. pretty girl of your choosing drinks
16. you drink and the first person to laugh drinks twice
17. you drink and skip one turn
18. -
19. women drink
20. you drink and roll again
21. olive. you go and buy snacks for everybody
22. 2 geese. you drink twice
23. roll a die. if the result is 3 or lower you drink this many times
24. roll a die. if the result is 4 or higher you drink this many times
25. you drink
26. people whose age is even drink
27. people whose age is odd drink
28. -
29. you drink and go back to #9 or drink 4 times
30. whoever doesn't have more than $10 on them drinks
31. roll a die. if the result is even - you drink, if it's odd - you choose someone to drink
32. choose two people to drink
33. choose three people to drink
34. you drink and choose someone to return to #6
35. you return to #6
36. pawn farthest from you drinks and you move your pawn there
37. anyone closer to FINISH drinks
38. -
39. you can't go to the toilet until the game is over, if you do you drink 5 times
40. you drink as many times as you rolled
41. whoever has the least change on themselves drinks
42. everyone rolls, whoever rolls a 1 drinks
43. people who have sisters drink
44. you drink and the person to your left chooses someone to drink
45. you drink twice
46. if FC Barcelona lost this week everyone else drinks, if not - you drink
47. choose two people to drink a shot of tequila, if they do, you drink one too, if they don't they drink twice
48. -
49. go back to #7 and roll again
50. choose someone to go back to START and drink twice
51. two persons on your left drink and buy snacks for everyone
52. everyone with even ID number drink
53. person on your left and right drinks
54. person on your right drinks and chooses someone to drink
55. everyone rolls, whoever rolls a 6 drinks
56. you drink and go back to #11
57. everyone with odd ID number drink
58. -
59. everyone rolls, whoever rolls a 1 drinks twice and goes back to START
60. everyone sings "Rebel Yell", whoever doesn't sing drinks five times
61. people who don't wear glasses/contacts drink
62. roll 5 times, sum up your results and go back this many squares
63. whoever is wearing jeans drinks
64. if you'll drink three shots in a row, everyone else drinks one. if you won't, you drink extra two
65. everyone goes back one square and there's 2 minute break
66. you and the pawn farthest from you drink
67. you're close. everyone except you drinks twice
68. -
69. choose two persons to french kiss each other, if they won't they both drink five times
70. you drink and go to FINISH
FINISH

You can write it down and print it out easily

TheFish7

United States2824 Posts

September 30 2012 22:07 GMT

#42

Has beer pong made it to other countries yet?

My friends and I play a simple card game. We call it Fuck You.

Take 2 decks of cards and shuffle them together. Arrange some of the cards in a pyramid, face down, so you have a top row with one card, second row with 2 cards, 3rd row has 3 cards, etc. Go up to 8 rows, and then deal out the rest of the cards.

Players take turns flipping over a card of their choice. As soon as a card is revealed, the first person to put down any number of matching cards and yells "fuck you, ____" gets to deal out seconds of drinking to the person whose name they called. The number of seconds of drinking for that person is = the row that the card was flipped in * the number of cards thrown.

So for example, I might play with mike and lindsay. lindsay goes first and flips a jack from the 4th row of cards. I have 3 jacks in my hand, and throw them down before mike can throw his jack, yelling "fuck you, mike" . mike now must drink for 12 seconds (3 jacks times 4th row of cards). Alternately, I could yell "fuck you mike and lindsay" in which case they'd each drink for 6 seconds.

This continues until all the cards are flipped. Be careful who you give many drinks to because they may get you back later!

Ian Ian Ian

915 Posts

September 30 2012 23:55 GMT

#43

On October 01 2012 06:30 Derrida wrote:

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Sounds fun, by my calculations it's around 1.5 liters of vodka and beer each, possible if you are really alcohol tolerant and start early and take the whole night.

And I'll point out yet again that if you drink a 40 in one night you'll die. Most alcohol tolerant people have trouble with a 26..

