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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-18 05:56:23
November 29 2005 13:12 GMT
#1
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As President of the Fakesteve Unilateral Club of Killing Everyone Retarded, or F.U.C.K.E.R for short, I hereby do declare that we shall rise up and claim the great FakeSteve to be our lord and overseer! This long overdue thread is to be about FakeSteve, and why is he so near and dear to all our hearts (as well as some of our boxer shorts).

By doing so, we will show our appreciation for what tireless enrichment the great FakeSteve has bestowed upon our pitiful, pathetic lives;

Such as his glorious but brief attempt to overthrow the American government with an army of enamel destroying cyborgs,

Or demonstrating his benevolence in sharing what worldly knowledge he has received amongst his travels across the lands,

His short-lived foray into the literary arts(a F.U.C.K.E.R exclusive),

And of course, exhibiting his M4D P41]\[T 5k177z which can be topped by no man OR god.


So, who here among us has enough Courage in their Character, enough Determination in their Spirit, enough Nad in their Sack, to stand up and loudly proclaim for all to hear;


I AM A F.U.C.K.E.R.!!


So everyone, feel free to regale us with a tale of your close encounters with this modern day messiah.


Official List of F.U.C.K.E.R.s (edited as necessary):

1. EvilTeletubby
2. FlavOrs
3. mahnini
4. .Mother
5. PanoRaMa
6. Rayzorblade
7. Mickey[aCt] (You're not a member until I say you are, bitch)
8. Meta (You should feel better about yourself already)
9. Zia
10. GTR-2-Go
11. FakeSteve[TPR] (it's allowed)
12. OctoPuSs
13. HeadBangaa
14. Ekii
15. OverTheUnder
16. gulii (anyone who likes getting teabagged is more than welcome in steve's club)
17. Penguin
18. IntoTheWow
19. Slaughter)BiO
20. vGl-CoW
21. Starparty
22. decafchicken
23. DooMeR
24. StarN
25. iD.MidiaN (we all know what a F.U.C.K.E.R he is)
26. hatedbymany
27. nArAnjO
28. DarkGhost]Coon[
29. draeger (out of spite)
30. QuietIdiot
31. Incontrol (against his will)
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
November 29 2005 13:15 GMT
#2
Can I join thi- oh, wait.
lastprobeALIVE
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States974 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-29 13:19:39
November 29 2005 13:17 GMT
#3
id be the biggest fucker in world.

i want in


ps rpf you're gay
oh edit, i met fakesteve beating him tvp like a million times
edit, i mean NOT beating him tvp...
when in doubt DT out
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
November 29 2005 13:19 GMT
#4
The paint thread alone is enough reason, I want in!!

I am a F.U.C.K.E.R.!!
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
.Mother
Profile Joined November 2005
United States1 Post
November 29 2005 13:19 GMT
#5
i've waited my whole life for this moment
lastprobeALIVE
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States974 Posts
November 29 2005 13:20 GMT
#6
hey mother f.u.c.k.e.r
when in doubt DT out
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
November 29 2005 13:22 GMT
#7
On November 29 2005 22:20 FlavOrs wrote:
hey mother f.u.c.k.e.r


Haha, gold
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
November 29 2005 13:22 GMT
#8
haha that dude "painter" in the ms paint thread got owned so bad

someone even banned him saying "don't fuck up fakesteve's thread"
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
November 29 2005 13:23 GMT
#9
C'mon guys, I know there are more F.U.C.K.E.R.s on TL.net than this!
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5070 Posts
November 29 2005 13:25 GMT
#10
Fakesteve killed my parents and stole my girlfriend.

I WANT TO JOIN!
rpf289s butt--
Profile Joined November 2005
United States1 Post
November 29 2005 13:28 GMT
#11
i'd like to join as well
too many people have the password to this account
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
November 29 2005 13:28 GMT
#12
Hey, I wanna be a F.U.C.K.E.R!
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
November 29 2005 13:29 GMT
#13
i'd like to join rpf289s butt--'s fanclub, but unfortunately i'm already a member

fakesteve is president
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
November 29 2005 13:29 GMT
#14
Im already a member.
rel
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Guam3521 Posts
November 29 2005 13:30 GMT
#15
hi
I'll tank push my way into her heart. ☮♥&$!
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6225 Posts
November 29 2005 13:38 GMT
#16
*jumps on bandwagon in an attempt to raise his self-esteem*
good vibes only
IcedEarth
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States3661 Posts
November 29 2005 13:49 GMT
#17
I've been TPR since day 2.
Guardian guardian guardian of the blind
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
November 29 2005 13:54 GMT
#18
Haha, ETT you've out done yourself this time.
ModeratorTL VOD legends: Live2Win, hasuprotoss, Cadical, rinizim, Mani, thedeadhaji, Kennigit, SonuvBob, yakii, fw, pheer, CDRdude, pholon, Uraeus, zatic, baezzi. The contributors make this site what it is. *Props to FakeSteve for respecting the guitar gods*
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51568 Posts
November 29 2005 13:58 GMT
#19
*puts his fucking hand up*
Commentator
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
November 29 2005 14:00 GMT
#20
On November 29 2005 22:49 IcedEarth wrote:
I've been TPR since day 2.


Well, much to the delight of many male readers, you're a F.U.C.K.E.R now baby!
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
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