Diminisherqc

Canada220 Posts

October 01 2012 00:08 GMT

#44

On October 01 2012 08:55 Ian Ian Ian wrote:

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And I'll point out yet again that if you drink a 40 in one night you'll die. Most alcohol tolerant people have trouble with a 26..

no you wont die .. one of ym friend when he was younger used to drink most of his 40 so thats at least 30 ,and there are clip over the internet of people drinking more , hell even in cky2k the fat guy drinks 60 s1 ounce shot in like 2-3 hours .... and he is not dead... but it wase not pretty hahaha

Ian Ian Ian

915 Posts

October 01 2012 04:06 GMT

#45

40 shots (which is still less then what you will probably have to drink) would put a 200 lb guy at over .6 BAC. Considering getting greater then .5 has a risk of death.. And that's without accounting for any of the beer.. :s

Aerisky

United States12129 Posts

October 01 2012 04:15 GMT

#46

God damn, you guys have some hardcore drinking games....either hardcore or just super interesting (sometimes both).

These are insane haha. I'd like to see that Polish drinking board game keke.

Antimatterz

United States1010 Posts

October 01 2012 04:22 GMT

#47

On September 15 2012 05:38 Flamingo777 wrote:

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I nearly lost it xD... This should be added to OP!

That shit is pure gold.

Sassback

United States718 Posts

October 01 2012 04:29 GMT

#48

On September 15 2012 05:57 Jealous wrote:
Here is a Russian drinking to end all drinking games. The legend says that no one has ever beaten it in one night. It's one of those you play against your tolerance and sanity.

The White Bear Cometh and the White Bear Leave(th?) (rough translation)
1. Fill a pint glass with beer. Drink half of it.
2. Fill the remaining half with vodka. Drink half of it.
3. Repeat step 2 until your glass has no (apparent) beer in it i.e. totally clear. Then you say "The White Bear has Arrived."
4. Drink half of the mostly-vodka pint. Fill it the remaining half with beer.
5. Repeat step 4 until your glass has no (apparent) vodka. At this point you will need an objective judge to confirm. If confirmed, you say "Va Vite Breaur haws Weft." Just kidding, you say "The White Bear has Departed."

Good luck, comrades. I have gotten to step 4, don't think I ever started step 5.

Holy banana peels batman! that is ridiculous.

Well i got a drinking game that is a little more tame. First get a bottle of whiskey and one shot glass.
Then everyone roll a dice, whoever rolled the highest doesn't have to roll again. Repeat until only one person is left, and that person drinks the shot. Then fill up the shot and repeat. It's a pretty fun way to down a bottle pretty quick if you are pre-gaming before a party. And i would recommend playing with more than 3 people probably.

CyDe

United States1010 Posts

October 01 2012 04:31 GMT

#49

On September 15 2012 10:48 arb wrote:

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Fun fact! Theres 218 Fuck's in scarface, with 278 total swear words!

goodluck

I think this would work well with District 9 as well.

MountainDewJunkie

United States10344 Posts

October 01 2012 04:35 GMT

#50

More related to watching streams linked from TL, but still:

1 drink when you hear:
- "huge fungal"
- "soooo much"
- stephano's name in a game not involving stephano
- "top korean" when they are a perennial code A player

If you want to get drunk faster, here's an even easier set of rules:
- one drink per stutter step by a terran. If it hits five, then you must finish the whole drink
- each time stalkers are blinked
- each time you think you and the commentator are watching completely different games

Gems of drunkness:
- one full drink per mention of an EG player.
- 2 shots per mention of a retired player
- 3 shots per bitbybit reference

Xenocryst

United States521 Posts

October 01 2012 04:45 GMT

#51

On October 01 2012 06:53 Manit0u wrote:
There's this polish board game for drinking. You roll a die and follow instructions. No one has ever finished it. There's 72 squares that go like that:

START
1. everyone drinks
2. you and the pawn closest to you drink
3. person on your left drinks
4. person in front of you drinks
5. you drink and go to square #32
6. you drink
7. everyone except you drinks
8. -
9. choose a person to drink
10. men drink
11. person on your right drinks
12. choose a person to drink twice
13. bad luck. you drink as many times as the number rolled on the dice and you go back to START
14. persons being farthest and closest to FINISH drink
15. pretty girl of your choosing drinks
16. you drink and the first person to laugh drinks twice
17. you drink and skip one turn
18. -
19. women drink
20. you drink and roll again
21. olive. you go and buy snacks for everybody
22. 2 geese. you drink twice
23. roll a die. if the result is 3 or lower you drink this many times
24. roll a die. if the result is 4 or higher you drink this many times
25. you drink
26. people whose age is even drink
27. people whose age is odd drink
28. -
29. you drink and go back to #9 or drink 4 times
30. whoever doesn't have more than $10 on them drinks
31. roll a die. if the result is even - you drink, if it's odd - you choose someone to drink
32. choose two people to drink
33. choose three people to drink
34. you drink and choose someone to return to #6
35. you return to #6
36. pawn farthest from you drinks and you move your pawn there
37. anyone closer to FINISH drinks
38. -
39. you can't go to the toilet until the game is over, if you do you drink 5 times
40. you drink as many times as you rolled
41. whoever has the least change on themselves drinks
42. everyone rolls, whoever rolls a 1 drinks
43. people who have sisters drink
44. you drink and the person to your left chooses someone to drink
45. you drink twice
46. if FC Barcelona lost this week everyone else drinks, if not - you drink
47. choose two people to drink a shot of tequila, if they do, you drink one too, if they don't they drink twice
48. -
49. go back to #7 and roll again
50. choose someone to go back to START and drink twice
51. two persons on your left drink and buy snacks for everyone
52. everyone with even ID number drink
53. person on your left and right drinks
54. person on your right drinks and chooses someone to drink
55. everyone rolls, whoever rolls a 6 drinks
56. you drink and go back to #11
57. everyone with odd ID number drink
58. -
59. everyone rolls, whoever rolls a 1 drinks twice and goes back to START
60. everyone sings "Rebel Yell", whoever doesn't sing drinks five times
61. people who don't wear glasses/contacts drink
62. roll 5 times, sum up your results and go back this many squares
63. whoever is wearing jeans drinks
64. if you'll drink three shots in a row, everyone else drinks one. if you won't, you drink extra two
65. everyone goes back one square and there's 2 minute break
66. you and the pawn farthest from you drink
67. you're close. everyone except you drinks twice
68. -
69. choose two persons to french kiss each other, if they won't they both drink five times
70. you drink and go to FINISH
FINISH

You can write it down and print it out easily

My liver is trembling......

feanor1

United States1899 Posts

October 01 2012 05:20 GMT

#52

Our go to drinking game.

Bet Your Liver

What you'll need
A ton of beer(Preferable cheap), a deck of cards and a large mug or cup
4 to 5 friends

1. You "bet" how much you want to by pouring into the center cup and calling the color of the next card to be drawn(Most bets are around a quarter to a half beer unless someone is feeling like they need to slow down).
2. Someone flips over the top card on the deck
3. If you correctly guessed the card congratulations you have survived your turn and the next person adds their bet to the center and so on. When someone guesses wrong they must finish the cup(If it is over two beers we let you have a buddy if you want it).

Sometimes someone with a mixed drink or just straight liquor talks their way into the game. We just have them bet normally and hate ourselves when we have to drink the results.

Best if played at a fast pace(Ie finish the drink within 30 sec at a maximum)

Literally the fastest drinking game I have ever played

Other games
FlunkyballWe do one two liter in the middle with a volleyball
Beeriocart(N64 Mariocart)
Waterfall(Kings Cup)

ey215

United States546 Posts

October 01 2012 05:21 GMT

#53

It was the spring of 1995 and as finals week dawned on us we joined a friend on a shopping trip at the Goodwill so he could buy some cheap books and things for his future classrooms as an elementary school teacher. We may or may not have been in a small town in the south but cannot either confirm or deny.

We happen across:

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for something like 50 cents.

Lets just say Jim Beam, Buttershots, a lot of beer, NASCAR (I think the Days of Thunder game) and bass fishing on the Super Nintendo were all involved over about a five day period.

Oh and we may have taken finals in there as well.

As for an actual TL drinking game, I think "General Forum: Any time someone assumes that all Americans and or Republicans are stupid." should be added. Would make pretty much any thread about any topic entertaining.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

October 01 2012 05:25 GMT

#54

http://internetdrinkinggame.com/ is pretty great actually

Verator

United States283 Posts

October 01 2012 05:36 GMT

#55

My favorite game.

Its called drinking.

You go to the bar.

You get a drink, just one.

Then you finish your drink.

Then you get another one!

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